Chapter 2: The Crossing of the Pit Daddy 2
At this moment, Ye Xi's mind was extremely clear, and he couldn't pretend to dream about the weird reality anymore. Well, he admits that he crossed over and went straight into a web novel called it.
It is a long story called "The Fourth Master is very busy" The author is serializing, the story takes place in the Nine Star Realm of the Lingxiao Realm in the Three Thousand Cultivation Realm, this book adheres to the consistent preferences of otaku readers and authors, telling the story of a * silk man Wei Yixing guò's own efforts and various huge golden fingers, all the way from the weakest bag to the top monk, shocking the story of the upgrade flow of the Nine Star Realm. In the process of Wei Yixing's upgrading and fighting monsters, he will routinely harvest countless magic weapons, spirit beasts, and a huge harem - in the cultivation realm, it is called double cultivation.
It's just because of the bad taste of "the fourth master is very busy", the protagonist Wei Yixing is a pseudo-stallion, that is, the flower heart radish is covered with a layer of affectionate skin, and he is extremely disrespectful in double cultivation, and he has gained the hearts of a bunch of beauties but wants to engage in divine horse friendship, and in the end, there are only three beauties who really cultivate with him, and one of them hung up early.
Although the three harems are all top beauties, they are still deeply regrettable for otaku like Ye Xi in terms of quantity. Therefore, as a loyal reader of "The Fourth Master is very busy", Ye Xi didn't like Wei Yixing very much, and chased this article completely out of habit.
And this time he wore the book and wore it on the protagonist Wei Yixing - it was impossible to drop! What is he wearing? Hehe, Ye Xi, a dignified seven-foot man, was also a masculine man on the outside and on the inside before the car accident, and he actually wore the protagonist's back and palace! After...... Palace......
Every time he thought of this, Ye Xi's heart was bleeding! The protagonist can't wear it, can't he wear cannon fodder? Isn't it okay to wear a villain? No matter how bad it is, you can wear a passerby's armor, if you are a harem? ! For Mao?! God, can you cheat a little more?!
And the life experience and physique of this harem are still very peculiar. Sister Paper was originally a boy when she didn't become a beauty. That's right, it's the boy named Xue Tuanzi who lives in Ye Xiqi!
I don't know why "The Fourth Master is very busy" sets up such a complex and sad character who urges the pit father, anyway, this snow dumpling is a little cabbage-style hard-working baby. He turned out to be just a mortal child in a certain village chief, and one day a big devil of the zombie gate swept through the village, and the people in the village died, and the non-dead were bitten into zombies. Xue Tuanzi was also bitten, but before he could completely turn into a zombie, he was saved by Xue Yin Zhenren and helped him suppress the corpse poison in his body. Since then, Xuetuanzi has worshiped Xueyin as a teacher and has been living in Yunshou Mountain. But because the corpse poison on his body has never been solved, he is a half-demon body, and there is a potential danger of entering the demon.
When Wei Yixing met Xue Tuanzi in the book, Xue Tuanzi was already eighteen years old, and at that time she (he) was still a boy on the surface, and occasionally became a woman on a full moon night. Wei Yixing was shocked when he saw the transformed (sexual) Xue Tuanzi, and he fell in love at a glance, but the sister paper was like a Cinderella flash and disappeared in an instant. Wei Yixing searched hard, but he didn't know that his sweetheart was the same disciple who accompanied him.
- Poof, such a girl's heart is made up thanks to "the fourth master is very busy"!
Well, moving on to the story.
The two young men and women (men) who looked at each other kept feeling aggrieved and misunderstood...... Until Xue Tuanzi was injured once, in order to save his brother, Wei Yixing fed him blood to suppress his corpse poison, and a miracle happened! A beautiful man has become a beautiful woman! And it's a permanent change, and it won't change for a while.
Wei Yixing took a look, huh?! Isn't this the goddess of my dreams? Xue Tuanzi: Yes, that's me! Actually, I didn't know that I could become a daughter.
Then, the excitement (base) that has been aggrieved for many chapters finally broke out! The two of them have all kinds of thunderous and fire double cultivation, and they can see Ye Xi's wolf blood boiling and nosebleeds as a reader......
Oops, it's far away, and the book is back to the main story - according to the "Fourth Master is very busy" in the back, Xue Tuanzi will only become a sister paper, because he was bitten by a sinister belly-eyed poisonous toad in Yunshou Mountain when he was a child, and the situation was extremely dangerous at that time, and Xue Yin Zhenren took great effort to save his life, and since then Xue Tuanzi's physique has changed, and he has become a male and female intersex person. However, this change was unknown to everyone, including Xue Tuanzi himself, until he transformed for the first time when he was eighteen years old......
Wait, Ye Xi suddenly realized that the little zombie's poisoning this time was very similar to the situation written in the book? Could it be that the body that I occupy now has been denatured?
Ye Xi's heart was cold, and he shook his hands and pulled open his pants for a good inspection.
Fortunately, although a set of objects is not much bigger than peanuts, there are all that should be there, and there are not many that should not be there.
These three small things let him relax a little temporarily, it seems that there are still more than ten years before he is truly transgender, maybe he can think of a way. You must know that intersex people, ABO and the like are all hobbies of rotten women, and for a straight man like Ye Xi, it is definitely the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, if this thunder really falls on him, it is better to die!
However, thinking of the lifespan of Xue Ying (Wei Yixing also thought Xue Tuanzi was unpleasant and changed her name), Ye Xi wanted to beat up "The Fourth Master is very busy"! That's right, she (he) is the one who hangs up in the protagonist's harem!
Things are like this, because Xue Ying's body is carrying corpse poison and may fall into the demon at any time, Wei Yi acted to save his sweetheart and looked for a solution to the poison everywhere, but he didn't find it. Xue Ying still fell into the devil, so she was hunted down by the master and all kinds of righteous people. She didn't want to burden her lover, nor did she want to fall into the devil's path, so she resolutely committed suicide, leaving the protagonist with a bunch of treasures and her own Neidan. Since then, the poor and the blue have fallen into the Yellow Spring, and they have died in a hundred years...... This plot gained a lot of readers at the time, especially the tears of female readers, and even Ye Xi sighed for Xue Ying's beautiful eyebrows.
But now, he just wanted to roar at "Fourth Master is busy" like roaring Sect Leader Ma: "Why do you want to die?!" You give me back your life?!!!!! ”
Others are either galloping on the rivers and lakes, or turning the clouds and rain in the court, otherwise it is not bad to be a rich man with his own hands, he is good! Not to mention wearing it to a zombie and intersex person, he only has a lifespan of more than ten years, and he is a premature death in this world, and he died even earlier when he wears it in a book, what kind of sin did he create so much that God doesn't want to see it?!
The more he thought about it, the more desperate he became, Ye Xi raised his little head and slammed it on the bed rail a few times, until his forehead bulged out a goose-like bag, and then he collapsed on the couch with a golden star.
Alas, the little zombie is a half-demon body, and it will definitely not be able to hit the wall when it hits the wall. I really can't do what I want, and it's not easy to find death!
Suddenly, a childish/tender voice beat in his head: "Live!" ”
"Live!"
"I want to live!"
Ye Xi knew that this was what he heard when he first entered the body of the little zombie, the voice of the little zombie.
Most of the little zombie's soul has long been scattered, leaving only a wisp of remnant soul in the body. This insignificant wisp of soul repeatedly thinks about living! He doesn't want to die! You have to cultivate with your master and brothers, and live seriously! This is the only wish of the little zombie, because he poured all his heart and soul into an obsession.
It kept repeating firmly in the sea of consciousness, confronting Ye Xi's various rational analyses and complex emotions. Gradually, slowly, little by little, it melted into the consciousness of the leaves.
Yes, since you are still alive, you have to live well. Since God has given him another life, there should be no regrets. Don't be like when you had a car accident, you didn't do anything except determination, and with full of unwillingness and regret, you handed over a blank scroll to death that even you were not satisfied with!
This time, you must live seriously and heartily! For themselves, but also for the little zombies.
Unconsciously, Ye Xi's fist on his side was clenched tightly, and a heroic passion flowed all over his body. No matter how "the fourth master is busy" is written, but he is in a world that is very real, the author did not mention Bai Xue and Xue Peng, but they all appeared by his side.
Forget jì This is a story, and the people in the story can also live freely and vividly! "The fourth master is very busy" didn't say whether Xue Ying came through time, or a man wearing a woman. This preconceived ending is just a prophecy of the fate of the little zombie, and fate can be changed, and prophecies can be broken - he can read this kind of book for many years.
Thinking like this, Ye Xi suddenly gave birth to infinite hope from despair. He stood up and posed to the world, raised his head and laughed three times: "Author, you wait!" I'm going to overthrow your premise, I'm going to take control of my own destiny!
Tremble, author of the fish's lips! Tremble, narrow world! Hahaha!! ”
After publishing his declaration of crossing, Ye Xi began to calmly analyze the shape of the present.
Only halfway through the story, the description of Yunshou Mountain in the first half of the story is limited, and most of it is the narrative of Snow Sakura. As for Xue Yin Zhenren, it is mentioned in the story that he has cultivated the lower grade gold pill and is working hard to move towards the upper grade gold pill, and he is obsessed with refining alchemy, and his strength is very strong. Although several appearances are brushed aside, several major events in the book are related to him, and the author seems to want to lay an ambush on him, which can be regarded as a hidden character, and it is estimated that the second half of the story will make him show his strength.
However, the novel is written from the perspective of Wei Yixing, and what I am now in is on another line outside the story and parallel to the story.
The biggest problem he faced was that Xue Tuanzi (the origin of the name Xue Ying made him very uncomfortable, and he decided to temporarily use the original name of the little zombie before he could use his real name) is ill-fated, not only is there a risk of degeneration, but also will fall into the demon at any time, once he enters the demon, he will naturally be hunted down, even if he is not martyred, it is difficult to say that he will be hacked to death. The most important thing he has to do is to detoxify the corpse and save his life, and at the same time find a way to not change the woman.
It is written in the book that Xue Ying's cultivation is not high, but she has excellent spiritual sense, and she is good at refining weapons, and her whole body is a magic weapon. She relied on these magic weapons to save her life, so she dared to leave Yunshou Mountain and run around.
Sister paper didn't know that this world was too dangerous, and it was really not a wise move to leave Yunshou Mountain without absolute strength. Staying in Yunshou Mountain and leaning on the big tree of Xueyin, the chance of falling into the demon is reduced by at least half; The chance of meeting the protagonist is reduced by two-thirds, and if you don't meet the protagonist, you won't have the rotten stalk of feeding blood to save your life, and naturally you won't be really transgendered.
In short, staying in Yunshou Mountain as a turtle sheltered by Xueyin Zhenren is the most feasible way for Ye Xi to think of at present.
Of course, it is not safe to hide in Yunshou Mountain and rely on others to protect you, you must improve your own cultivation, and your own strength is the last word!
After recalling it carefully, Ye Xi could barely recall one mantra, which seemed to be the most basic cultivation method. He rummaged through the cabinets in the house and found a small baggage, and when he opened it, he saw that there was only a magic jade slip called it, and a few first-grade magic talismans and invisibility talismans.
Pick up the jade slip, the words on it are beautifully written, elegant and vigorous, there is a kind of momentum of Jiaolong Tengyuan, but the literary language and traditional Chinese are dizzy.
He dropped his book and decided to go to his teammates for help.