48.Chapter 47 Meat photos are not something you can send if you want to
The Talmud said: "If the world is very beautiful, nine parts it is in Jerusalem." ”。
The Bible also says, "If I forget you, O Jerusalem, I would rather my right hand forget your skill!" If I do not remember you, and if I do not look at Jerusalem above what pleases me most, I would have my tongue on the roof of my mouth! ”
Known as the holy city of the Holy City, Jerusalem is the oldest and most unique and beautiful city in the world, and is also the holy place of the three revealed religions of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
Walking through Jerusalem, surrounded by vicissitudes of history and splendid architecture, one cannot help but feel a deep shock in the soul, lamenting the transience and insignificance of individual life and the miracle and great creative power of universal life.
Carlos, who has been in his forties in two lifetimes combined, saw such a Jerusalem and had to fall for her mysterious charm.
What's more, how full of experience is still young?
For the girl He Man, whether it was Jerusalem, which was full of religious atmosphere, or the world of local tyrants full of gold yuan, she was dizzy and blind.
Every day is like a dream, and she is still a little lady in the five-person group, she was far away in the country before, and everyone couldn't take care of it, once she returned to her little friend's side, her brothers and sisters all pampered her as a daughter.
American sweetheart is an only child, Jacob and Amin are the youngest boys in the family, Tom's sister is not sticky to his brother at all, and Ann is also the youngest child in the family, so He Man's appearance satisfies the older brothers and sisters of the above series of guys.
Naturally, she left her domestic friends behind.
On this day, they were hosting a pool party in Jacob's backyard, and Carlos was definitely the one in charge of the barbecue, wearing black boxer swim trunks and a light blue shirt with no buttons. Placing a steaming cup of drink on the coffee table next to the chair, Carlos tilted his head and pinched He Man's fleshy face.
"Don't go into the water today, drink the brown sugar ginger, I'll make you another porridge, let the maid help warm it, and eat it when you're hungry."
"You're going into the water?"
Seeing Carlos begin to take off his shirt, He Man sat up straight from the recliner and looked up.
"Well, it's a little hot, I want to soak in the water."
"Carlos! Let's hold your breath! ”
After answering Tom's call, Carlos kneaded He Man's heart and walked into the pool topless.
The menstrual period that originally arrived three days later was actually advanced, and yesterday I went to the mall with my American sweetheart to buy the first split swimsuit in my life, but I didn't have a chance to wear it. He Man was also unlucky.
Out of boredom, she pulled out her phone and started swiping her scarf, five days after her last update. In the message, a bunch of people asked her if she was afraid of crime and absconded. was charged with a crime for no apparent reason, He Man was very innocent, she read the message carefully, only to find out that she had cheated herself.
Is it too late to retract that comment?
Dissatisfaction is a loss: if I post such a large-scale photo, I will be banned from QAQ.
【Review】
[Don't BB, look at the attention, I opened more than 30 accounts, easy for me!] Don't be afraid to seal it, change your vest and fight again! Come to the photo! ]
[Hahaha!] Blowing such a big, you dare not go to the picture, be careful that fans come to check the water meter! ]
He Man really wants to say that the old lady is currently in Jerusalem, and she is not afraid of you coming to check the water meter at all! However, she didn't dare to pull hatred anymore. Swallowing the words she wanted to refute, she continued to flip down.
[I also opened more than 20 accounts, and I temporarily canceled my attention to Mr. ]
[Hand over Mr. Yuzhao and don't kill!] ]
[There's a typo upstairs!] Hand over the Mr. meat photos and don't kill them!!!! ]
[Upstairs is so witty!] Hand over the Mr. Flesh Photo and don't kill !!! +10086]
This bunch is definitely Carlos's true love fans, I really don't believe they are so desperate to win the level! He Man deliberately checked the attention, Carlos's scarf attention was really less than 500, and his own number was directly more than 10,000, I was really moved to cry.
Anyway, as long as you don't expose your face, it's fine, right?
Thinking so, He Man secretly raised his mobile phone, looking for a good angle by the pool, in order to take a clear picture of Carlos's six-pack abs. How can you be worthy of the attention of more than 10,000!
It took more than half an hour for her to renew her scarf.
Dissatisfaction is a loss: look at the speed, retreat in three seconds! [Figure]
After the scarf was updated, He Man immediately refreshed, and there was not a single reply or a like, what about the usual like party! It's so realistic! After waiting for three seconds, she retracted the picture and refreshed it, and the comments came out in seconds. You can imagine how many people just right-clicked before commenting.
【Review】
[Right-click successfully!] The saliva is non-stop!! Although the gentleman is standing in the water, the six-pack abs can see clearly! It's a shame that the phone is good, and even the water droplets on the muscle texture have shone on!! Nosebleed, although I can't see the face of the gentleman, but it's already satisfied! This picture is enough for me to lick until Mr. returns! ]
[Touching the world good girl!] Behind the gentleman stood a Chinese paper with six-pack abs! One white and one brown! It has a good sense of CP! , I want to touch it, I want to touch it, I want to touch it! Boom!!!!! ]
Dissatisfaction is a loss: that's our future brother-in-law, the one who fights boxing, taller than my brother, stronger than my brother, but can't beat my brother-
[That's the same as the American GI being manipulated by the Chinese special forces, the muscles are empty.] Not durable. Mr. is in such a good shape! It's a pity that Shining Red Star has already enlisted in the army, otherwise this is the most motivating! Six-pack abs! In other words, Mr. is now over for the entrance examination, right? When do you plan to return? ]
[Same question!] My husband is not here, and I have no motivation to get on YY. ]
Grievance is a loss: there are still many singers in Shengdong! He was accepted to the university of his choice, and the start of the semester began in September. However, the freshman seems to have to live in the dormitory, and it is estimated that he will not sing in the dormitory.
[First heartfelt blessings to my husband, and then sadness flows backwards!] ]
[And what about this summer vacation?] It's only the beginning of August! Don't you get YY anymore? ]
[That's right!] Sing a song and you're satisfied! Perfection!!!!! ]
Dissatisfaction is a loss: we're still at a friend's house, so we can't be too casual. If you don't mind the scumbag sound quality of your laptop, let him go to the den and talk to you at night?
[it!] When does my husband have a nest! I don't know! ]
Dissatisfaction is a loss: uh, I forgot about it, he really doesn't have a nest, or I should apply to the manager to open a sub-channel for chatting? See you tonight? But what time is it on my side at night?
[What time is it over there?] ]
Dissatisfaction is a loss: 3 p.m.
[Damn, it's 9 p.m. on our side!] Wait for you in the evening, it's early in the morning on our side, don't be afraid, it's summer vacation anyway! Big deal staying up late! ]
[That's right!] Stay up late, stay up late! It's decided! See you in the early morning! See you or leave you! ]
[Boom!] There is a mother at home, and you must not stay up late! I also want to chat with my husband! Do not open the forest!!! Listening to a recording is completely different from listening to a live broadcast! What's more, it's still a chat version!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
[Sister, don't open the forest!] You can prepare what you want to say to your husband first, and then give it to your friends who are ready to stay up late, and let them send it out for you on the public screen!! ]
[Full marks for wit upstairs!] ]
Dissatisfaction is a loss: you are so quick to discuss! I haven't told him yet!
[Don't think fans don't know, Mr. is a famous sister control!] Tell him he won't refuse! ]
[This setting is too emotional, I just want to say to the loss: Let go of that brother and let me come!!!! ]
Seeing fans say this, He Man is also proud in his heart, his own brother is great! Envy and jealousy of you! She snorted twice and determined that it was 9 o'clock tonight, and at 3 o'clock in the morning domestic time, the YY chat room was not dispersed.
After getting off the scarf, she quickly went to YY to report to her senior sister, and the next question was how to convince her brother.
So when Carlos climbed ashore and began to serve a delicious barbecue for everyone, he found that his sister had been looking at him in a daze, with a tangled expression and not knowing what to think. After asking the reason for the incident and the result, he curled his index finger and tapped it on He Man's head.
"Boom! Against domestic violence! ”
"I want to too, you're a habitual pit brother."
"Then are you going tonight or not! You said that you were going to take a break from preparing for the exam, and the fans agreed, but now that you have obviously received the notice, don't you want to visit your fans! Wait until the chrysanthemums are all gone! ”
Covering his forehead with one hand, He Man pouted aggrievedly.
Sure enough, it's spoiled. After teaching a lesson, I pouted and became aggrieved, and if I said her loudly in the future, wouldn't I lift the table and turn the sky upside down?
Although he complained so in his heart, Carlos really couldn't refuse He Man's request, and could only rub her slightly red forehead vigorously. Seeing her screaming and dodging all kinds of twists and dodges, it can be regarded as a solution to the hatred.
"Okay, go and go, drink up the brown sugar ginger, beware of stomach aches, are you hungry?"
"Brother! You're the best! Not hungry yet! ”
got a satisfactory reply, and He Man gave Carlos a Momoda directly. The brother and sister's slimy behavior caused Jacob on the side to roll his eyes.
"Enough, I can see other people's tooth aches."
"Look, your brother Jacob is jealous, go and shun the hair."
He Man also listened to his own brother's words, and without saying a word, he directly hugged Jacob who came over, and a group of people made a noisy mess.
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At three o'clock in the morning, the number of people in the sound of YY is actually hanging thousands of people as usual, and recently due to the strong rise of the murmuring voice of the union next door, and the level of singers who are new to the sound is average, the number of people on the channel has dropped to about 4000 people. And the new singer who didn't know about the He Man Neck incident was a little flattered when he saw this number, and sang his best song the wheat sequence.
However, after the public screen swiped out the sentence "Mr. is here", the number of people on the karaoke channel began to go crazy, and the number of people in the chat sub-channel called [Chicken Soup for the Soul] below surged. I also want to see which great god is coming, but the song is not finished yet. The new singer could only silently speed up.
【Public Screen】
[Mr. Sir!] I haven't seen you in a long time!!!!! ]
[Welcome sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
"I've been deceived! Hahaha!! ”
With Carlos's horn, He Man laughed arrogantly.
【Public Screen】
[it!] Field control! Fork this chick out and ruin it. ]
[Deceive my feelings!] Take the pass, take the pass!! ]
"Brother! If you don't open your mouth, I'm going to be ruined!" ”
There was a sound of walking and pulling, completely lifting the public screen of the M attribute.
"Shouldn't you look for Doberman at this time?"
Carlos's teasing laughter, even on a scum-quality laptop, didn't detract from its Sudo in the slightest. Looking at the various [one satisfaction] [sound movement first Su] on the public screen, He Man pouted.
"I just said that the one who took the customs should stand up and see that I don't kill you!"
【Public Screen】
[Now that Mr. is out, I won't shut you down, we're still each other's little angels!] ]
[, upstairs is so realistic!] ]
[Isn't the gentleman singing tonight?] ]
"I don't sing anymore, it's not good at a friend's house, and the portable radio is scum. You still haven't slept so late, have you? Haha, why wait until you're done talking to me before you go to sleep? So for the sake of your health, should I go offline? ”
No need to sing, no need to climb the microphone, Carlos just typed with the fans on the public screen, and I talked and chatted. He Man sat beside him, complaining about the public screen from time to time, but all of them were dealt with by [forked out].
Seeing that the public screen was more concerned about the timing of his return, Carlos had to say that he would still appear in the union relatively rarely in the coming year, after all, the university he studied needed accommodation, and the first year of classes was particularly full. Fans are a little disappointed, but they understand.
"By the way, I pay more attention to the scarf than you now!"
Watching Carlos chatting with the public screen, He Man suddenly remembered that he hadn't gotten his own number of followers yet.
Hearing He Man's words, Carlos just let out a single tone of doubt. Then he operated the mouse to board the scarf and open his homepage and He Man's homepage.
"It's not daylight."
Carlos looked at He Man with a smile.
"Huh? What do you do during the day? ”
Carlos didn't answer her directly, but gestured to the public screen that was still on.
【Public Screen】
[Sir, your sister's IQ is a bit worrying!] Why don't you change to a different girl, like me! Can sell cute, can warm beds, and went to college! ]
[Don't be stupid!] Sir mean, it's not daytime, it's not the time to daydream! ]
[Upstairs is the right solution, and I will tell you the latest news, Mr. Bib is concerned about throwing you a few streets!] ]
He Man, who only reacted when he saw this, twisted Carlos's waist with two fingers.
it! This kind of girlfriend and boyfriend's coquettish and vindictive trick actually happened to him, it's a stomachache! However, before he could recover from the severe pain, his sister-in-law pushed him away directly, and threw himself in front of the laptop.
"! How can it be! it! You really fasted and don't be a monk! I don't want to think about who sent you the jade photo of the male god!
Ha! At noon, it is still more than 10,000 people's attention! Why are they all gone now! Boom! They bullied me! ”
Ignoring Homan's cries, Carlos seemed to hear something terrible from her words.
"What do you mean by sending you a jade photo of a male god, can you explain this to me, huh?"
【Public Screen】
[This baby doesn't know anything.] ]
[What meat photo?] This baby doesn't know either! ]
[Yes, I don't know the public screen, what six-pack abs with water droplets or something, I don't know at all, what are you talking about? ] ]
[Although I know that people are stupid, I really didn't expect to be stupid enough to be stupid to this Cheng dù, and I have seen it for a long time. Say nothing, wax. ]
[Wix!] Losses go all the way! ]
"That's all for this chat, I have some housework to deal with, and I will continue to talk next time I have a chance."
[A strong ghost animal aura attacks the entire public screen]
[I have already met a miserable future of loss.] ]
[There should be singing at this moment: NoZuoNoDieWhyYouTry, NoTryNoHighGiveFive, WhyTryWhyHighCan'tBeShy, YouShyYouCryStillGoDie, NoZuoNoDieDon'tBeShy.]
[Although I am very grateful for the benefits of the loss, but I still feel so happy when I think she will be taught a lesson, how can I break it!!!!! ]
[Ditto!] Who told her to live with my husband!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't sympathize with her!!! ]
As for how He Man was taught a lesson by Carlos that night, we won't say.
Wax.