171. The second fool returned to the palace, this way
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The second fool had been watching the battle, and when he saw that the two suddenly stopped moving, his neck stretched out, and he wanted to see what was going on, so he climbed out of the carriage and walked to the two of them to have a look. Pull their clothes, which are pointed, unable to move?
She took a step back and reached for the little golden gong in her arms. This is a small golden gong created for her by Xue Yinong after the last time she had a small gong to protect herself, usually outside, used as a small rice bowl, knocking on it when she is fine, singing and beating.
At this time, he took out a pair of chopsticks from his waist and knocked on the little golden gong non-stop, "Let's start, let's start...... Don't stop. ”
Xu Shuying swept over with a cold eye, and the second fool's neck shrank, so cold! Quickly climb into the carriage and continue to watch the battle.
first hid in the carriage, popped out his head to take a look, and saw that Xu Shuying was no longer sweeping towards her, so he climbed out, sat upright, and crossed his legs to watch the excitement.
Xu Shuying and Lianpeng looked at each other for a long time, the master competition is a matter of an instant, the more calm he can be, the more flaws he will have, and the better the chance of winning. Xu Shuying's eyes moved, Lianpeng seized the opportunity, but she didn't even have a momentum, a sword stabbed over, and Lianpeng greeted a folding fan made of fine iron, a pair, and pushed away a few steps, so repeatedly, but tempting.
At this time, Lianpeng smiled first: "I have heard that you are the fastest sword in the rivers and lakes, but I am not convinced, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that." He spoke by himself, wanting to disturb the other party's concentration, and kept circling around Xu Shuying under his feet, trying to find her flaws.
Xu Shuying stood up straight, exuding cold air all over her body. She didn't move, she just looked ahead quietly, and when Lianpeng struck from behind, her sword was blocked behind her back.
The speed is a bit unexpected, but it is still within the acceptable range of the lotus peng, if you don't have this adaptability, the first place in the gang will be in vain.
"You want to see my fastest sword? It's okay, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll show you, but the people who have seen my fastest sword, unfortunately, they all didn't believe that I would be so fast, so they all died. Are you sure you still want to watch it? ”
Lian Peng only felt that Xu Shuying was bluffing, but he wanted to make him timid and disturb his heart first, he did it himself, and thought that others would do it.
He didn't speak, for fear of Xu Shuying's sneak attack.
Xu Shuying said: "For your sake, for the sake of your good treatment of Xiao Dingzi, it seems that she likes you very much!" Let's show you something. ”
I saw Xu Shuying sticking the sword and scabbard on the ground together, and she reached out to untie her belt.
Lianpeng's face was red in an instant, was Xu Shuying's killing move a beauty trick? When she took off her robe, she said, "This is what my sister made for me, I can't do needlework, and I can't do it well when I leave, I don't want to break it." She threw it casually, just on the head of the second fool, and the second fool was messing around, what is this doing, blocking her sight, showing her face and continuing to watch the battle.
Lianpeng saw Xu Shuying take off the iron plate on his body and throw it on the ground, with it on his arms, wrists, and ankles, piled together, not to mention four or five hundred catties.
Lianpeng was surprised, "You've been carrying these things?" ”
"Yes, I'm afraid I can't control it." She moved, feeling much more relaxed, fluttering, as if she was about to fly, picked up her sword and said, "Now you can start." ”
Lian Peng's whole body was on guard, only to feel a gust of wind passing in front of him, his sideburns swept his face, and the sound of the sword in the sheath.
He didn't see the figure clearly, because it was faster than he imagined, and he didn't have the strength to fight back, because he didn't have time.
Is this losing? Or is it dead?
He looked down at himself, and there was no blood on his body. But as he moved, his clothes turned into splinters and flew out.
Flowers and rain fall from the sky.
His mouth opened wide in astonishment, and he couldn't say a word. There was only a pair of small hands clapping sparse applause.
The second fool stood beside Xu Shuying and said, "It's amazing." Infinite worship, the star's eyes are shining, she wants to hurry up and hug her aunt's thighs.
Lian Peng looked at himself with only a pair of pants, and he was shy!
The second fool was very happy, and lifted the small skirt to show Xu Shuying, "There is also an identical one in the nest." She gave her lotus pants as a gift. I'm very proud at the moment.
Xu Shuying turned her back to the lotus peng, "Have you seen it now?" I think it's good for you to be good with Xiao Dingzi, don't care, next time, but you won't be so lucky, and there is another sentence, is it really good for a man to wear such flowery pants? ”
The lotus's face was as red as a burning cloud.
Xu Shuying reached out and grabbed the back collar of the second fool and dragged her away, "That person and the toilet seat are waiting for you to go back, you better not be embarrassed outside." ”
The second fool kept throwing his arms, but he couldn't break free, and shouted: "Beautiful brother, goodbye!" We'll see you again! Pretty aunt, please lighten up. ”
"No, it won't."
Pull the things that the second fool bought out of the car, hit a big burden, and put the previous iron plate on his body. Stuffed the second fool into the baggage, tied a knot, and said, "Go back." ”
The second fool felt that it was very difficult to breathe, and it was full of toys he bought, clothes, small gifts for people, miscellaneous, and he didn't feel it when he put it in the car.
Her dirty clothes were still buried in the baggage, and she hadn't taken a shower for several days, and she was sweating hot these days. She finally emerged from the pile of things, looked at the scenery outside, and felt that the scenery in front of her was like a Western painting, constantly changing back and forth.
Bow your head again, her mother! is so high, occasionally you can pass by the birds, Xu Shuying is good, and between the ups and downs, he has stepped out a long way.
The second fool thought it was funny, "Pretty auntie." ”
"Shut up, I don't want to talk to you."
"Wo wants to say, you are so good at kung fu, can you teach Jiao Wo?" She blinked a pair of cute eyes, but unfortunately Xu Shuying turned her back to her and couldn't see it, all these pretentious efforts were naturally in vain.
"I can't."
"How can you be so stingy, no matter what, you are still the sister of the mother, we are our own family."
Xu Shuying said coldly: "I'm not familiar with you." "Xiao Dingzi will also bargain, set almost.
"It doesn't matter, after a long time, we will get acquainted."
"Don't worry, I won't be with you for too long."
"Where are you going?"
"Go home."
The second fool did not give up, "You go home, the nest also goes home, go back to your house first, and then go back to my house, anyway, we are a family, and we will meet every day." If you think it's not cost-effective, the nest can give money, you say ten copper plates, or twenty, if it's not enough, the nest can let the nest father emperor make you a big official, otherwise, the nest will give you the nest father, the nest is rich all over the world, owns the whole world, is the richest person in the world, if you don't think it's enough, you can also add a daughter, what do you think of the nest? ”
Xu Shuying was so angry that there was smoke on the top of her head, she was too good at talking nonsense, "I refuse, I don't want to see you again!" And, shut up! When I heard you speak, I was upset, your mother gave birth to you as an ungrateful thing, and it was really eight lifetimes of mold. ”
Xu Shuying didn't care how the second fool begged, she resolutely ignored it, the second fool was bored, talking to herself, and arguing with Xu Shuying all the way. She said in her heart: "This nagging goods, eat, eat, buy, buy, flower, send her back one day earlier, and relax one day earlier." "The pace of my feet has increased.
In order to get rid of the second fool, a foodie, and nag about goods, Xu Shuying traveled day and night, ready to send her back as soon as possible and complete the task as soon as possible.
In just three or four days, the two arrived at the palace. At that time, before dawn, Xu Shuying had always been free to enter and exit, so he didn't know how to read any passwords, and flew in directly from the roof.
There are many palace houses, one path after another. She stepped on the roof and stepped on the tiles, light as a swallow. When he arrived at the Splendid Palace, he took off the burden on his back, and took a look at the second fool who was lying in the burden and fell asleep by the moonlight, and a slight sneer overflowed from his mouth.
But the sneer was not cold, and there was a hint of warmth. She tied the burden in a knot on the tree, hung it firmly, took out a letter from her bosom and stuck it outside the burden, and her body was long, and she had left.
After a while, the rooster crows. The palace maids and eunuchs had already gotten up to wash up and make breakfast, and cleaned, and when they saw a big bag hanging on the tree, they all went over to see the excitement.
There is also a letter attached to it, I don't know what kind of person this 'toilet seat' is.
Cun Xi yawned, came out of the house, saw everyone gathered, and also came to join in the fun, "What are you all doing, don't you do things?" ”
"It's a pity girl, well, there's a big bag here."
When I came over and looked at the 'toilet seat', I knew that Xu Shuying had come, and then I looked at the baggage, revealing a face inside, who was dozing off with her eyes closed at the moment, and the movement outside was so big that it never woke her up.
She said, "It's the second princess." With a leap of his body, he took off his burden and gently put it on the ground, and everyone felt new when they saw it. The second fool was dozing off, still holding a half-eaten baked cake in his hand, he didn't know what story he dreamed of in his dream, and his mouth was closed up and down, as if he was talking, as if he was eating.
Everyone covered their mouths and snickered, watching the excitement.
The second fool is usually the best to be lively, but at the moment she is being seen as a lively, I don't know how she will feel when she wakes up.
Cun Xi has knocked on the door and informed that the two fools in the room have returned.
Xue Yinong got up first and asked, "Where is it?" ”
With a finger of regret, I saw a small thing sleeping in a big burden, looking so small and so lovable. Subsequently, Xu Shutong also came out and asked, "What about the second fool?" ”
"In that sissy." He sent the letter to Xu Shutong again.
Xu Shutong tore it open and saw it, it was Xu Shuying's own handwriting. There were a lot of complaints in the letter, hot and cold complaints side by side, as many as five or six pages, which shows how many grievances I have suffered in the past few days.
"If the son doesn't teach, it's the mother's fault. Toilet seat, you should reflect on it, how lazy you are with your daughter, along the way, my ears are calloused, who is this complete nagging disease, there is no pause in speaking, and I have some bad ideas, I want to give me the one in your family as a husband, am I the kind of person who is so poor that I have no object? I'm going back to hug my house and leave, really! In order to show that I am also loved, please don't come to disturb my two-person world recently, never meet, I'm angry! ”
Xu Shutong laughed, knowing that Xu Shuying was deflated, that joy, Xue Yinong also stretched out her head to look, she said: "It's all my bad words, the emperor doesn't care if he doesn't look at it." ”
"Then you're still so happy."
"Yes, it's a bit of a use to have a daughter, knowing that my sister and I are mortal enemies, so you can avenge me now! Ha ha. ”
At this moment, Xiao Gongju also got up, stretched his waist, and saw that everyone was up, so he hurriedly ran over to say goodbye.
Xue Yinong touched her head and said, "The second fool is back, look at her." ”
"Where?"
"That!"
Xue Yinong pointed a finger, Xiao Gongju jumped and ran over, and when he saw that he was stupid, he couldn't help but be happy. "Second fool, you're finally back." Poke the second fool's face with his hand, and see that it is true, and he is very happy.
The second fool was poked by her, and her good dreams were also awakened. Slowly opened an eye, swept the slit, and then opened it. Seeing that there were acquaintances in front of him, and seeing Xue Yinong, Xu Shutong, Cun Xi and others were all there, he was overjoyed and said, "Wo is going home?" Looking left and right again, I couldn't help but be disappointed when I didn't see Xu Shuying. She said, "Princess, the nest is back." ”
"Well, you come out quickly."
The burden is so strong, how can she move. When she came over to help her untie it, she was dressed in a short dress, with a short gray gown on top, revealing two small arms, and a pair of bright small flowered trousers underneath, without a skirt, and a pair of thin, soft-soled shoes with rough workmanship on her feet. The hair on his head was unkempt, he wore a small braid, and the hat was carried behind his back. She took out her small sunglasses and put them on, and said to everyone: "Is it good-looking?" ”
Xiao Gongju said it was very good-looking.
The rest were silent. The second fool's whole body was sunburned wheat-colored, but I was afraid that if the time was a little longer, it would be soy sauce-colored, and it would be difficult to recognize it anymore.
She said very proudly: "Wo brought gifts back to everyone, come, come and take a look." ”