Men like to tell meat jokes, and women are no exception, but Zhang Zhilan feels that what Zhang Zhiyi said today is a bit rambling, so she feels that she has taken the wrong medicine, and it is a little too abnormal. As a result, the phone rang, and at first glance, it turned out to be a call from her sister Zhang Zhiyi, and Zhang Zhilan was directly confused!

Zhang Zhiyi was sitting in front of her, how could she possibly call herself?

All kinds of signs show that the person in front of him is definitely not Zhang Zhiyi!

"Who are you?" Zhang Zhilan asked.

Demons are good at change, and monks don't have this ability, unless they are immortals!

But no matter whether it is an immortal or a demon, no matter what it becomes, the breath will not change, and it can be detected at close range!

Especially demons, the demonic aura on their bodies can't be covered up at all!

Zhang Zhilan is a master of the Void Realm, if the person in front of her is not Zhang Zhiyi, but someone else's change, even if she can't see through it, she can definitely see some clues. In addition to immortals and demons, there are also the kind of supernatural beings who master magic. But if it's a supernatural person, it's easier to be recognized!

Because of this divine ability, it's okay to fool those mortals, but in front of the masters, you will be seen through at a glance!

But the person in front of him, with the same aura as Zhang Zhiyi, is still cultivating in the virtual realm, which can be described as realistic to the extreme, without any flaws!

"I am who I am!" Xia Yu quibbled.

Zhang Zhilan snorted coldly, connected the phone, and turned on the amplification!

"Sister, are you in the hotel?" On the other end of the phone, Zhang Zhiyi asked.

"In!" Zhang Zhilan said.

"Let's go shopping in the afternoon, I want to buy clothes!" Zhang Zhiyi said.

"I'm busy in the afternoon, you can go by yourself, so be it!" After Zhang Zhilan finished speaking, she hung up the phone directly.

Putting the phone on the table, Zhang Zhilan looked at Xia Yu coldly and asked, "Who are you?" ”

The evidence is like a mountain, everyone has stolen goods, the summer rain is shattered, and there is no way to refute!

The reason why he wanted to pretend to be Zhang Zhiyi was to find out the news and see the real reason for Zhang Zhilan's lonely drilling, and after inquiry, Xia Yu learned the bitterness and helplessness behind Zhang Zhilan!

How could I have thought that Zhang Zhiyi would call at this time, what a coincidence!

The eldest husband stands up to the sky, does not change his name, sits or changes his surname, since he has been recognized, he can only face it calmly!

So, Xia Yu showed his true identity and said apologetically to Zhang Zhilan: "Auntie, it's me!" ”

"Ahh!!h Zhang Zhilan exclaimed.

Xia Yu turned into her sister Zhang Zhiyi, and then all kinds of routines, sadly, she was quite cooperative, and said some things that shouldn't have been said in the first place, which made her extremely ashamed, and she really couldn't face it!

Thinking that Xia Yu came a little too suddenly today, and before, she was still watching a piece of drilling in the office, and Xia Yu would be invisible, and she would see through, maybe this thing would be outside the door and enjoy the whole process, so when taking the elevator, Xia Yu would deliberately say that she had an aunt smell on her, and also said that let her hurry up to find a partner, the most shameless thing is to ask her, Xia Yu has thoughts about her, how will she react!

Grass, this is all a routine!

Thinking of this, Zhang Zhilan was embarrassed to death, her pretty face turned red all of a sudden, she lowered her head, and she didn't even dare to look at Xia Yu again!

Xia Yu was also a little embarrassed, after all, his approach was a bit too shameless, but seeing Zhang Zhilan's appearance, he felt very ridiculous!

This kind of flirtation, sassy to the extreme, dirty to the extreme, you can understand the most real thoughts of the other party, it is simply sour!

"Auntie, I didn't mean to tease you, I did this just to figure out the reason why you didn't talk about the object, it seems that my guess is correct, as for your concerns, in my opinion, it's really unnecessary, I won't mind, and I will support you, after all, I also want you to live happily, in addition, I will take the time to enlighten Huang Ying and Zhang Zhiyi, if necessary, I can also introduce you to a few!" Xia Yu said.

"I was in the office just now—" Zhang Zhilan wanted to speak and stopped!

"I didn't see anything!" Xia Yu said.

Zhang Zhilan wanted to cry without tears, and said in her heart that your lie is really untechnical, and you haven't seen anything, so what else are you investigating?

Zhang Zhilan felt that the world was spinning, and she really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into!

Xia Yu also felt that he was lying too far-fetched, so he comforted him: "This kind of thing is human nature, nothing unseemly, I used to be a sling man, there are 2000G resources stored in the USB disk, when I lived in the Fulin Hotel, I often stole Hu Limei's inner library, hahaha, although the past is unbearable, but I have never covered it up!" ”

"You really saw it!" Zhang Zhilan collapsed.

Men masturbating women drills is a matter of course, and it is a very common social phenomenon, which is nothing to be ashamed of, and it is also a thing worth advocating, because if you solve it yourself, you can reduce the probability of Miss Grass or stealing men, it will not destroy other people's families, it will not break up couples, and it will even reduce the crime rate!

As the saying goes, a small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is wiped out, which is very reasonable!

But let people see it, it's a different matter, especially relatives!

She is Huang Ying's own mother, Xia Yu is her future son-in-law, and she was watched live by her future son-in-law when she drilled her well, which is really embarrassing!

"Auntie, I still have something to do, let's go first!" Xia Yu said, got up and left.

If he continues to sit, it will only make Zhang Zhilan more and more embarrassed, so let's withdraw quickly!

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Zhilan hurriedly said.

Xia Yu turned around and asked, "Auntie, is there anything else?" ”

Zhang Zhilan looked very embarrassed, but she still mustered up the courage to say: "I'll just treat you as if you haven't been here today, don't persuade Zhiyi and Yingying, I won't think about emotional issues, you don't have to worry about me, I'm fine now!" ”

Hearing Zhang Zhilan say this, Xia Yu was not happy, so he walked to the chair again and sat down, and then said earnestly: "Auntie, you have been reborn now, in a sense, you have been reborn, under my training, you have an immortal body, your future life path is still very long, life is so wonderful, you should enjoy it, instead of being lonely, then I will not bear it, so, let go of everything, enjoy it boldly, don't be bitter about yourself, Otherwise, it's a waste of life! ”

Xia Yu's reasonableness and meticulous care made Zhang Zhilan very pleased, but one yard to one yard, she said: "Oh, this is my business, don't bother!" ”

"You're empty and lonely all day long, and you're suffering, can't I bother to do it!" Xia Yu said.

Zhang Zhilan said embarrassedly: "It's not as serious as you said, I work during the day and practice at night, and now I live a very fulfilling life!" ”

She just had nothing to do today, so she wanted to cultivate her sentiments, but she happened to be caught by Xia Yu, which made her difficult to argue and miserable!

Xia Yu sighed lightly and said: "All in all, don't worry too much, just do whatever you want, just be happy!" ”

"Well, I will!" Zhang Zhilan said.

Xia Yu smiled, and then explained: "Auntie, don't take the joke just now, you must not take it seriously, I respect you very much, and I have never had any crooked thoughts about you, you just treat me as, don't take it to heart!" ”

"I can trust you!" Zhang Zhilan said.

Xia Yu had never been alone with Zhang Zhilan before, and she hadn't talked too much, and now she felt that it was fun to flirt with her occasionally, so she asked, "What would you do if I really didn't respect you one day?" ”

Zhang Zhilan immediately blushed!

It was okay for Xia Yu to ask this as Zhang Zhiyi before, but now she asked again in her own identity, which made Zhang Zhilan have to suspect that this thing really seems to have thoughts about her!

"Xia Yu, you are the leader of the Shenlong Sect, you are in a high position, and you are surrounded by all the beauties, why worry about women, not to mention what you do, every word and deed, all of them are concerned by the outside world, as a public figure, you are disrespectful to me, not only will it hurt me, but it will also hurt Yingying, and it will insult your reputation, what is worth the loss, why do it!" Zhang Zhilan said.

Xia Yu smiled, and then said: "Since ancient times, policies have come out of the barrel of a gun, and those in power, no matter what they do, they don't need a reason, and there is no distinction between right and wrong, even if I take you for myself, no one dares to criticize me!" ”

"That's right, I can't refute what you say, you are the landlord, I am the peasant, I have no right to speak at all, I can only be oppressed and exploited!" Zhang Zhilan said.

Xia Yu laughed heartily, drank the coffee, got up and said, "Auntie, I'm leaving, today I haven't been here!" ”

Zhang Zhilan nodded and said, "I won't send you!" ”

"No!" Xia Yu said with a smile and turned to leave.

Looking at the back of Xia Yu's departing majesty, Zhang Zhilan's heart was very complicated, because she had to consider a question now, that is, if Xia Yu was really ready to stroke her face, how should she face it, resist to the death or go with the flow?

Alas, this is a complex and delicate question, which is difficult to fathom!

Coming out of Feng's Hotel, Xia Yu called Zhang Zhiyi, she didn't want to go shopping to buy clothes, it just so happened that Xia Yu's idle egg hurt, you can accompany her to go shopping, after all, shopping with women is one of the best ways to cultivate feelings. As for Zhang Zhilan, it is pure banter, as she said, Xia Yu is surrounded by all beauties, why worry about women, there is no need to hurt her for the sake of excitement!

But then again, if Zhang Zhilan crosses the moral bottom line, puts everything aside, and insists on the old cow eating tender grass, then Xia Yu doesn't mind satisfying her at all, as long as she doesn't let Zhang Zhiyi and Huang Ying know, it's OK. But in Xia Yu's opinion, this is basically an unlikely thing, after all, Zhang Zhilan is not the kind of woman with water-based poplars, and Xia Yu is not the kind of spinach that anyone can eat if they want to!