Gao Zixing feels good about himself, this performance is 100 points, and the natural actor doesn't explain!

Unexpectedly, Zong Yang, who had just relented, closed the door in an instant, and left a sentence: "I can't help." ”

"Huh? Eh! Gao Zixing immediately played, turned around and hurriedly kicked the door, and roared angrily while using the door: "Zongyang! Don't play like this! You can die once according to common sense! What can I do with you! You scumbag waste plantation waste firewood yang. Impotence early. Leaking man! ”

If Gao Zixing abused the door so irritable every day, it is estimated that it would not end much better than the door of the hotel.

"If you are hungry and thirsty, go and buy a press. Moba! Zong Yang wanted to say that he was hungry and thirsty and went to find other men, but suddenly he realized that the last time Gao Zixing was in danger, he made a death appointment. The cannon will meet the change. Sadomasochism. Wait for madness.

In this way, I am really hungry.

If Gao Zixing hadn't had to show off his acting skills just now, he wouldn't have let Zong Yang see the flaws.

- So much nonsense, it's absolutely normal.

"You have ready-made sticks, and I'm wasting that money to buy fake dried hair!" Gao Zixing smacked at the door and said disdainfully: "I said that you are so good, why have you always been a bachelor. Man, it turned out to be that, square, face, have, hidden, disease, ah! Tut-tut! ”

At this moment, Zong Yang had already laid back on the bed, and while putting on his blindfold, he replied indifferently: "Thank you for your compliment, but it's useless to provoke the generals, if you make trouble again, you will eat takeout this month!" ”

"!" Gao Zixing finally kicked the door, and the force was strong enough to make him limp back to his room.

"Bang!"

"Boom!"

Gao Zixing closed the second and opened it in seconds, and then shouted at Zongyang's bedroom: "I'm looking for Mu Le!" Don't regret it!! I'm a second-hand guy after today!! ”

"Poof......" Zong Yang was actually amused by this sentence.

I really don't know what the structure of this thing's head is, but I have to take it apart and study it when I have a chance.

Gao Zixing is also a man who rings the bell, that is called one, and it is difficult to chase the horse in a word!

So he called Mu Le, and it happened that Mu Le was out of class, so the idle and bored Mu Le happily ran to Gao Zixing's house.

Yes, that's right, this house was rented by Gao Zixing's parents, and everyone knows the reason.

"Hey! You're healed - I'm dripping mom! Mu Le hurriedly covered his face and turned around, almost hitting the security door.

He, an unlucky child, was blinded by Gao Zixing's chest towel as soon as he entered the door.

Gao Zixing saw Mu Le's reaction, and immediately frowned, feeling quite unhappy in his heart-

It's this kind of hellish reaction to seeing such a seductive body for a woolen man?? Don't real women look like this? I have little masturbation, don't lie to me!

"Be quiet, the plague god sleeps, if you wake him up, you will wait for me to eat McDonald's for a month!" Gao Zixing didn't have any concept of shame at all, and directly pulled Mu Le's collar and carried him to his bedroom.

Mu Le went into the bedroom to look around, but he didn't dare to look at Gao Zixing.

This is also open!

Even if I've seen that and that of yours, I can't be so invisible!

"Hey, boy, look at me!" Gao Zixing heroically ripped off the bath towel, and then broke Mu Le's face.

"I'm dripping mom!"

"Shut up! Who's your mother! ”

“…… Sister, what are you doing here! →_→ you have Brother Zong, and you still treat me like this, isn't it good? ”

Mu Le pursed his lips, his face flushed with shame, this really made Gao Zixing cute.

Gao Zixing was excited, and directly rubbed him into his arms: "I'm a god~ It's so cute!" So cute! Tell Brother Sù Gao, you can be so cute! ”

"If you bully me like this again, I'm leaving!" Mu Le struggled desperately. Milk oppression, but Gao Zixing, who was possessed by the repeater, didn't care about his struggle at all, it was really a thing to a thing!

"Brother Zong! Save me! Hmmm! ”

Gao Zixing instantly came back to his senses after hearing the word Zong, and hurriedly covered Mu Le's mouth, his eyes threatening him: "What are you calling him for!" Even if he can't save you! I won't mess with you anymore, don't make noise for me, do you understand! ”

Mu Le nodded hurriedly.

What a terrible woman......

Gao Zixing let go of his hand, picked up the bath towel and wrapped the murder weapon again, he sat on the swivel chair, tapped his fingers on the desktop of the computer table, and looked at the poor Mu Le who was hiding in the corner of the bed thoughtfully.

"Sister......

"Why can't you and Zong Yang bear to look at me when they see me showing off my figure?"

"Huh?" Mu Le, who was interrupted, scratched his head and said aggrievedly: "It's not that I can't bear to look at it directly, I am ...... This is called whether men and women give or receive kisses, right? ”

"Nani! Could it be that Zong Yang's false seriousness also has this concept? But I can't feel it at all......"

You don't feel like I'm about to be suffocated by you! Mu Le's gaze skimmed to the other side, and he secretly complained in his heart.

"Sister, are you looking for me because of this kind of thing?"

Gao Zixing's murderous gaze immediately killed him, forcing Mu Le to look elsewhere again and pretend to be innocent.

"I'm going to chase your Brother Zongyang, hurry up and give me a move!"

"Uh...... Pursuit...... This one...... I don't have much experience with this......" Mu Le tugged at the bangs on his forehead, and said innocently: "It's usually others who chase me." ”

"Well, you win."

Gao Zixing didn't suffer much, after all, he also thought that Mu Le's pursuit was king. But the problem has not been solved, that is, how to conquer Zongyang!

Gao Zixing briefly told Mu Le about the matter, anyway, he just made up a story, and the bloody plot of the god horse for a long time is to get Zong Yang in his hands anyway.

In other words, what does it mean to get your hands on it?

Let Zong Yang fall in love with you?

nonono！ Gao Zixing shook his fingers and said seriously: "I just want him to sleep with me willingly!" ”

Willingly...... It's a bit difficult! Otherwise, drunkenness, drugged, and any indiscriminate means can achieve the goal!

After listening to Mu Le's "pure and good" remarks, Gao Zixing felt that this child was not simple - he was really a fellow believer!!

The two of them looked up strategies on the Internet and discussed at the same time, and the first conclusion they finally came to was that Gao Zixing was not feminine!

Nonsense, how could Lao Tzu be feminine!

Even if you don't have femininity, you have to pretend to be feminine, and if you want to hook up with Zong Yang to sleep, you must know which woman Zong Yang likes, right?

The construction of Mu Le is not unreasonable, to be precise, it is very correct.

Gao Zixing also nodded in praise, but the question arose again - which woman does Zong Yang like??

"Sister, didn't you say that you and Brother Zong have known each other for a long, long time? How could this not be known? ”

"yes, how could you not know this! Don't talk, let me think! ”

Gao Zixing closed his eyes and thought vigorously, from high school to college to work, Zong Yang has always been a scholar who ignores things outside the window and only reads sage books, and there are many little girls who chase after him.

There are lively sports sister paper, there is a cold school flower girl paper, there is a coquettish gangster sister paper, and there is a pure girl paper that transfers to another school...... it! Why don't there be so many styles of sister paper to chase me!

Ah, think about it carefully, there are still chasing me, but Zong Yang said that he must study hard and make progress every day, and be a talent who is useful to society, the country, the world, and the universe...... Nima, it's cut off my peach blossom road!!

It's insidious! I don't like sister paper, and I'm not allowed to pick up girls!

Eh, that's a long way to go......

"Mu Le, Zong Yang, he really hasn't been tempted by the sister paper chasing him, you say he ...... Could it be a? Gao Zixing, who has been influenced by a certain culture, has been "polluted" in his thinking.

"?" Mu Le frowned and asked, "Then does he have a boy he likes?" ”

Gao Zixing thought about it, immediately twisted his face, and sneered: "His stinky temper, in addition to me, there is also a blind girl who commits cheapness, which boy can play happily with him?" ”

"Huh? That ......" Mu Le was entangled, gritted his teeth, and said, "Then what type of [A] movies does he watch?" (← there will be river crabs here, so brackets are added)

Gao Zixing was stunned for a moment, but he didn't complain about Mu Le, in fact, he didn't care about what was wrong with Mu Le's words. At this moment, he is dutifully thinking about what film Zong Yang has watched......

"Nima ......" Gao Zixing stroked his forehead in pain, and said with black lines on his head: "Basically, whatever I recommend, he will watch...... Never actively download or buy ...... It's so black!! There is no flaw at all,!! ”

"Well, I think he's so pitiful, he has no ego at all→ → he's not as good as Alger...... Ahem,That,Sister,Otherwise, you try everything.,Cosplay knows? ”

That's a great idea! Mu Le is hard enough, digging his own grave! So he was dragged to the street to shop!

If you want to play cosplay, you can't do it without props! So that has to be buy, buy, buy!

The two of them rushed to the commercial street, that must be to throw off their arms and start buying, all kinds of try-ons, all kinds of card swiping, the store manager saw that it was a big buyer, and they all came to serve in person, and they were so happy that their facial muscles twitched.

The two of them bought enough, and when they saw that it was past lunch time, they found a restaurant to eat, and while eating, Mu Le suddenly said: "Sister, you should call Brother Zong, ask him what he is eating, and bring him back!" ”

"What!" Gao Zixing rolled his eyes and poked the meat in the bowl hard, but the meat didn't look like Zong Yang at all.

"You said that Brother Zong has been taking care of you, will he also want others to take care of him? A good wife and a good mother-type woman never chased him, did she? ”

Mu Le's words made the light bulb in Gao Zixing's brain light up instantly!

That's right! Zong Yang's attitude towards the kind old aunt and grandmother is excellent! Could it be...... Does he like older, motherly glowing powerful types?

Gao Zixing slapped his face, and immediately wanted to take out his mobile phone to call, but found that he didn't bring a phone at all......

This is why he didn't receive a call from Zong Yang after the meal.

Zong Yang woke up at about half past eleven, and then got up to cook and feed the pigs, but he didn't expect that a pig was not at home at all. Zong Yang called him, and naturally wanted to ask him where he died, but found that a familiar bell came from the pig's nest.

Zong Yang had no choice but to cook the meal, and after eating it himself, he put the rest on the table and covered it, then cleaned it up and went to work in the company.

People are running around all over the place, and there is nothing to worry about, so it is better to save the annual leave for later use.

Who knows what else this idiot will cause trouble.

It doesn't matter if you don't bring a phone, in addition to 110, 119, and 120, Gao Zixing can also memorize the phone number backwards, that is, Zong Yang's mobile phone number and the landline number of Zong Yang's office.

So ...... "toot...... Honk...... Hello? ”

"Honey~ Have you had lunch?"

“…… Gao Zixing? ”

"Hmm~ It's someone else's~"

Mu Le also put his ear to his phone, and he obviously felt that Zong Yang's tone had become bad.

"Where are you? Forget it, it doesn't matter where you are, the rice is on the table, you have to eat your own heat. Also, don't get me into trouble, do you understand? ”

Mu Le hurriedly whispered to Gao Zixing: "Don't be coquettish! Be virtuous! Person. Wife fan'er! ”

Gao Zixing had no choice but to put away his bad taste, stopped holding his throat, and said solemnly: "Mu Le and I are shopping outside, do you need anything?" I'll bring it back to you. ”

"No, I'm very busy right now, I'll talk about it when I get home." After speaking, Zong Yang hung up the phone neatly.

Hmph, little one, I can't let you hang up on my phone again and again!

Gao Zixing looked at the mobile phone that showed that the call had ended, and said gloomily: "Why do I have the urge to drop the phone?" ”

"Don't! I'm going to throw you and my own! This is the phone I bought after three months of saving! Mu Le quickly snatched his beloved mobile phone and carefully put it in his pocket.

"It's been a week...... I still haven't grasped the true meaning of being a woman, I'm really a failed woman. ”

On the way home, Gao Zixing thought in a depressed mood.

Suddenly, he was stopped by a flyer.

"Beauty!" Xiao Xianrou (male, Zhengtai face) wearing a goose yellow down jacket smiled cutely at Gao Zixing: "Do you want to understand the charm of being a woman?" ”

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