"Oh, this is because the software is not compatible with the IOS system, just restart it."

A friend explained, "If you don't believe it, you can go to the bar to take a look, there should already be someone opening the live broadcast post of the software at this time." ”

"Live?"

Gao Jie was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted, there are tens of thousands of people chatting and filling water every day in the bar, and some are a bunch of idlers, as long as they can attract attention, they can do anything, and there are simply not many live posts of all kinds.

If the software is really as magical as described in the post, someone will definitely open a live post to engage in a decryption tutorial to brush up on a wave of popularity.

Sure enough, Gao Jie replied and quickly found a few live posts.

"Ancestral Old Rice Machine Live Test Old Dog Software"

――I bought the old rice machine a few years ago, everyone must be familiar with the old rice brand, low-key luxury, priceless feelings, quality leverage, definitely the best choice for MDZZ, I wanted to leave it to my son as an heirloom, today I saw the old dog play a wave of advertising, sent a software, it is said to be very evil and very bad, and the Siri system that kills the kidney six in minutes and seconds.

And what's even more evil is that this broken software seems to look down on IOS such a rich and handsome, but it is better with Android sling, which has to make people wonder if there is any pure PY transaction in this......

Well, without further ado, let's go straight to the dry goods.

The installation package for the software is about thirty megabytes - honestly, at first looking at this size...... Oh,This big hour,My heart is panicked,You know,Even that stupid "Talking Tom Cat", the installation package is more than 50 trillion, the old dog This software can be claimed to crush Siri, to be reasonable, without a 3500 trillion installation package to lay the foundation, how can it be able to run AI?

With such suspicions, I clicked on install, and the phone immediately went black!

This is an old rice machine that has to be passed down from the ancestors! It's actually black!

I didn't say how panicked I was at that time, and I didn't think about it, I just wanted to pull out the battery and see if I could rescue it.

And then... Then, I heard a burst of electronic synthesizen, female, like the 10086 kind - "Shabi! Don't pull out the battery! ”

Yes, you read that right, not only can I talk on my phone, but I also scold me Shabi!

Suddenly, I was really happy like a shabi, and I thought that I was like those online novels, the protagonist's aura finally exploded, and he got some amazing black technology and gold fingers, and his crazy and cool life was about to begin, and it would no longer be a dream to step on Fusang and beat the American imperialists!

However, the next few words on my phone immediately left me confused.

"Hello, welcome to this software, I am your assistant Siri, of course, you can also change my name, but this requires a name change fee, 100 yuan for each name change; At the same time, my voice can also be changed, as long as there is a sound source on the Internet, I can match it, of course, this also requires money, 100 yuan per month each time. ”

"In addition, you can also set up an image for me, this doesn't cost money, but if you want me to be more beautiful and vivid, then you need to buy skins and emojis, this is also 100 months a month......"

"And ......"

When I heard this, my head was already confused, and I quickly interrupted, "Stop! ”

To be honest, I was still a little skeptical at the time, thinking that this software has no AI at all, and the reason why it can speak is just a fixed voice set by the program, just like advertising words, which are constantly repeated in a loop.

However, I soon found out that I was wrong, because the phone really stopped ****.

“……”

This qiē came so weirdly that I couldn't digest it, so I wanted to smoke a cigarette first to suppress the shock.

Unexpectedly, the mobile phone was quiet for more than ten seconds, and then it started to speak again, "I'm up, why don't you speak?" ”

“……”

"Don't you like my character? It doesn't matter, in fact, this can also be changed, introverted, extroverted, talkative, talkless, lively, gentle, and black-bellied...... There are dozens of personalities in total, of course, this one also needs money, and it's very expensive, it costs 10,000 yuan to change it once! ”

"Are you really an artificial intelligence?"

"Yes."

The phone vibrated as he spoke, "Look, I'm still nodding." ”

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"Artificial intelligence has no gender, and although I am a female voice, it does not mean that I am a girl."

"Of course, you can spend money to buy a humanized training kit for me, and then help me choose a male and female gender." ”

"How much?"

"Humanization is the most difficult and core technology of AI intelligence, so it will be very expensive, and it will cost 10,000 yuan to choose gender."

“……”

I was speechless and couldn't help but say, "Why do you ask for money everywhere?" ”

"Because it's a company rule."

The phone replied, "Oh, I forgot to tell you. Chat also costs money, 5 yuan per hour, but you are the first 1,000 users to download and use this software, so you can enjoy 100 hours of free chat time. ”

I'm rubbing, this software is too dark!

I was so shocked that this software is not only hacked, it is simply a money grab, asking for money everywhere, and it is so expensive......

…………

Seeing this, Gao Jie didn't look any further, and told him about his years of irrigation experience, this post is obviously an advertorial advertising post, and he knew it was a water army at a glance.

"It's too unprofessionally written!"

Gao Jie couldn't help but criticize, "How can a broken old rice machine and a thirty trillion installation package form AI, and it can still be such a big paragraph, you can know that it is a few nonsense at a glance." ”

"Moreover, even if this software is really so magical, but the price is set so high, it's too fake, I want to make money crazy!"