75.Chapter 74 How can LOL not pit his teammates
The pleasant campus life continues, and I don't know if it has changed places, and the system has refreshed a lot of new expectations recently, but this is also what Carlos is looking forward to, and the happiness point is really lacking!
[Improve your guitar skills by one level and reward 1000 points]
[Awarded a first-class scholarship with a reward of 5,000 points]
[Do your homework, reward 250 points]
[Perform for 20 audiences, reward 1000 points]
[Meet a stranger, reward 100 points]
[Have 20 friends, reward 5000 points]
……
How does the positive energy come from, in order to be able to redeem [three heads and six arms] worth 100,000 points before the age of 20, he is also quite hard, and he will brush out all the expectations.
Just when he was silently trying to fulfill his expectations, he unconsciously created an image of a perfect male god for the majority of alumni.
Carlos's appearance, BUG-like charm, painting skills, and his direct mentor are national treasures in the art world, which directly guided him to walk sideways in the teacher circle.
It's okay to grow up, since he was a child, he will see people and talk about people, and with the light of Carlos, he will easily pass the leadership of the academy with a lot of mention and activities. However, in Carlos's list of relationships, the friendship between the president and Carlos still tends to turn red.
Nerds still rarely show up, but their favorability is steadily growing. The worst mix of the three roommates is the game house Peach, with Carlos as a comparison, his mentor is a hot middle-aged beauty, and most importantly, it is Peaches's own aunt, every time she screws Peach's poor ears, let him learn from Carlos's self-motivated, diligent, and outgoing, don't be moldy in the dormitory!
Every time she comes out of the training room, Peach's expression is empty, and only when she sees Carlos's face will it come alive, and her eyes are so pathetic! It's like having been cut off. The first time he met Peaches in this state, although Carlos gloated in his heart, he still comforted him on the surface, such as going back to the dormitory scum LOL and letting him experience fancy lying down to win.
As a consequence, the peach directly turned into a silk flower in a greenhouse, and Carlos comforted him if he suffered the slightest grievance.
For example, when eating in the canteen, there is no chicken in potato stew, and he looks like he has been ruined by this unreasonable society, and he wants to masturbate; For example, when he turned in his homework, he was beaten back by the tutor and redone, he was like an abandoned little daughter-in-law, begging for a masturbation with teary eyes; For another example, if he sneezes inexplicably, he will say, the world is too malicious to him, and there is no love for him, come and masturbate, etc.!
Every day, watching Peaches rack his brains to think of reasons to pull himself into the pit, Carlos is also happy, when he is in a good mood, he kills all sides, and when he is in a bad mood, he tries to pit his teammates, in order to twist 5V5 into 4V6, whenever he sees Peaches crying and begging to let go, his mood will always rise.
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After the day's classes, it was only more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to the dormitory from the classroom, as soon as I opened the dormitory door, LOL's sound effect came out, Carlos was also helpless, this guy's sophomore class was too easy, there were only four days a week to have classes, and he said hello casually, he threw his schoolbag on the desk, and walked to the bathroom.
Today is simply lucky E, when I was in a Chinese painting class, a beautiful woman passed by next door, stepped on the chalk that I don't know when she was lying on the ground, and fell straight back after exclaiming, or Carlos quickly fished people into his arms, and as a result, his chest was baptized with ink.
Fortunately, he was wearing a white T-shirt today, and the ink was splashed particularly artistically, Carlos calmly wore this dirty clothes and walked to the dormitory, and no one noticed anything wrong along the way.
Seeing Carlos turn into the bathroom, Momoko turned back to the computer. The blue word victory appears in the center of the screen, and after the end of the round, he temporarily exits the game and switches back to the streamer.
【Public Screen】
[Yo, as soon as Tao Xiao's general attack came back, the other party immediately surrendered, damn, I'm also drunk with this aura!] ]
[The general attack is back, will you broadcast the double row live?] ]
[I'm here to see the general attack!] If you can't attack, I'll take it off! ]
[Hahaha!] It's good that everyone knows about this in their hearts, don't say it, otherwise you will be blown up by Taoxiao, and you will turn off the live broadcast directly, and there will be no place for you to cry! ]
Looking at the words of the Chinese paper on the public screen, Peaches herself is also drunk.
"It's a peach, not a peach! Anyway, you big men, why do you all attack chrysanthemums and cucumbers, are you bent by Nima? ”
[If the total attack takes me, pretend to force me to fly!] Let me lie down and win! Don't talk about bending! Pick up soap right away! ]
[66666666666666666666666 upstairs and said what was on my mind!!!! Peach Xiaoshou don't get cheap and sell well! It's a matter of minutes! ]
[Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!h ]
[ah, ah, ah, peach Xiaoshou!!!!!!!! Push the camera up!!! Hurry up and !!! ]
[!!!!!! It's a dog!! This is an exaggeration!!!!!!! ]
[Nosebleeds!!!!!!! I'm really going to bend!!!!!!! ]
The public screen suddenly became demonic, which startled Peaches, and when he saw the two words with the highest appearance rate from the screen that was swiping quickly, he suddenly had a bad premonition. He immediately turned to look back, only to see Carlos, who was supposed to be in the bathroom, facing him sideways, taking off his shirt and wiping the water on his body.
Male god! Your abs are exposed!
"it, public place! Take a shower and get dressed before coming out! ”
Hearing his words, Carlos turned to look over, because his attention was not on the computer, so he couldn't see the words that flew up on the public screen. He brushed his wet bangs up with his hands, revealing his entire forehead, and with a blank expression, he was so sexy that his legs of the same sex were weak.
"I didn't take a shower, the hose burst and sprayed me."
What the hell did you do with the plumbing! Momoko watched as Carlos threw away his clothes and pulled out a series of repair tools such as pliers and wrenches from his desk.
"Oh my mom, why do you still have these things in your drawer?"
It's not in a drawer, it's in a bucket list. Carlos ignored this, grabbed his tools, and prepared to walk to the bathroom.
"Good, sit back and continue to masturbate, and accompany you when I finish repairing."
After saying that, he flashed directly.
Momoko, a little pet who had been trained to listen to Carlos, really didn't ask anymore, and consciously returned to the computer, but after seeing the words on the public screen, his whole body was weathered. Damn, what the hell is this!
【Public Screen】
[Damn, what a spoiling tone, who said that Tao Xiaoshou and the general attack are just pure male-male relationships, I don't believe it first!] ]
No! We really have a pure male-male relationship! Lao Tzu has a girlfriend!
[The abdominal muscles of the general attack are still alive in my mind, all kinds of lingering, peach small by this pig! ] I just cared about talking to the old attacker, and I didn't even put the camera up! I can't see the face of the general attack, and I don't open the forest! ]
[Are you stupid upstairs?] Tao Xiaoshou blows how handsome and handsome his old attack is every day, and he is definitely not willing to let his old attacker's face be obsessed by the majority of silk! ]
No! You are mistaken! Erkang hand!
[Just attack this mermaid line of abdominal muscles, and the waist strength must be great, the legendary dog waist!] Peach is blessed by true sex, envy, jealousy and hatred! ]
[66666666666666]
"! Could it be that my live broadcast room is full of rotten girls? What about the Chinese papers? ”
[Here is Han paper, both hands typing to show innocence!] I'm absolutely sturking off at the screenshot! By the way, good luck. ]
[Han paper +1, I'm still straight, survival certification!] By the way, good luck. ]
[Survival certificate + ID number!] By the way, good luck! ]
The level 9 dexterity skill is really powerful, and it took less than 10 minutes for the water pipe to be repaired. So when Carlos finished cleaning up the mess, changed his clothes and came to Peaches with his computer, he saw [Wishing Sex] on the public screen.
"What's going on? Have you finally been cured of your inactivity? It's useless anyway, and it's not bad if it's cured or not. ”
With Carlos' words, Peaches sprayed directly on the screen while still drinking water. There are all kinds of crazy "hahahahaha" on the public screen.
"You-"
"Don't you, me, I'm going to start BAN heroes."
"Oh! Which location do you want? ”
【Public Screen】
[IQ on the grinding, wax.] ]
[This is the difference between attacking and receiving.] ]
[Anyway, the general offensive has been obsessed with berserkers recently?] He is the one who chooses every day. ]
Soon the game started, and the live stream screen changed to the game interface. took the time to take a look at the public screen, and Peaches also asked by the way.
"yes, why have you been using Berserker lately?"
"Because his lines are very appropriate."
"Huh?"
Faced with Momoko's doubts, Carlos smiled silently.
【Public Screen】
[I bet on a dozen peach chrysanthemums, which is the sentence "My big mouth is already hungry and thirsty!"] ”]
[A basket of cucumbers, the same sentence!] ]
[Weakly asking, isn't it a big axe?] ]
The pure little angel was directly ignored by the public screen, and with the start of the encounter between the two parties, the topic of the public screen changed in seconds.
"I rub, what character! Let me meet that stupid anchor next door! Teach him to be a man in seconds! Follow me, little ones! Go make him dumplings on the next road! ”
So except for the top order, the other three all ran with Peach, including Carlos's berserker. Just as the battle between the two sides was raging, the berserker suddenly stood next to the crowd and danced.
"! What are you doing? Chop, chop, chop, chop! ”
【Public Screen】
[Groove!!! Laugh at me!!! The general attack is also 6666666]
[Love to dance!] Love life! I'm who I am, a different berserker! ]
[This painting is so picturesque!!! Hammer !! Tao Xiaoshou, what are you doing today to offend your family!! Hurry up and apologize, or the group will be destroyed! Hahahahaha! ]
"Damn, I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't jump! I'm bloody! ”
Unlike Peach's urgency, Carlos calmly continued to control the berserker and danced very comfortably on the side, and the other party was also an old acquaintance, and he couldn't wait for this beast to keep jumping, but he didn't come to provoke him.
"Oh? What are you doing wrong? ”
"Who the knows! Anyway, I was wrong! It's true! Don't sauce purple! It's going to be wiped out! ”
It is estimated that according to his goldfish memory, he can't remember it, anyway, he has enough of appreciating Peaches's embarrassing face, and Carlos let him go very generously.
"Who was shouting the little ones just now?"
Damn, that's it? Are you kidding me? However, regardless of whether he is funny or not, the shape is compelling, and Peaches can only admit it.
"My dear, you're the boss, and the little ones mean me! Help, help, help! ”
Seemingly satisfied, Carlos' berserkers finally stopped, picked up their axes and joined the fray. As expected by the public screen, Carlos' addition directly saved his teammates in a state of residual blood, and successfully exchanged 1 for 5 to destroy the opponent.
As for who that 1 is, it's obvious.
"Damn, you could have saved me!"
"There is always a price to pay for saying the wrong thing, what? Comments? ”
Raised his eyebrows and hooked his lips with his head sideways, this expression reappeared, and Peaches continued to coax.
"Not really!"
【Public Screen】
[The bottom is suffered, the peach is always suffered, and I can't turn over for the rest of my life!] By the way, kneel and lick the general attack! The show is flying! ]
[Upstairs, do you still expect Tao Xiao to be able to counterattack?] Put away this unrealistic thought, hahaha! Sure enough, be careful with your eyes and your belly will be black! ]
[No matter how many times you watch it, you have to kneel and lick the hand speed and prediction of the general attack!] How do you usually practice! ]
[Deep face: Masturbation.] ]
[66666666]
[666666666666666]
After only one game, Carlos retreated, leaving behind Peaches with an incredulous look on his face, and he shook his phone to indicate that he was going to make a call. No matter what I can do, I can only release them. Peaches opened a paw, indicating that it was okay to go, and he had to accompany him for five rounds at night, and he was five times away from advancing.
After making an OK gesture, Carlos went to the balcony and called Gu Sen, who was far away in Shanghai.
"Five minutes late."
The phone rang for only a second before it was connected, and then Gu Sen's cold and hard voice came directly from the microphone into the cochlea, Carlos felt numb in his heart, oh no, this voice is too foul!
"Ahem, I'm just jerturing."
As for the difference between this masturbation and that masturbation, Carlos didn't bother to explain, and sure enough, as soon as he opened the yellow cavity, the other party immediately choked.
"Have you eaten?"
"I'll go to the restaurant later."
"Remember to find Aunt Li, I called her this morning and asked her to make you a pot of soup, I heard that you have dark circles under your eyes in the past two days, and you went to the waves at night? It seems that I haven't squeezed you dry on National Day. ”
Since Carlos was crowned with the title of M&Y boss, he was privately dragged into the employee group, and there were a lot of good Chinese employees who sold the boss, and there was no need for Carlos to inquire about any trouble, and there were scouts immediately from the front line to report the battle situation, which was really not too easy.
“…… No, I'm busy decoding. ”
"No matter how much you like it, don't be tired of yourself, you want to accompany me to the age of eighty."
"Ahem. …… Well. ”
After half an hour of crookedness, the two hung up the phone.
Long-distance relationship, or same-sex, one of them lives in a collective dormitory, Carlos and Gu Sen are not the kind of sticky personalities, often only two or three times a week, usually there is something to do with a message, this way of getting along makes everyone who knows shout: So you haven't broken up yet? It's incredible!
However, the two of them lived very comfortably. The most obvious thing is that the favorability is about to break through the sky.
The pineapple general attack with an obviously good mood completely satisfied Peaches this night, won all five games, and directly let him lie down to win, and he was satisfied with the computer at 11 o'clock, and climbed into bed early. Accustomed to Peaches' life and rest, Carlos is also happy to go to bed early and get up early to be in good health.
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In the dark dormitory, only the cold moonlight shines in from the unclosed windows, the evening breeze blows the light curtains, and in the quiet space, there is only the rustle of leaves blown by the wind and the slight sound of sleeping breathing.
A rush of urine came up, and Carlos opened his eyes and turned over a little irritably, sure enough, he couldn't drink too much water before going to bed!
After crawling out of bed and solving his physical problems, he walked towards his nest in a daze, but—
“…… Well...... Hmm...... Hmmm......"
The sudden groaning made him stop,, three o'clock in the morning, as for such good energy! Please consider the hot-blooded teenager whose lover is not around!
After finishing a serious business from the bathroom, do you want to go back to do something unserious?