69. Caught off guard [Flash marriage, let's sao year!] 】

Two sets? If it happens, twenty sets will be fine!

The person recommended by Zong Guangyao is a foreign teacher in the English make-up class, the teacher is a handsome old man in his fifties, cheerful and helpful, the most important thing is that Chinese is not very good, even if it is said to be exposed, it will not be Chinese.

As soon as Gao Zixing and Zong Yang studied, they used this handsome old man! Zong Guangyao said that he often bought spicy noodles for John, so the relationship was very good, and this matter was on him, and he went to contact him.

How reliable can a child in the second year of junior high school be?

Anyway, it's enough to be more reliable than Gao Zixing.

The matter was settled so happily. Zong Guangyao is very like his eldest brother in terms of efficiency, and he asked John out for an interview on the night of the first day of the new year!

Zong Yang's English is naturally no obstacle to communicating with John, and things don't need to be explained so clearly, in short, he is pretending to be the woman's parent to meet the man's parents.

Communication barriers? That's for the best! I'm afraid that your communication is too smooth!

Before the two of them also claimed beauty. Mei's parents are busy, so it's impossible to let John appear too early. Besides, there are relatives who can't finish walking during the New Year, and Zongyang's parents don't have time to see their "in-laws" for a while.

But Zongyang's parents couldn't control the joy of being grandparents, and they said that there would be a lot of good things in their family this year, but they were still rational and didn't shake the whole thing out.

Zong Guangyao and Gao Zixing stayed at home and didn't go to visit them for the New Year, and the relationship between the two has always been very good, so now they have nothing to talk about. For example, Zong Guangyao would pestering Gao Zixing to ask: "Did you go transgender after you were with my brother, or did you transgender before?" ”

"When the hell did you change sex? I remember when we went to the beach in the summer, you were bare-chested! ”

"That's right! At eleven, let's go to the playground to play, and you get off the roller coaster and go straight to the men's bathroom! ”

Bear kids! If your memory is so good, you should memorize more formulas and theorems! Always remember that such trivial things are useless! Are you going to be Sherlock Holmes or Detective Conan!

Finally, the relatives have almost visited, and it is the turn of the handsome old man John.

The excuse is still the same old-fashioned as always, saying that John is coming on a business trip and is going to do something else when we meet.

So in the private room of a certain hotel, the actors and audiences were all in place, and the blind show was officially launched!

John is not nervous at all, after all, how many foreigners who mix with foreign teachers take the cold route?

Zong Yang's parents were a little nervous, because they didn't expect the other party to be a pure foreigner! They thought it was Chinese...... It seems unlikely that he would be able to evoke memories of his "native language".

But Zongyang's father was not stage frightened at all, and directly stepped forward and stretched out his hand and said, "You!"

“!” John shook hands with Zong Yang's father very warmly.

"Poof!"

In such a harmonious scene, there was a discordant voice! And the source of the voice is none other than the insider Zong Guangyao!

When he saw that everyone was looking at him, he quickly shrugged his shoulders and said, "I just didn't expect that I would see a scene in the textbook in my life!" I'm sorry, I'm sorry~ I'm going to the bathroom! ”

Zong Guangyao resisted the urge to let go of the wild laughter and hurriedly retreated from the "battlefield". If he accidentally disrupts the situation, he will definitely be beaten to death by Gao Zixing.

The two sides greeted each other like textbooks and sat down, and at this time, the waiter came in and asked them to order, and Zongyang's parents said politely: "Sue sù Mei. Beautiful Dad, you can order whatever you want! ”

John must understand this sentence, and order whatever you want!

"The nest wants kung pao chicken!"

Palace! Protect! Chicken! Fourth!

Extremely clear! The four big characters of the word are round and round!!

The atmosphere of the whole table instantly froze, and John also realized that something was wrong, so he asked the waiter: "Can't you make kung pao chicken in the mud room?" ”

"Yes! Can do! The waiter hurriedly placed an order.

After John finished these few sentences in Chinese, he changed to fluent English and gushed to Zongyang's parents about his love for this dish.

The language changed, and the frozen atmosphere disappeared suddenly. Zong Yang hurriedly helped the translator, and by the way, told his parents that because John liked this dish very much, his pronunciation of Chinese was more accurate.

Sure enough, Zong Yang's parents were relieved.

The rest of the matter became simpler, John was in charge of eating, fooling, and cooperating with his expressions. Zong Yang is responsible for the random translation, he just needs to let his parents know the lines he has prepared.

"Gao Mei. The attitude of the "father" is: the child is still young, don't rush to get married, give birth when she is pregnant, anyway, don't hold a wedding!

Where is this father's speech!!

"Why don't you get married? That's not a young age. Are you dissatisfied with the bride price? Then tell me what you want, and we will try to satisfy you! ”

"Another plate of Kung Pao Chicken!"

“……”

“……”

"Huh? No? ”

This kind of chatting is tiring for Zong Yang, because he not only wants to answer his parents' questions, but also plays the role of translator and pretends to translate a few sentences.

Gao Zixing is rare that he didn't cause trouble, he completely pretended to be stupid, and was only responsible for eating and laughing. He's an English scumbag who is afraid that everyone will notice him, and then let him talk to John or something......

It's okay to say a few words, but it's such a blunt feeling, is it really someone who has lived abroad?

Zong Yang couldn't stand it either, so he said for John that the time was almost up, and he had something to leave. The children's affairs can be discussed directly with the children, and they as parents will unconditionally support the children's choices.

So John, who was full of food and drink, left the scene gorgeously, leaving only Zongyang's parents with a sad face.

――It's really hard to communicate with foreigners! What's the difference between chatting for a long time and not chatting at all?

Zong Yang's mother thought about it, suddenly slapped the table, and announced strongly: "You two will go and get me the certificate tomorrow!" ”

Everyone suddenly stared at each other, and the witty Zong Guangyao bravely came out and complained: "No one will go to work tomorrow, right?" ”

“……”

“……”

Syllable! Slap the table again! "Then go and do it on the seventh day of the new year!"

"Uh......" Zong Yang had a flash of inspiration in his mind: "Beauty. If she wants to register her marriage with me here, there are a lot of procedures to be done, Mom, it's useless for you to be in a hurry. ”

"......" The old lady was almost stuffed to death by this group of bastards, but she was not reconciled, so she slapped the table again and said: "Then let's do the wedding first!" ”

The so-called, one blow and then three and then exhausted......

Slapping the table on this, the momentum is gone, and the hand hurts.

The two of them didn't take the old lady's thoughts seriously at all, and after eating this meal, they drove home, rested and reorganized and started work again. The pregnant god is out of words, and the responsibility of making milk powder money completely falls on Zong Yang's shoulders, so he has to work harder!

But he didn't expect that a week later, he went to work as usual, only to be greeted by the smiling faces of his colleagues.

"Congratulations, Mr. Zong!"

"We're definitely going to do it then!"

"Huh?" What's the situation?

The female colleague whispered: "The protection of the cabbage squad is officially disbanded~"

The male colleague muttered: "I heard that Mr. Zong's wife is the coquettish/coquettish woman in front of the company?" ”

"Yikes! Mr. Zong is here! Congratulations, Mr. Zong, we will definitely go to drink the wedding wine then! ”

When Zong Yang saw the invitations as many as small advertisements, he finally understood what was going on!

So he called home, but no one answered. So he called his mother's mobile phone again, busy! I called my dad again, and I finally got through.

Zong Yang's father answered the phone, and without waiting for Zong Yang to ask, he began to explain honestly: "It seems that you know everything." I've tried to stop your mom, but I didn't succeed. The things that need to be purchased, the banquets that are scheduled, your mother has almost prepared. It's not just your co-workers, your mom has notified everyone she can...... Son, I feel like you still like beauty. Beautiful. Now that you're pregnant with a baby, you're going to end it up! ”

What do you call stopping? I think you're complicit!

Zong Yang was really holding back the fire, but he couldn't yell at his father. His dad is not in good health - you dare to yell at me, faint and show you every minute, do you believe it or not?

So Zong Yang hung up the phone directly, absent from work willfully, turned around and drove back to his and Gao Zixing's nest.

Gao Zixing was comparing himself with the pregnant woman books at home, and he didn't experience the situation mentioned in the book at all. It should be 12 weeks now, and his lower abdomen is still so flat. And today is the last day of the second cycle.

Gao Zixing always felt as if something was going to happen, and as a result, he saw Zong Yang, who had a black face, coming back.

"Huh? Forgot what to bring? ”

Zong Yang didn't answer, just crackled violently, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower.

It's weird, isn't it?

Gao Zixing hurriedly put down the book and went to the bathroom to see Zong Yang: "Don't tell me, you came back just to take a shower...... Or do you suddenly come back in heat and want to get a shot? No, the book says you can't do it now. ”

Zong Yang's virtue must have something extremely unpleasant happening, and he can't vent it, so at this juncture, people who know him won't ask him directly, what's wrong, what's going on?

To deal with Zong Yang in this state, you have to divert his attention first and make him feel better!

Gao Zixing knew how to do it, so he stepped forward with a cheap smile, took the shower and aimed at Zongyang's little brother/brother and rushed and touched it......

"I can't do it, but I can help you jerk it off!"

Although this trick is enough/cheap, it is unexpectedly effective!

Because Zong Yang has really been abstinent for a long time......

After Gao Zixing's unremitting efforts (getting wet) (frozen shoulder is almost committed), Zong Yang finally vented......

But this is not the end, after Zongyang ended, he gave Gao Zixing a bang, and it was a wild bite when he pressed it......

"Phew!" Gao Zixing struggled to resist, pushed Zong Yang away and scolded: "I'll go to your sister's!" Are you hungry for meat, are you going to eat Lao Tzu? And ah! You dry hair has been rubbing Lao Tzu's chest! I see how you live if you don't have breasts in the future! ”

“…… A flat chest is also good, when the taste is changed. ”

Zong Yang hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled, finally returned to the ranks of normal people, and also talked about the things that normal people should explain: "Congratulations, you have another chance to wear a wedding dress."

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