Liu Ye, "......" Liu Ye suddenly thought of accompanying a classmate from the biology department to class two days ago, and the teacher said that the water content in the body of an adult female surnamed accounts for about 52 percent of the whole body, and the water content in the body of an adult man reaches more than 60 percent.

Liu Ye wanted to tease Su Vice Ji on a whim, "Su Vice Ji, I'll popularize the common sense of life for you." Adult men have 60 percent water content and adult women have 50 percent water content. ”

Yun Shao said that he didn't understand at all, he really wanted to ask, is he and Liu Ye sure to be on the same channel?

"In other words, you men who make water will have water in your brain all day long."

Yun Shao said that he wanted to cry so much.

Liu Ye laughed a few times, "I won't tease you, I'll go see Xu Shao later." ”

"I'll pick you up, I'll go with you."

Yun Shao said immediately.

Liu Ye thought for a moment, "Do you have time?" ”

Yun Shao did not hesitate, "What you have is time." ”

Even if I don't have time, I have to accompany you, what if you are molested by a shameless person.

Besides, when he gives up his time to accompany the beauty, he does less than he does?

！

Xu Shao, who was a shameless person in a villa, sneezed elegantly, thinking, who is talking about me?

"Okay, wait for me at the school gate in half an hour."

However, unfortunately, Xu Ruiyang's children's shoes did not come, and it was Mu Er.

"Wow!"

When Mu Er saw Liu Ye, he cried out with a whimper, of course, it was a fake cry.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Liu Ye asked very publicly.

"Wow!"

Mu Er also has its own dubbing effect, "If I sue you, I/mother vomited a certain pig, and a certain pig doesn't hold a grudge against me, forget it, and will actually pursue me in turn, will you believe it?" Also, it's as if he has a locator installed on me, and he's always there wherever I appear. And it's in the form of waiting for the rabbit. ”

Like a cannon, Mu Er quickly finished speaking, and then carefully observed the changes in Liu Ye's facial expression.

Liu Ye first looked sympathetic, and then had this expression.

"All I can say is that I sympathize with what happened to you, and I sympathize with your intelligence."

Muer's heart that wanted to seek comfort was broken, and he was ridiculed by a shameless woman, whoa, this day can't be lived.

"You're still embarrassed to cry, you, you usually don't go out with your IQ, a pig can break you to a fine point / collapse / collapse state, you should thank God for keeping you alive in front of me."

Liu Ye made fun of Mu Er, and his words were always inseparable from this theme: Xu Shao is a pig who can torture Mu Er, who has no IQ, to a crazy pig.

"Still, he has merit."

Mur is serious.

"For example?"

"For example, that day Bengong was drinking in a bar, someone dared to molest/desecrate Bengong, Bengong beat him, that person found a lot of **oss, Bengong was outnumbered, seeing that I was about to fall into the tiger's mouth, Xu Shao stepped forward and saved me."

Mu Er finally added very aggrievedly, "This palace was almost killed by three \/\/\/P." ”

Willow Leaf, "......"

Can you talk properly?

All of a sudden, there was such a frightening story.

The more Liu Ye thought about it, the more angry he became, so he opened his mouth to scold.

Mur was her best friend in college, and she Liu Ye recognized a lifelong friend, Liu Ye didn't think about what would happen to her if her best friend left her one day, and she didn't dare to think about it.

Perhaps, Mu Er is no longer a classmate or friend, but a relative, a family member.

Seeing that Liu Ye didn't speak, Mu Er pouted and said, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty will forgive the concubine." The concubine knew she was wrong. ”

Liu Ye couldn't bear to say Mu Er, but warned him seriously, "You are not allowed to go to those bars or dance halls with dragons and snakes in the future." ”