September is approaching, and the students are beginning to pack up their ambitions in the summer vacation, and meet up with three or five confidants to buy stationery in the shopping mall, buy exercise books in the bookstore, and go to home...... Copy homework.

For college parties who have just graduated and are going to leave home for a long time, they have to prepare more things, say goodbye to relatives and friends, pack clothes and quilts for at least two quarters, bring the necessary documents and luggage, flip through the information of high school classmates or friends, and see if there are any alumni who can ride in the car together.

Carlos is an exchange student and starts his sophomore year in September.

In order to avoid the busy enrollment of new students, he flew to Beijing alone in late August. His seniors had a vacant villa in Chaoyang District, only a 10-minute drive from the new school, and Yang Batian very generously lent it to Carlos as a small base during his school days. However, this tall nest is destined to be not used well, because the school arranges for him to live in a student dormitory.

Truth be told, Carlos also longs for the men's dormitory life at the university. After all, when he was in the United States, he was in the same room with Tom, and at that time, in order to brush up on his painting skills, he was very active in responding to the call of his mentor, flying all over the world, and spending most of his time in hotels in various countries.

The overly lively dormitory life in the United States makes the pure Chinese baby who is a little introverted a little uncomfortable.

In order to speed up their adaptation to Chinese university life, most of them were placed in dormitories with members of the student unions of various faculties and departments, so that they could at least communicate in English without barriers and were eager to help foreign students.

Carlos' dormitory is on the third floor, with four rooms. Typical high and low wooden beds, upper sleeping desks, lower desks, air conditioners, water heaters, washing machines, there are all that should be there and there are not.

It can be seen that the quality of life in this dormitory is quite high.

So, he moved in with great anticipation.

In Carlos's imagination, the dormitory life here should be, after the sun basks their buttocks, everyone climbs up one by one, waits in line to brush their teeth and wash their faces, but goes to the canteen to eat together, takes a walk after dinner, flirts with the schoolgirl, plays basketball, and finally returns to the dormitory and starts playing black scum games together until the early hours of the morning.

Have a coloured night out before you go to bed.

However, reality slapped him in the face again.

After a few days together, Carlos got to know the dormitory where the roommates were respectful.

A local rich second generation with only a bed and no one. The cultural industry management major of the Faculty of Humanities has a good appearance, good grades, good sports, good personality, and a good woman's popularity. It is said that the garden flower of their courtyard is passionately pursued.

A nerd who only gets up in the middle of the night to pee. The product design major of the School of Design gets up before dawn every day, goes to the library for self-study, and then goes to class, and then works after school, and often goes back to the dormitory to take a shower and sleep after work in the middle of the night. Repeat the above routine the next day.

For several nights, Carlos couldn't tell if there was a person lying on the bed opposite. Because the nerd is very thin, the side looks like a quilt.

The last roommate was a non-standard game nerd. The film and television photography and production major of the School of Urban Design is all in the dormitory scum games when there are no classes, and even meals are ordered for takeout.

Why is he said to be a non-standard game nerd?

Because he is a Chinese paper who must go to bed before 12 o'clock at night. And the point is, he has a girlfriend from a foreign school! Out-of-school girlfriend! Out-of-school girlfriend!

Can a scumbag game that doesn't stay up all night be considered a game house?

Said that the other half of the game house is the girl on his right hand?

Returning to the topic, this artificial time difference has caused a lack of basic communication between people, so that the atmosphere in the dormitory has been very cold.

Every time there is a gathering of exchange students from the same school in the United States, watching his friends talk about his new roommates or enthusiasm, funny or arrogant, Carlos has a kind of envy and jealousy in his heart.

Damn, his dormitory is as quiet as a morgue! The rich second generation has never even seen Mao, and the nerd has only seen the figure lying on the bed, and the game house has said a few words, but the other party's scum is LOL, and Carlos's scum is CS, so I can't say it together!

Just when he was about to move out of the dormitory and go back to the villa provided by Yang Batian to live. He ushered in his first meeting with the rich second generation.

It was a sunny day, and the specific time was after the opening ceremony.

Finally getting out of the encirclement of beautiful women, Carlos rushed back to the dormitory a little wolfly, and as soon as he opened the door, he met a handsome guy dressed with great taste. I've just seen the other party give a speech on stage as the president of the student council.

Carlos smiled and took the lead in extending his right hand.

The elder will smile and introduce fluently in English. Slightly squeezed Carlos's claws.

"It turns out that the president is a roommate, great, I can speak Mandarin."

As if hearing someone behind him snorting and laughing, Carlos continued to laugh and bent his eyes. The president didn't seem to hear it, but his smile was still there. The two quickly let go of each other's hands.

"This pronunciation standard can go to the Grade A certificate, by the way, at 7 o'clock tonight, I booked a few tables at the XX Hotel, which is my private welcome to China. Momoko, remember to bring the nerds with you. ”

The people who were still playing the scum game didn't look back, so they answered.

"Got it, grown!"

"Then I'll go and inform the others first, and remember to come in the evening. See you later. ”

Carlos laughed the whole time, until the leader's figure disappeared at the end of the hallway, he closed the door and rubbed his smiling face.

After receiving a cold reception in the border city, Carlos rarely went to YY, he looked at the person who had put on the headphones, and the mouse and keyboard could fly, and decisively put on Bluetooth and lay on the bed to watch the photo album brush skills. This is a picture album founded by Tom and his club, a monthly magazine, which includes the outstanding works of the members, and there will be comments from the mentor on it.

The influence of Carlos's appearance is undoubtedly huge, even if he is far away in China, the president of the photography agency still pays to send him an issue of the album. I have to say that the people who can enter Rhode Island College have several brushes. Although Carlos doesn't know photography, this album is pleasing to the eye, and the tutor's comments are humorous.

It's rare to be able to laugh and cry when you look at a photo album.

Wiping away tears from the corners of his eyes, Carlos was about to turn the next page when there was a knock on the head of the bed. He rolled over and looked under the bed. I saw that the game house was looking up and shaking the mobile phone in his hand.

"The nerds will rush directly from the place where they work to the hotel, and the two of us will go first?"

"Huh? Isn't it 7 o'clock? ”

"Why are you so engrossed, it's half past six now."

With his eyes wide, Carlos looked out the window, and it was really half-dark. He hurriedly sat up, jumped out of bed directly from the top bunk, and walked to the wardrobe, he had deliberately Baidu before the location of the hotel, in the school to that side, half an hour on foot, the bus 15 minutes a trip, bad character will be ironclad late!

I was late for my first dinner, and I don't want to make friends!

"I have an electric car, you don't have to rush so much...... it! Don't move! Hold it! ”

Carlos, who had just put his head out of the neckline of his T-shirt and his hands ready to pull his clothes down, was frozen in drink. He looked at the man with a puzzled look on his face.

"What's wrong?"

The game house walked up to Carlos with one stride, half-crouching and looking at his lower abdomen.

"Two, four, six, eight! I rub! Damn, it's actually the legendary eight-pack abs! ! Dude, you're so squeezed out! Ask for advice! ”

Carlos's mind was full of black lines, and he put his clothes on with a snort.

"Do you think it's cleavage? Squeeze it and you can come out? If you want abs, four hours a day of strength training is indispensable. Want to give it a try? ”

Saying the word gutter with that handsome face like a David sculpture is a bit disillusioned.

This male god is too down-to-earth, right?

This disillusionment continued until he managed to get the new male god of the campus to sit in the back seat of his electric car, and the whole time he was wrapped around his waist with his hands, and he stabbed through the school gate where the students were crowded, and drove towards the hotel abruptly.

This night's CAFA campus forum is destined to be lively.

"Who kidnapped the first appearance of our hospital? If you come out, I promise to kill you! 》

"Blind My Dog's Eyes, On the Speed Dating of Male Gods and Electric Cars!" 》

"I always thought that the handsome guy sports car was standard, and the too young, too simple Tucson was broken"

"818 The new male god on campus who makes the legs of the freshmen weak only by his voice and bends the waist of the old students by just his face"

When the two arrived at the door of the hotel, Carlos finally saw the nerd's face for the first time after three days of living together. The figure is as thin as he imagined, about 175, it looks absolutely not 100 pounds, because he is too thin, the facial features on his face appear very three-dimensional, a cold and hard face, it is all ruined by his wooden and timid temperament, and it looks a little obscene.

The game house roughly introduced the two of them and took them to the hotel.

"You come with Momoko often?"

The trio is in the back of the book, and Carlos walks behind, and he tries to hook up with this walking man who loves to look at the ground.

“…… Well. ”

The sound is so small that I can't hear it! Are you the reincarnation of a mosquito? And it's cold! Unable to listen any longer, the game nerd took a step back, side by side with Carlos, sandwiching the nerd in the middle. He grinned with one hand on the shoulder of the person who wanted to step back.

"He's just going to um, oh, ah? Any stubble can die on his mouth. But nerdy others are still good, just a little stupid, a little timid, right? Nerd? ”

The game house patted his thin arm, and the latter just nodded his head. Satisfied with his reaction, the game house continued to work for Carlos Kop.

"The elder is old and rich, his family runs a movie theater, his parents bought him a villa in Chaoyang District, and he drives a sports car to school every day, if it weren't for the exchange students this time, we wouldn't have had a chance to see him." That guy has been chasing the college flower since his freshman year, and the college flower is the head of the external relations department of their student union, so he always has to have a dinner party when he has nothing to do, and he is in this hotel for eight to nine. It doesn't matter what he says, anyway, when the food is served, you can eat it. ”

It seems that he has been stained this time as a ready-made excuse.

Understanding the theme of this dinner, Carloston was in a lack of interest, and throughout the dinner, no matter how high-minded the president was, he ate in unison with the game nerd action.

The legendary courtyard flower sat next to the president and chatted with him throughout the whole process. Her expression was very explicit in Carlos's eyes, and when others spoke, her big beautiful eyes would look at each other intently, and she always maintained a proper and natural smile on her face. Her words show that this beauty is definitely not a vase.

However, once he faced the president, the smile of the courtyard flower disappeared directly from the bottom of his eyes.

Even worse than the president's treatment was Carlos. The courtyard flower can still smile hypocritically at the president, and directly turn her face away from him. Whether he was crying because of his handsome face, Carlos could still see it, and the other party was obviously disgusted and didn't want to see it. Heartache for yourself.

Could it be the distorted aesthetic of the novel? The uglier the person is the more handsome in her eyes, and the more handsome the person is uglier in her eyes? Just think about it. He took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Gu Sen, who was far away in Shanghai.

There was a beautiful woman who couldn't bear to show a disgusted expression on my face. In this case, should I step forward and smile evilly, and say, "Very well, woman, you have succeeded in arousing my interest." ”

- Carlos

Gu Sen read the stalk of the ** novel and was pulled out and ridiculed by this slut.

It is estimated that the other party is not busy, and this time, Gu Sen quickly replied to the message.

"What am I going to do with you?"

- Sullen

Silently shuddering, Carlos quickly took back his mobile phone, he has done too much recently, and the wood in his house has begun to have a tendency to blacken, which is too bad!

I don't know if it's because of the obvious rejection of Carlos by the courtyard flower, and the president didn't talk to Carlos during the whole dinner, but it made the latter a lot easier.

There was a knock at the door, and the people who were staggering all stopped, and the eyes of several people shifted to the president, and he tidied up his clothes a little, and then strode towards the door.

As soon as the door opened, three men of the same age and dressed as the president entered, and they could smell it from afar.

"Yo, it turned out to be you, and I was still thinking that guy had booked all the boxes on this floor. How? Didn't you invite us buddies for the first time of school? Could it be that the courtyard is holding a celebration banquet when the flowers are in hand? ”

The three of Carlos happened to be sitting near the door, listening to each other's words in their ears, with a strong scumbag smell, Carlos squinted and swept to the courtyard flower who was sitting calmly on the chair. The latter glanced at him and then turned to look at the other side. Nerds and gamers are lower, and the tip of their noses is almost on the plate.

"What do you say, our school has a group of American exchange students, and this time we specially held a party to let everyone have an exchange between China and the West."

"Hey, is there an American chick? I heard that I have a very good body, so I can let it go, so bring it over to play! ”

American, American, Carlos's affectionate name for Audrey is perfectly substituted. He wiped his lips with a tissue and slowly stood up. A height of 184cm is really nothing in the United States, the whole street is there, but in this box, in terms of height, it is definitely the tallest.

With a gentle smile, he slowly turned to look at the man who was enveloped by his figure.

"The American girl doesn't have it, but she has a good figure, and she can put it open, but there is one of them, how do you want to play?"

As soon as the words came out, the audience fell silent, and the president also remembered that there was an exchange student who was proficient in Mandarin, listening, reading, and writing. With a haha, he pulled Carlos over and quickly introduced the other party's identity in English, the point is that people are very powerful in Beijing, even if he is a foreigner, he can't afford to provoke him.

And the game house that was originally sitting and eating heavily also quietly pulled Carlos's trouser leg. Motioned for him to shut up and sit down.

The people at the dinner table couldn't hear the conversation between the three of them because they were sitting at a distance from the door, and they saw that the atmosphere was inexplicably deadlocked, and they all turned their eyes on the president and Carlos, who were talking to each other.

The chairman is struggling to explain the different social structure of China and the United States. As soon as he entered the door, the young man burst out, grabbed Carlos's shoulder with one hand, twisted the man right, and with the other hand kept beckoning to the two companions behind him.

"Good! I also turned Shanghai upside down, it turns out that you are hiding in Beijing! Here, drag someone to the box! ”