One

Zhihu: What's the scariest thing you've ever experienced?

A teppanyaki:

The younger brother took me up.

I'm a man. Straight men.

……

Don't ask me, I'm broken right now.

After sending this reply, Teppanyaki sat down in his chair and thought about life.

Regarding this matter, Teppanyaki himself is also confused.

The younger brother is not his younger brother, he is the younger brother of the college next door, and he is studying finance. And he studied civil engineering.

He didn't quite understand why he was a civil dog who was dirty and wooden, and he came to the hollow bricks in the concrete every day, why he taught a financial calculus.

Aren't they supposed to understand well? Yes?

Why should he teach math? Yes?

Here's how things went.

Teppanyaki goes to tutor once a week, and the tutor is his boss's son.

Who's the boss?

The boss is the immediate boss of his internship unit. The top boss said that I am very optimistic about you, young man, my son needs you very much, and my wife's craftsmanship will not treat you badly. In a word, are you coming?

Teppanyaki wanted to get up earlier than the chicken and go to bed later than the dog, and finally had to soak in the soup for half a day on a weekend to be a tutor, but he refused in his heart.

The boss said that I will give you two hours and three hundred, not outstanding but stable, promote one to give twenty yuan reward red envelopes, and I will pay for the taxi fare. Lao Tzu is not bad for money.

Teppanyaki thought about it for a second, slapped the table, and said yes.

He said that I have structural mechanics, theoretical mechanics, elastic mechanics, fluid mechanics...... It's all here, and Qu Qu is not a problem with high school math.

Teppanyaki and then regretted it.

The first time that kid was quite quail, he didn't know anything.

The second time, that kid was also quite shy, and he learned to draw inferences.

The third time the teppanyaki flipped the table.

The kid came to him with the competition questions, four years have brewed the teppanyaki from the peak moment to an ordinary scumbag, looking at the competition questions, he said incomprehensibly I have solved this problem, but I want you to think about it for yourself first, and I hope you have an answer next week.

The iron plate burned the fart and ran away.

As soon as I come back, I will post it on Moments.

Help: High School Math Problems [Picture]

If you don't save your brother's reputation, you won't be able to protect it!!

At this time, a junior who understood righteousness appeared.

stood out from the encirclement in the midst of ridicule, became a stubborn stone in the torrent, and became the savior of teppanyaki.

The junior said that I think this topic is quite familiar, and there seems to be [picture] in this children's book.

Teppanyaki seemed to have found the dawn, and quickly went to the bookstore to find a book, and solved the problem overnight.

Teppanyaki is extremely gratifying: Good comrade, good comrade, there is no more of your brother's embarrassment.

Seniors advance and retreat: wherever they are, they are all seniors and smart. I'd like to ask the dean of calculus.

Teppanyaki is a big bag, I thought it would come true, I forgot about high school math, and the calculus in college is still in the pulp of the brain.

He slapped his face and said no problem, my brother used to differentiate one, two, three, nine, nine, nine, □□ seven, how do you like to ask, and it's no problem to ask questions with books and even ask fancy questions.

So the junior hooked up with the teppanyaki.

Two

Teppanyaki felt that he was very naïve, innocent, and stupid.

The junior came over with a white book, and he really treated it as a blank piece of paper in front of him. In fact, the younger brother has a clear heart.

The junior is divided into one, two, three, all of them are one hundred. Out.

When Teppanyaki gave the topic, he stared at Teppanyaki's hands, looked at his face after reading his hands, and looked at his neck after reading his face. It was as if a big bad wolf had taken a fancy to the little white rabbit and wondered where to go.

Teppanyaki thinks that this little comrade is too caring, he can understand it at all, occasionally ask a few questions, and he is not embarrassed at all, compared to the little boy of the boss's family, I don't know where to go.

As soon as the little kid had a strange question, he asked the younger brother. You have to find one three or four times a week. Because the little kid has learned to take pictures with his phone and send him questions.

He didn't want to think about why his younger brother was so smart that he needed him to tutor calculus.

The younger brother is from the student council.

When Teppanyaki heard about it, he was in awe. The ** of the student union, it's very powerful, and the teachers help with the fight.

The Student Council has a new hire. The younger brother asked him if he wanted to go in.

Teppanyaki didn't want to go in, but he still asked: What is the standard?

The junior said to pull it out and walk around, and the ten best-looking ones came in.

Teppanyaki choked: What department are you?

The junior said: Public relations department.

The younger brother is bent.

Teppanyaki found out later. His first thought when he knew it was - no wonder he was so handsome.

In a profession like theirs, there are ten males out of ten, and none of the ten males can dress up.

The junior has the hair of a handsome Korean guy, his eyes are long, the bridge of his nose is high, and his lips are particularly good-looking.

Especially when he took out his mobile phone, looked at the stock market, and said lightly that he had earned a few thousand today, Teppanyaki felt that he was so handsome.

But teppanyaki is straight.

Straight straight straight. In summer, the undershirt flip-flops are like an old man. He felt like a special man.

The junior asked him to sing three times, but he didn't go to the teppanyaki.

He actually felt a little awkward in his heart. Because the younger brother is bent.

He said he was going to prepare for the kid, but he didn't send a text message for a week.

The junior asked him for the fourth time and said that I would take you to see the bar.

The teppanyaki is terrible pure. I've never been to a bar or Internet café in my twenties, and I was immediately tempted when I heard it.

The younger brother leaned into his ear and said: The most authentic kind.

Teppanyaki covered his ears and somehow his neck turned red, and his heart was still a little bottomless.

That's when something happened.

Teppanyaki has an ex-girlfriend and a girlfriend for the first time.

Tall and thin, with long flowing hair. When Teppanyaki was playing ball with his junior brother, he saw his first love coming over, sitting on the side with a bottle of water and smiling at a person in the field. Teppanyaki looked at it twice and then went down.

The junior came down and asked him what was going on.

Teppanyaki didn't want to tell people about the prairie above him, so he shut up and didn't say a word.

The junior brother was sharp-eyed and immediately asked: Your ex-girlfriend?

Teppanyaki rolled his eyes and said what is the matter with you.

The junior said you are my brother.

Teppanyaki was very touched in his heart. He thinks that he has grown so big, and there are few good buddies, although the junior is a crooked, but he is really much more considerate than the previous brothers.

He said he had been pried into the corner by the tall guy who played there. It's not over, the two of them are dangling in front of him every day, which is particularly annoying.

Teppanyaki said I just didn't look as good as him, right, what's the matter, you can belittle me like a bedbug, right?

The junior said that he knew this tall man and often took his ex-girlfriend to the bar to play.

Teppanyaki immediately became alert, thinking that this little wouldn't speak ill of him behind his back, so the junior said: She also showed us the information and photos you used to take with her.

Teppanyaki thought that I would go, no wonder the junior brother told them about their relationship. I was so sad that I couldn't do it, and asked uncomfortably: What else did she say about me?

The junior brother is serious: saying that you are not worthy of her at all.

Teppanyaki was shot countless times in the chest, and went back to lie down in his bedroom.

The younger brother came over from the cafeteria to buy him food, kicked the teppanyaki on the bed, and said that I will help you go and get back a city.

Three

The younger brother's retraction is to let Teppanyaki, the loser who was thrown off, have a new "girlfriend" enough to show off.

As for this innocent girlfriend who came from there, he can't help but care about it.

When Teppanyaki saw his "new girlfriend", he was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

The junior wore a sweatshirt, a miniskirt underneath, a pair of women's big sunglasses, long hair fluttering, and his shame was off the charts.

Teppanyaki looked at the slender, straight, snow-white legs under the miniskirt and felt his nose hot.

…… That's what he likes.

When the junior saw the big pants of Teppanyaki's flip-flops, he dragged him to his bedroom, took out a bunch of dazzling clothes, and picked out a few random pieces for Teppanyaki to put on his body.

Teppanyaki smacking tongue is worthy of being bent. What misconceptions do you have about bending? Not all gay are as tasteful as he is.

Teppanyaki was covered with a black V-neck T-shirt, a pair of skinny black jeans, and his hair was messed up and brought out of the house.

Teppanyaki didn't know that when he was dressed, the younger brother had been watching from the side, and he turned around when he looked at it.

Teppanyaki didn't think he could be so handsome when he was getting his hair.

He thinks that dressing up is a natural skill, and he used to be a stinky ** silk all over. As soon as she arrived in the hands of her junior, Cinderella became a princess.

In addition, the younger brother's clothes are about the same size as him, and they are a little bigger than him.

Teppanyaki pulled his "new girlfriend" into the bar with a high spirit. It was said that the ex-girlfriend and the man happened to be there that day.

When the teppanyaki appeared, they didn't recognize it.

His attention was all on his junior.

The juniors are simply a moving spotlight. A pair of flats can be worn in the style of high heels. Pairs of eyes were staring at his two white thighs.

Teppanyaki asked him in a low voice You have such a short skirt, and you bent over and walked naked...... No, what if it's exposed?

The junior looked at him with disdain, lowered his head and whispered in his ear that he would hug me.

Teppanyaki's ears are particularly sensitive, and the junior still says so ambiguous words and dresses so ambiguously, he can't do it if he doesn't want to be ambiguous.

Seeing that he didn't react, the junior blushed, picked up his hand and pressed it on his buttocks, saying that you just cover me.

It's blinding.

Teppanyaki touched his junior's buttocks, blushing like a monkey's buttocks, and his ex-girlfriend and his ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend stared at them with a look of disgust.

When the junior pulled the teppanyaki onto the dance floor, he glanced down at his ex-girlfriend passing by.

Teppanyaki felt that he had never been so happy in his life. Especially when his ex-girlfriend looked at him in disbelief.

Teppanyaki wanted to say a few words to his ex-girlfriend, but he was grabbed by the junior brother and whispered in his ear that I would reveal my stuffing when I spoke, so you are not allowed to talk to them.

Teppanyaki is good.

The younger brother's dancing is particularly emotional.

It was very cold before entering, and when I jumped up, I was very angry.

Teppanyaki was used as a pillar to jump close to his body, and the junior's ass kept rubbing against him. Teppanyaki is a little unbearable.

He felt particularly aggrieved and depressed. Suffering in happiness, suffocating in pain. Junior brother, he's not a woman!

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Replace what you know at night If you are interested in this chapter of anti-theft included in the column "Short Story Collection", you can find it yourself, but I guess most people have read it