"Could it be that Wang Zimo is really not human?"

Zong Wangyue looked at you with a surprised expression, as if he was eager to get an answer from your mouth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

You shook your head slightly and said, "He should still be a human being, but he is contaminated with too much yin qi, which is mixed with an aura that I have never been exposed to, and there is no way to define him at once." ”

"What then? Xiaohan and sister-in-law won't be in danger, right? ”

You looked at Zong Wangyue and said with a smile, "Are you worried about Xiaohan, or are you worried about your sister-in-law?" ”

Zong Wangyue covered his forehead, he didn't expect that he would also have the opportunity to be choked by you, and begged for mercy at the moment: "Boss, I was wrong, I don't dare to choke with you in the future." I'll be honest with you, Wang Xiaohanshi is our member, we are comrades in the trenches, and she is a dish of glasses, which is completely different from my pursuit, you should know that I like big breasts and hips; As for my sister-in-law, I just have a love for beauty, but people are married men, so we don't dare to think about it. ”

"Look at your little bit of interest." You glanced at Zong Wangyue angrily, "Although Wang Zimo can't see through his true face for a while, at least he is Xiao Han's brother and sister-in-law's man." Moreover, I always feel that his appearance has something to do with this turmoil in the underworld. ”

"Well, when you say that, I also think that Brother Wang's feeling is a little similar to that of a ghost." Zong Wangyue nodded seriously.

"No matter what, there's no way he's going to hurt his sister and wife." As he spoke, you said to Zong Wangyue again, "If you have time, you can also tell me about this Xiaohan's family background." ”

"Wang Xiaohan is very arrogant, she will not accept glasses donations."

"That's their own business, we just need to notify the glasses."

"That's right." Zong Wangyue nodded, and immediately took out his mobile phone to send WeChat to Wei Shuxian.

In about ten minutes, you parked your car in a vacant lot on the outskirts of the city, which was a wasteland and a hundred meters away from the nearest dwelling.

You and Zong Wangyue took down the two paper villas and the four paper figures and placed them on the ground.

"Boss, what are we going to do next, just burn it?"

You smiled and said, "It's not that simple, burning sacrificial hanging products is a very delicate technical job." ”

"What else is there to talk about here, I usually cook things for my grandfather, and I just light them up directly in front of his grave."

"How can it be so easy, if you have burned the sacrifices to your ancestors like this all these years, then less than one percent will end up in the hands of your ancestors; Of course, if your ancestors have already been reincarnated, then these things are burned in vain. ”

As you spoke, you took out two pieces of rune paper from your pocket, and at the same time took out a cinnabar pen from your arms, and wrote the names of the two brothers, Kan Zihui and Kan Zihuang, on the two pieces of rune paper.

The two pieces of rune paper are held by you on your fingertips, and they begin to burn with a slight shake, and when the rune paper is burned out, the ashes slowly float up from the ground under your control, and fly towards the villa and the paper man in two streams, and hover in the sky, forming two circles.

"Burn it."

As soon as you opened your mouth, Zong Wangyue, who had already been prepared, hurriedly used a lighter to light two blank rune papers, one on the left and one on the right, respectively.

The sacrificial offering burned vigorously, but Zong Wangyue, who was on the side, was surprised to find that while the sacrificial offering was burning, the ashes would rise with the air current, and the ashes flew into the circle of ashes hovering in the sky, as if entering another time and space, and disappeared out of thin air.

When all the offerings have been burned, you clapped your hands and smiled and said, "Okay, that's it!" ”

Zong Wangyue turned his head to look at you, his eyes were full of stars: "Boss, can you teach me?" ”

"Can you learn?" You ask rhetorically.

"I ...... I can learn! ”

"In our club, now that you are out, everyone is learning Taoism very hard, even if the progress is slow, they can now use some simple spells, at least they can arrange a talisman array; But you can't, you still play except playing. As you spoke, you added, "Also, what did you learn to do?" Girls? ”

"Hehe, you've found out." Zong Wangyue's face has to fight with the city wall.

"If you want to pick up girls, why don't you just learn a few tricks from those magicians? Besides, don't you usually pick up girls and swipe that black card directly? When do you need the means? ”

"Boss, those are ****, not pickled girls."

"After you find a girl who is worthy of protecting with your life, my brother will definitely teach you a few tricks." As you spoke, you reached out and patted Zong Wangyue's shoulder hard.

Zong Wangyue looked at his slightly bloated figure and sighed lightly: "It's difficult." With my looks, what girl would want to look at me squarely? If it weren't for the fact that there was still a little money at home, it was estimated that he would only be able to grasp the right hand with his left hand for the rest of his life, and masturbate from top to bottom. ”

You turned to look at Zong Wangyue, and said, "Zongzi, we are brothers, I might as well say more." In this world, anything can happen, and many things, if you don't do it, you will never know; Some people, if you don't look for them, they will only live in your illusory world. To do or not to do is only in a thought, if you don't do it, you will definitely regret it, do it, maybe there is still a chance. ”

With that, you turn and get into the car.

Zong Wangyue stood on the ground in a daze, and it took a long time for him to come back to his senses: "Boss, I understand!" ”

Hearing Zong Wangyue's words, you were about to praise him a few words, but this coward actually said again: "I'll go and get another black card, cast the net wide, and I will always catch the fish I want!" ”

Rolling her eyes, this girl is hopeless.

The next day was Christmas, and all four of you in the dormitory were sleeping in bed, and none of you got up.

At about nine o'clock, Yang Kai's mobile phone suddenly rang: "The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind, how loud the victory song is!" Singing ......"

"Yang Kai, turn off your broken phone to Lao Tzu!"

You were roaring, Yang Kaidong looked for a west, and finally found the mobile phone from the crotch of the quilt, and said affectionately: "Hey~~ My baby Xiao Yingying misses her husband~~ Well, well, okay, I'll come, wait for me." ”

When he hung up the phone, Yang Kai deliberately kissed the phone loudly.

This slut!

Yang Kai just got out of bed, but Liao Yong's mobile phone rang again: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you......"

Liao Yong picked up his mobile phone from the pocket of his coat, smiled at you and Wei Shuxian, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll leave immediately." ”