[One of the two or three things in daily life]

Ji Youze could clearly feel one thing, that is, her parents had changed their minds.

In the past, she was the heart and soul of her parents, and of course she is now, but it is under the premise that Yu Kangxi is not there.

Ji Youze feels that his parents are more distressed about Kang Xi now, and it is not for no reason. Because his parents would always pull Ji Youze's wrist and say, "You don't want to bully a weak woman because you are tall and tall, you know?" ”

"Kang Xi is a weak woman?!" As soon as Ji Youze heard such an adjective, he couldn't help but twitch all over his body.

"That's right!" Mom and Dad blinked at her with their lips upturned and their eyes bulging.

"And what am I?"

"What a lazy bear child!"

……

But it's also. Thinking about it carefully, in terms of taking care of the daily affairs of life, Ji Youze is like a wasted person. And lazy, my favorite thing to do is to hold a large box of chicken wings on the sofa, a pack of opened potato chips on the table, and a huge bottle of Coke on the ground.

She loves this feeling of decadence. She also hopes that Kang Xi and herself will be so decadent, and as for cleaning or something, leave it to the part-time workers.

But Kang Xi is a very principled woman who does things quite methodically.

If the biscuit crumbs accidentally fall to the ground while eating, Kangxi will wrap the crumbs in a paper towel and throw them into the trash as soon as possible.

But Ji Youze will ignore it directly, in her words, it is: "I think I will definitely drop a pile on the ground later, and I will clean it up after eating!" ”

In fact, every time Ji Youze really planned to help clean it up later, but Kang Xi didn't listen at all, where was the house a little dirty, she dragged the vacuum cleaner out and cleaned it up.

So much so that once when Ji Youze's parents went to visit, they felt that Kang Xi, the child, was so diligent, why did Ji Youze not do anything like an uncle? Is it bullying Kang Xi to have a good temper? No, you have to discipline and discipline well, and you can't be tired of people's health.

"Someone finally wants her, but don't mess it up!" Ji's mother always muttered and talked to her husband about such days.

Yes, speaking of which, Ji Youze feels as if his mother has always felt that he has no one to want.

【Daily 23 Things 2 or 2】

Mid-Autumn Festival, the day of family reunion, Ji Youze and Kang Xi finished eating at Kang's house at noon, and then went to Ji's house for dinner in the evening.

The moonlight is bright and quiet.

The family sat on the balcony, eating moon cakes while admiring the moon, and lived in harmony.

Speaking of the moon, I think of Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, who holds the jade rabbit in her arms. Ji Youze turned his head and asked Kang Xi: "Hey, you say, if there are really gods, fairies, demons, and monsters in this world, then has that Wang Gang really been cutting osmanthus trees on the moon?" Aren't you tired? ”

"Wang Gang? Wu Gang. ”

At this time, the TV in the living room was still playing "Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth", and He Shen was smiling inside.

[Daily 23 things 3]

If two people take out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator at the same time, and it shows that today is the last day of the expiration date, Kang Xi will not hesitate to throw it away.

Ji Youze's approach is to take out the milk after a glance, close the refrigerator with a backhand, pull out the bottle cap and say, "Wow, the last day, what a coincidence!" Drink it down, drink it down, lalala~"

No, in fact, Kangxi would not let such a sad thing as storing food until the end of its expiration date happen.

Kang Xi sometimes even thinks that if the air conditioner is broken, she will definitely call someone to repair it immediately, but if she is Ji Youze, will she choose to float to the refrigerator first, then open the refrigerator in the first step, and stuff her head in the second step.

[Daily 23 Things 4]

Ever since Ji Youze learned a dish, he likes to show off from time to time. And even if she isn't given a chance to show off, she will create her own opportunities to show off.

For example, when she went out with Qian Jia and Yang Suhuan, she would say: "Qian Jia, are you very happy with Yang Suhuan, you can eat delicious food every day?" Haha, hey, speaking of which, I recently learned a dish that is stir-fried carrots with potatoes! I'm really embarrassed to say it, but people around me say that I make it delicious. What about you, how's it going, have you mastered the art of cooking? ”

Qian Jia: "Please bring your carrots and roll them for me." ”

But Qian Jia's cold attitude couldn't stimulate Ji Youze, and she even intensified.

Walking on the street with Kangxi every day, when he saw a store selling rabbit dolls, Ji Youze would say: "Wow, look, it's a rabbit!" Rabbits like carrots the most, and if you were human, would you fall in love with my cooking? ”

Every time a friend at home comes to make an appointment, Ji Youze says: "Come to my house for dinner, let's not go out, watch me show you a hand!" ”

Every time, Ji Youze insisted on showing everyone a hand.

But in fact, every time she fried that one dish.

"Well, it seems that the hand you showed me last time was fried carrots with potatoes......"

"Include last ...... from the last time"

Whenever a friend questioned it, Ji Youze would seriously correct it: "It's not a dish!" Last time, I was fried carrot slices with potato chips, last time I fried carrots with diced potatoes, and this time it was shredded potatoes and fried carrots! ”

Friend: "It's good if you're happy......"

Kang Xi: "Aze is only three years old, please don't be surprised." ”

A few days later, a friend received another call from Ji Youze.

Ji Youze: "Moxi, Moxi?" Available? Come to my house for dinner, I'll cook! ”

Friend: "Well, I have something to do today, I'm busy, I can't come." ”

Ji Youze: "Oh, that's a pity, I changed the dish today, and I didn't add potatoes, so I fried the carrots!" ”

Friend: "......"

[Daily 23 Things 5]

After Ji Youze left the former company, he came to Kangxi. The agent is still Yang Cailin. And since Ji Youze became popular in "Crazy Mike", her acting skills and explosiveness quickly attracted the attention of the film industry.

Several big productions threw olive branches to her. Among them, two films have been negotiated, one will be filmed this year and the other will be filmed next year.

is worth a lot, and the endorsements or movies he receives are relatively high-end, so he has brushed off a lot of tiring and bitter jobs that are not very pleasing to him.

In terms of variety shows, it has also been cut a lot. In Kang Xi's words, it is not good to show her face too often after her worth is high, which will make it seem that there is no threshold for cooperating with her, which is not conducive to the development of high-end routes.

However, in this way, for Ji Youze, there are indeed many benefits, after all, there is a lot more time to relax and rest.

In addition to Ji Youze, he also signed a girl and a boy.

Then in the last week, the studio signed two new girls.

The two girls are named Le Yunqiu and Tan Muyan, both of whom have just entered the entertainment industry, although they are not too famous, but they all have development potential.

Ji Youze is the biggest old man here, so he naturally became the object of the two girls' efforts.

In the past, the two girls only knew about Ji Youze through the TV network and insiders, and they had never been in contact. And they've just joined the company, and they haven't seen a real person yet.

When the juniors see their seniors, even if they have learned from others that the seniors are not bad, they have no shelves, and they are kind to others, they will still be uneasy.

Therefore, Le Yunqiu and Tan Muyan also discussed together what they should pay attention to when they see Ji Youze.

Every time a newcomer is signed, Kang Xi will take the newcomer to have a good time and enhance everyone's feelings. Then this time to sign a newcomer, Kang Xi decided to invite everyone to come to the house for a meal together.

Speaking of which, Kang Xi and Ji Youze moved.

The new house is a special villa, with three floors, but because of the unique and reasonable design, it does not seem to give people the illusion of 'holding the grass and looking at this behemoth'.

Swimming pool, KTV and so on.

When the two newcomers were carried home by Kang Xi, Ji Youze was swimming happily in the pool.

Two parasols and two deck chairs propped up on the shore. There is also a table in the middle. There were some snacks on the table, and a large can of Coke. Originally, he didn't particularly like to drink Coke, and Ji Youze, who had always regarded it as a carbonic acid version of Banlangen, didn't know what was going on, but recently he suddenly fell in love.

Backstroke, breaststroke, Ji Youze fluttered around, and suddenly felt that it was not interesting at all. So she suddenly thought of "The Daughter of the Sea" she watched when she was a child.

Also, I thought of the role-playing games that I used to play when I was a child.

Thinking of this, Ji Youze decided to regain his childhood interest and play.

Probably the plot is that the big boat capsizes, the prince falls into the water, and the little mermaid fights with the waves and rescues the prince to the shore.

I saw her sink to the bottom of the pool, and then suddenly her head popped up, as if she was carrying something in her arms, and struggled to swim to the shore, and said anxiously as she swam: "Your Majesty, wake up, wake up!" You who have been killed by a thousand, don't wake up early or night, you don't wake up until your mother is gone, and you wake up and admit that you are the wrong person who saved you! ”

Ji Youze ripped off his swimming cap, wiped a handful of sweat, and made artificial respiration work in the void with both hands, scolding as he did it: "If you dare to do that, I will kick you into the sea!" ”

It's still not fun, so Ji Youze picked up the mobile phone on the table and picked a song "Single Eyelid Girl" to play.

After swaying with the melody for a while, Ji Youze rolled up a magazine, used it as a microphone, and began to sing and dance:

"Ka, please God let me fall in love with him ka, the love that a single-eyelid girl wants is flawless. Miss by a mile! Don't come, insult my beauty, I'm not your style why pester me every day! Blunder! Don't come, insult my beauty, but if you like me, speak out loud......"

Singing and singing, Ji Youze was a little high, so he twisted his ass for a while, walked catwalk for a while, stretched out his hand to make a lotus shape to support his chin for a while, blinked his eyes for a while, stroked his cheeks, stroked his shoulders, and flicked a single ponytail again, selling Meng and selling Skyrim......

After a song ended, Ji Youze suddenly felt bored, so he began to role-play Ultraman and fight little monsters.

"Ahh Ji Youze turned his hand and pinched his neck, pretending to be pinched by a monster, gritting his teeth.

"Ahh Bastard monster, I will be steadfast in protecting the whole world! Ji Youze frowned, and his expression was resolute.

"Watch me activate the ultimate transformation mode!" Wait, how did Ultraman come about when he transformed, by the way, he would call his own name.

So, Ji Youze suddenly put one hand into a fist on his waist, and rushed into the air with one hand into a fist, shouting loudly: "Leo——! ”

This shook off a few small birds that had just landed on the shore of the pool.

Ji Youze always felt that something was wrong, and it felt weird. Maintaining that posture, he turned around in a daze, and after looking over, Ji Youze was frightened.

She saw Kang Xi and the two little beauties behind Kang Xi. At this time, these people were standing at the corner of a stone staircase not far away. I don't know how long they stood there and watched.

Kang Xi wore sunglasses, put her hands in her trouser pockets, and then freed up one hand, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and beckoned to her.

It's hot......

I don't know if it was beads of sweat or water from my arms and legs, on my chest and back, slowly flowing down, like ants crawling.

"Were you just laughing at yourself?" Kang Xi asked.

"I'm just, here, honing my acting skills...... After all, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard......" Ji Youze put away that embarrassing posture, and then covered his face and ran.

Ji Youze ran back to the back of the house, lay on the windowsill, opened the blinds and looked down secretly, and finally sat on the ground without tears. Hell yes!! When did they come!! Tianya, his face was lost clean!!

Didn't you say you would come back at six o'clock, why did you come back so soon?! I'm not mentally prepared at all, I'm going to die, it's only four o'clock now.

"That, she's a person, she just has intermittent convulsions, don't be afraid, in fact, when she's normal, it's quite normal." Kang Xi turned around, looked at the two girls behind him, and said with a smile.

After that, Le Yunqiu and Tan Muyan looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and they were about to hold back their internal injuries.

Following Kang Xi to continue walking, Le Yunqiu seemed to be poisoned, stretched out his hand in front of him like a mahjong, rubbed the base circle, and inadvertently hummed the song Ji Youze just sang: "Big mistake, don't come, insult my beautiful ......"

Yes, that's right, Ji Youze's self-esteem has been watched from beginning to end.

"Did it scare you?" Kang Xi asked slightly sideways.

"No, no!"

"I didn't expect my predecessors to be really versatile, and they danced well."

"Her talent is more than that." When Kang Xi said this, the corners of his mouth curled slightly.

"It must be super fun to have a girlfriend like this!" Tan Muyan covered his lips and smiled softly.

"yes, interesting."

The biggest advantage after coming out is probably that he and Ji Youze can blatantly show affection, and they are no longer afraid of being picked up and talked about. There will be no sense of oppression that will not be seen in the light.

After Kang Xi took everyone into the house, Ji Youze couldn't survive.

After about twenty minutes, it wasn't until the hotel brought all the food and drink that Ji Youze walked out.

White shirt, small shorts, long hair draped, half dripping behind him, half pouring down on his chest. It looks extraordinary. It's completely different from the image of Ultraman singing and dancing by the pool.,And cosplay Ultraman.。

"Hello Sister Youze!"

"Hello Sister Youze!"

When Le Yunqiu and Tan Muyan saw it, they immediately turned around and greeted Ji Youze very politely.

"Hello guys, I just accidentally fell asleep and just got up, hey......"

"Obviously, I was so embarrassed that I didn't dare to come out, so I shrank in the corner of the wall and bit my handkerchief and struggled for a long time before I finally mustered up the courage to come down." Kang Xi always speaks so sharply.

"You, you, you, believe it or not, I'll pinch you!" Ji Youze took a few steps and jumped down quickly, stretching out his hand towards Kang Xi's neck.

"Hahaha, I was wrong, I was wrong...... Kang Xi cried and laughed and dodged in various ways.

Seeing this, Le Yunqiu quietly approached Tan Muyan and whispered softly: "What should I do, I feel like someone has forcibly stuffed a handful of dog food into my mouth." ”

Tan Muyan listened and replied: "There is only one way, and that is to swallow it......"

[Daily 23 Things No. 6]

Ji Youze has recently become obsessed with writing.

In her words, she has acted in so many stories over the years, and sometimes she is really amazed by the brain of the author or screenwriter, which makes her want to write a story.

So Ji Youze groped his way and registered a pen name called "Hey, beauty, your fat times are exposed". Although the pen name was too complicated and too long, because she felt good about herself, she decided on it.

But what to write?

Just write a GL!

How should the name be organized, Ji Youze thought about it and took it as "The Spicy Strips We Ate in Those Years".

But what should be written about the content of the story, Ji Youze decided to write a tragedy.

After all, Ji Youze feels that tragedy is such a thing, and many famous works are quite shocking and tragic. She must write a masterpiece that will last a lifetime.

After Ji Youze created a new work, he ran to find Kang Xi and said, "I'm going to write an article, isn't it awesome?!" ”

Kang Xi glanced at it and said, "Tragedy? But your literary name doesn't look sad at all! ”

Ji Youze thought about it for a while and felt that it was the same, so he changed the name to "The Spicy Strips We Missed in Those Years".

Kang Xi looked at it again and said, "May I ask if there is any difference?" ”

After hearing this, Ji Youze immediately gushed: "Yes! If you have eaten it, you will be very satisfied and satisfied, and you will not be sad at all. But if you miss it, it's a lifetime of regret! ”

"What you're saying is really, it makes sense. Dare to ask, what kind of story are you going to write? Kang Xi had to bow down.

After listening to this, Ji Youze replied: "I didn't think about it." ”

"You're enough."

However, what I never expected was that Ji Youze actually started to write.

Each chapter is 2,000 words, and a total of nine chapters are written. Each chapter has more than 1,000 words, and some have only a few hundred words.

It's probably the story of the heroine who hooked up with another girl with spicy strips. But in the end, the girl disliked the heroine's spicy strips that were really not delicious, so she refused to be with the heroine. The heroine ate spicy strips and was heartbroken, and then choked to death by spicy strips, sent to the hospital, and died.

This article is really distorted, but one day, it was commented; The content of the evaluation is: "I have never seen such a wonderful (neurotic), thoughtful (logical feeding dog), and impeccable (confused) classics (wonderful)." ”

Because the content of the evaluation is too vivid, many people feel the connection point to go in and read it.

After reading it, they left messages under the article, saying: "Author, you are really spicy."

Ji Youze was so frightened that he locked the article and canceled the author number.

However, the legend of the author of "Hey, beauty, your fat time is exposed" on the rivers and lakes has been passed down like this.

As soon as someone sets up a stall and chats about which authors write worse things today, someone will pull Fat Cijun out and walk around. 166 Reading Network