Chapter 40: Deadpool Baby and Detective Baby (2)

Watson heard Deadpool's words and thought for a moment and said, "If you look at the situation last night, it fits perfectly." Don't look at me like that, we're only boyfriend and girlfriend for the second day, counting today. ”

"Then I should congratulate you, but then again, Vanessa and I are very compatible, we are like two pieces of a puzzle, each with a strange shape, but we can put together a complete picture. ”

As Vanessa spoke, Deadpool's link appeared with happiness and a slight smile of pride.

Just as Deadpool was talking, he suddenly found that Watson's left shoulder did not have the marks of the stab he had stabbed before!

"Ahh

"Uh, I'm sorry... Does it hurt? I just noticed that you look like you're like me? I remember my knife was actually pierced into it, but how come your armor only has such a small hole? It's not the size of my knife!"

"I don't know, I call it Super Regenerative Armor! "Watson is a serious brag...

"Wow~oh~ Damn!Why didn't I ······?" Deadpool was envious when he heard it.

"I think you're pretty good-looking..." Watson looked at Deadpool, who was even more frustrated, and had no choice but to say, "Okay, if I have a chance in the future, I'll give you a set, how about it?"

Deadpool immediately raised his head and said with a look of surprise: "Really?!Oh my God!I'll just say it!I feel destined to meet you today!!Fake, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't betray Vanessa, I would have given you a super fragrant kiss!!

"If you disgust me again, I won't give it to you!" After speaking, Watson suddenly asked, "Wade, do you feel that sometimes when you communicate with your dear Vanessa, she is not too interested?"

"No! never!"

"Are you sure? like, your favorite, Mighty ·

"NONO, IT'S NOT MIGHTY, IT'S MIGHT~!FIERCE~!BAND!"

Watson continued: "Yes, was Vanessa's reaction as bland as I was?"

"Uh-huh... It seems like yes, though!"

"But she's going to change her tone soon, right?"

"How do you know? Are you the screenwriter?"

Watson patted her on the shoulder and said, "That only proves that Vanessa is a good girl! and that she loves you very much!"

"I love her too!"

"Okay, then I'll ask the next question, what's the most sincere love thing you've ever said to her?"

"I love you. ”

Watson held back a smile and continued: "... Gone?" It's fun to fool Deadpool.

"Does the Empire's Fight Back joke count?"

"Not really. Actually, I don't think you need love words with your eloquence, because you also said that you are mainly, very compatible! But sometimes she, as a woman, can also have a few sensual words to spice up, isn't it?" Watson continued to fool around in a serious manner.

"So what should I do? buy a Shakespeare collection?"

"No... I·"

[The detection of a 5 km distance to the west tells the aircraft that there are also 2 advanced energy bodies, and the fluctuations of this energy body are consistent with the fluctuations of the previous brainwave invasion.] 】

Huh??Same as the previous brainwave invasion?

system, can this energy fluctuation be marked?

[Yes.] 】

Mark this wave and name it mutants.

"Wade, it's time for me to go. You take this guy with me, and I'm going back to get my own 'girlfriend gift'. ”

"Wait, you haven't told me which Shakespeare collection I should buy?" said Deadpool as he looked at Watson as he stood up.

"Next time you have a chance, give me your pen to use, your dad seems to be here. Watson wrote his contact information on Deadpool's mask.

Deadpool stood up and said, "My dad, I'm leaving, I don't want to cut off my hand, and thank you for putting it on my mask to make me as blind as my previous roommate!"

"Bye~"

[Complete the Hidden Mission: The Man Who Breaks the Fourth Wall.]

Even if he breaks the tenth wall, you'll still be a stranger to him.

Fight it and get the upper hand (completed)

Rewards: 1 × Evolution Essence of any Dragon Species, 1 Ancestral Dragon Essence ×, 200 ×Lottery Points]

System, what is this?

[Any Dragon Rank Evolution Essence×1 can elevate any existing dragon from the lower to the top. 】

It's a good thing, it seems that Jiao Ye can be upgraded~ What about the other one? Ancestral Dragon Essence, it sounds very awesome.

[I don't know.] 】

I think you think I haven't called you junk system in a long time, don't you?

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Watson returned to the Victoria's Secret franchise again.

Jett hurriedly ran over when he saw Watson: "Sir, Chief Romanov asked me to tell you that what you want has been delivered." ”

Watson asked, confused, "Why didn't she tell me herself?"

"I reported on the Chief's departure with the mutant Deadpool, and Chief Romanoff said he was afraid of disturbing you. ”

Watson looked at the young agent with strange eyes... Why is this kid so honest...

However, Natasha is very caring, go back and reward her~

Thinking of this, Watson opened his mouth and said, "Okay, you wait for me, I haven't paid yet." ”

Drop!Swipe card~

Consumption: 9021$~

He took the gift that had already been wrapped, turned around and walked out of the franchise store.

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Click~

"Natasha, I'm back... Where are you?"

Watson, who walked in the door, saw two unconscious men lying on the ground at first glance.

I couldn't help frowning, and I didn't pay attention to it and walked towards the staircase.

As soon as he walked to the stairs, suddenly, there seemed to be a dark shadow overhead, and Watson, who was just about to summon the armor, suddenly smelled the familiar aroma of last night, so he had to stretch out his hands instead to hug the troublemaker.

I didn't expect to underestimate the extent of her mischief...

Peng··· Watson, who was not prepared to resist, was directly sat on the ground.

Natasha looked down at the man under her and said with a smile: "Don't worry about Hani~ I just took a shower~"

"Well, I smell it, the aroma of malt? Okay, baby, go down, do you want to use this pose to pick your own gift? and..." Watson suddenly saw Natasha's thin shirt being propped up, showing perfect curves, and suddenly frowned: "Have you been wearing this all the time?"

"Peace of mind dear~ I opened the door in advance, and I didn't go downstairs when they sent people over~"

"So they're the two people who attacked Aunt Lia?"

Hearing this, Watson's eyes changed slightly, but this time it was noticed by the perceptive Natasha.