159. The Detective's Calculations
Christmas, the most important thing that children look forward to about Christmas bears is Christmas gifts, so they don't believe in the legend of Santa Claus, so they are looking forward to gifts from their Dad Lestrade.
Every year Lestrade has to put a lot of thought into the gifts, after all, every bear child has his own different preferences, and every year's Christmas gifts are not the same as the ones given before, which is really a challenge.
This year, Mycroft is also painstaking in gifts, and it is not easy to please the little Lestrades, unlike previous years, this year's gifts from the little Lestrades are personally selected by Mycroft, just to let them see their own sincerity.
I have to say that Mycroft's hard work paid off, at least all the little Lestrades stepped forward to give this Daddy's boyfriend a hug. McCroft looked at Lestrade happily, glaring at him.
As for the gift that McCroft gave to Relestrade, to be honest, he originally wanted to give Reestrade a ring, a ring for the proposal. It's just that thinking that they have been together for a short time, Lestrade didn't say anything about marriage, and if he gave the ring, it would be a bit out of bounds.
So the ring finally became a tie, although there is a difference in value, but the meaning is not the same, the tie is a very intimate thing, only close people will give each other.
Lestrade looked at the tie in the box that was very in line with his own aesthetics, and suddenly laughed, I don't know why Lestrade suddenly opened his mind at this time, the tie looked like Mycroft wanted to tie himself to his side.
Lestrade stepped forward and gave Mycroft a shallow kiss, "Do you want to tie me up?" Dear My. ”
The words were said very softly, just at a volume that the two of them could hear.
By the way, don't look at Mycroft was still a novice in bed/things before this, after this period of love, he knows the skills and a lot of knowledge that many veterans can't reach, who calls him extremely capable of learning.
Tie ......
Don't blame Mr. Mycroft Former Iceman Sherlock Holmes for thinking of bad things, such as S/M or something, as a person who rarely can make out with his lover, just one night is not enough.
So......
Mycroft's face turned slightly red, and Lestrade heard the sound of swallowing saliva, and McCroft's gradually thickening/coarse breathing, and he let out a chuckle, "My dear, have you thought of something unhealthy?" ”
When he said this, Lestrade was very unkind to blow in McCroft's ear, to be honest, if there were only the two of them in the room now, Mycroft would definitely turn into a wolf.
Who called his lover so naked/naked to seduce him.
It's a shame it's not in his room right now, so as not to embarrass himself too much, McCroft took the initiative to step back, and he smiled as he watched Lestrade lick the corners of his mouth. This action was seen by Sherlock, who gave his brother, who was becoming more and more undisciplined, a disdainful look.
When did McCroft become this undisciplined ...... Beast.
Sherlock gave the word Mycroft the beast.
Lestrade looked at Mycroft's eyes and instantly understood, and Lestrade also had a different idea, you must know that today is Christmas! Christmas, one of the final festivals of the year! If he doesn't do anything on such a special day, he probably won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow morning.
Mycroft sensed the danger aura, and after glancing around, he locked on to Reestrade who was holding Raven there to help unpack the present, and it seemed that his lover had a different idea, after he continued to refuse Reistrade's request to be on it.
"Looks like it's going to be dangerous."
Mycroft is on his guard, be careful, be careful, or else......
But it's a shame.
Lestrade already had a lot of ideas in his mind, such as getting Mycroft drunk, such as sneak attack, and e.g. drugging. As long as he can achieve his own goals, Lestrade will be immoral this time, no matter what kind of means he uses.
In short, he must be on it once.
Lestrade didn't expect to attract the attention of Mycroft, he thought he was hiding it well.
Lestrade's first thought was to get Mycroft drunk, so that he could do whatever he wanted with Mr. Mycroft Holmes.
The idea is very good, and Lestrade does implement it in his own way.
But he had miscalculated, that is, he was now at Mycroft's house, and McCroft had discovered his little ideas, and since Mycroft had a sense of precaution, how could Lestrade succeed.
When Lestrade was going to drink with Mycroft, he knew what Lestrade was thinking, and Mycroft's alcohol consumption was actually speechless, and he had become a drunkard when he was young in order to disguise himself, and in order to appear more real, he had developed a physique that was not suitable for drunkenness.
He had also investigated the amount of alcohol that Lestrade had drunk, and if the two of them had drunk, they would have been drunk first, but ...... It's okay to give his lover a little hope.
As on Christmas Eve, Lestrade sent all the bears back to his room to sleep, and he took out a bottle of whiskey from the McCroft's shelf.
Whisky is a spirit, long referred to as the "eaux-de-vie" by the British, and Lestrade is generally only allowed to drink two glasses, but if you cheat on it, it would be a double story. Half of the whiskey ranged from 40 to 60 degrees, and Lestrade took two bottles of whiskey from it, one of which was about 40 degrees and the other was about 56 degrees.
He was also going to talk to McCroft, and whoever got drunk first would be down there tonight.
It didn't occur to him at all about how likely he would be to be drunk, or how much strength he would have if he was drunk.
Anyway, Mycroft agreed, and he knew that Lestrade would choose the strongest whiskey.
So he had been prepared for a long time.
When Lestrade took a sip of the wine in his glass, he felt that something was wrong, this wine tasted stronger than he usually drank, and it was very different from the lowest whiskey, but he did not dare to let Mycrof taste it, if it was like this, his careful thinking would be leaked.
Lestrade glanced at the two identical bottles of whiskey he had in his hand and pursed his lips.
Love can make people stupid, and this phrase can be applied to Lestrade now, he thought he was doing it seamlessly, but he didn't know that McCroft already knew his careful thinking and made measures to deal with it.
If McCroft didn't know, he wouldn't have been able to make Lestrade pour the whole thing, and by the way, let him pour the "high" whiskey into his own glass. As he watched Lestrade take his first drink, Mycroft smiled, and it was all in the plan.
He slowly tasted the wine in his glass, and said with a smile to Lestrade, who was sitting opposite him, "Dear Gray, in fact, this kind of thing doesn't have to be solved in this way, right? ”
He's provoking Lestrade.
"As you, who have deceived me many times, Mr. Mycroft Holmes, I can only choose this fairer way to settle the matter, and besides, you should see my sincerity." Lestrade shrugged, his greatest sincerity was to make things clear to McCroft, who got drunk first.
"My bad, I never knew you wanted to be on it so much...... Move. ”
This sentence is really bizarre, ambiguous to the extreme, although it sounds a little obscene, but it is just in line with the love between lovers, hearing Mycroft's words, Lestrade grinds his back molars, damn Mycroft will always be like this, it's really a bit ...... Hateful.
"Since you like to move on it so much, dear My, I'll satisfy you, trust me." Lestrade raised his glass and saluted Mycroft, "And I promise you'll love the feeling of moving on it in the future." ”
Naked provocation, Mycroft gulped down the wine in his glass, and it seemed that Lestrade thought he was going to get it, so it was funny, wasn't it!
After the second glass, Lestrade began to be a little confused, smiling a little more, talking in a much more playful way, and even making yellow jokes.
Mycroft was a little happy when he knew that Reestrade was drunk, but in order to let Reestrade's big fish catch the bait, Mycroft pretended to be drunk, put down his glass, and pressed his forehead.
"Dear Gray, what percentage of whiskey are you holding, and why do I feel a little ...... What about dizziness? ”
Lestrade, who was already drunk, didn't think much about it at all when he heard this, and really believed McCroft's nonsense, and he didn't even verify it.
Lestrade laughed, "My looks like it's mine tonight." ”
Mycroft looked at what Reestrade said with smugness and felt that his lover was unusually cute, and after he said yes, he saw Reestrade pour himself another glass.
It seemed that his lover was so happy, otherwise he wouldn't have poured so much more after pouring him another glass for himself.
McCroft didn't think to remind Lestrade that the more he drank, the better, so that waiting would not be too lethal.
But...... He didn't know how Reistrie's wine was, and if he was really too drunk, wouldn't Christmas Eve be wasted like this?
When the two of them drank the third glass of wine, Lestrade's tongue was already wide, he spoke incoherently but kept saying something, Mycroft sat on the sofa and the wine in the glass was empty, his hand seemed to have no strength, the air-conditioned glass fell to the carpet like that, and the man closed his eyes.
Reestrade laughed even more happily when he saw that Mycroft was completely "drunk", and he didn't know where his perseverance came from, so he staggered to his feet, and then continued to staggered to McCroft's side, looking at the man on the sofa with a tongue that was already indistinct, and said proudly: "Dear My, you will enjoy it!" I promise! ”
Mycroft opened a slit and looked at Lestrade swaying back and forth, and it was good that his lover had raised his right hand when he made the assurance. Seeing Reestrade like this, Mycroft made two assumptions, if he was really drunk and Reestrade still had the strength to make/have sex, it would not be as comfortable as assuring him, he was already God bless if he didn't force himself.
After making the assumptions, Mycroft was glad that he was still awake at this time.
Lestrade straddled his lap and rubbed his thighs against his hips, and there were male/sexual symbols, and McCroft secretly took a deep breath, which ...... It's a little too exciting.
Mycroft was wearing a white shirt at home today, and Lestrade was not the slightest bit ambiguous, and when he found that he could not unbutton his shirt, he directly used the most brutal way to tear off all the clothes.
Mycroft didn't feel sorry for his clothes, he just secretly wrapped his arms around Lestrade's waist and told him not to fall.
Reistrade was already very drunk, and he would think that a drunk person who had slept could just hold his waist.
Lestrade let out a hey laugh, and his sinful hands reached for Mycroft's pants......
Mycroft looked at the drunk man who was pressing on him with a wry smile, and the man was holding him and chirping, whining and talking in his sleep, and if you listen carefully, it probably means that I want to be this type above.
Mycroft was helpless and amused, when did the idea begin to take root. In the midst of coaxing, Mycroft finally transported the drunken unconscious Lestrade back to his bedroom, and to be honest, he really had no interest in performing in the hall, and it would be embarrassing to meet the little Lestrades who woke up in the middle of the night to look for food.
After helping the drunken Lestrade change his clothes, Mycroft sat on the edge of the bed and stared at the man, who was also a little drunk, and stretched out his hand to trace the man's eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth, this man was unusually handsome, and he was supposed to be a heartthrob but did not have a lasting relationship.
"I'm glad I met you, Gray."
Mycroft knew that no matter how much he said, Lestrade would not hear it, so he let himself say what he would say in his heart, which he usually confided in a little drunk.
"I'm afraid to propose to you because I never knew what your attitude was like. I am afraid of your refusal, dear Gray, and your refusal will surely cut through my chest like a sharp dagger. McCroft said what he feared, he was afraid that Lestrade would reject his proposal, and that would be like a bolt from the blue for him.
For the first time, Mycroft probably knew what it meant to be afraid, and he became more and more like a person who lived in this society, really because of Lestrade's existence.
"I love you, Gray, always."
Forever, Mycroft put a deadline on his love, and that was forever, assuring God that he would always love his lover, Greg Lestrade.
That night, Mycroft did not take advantage of others, but just hugged Lestrade and slept quietly all night, and when Lestrade woke up dizzy the next day, he saw Mycroft lying next to him with his fingers interlocked, he rubbed his head, and it seemed that he was indeed hangover yesterday. McCroft woke up as soon as Lestrade woke up and said, "Good morning, Gray. ”
The effect of the "early ......" hangover was that Lestrade's brain was sluggish and had a terrible headache, and he had completely lost his memory of the previous night, and he only remembered that he had done it to McCroft, and McCroft seemed to be ...... Drunk......
Why were the two of them able to show up in the bedroom the next day after they were drunk, was it because he was drunk and dragged Mycroft back, or something else?
And did he do it last night?! This is important!
Lestrade slowly turned his head to look at Mycroft, who didn't look much tired, and compared to his own hangover, he didn't look like anyone else.
So the bold Lestrade actually put his hand on Mycroft's buttocks, and it was clear whether he had examined it or not. Mycroft leaned slightly to the sluggish Lestrade, of course he knew what Lestrade was thinking, he cleared his throat and said, "Maybe I should hold you responsible, Gray." ”
Lestrade raised his eyebrows, and said that he had succeeded, so he smiled and said, "Dear My, are you already in love with this feeling?" ”
"Unfortunately, not."
Mycroft was observing Reestrade's expression, and when he said no, Reestrade was not angry, or arrogant, or smiling like that.
"It's okay, I'll make you like it."
Lestrade paused and then said, "I was still betting with myself that if I couldn't get you, then one day the two of us got married, and I would definitely choose to marry you,"
McCroft raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and he was still a little concerned about the deception of Lestrade, thinking whether he should give up the initiative once, and now it seems that this initiative cannot be let go once. Oh, my God! His lover, his Gray, actually said he wanted to marry him!
Mycroft pulled the man over and kissed him, "Honey, this is the sweetest love story I've ever heard." ”
"Honey, if you want to hear it later in bed I can tell you more, I promise to make you fall in love with it."
He was so proud and happy, and Mycroft couldn't bear to break his happiness, but if he didn't break it, it meant that Lestrade wouldn't marry him, which was not good.
"Then we have to keep up the good work, Gray."
Mycroft rolled over and got out of bed, and after arranging his clothes, he suddenly turned to Lestrade and said, "By the way, I have to admit a mistake, in fact, we didn't have any time last night, according to your vows, my dear, when we get married, you will marry me, believe me, if you wear a wedding dress, you must be beautiful." ”
McCroft dropped a kiss on Reestrade on the cheek and slipped away before Reestrade could react.
Mycroft said that he was looking forward to Lestrade's wedding dress not to see his dear inspector as a woman, but a kind of cross-dressing fun, in addition to the wedding can bind each other's lives, what can make McCroft think of is not only the wedding version of Lestrade but also the wedding version of Lestrade.
Later, Lestrade scolded himself more than once for being a fool, and even sent the handle to the hands of Mycroft, and he didn't even know how to fight back!
Of course, the hungover Lestrade hadn't thought so much about it now, he only thought that he had been deceived by Mycroft! That man had been laying out since last night, and there must have been something wrong with his wine last night, otherwise it wouldn't have been like that. Mycroft knew what he wanted to do from start to finish, and that drunk on the couch must have been pretending!
Lestrade calculated and calculated, but in the end he didn't succeed, and he was given an oath by Mycroft! He rubbed his hair vigorously, and sure enough, Mycrof Holmes was scheming, and he didn't know that he had been deceived at first?
After scolding Mycroft twice in his heart, Lestrade had a sense of crisis, no matter what, he would not compromise so much, compromise was equivalent to marrying Mycroft, and even ...... And you want to wear a wedding dress?!
Please, he's a big man and three thick, what does he look like in a wedding dress!
In order to be able to marry Mycroft, in order not to wear a wedding dress, Lestrade has tried a lot to find a way in the future, but he has not suffered once.
For example, if you want to take advantage of Mycroft's tiredness to subdue by force, who knows that she will be tied up and carry out an unspeakably shameful bed/thing. found the drug and put it in Mycroft's water cup, and in the end, it was McCroft who stole the water cup and was the one who was tricked.
In short, Reestrade didn't know how many tactics he used, and finally didn't take down Mycroft's chastity/, which made Reestrade angry and helpless, when did Mycroft turn out to be so bad at fooling and saying that he had complete trust in himself?!
In the midst of the noise, 2008 came, and the little Lestrade also changed a lot this year, especially this year Harry and Saul were eleven years old.
It's less than half a year before going to school at Hockwarts.