53. Chapter 53
Generally, the liveliest day of the New Year is not the day of the first day of the New Year, but the Chinese New Year's Eve, after the Spring Festival is pasted, a group of big bear children gather in the open space to set off firecrackers, fireworks can only see the effect at night, but like what kind of crackers, small bees, two kicks, flash thunder, sky monkeys, cannons and the like can be consumed, and in the valley there is no village in front of the store, and there is no need to worry about hurting people, this group is superheroes, even do not have to worry about the fire. After changing into new clothes, a group of guys wearing red and willow green bumped outside, if you ignore their age, it really feels like a winter vacation in the countryside of the flower family.
Speaking of the stack of floral cotton jackets made by Aihua himself, compared to some serious guys, Clark did not resist, and directly said thank you and went out in the floral cotton jacket. Dr. Banner and Steve, who are not good at rejecting people, also didn't say much, let alone refuse any gifts from Aihua, friends from aliens don't know much about the aesthetics of the earth, and they also dress frankly. The people of the United States originally had the cells of pursuing excitement and novelty, after Aihua took it out, although he knew that it looked particularly curious, but the little spiders they wore without any psychological barriers, and they also drove the jazz out for a walk, and went to the city to stimulate the eyes of the people in the city. In the end, even Bruce put on a trench coat in the color of a cotton jacket, and was hiding in the monitoring room at this time, staring at the computer like water.
It's a pity that Tony didn't come over this time, saying that he would have a romantic date when Pepper finished his work. However, Aihua was very considerate and asked Jarvis to use an unmanned aerial vehicle to pack clothes and send them to the Stark Building, but thinking that this guy ruined his job three or four times, and kept complaining that Bar Chi and Steve were old popsicles, she couldn't help but do something to Jarvis's system, if Tony refused to wear this dress, his armor would be dyed the rainbow color of Erhu eggs.
Hawkeye, who was sitting in the living room, pulled down the close-fitting flower cotton jacket vest on his body and said, "The size is quite appropriate......
"That's good." Natasha walked over with the washed fruit, with a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth, she reached out and pulled down his collar and said, "I made you this body." β
"......" Hawkeye looked dumbfounded.
Natasha reached out and slid down his neck and said, "If you don't like it, you can take it off." Even though he said that, he always felt that his tone was a little dangerous.
Hawkeye suddenly raised a cold feather, shook his head and said, "It's very suitable, I'm willing to wear it for the rest of my life!" β
Natasha smiled with satisfaction, sat down next to him and began to peel the apple, and Hawkeye moved the fruit bowl in front of him and said, "I'll help you." He took the fruit knife in Natasha's hand, and began to skillfully separate the thin layer of skin from the flesh, a pair of hands that have been achieved through the most rigorous training flexibly turn the red fruit into yellowish flesh, after peeling, he raised his head and smiled gently at Natasha, just about to start flirting with his sister, he saw a pot of potatoes falling from the sky and almost deducted his head, he hurriedly stepped back, and saw the bumblebee holding the potato with innocent blue eyes and pushing it on him, and the intercepted line was released in the audio: "I have never seen such a soft sword...... The world's No. 1 swordsman, Hawkeye Mihawk! "Apparently intercepted the words of One Piece Rizoro.
Interrupted by Hawkeye with a puzzled look, Natasha put her finger against her nose and laughed secretly, and in the kitchen, the bar, who was wearing a flower jacket and an apron, stuck out his head and said, "Mihawk, the knife is good, help me peel potatoes." Steve, who was also wearing a padded jacket and pink apron in the back, was sweaty, and his hands were still full of white flour, and he explained apologetically after the bar: "Sorry, it's too busy in the kitchen." β
Hawkeye looked down at the potatoes in his hand, and only said after a while: "My name is Clinton Patton......" was called by Aihua at the beginning, and now the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. calls him Mihawk, making him almost forget what his real name is. But peeling potatoes is peeling potatoes, anyway, with Cortana by her side...... Hawkeye comforted herself like this, while Bumblebee on the other side had already pulled out two game consoles and handed them to Natasha, looking at her expectantly.
Natasha reached out and took one, tilted her head and asked, "Do you want me to play with you?" The bumblebee on the opposite side nodded, Natasha looked around, and sure enough, everyone else ran out to set off firecrackers, and no one played games with bumblebee. And the small firecrackers played outside, they can't play with the big guys. So she bowed her head and got up and went to the game room with Bumblebee to play racing games. Hawkeye was left alone, and a large pot of unshaven potatoes......
Mihawk: "......"
At this time, the kitchen was as busy as Steve said, and Aihua was wielding a double knife chopping the meat filling, so fast that it seemed that his two hands had disappeared. Next to her was a pot of mixed fillings and a pot of semi-finished products, and Dr. Banner held a salt shaker to wonder if the dose was enough. Sitting at the bottom of the bar, he rolls out the skin with one hand and the noodles with the other, while Steve scoops the dumplings and leek boxes with the skin in one hand. Diana ran to the balcony with a howling boar, cut the throat, bleed, peeled and gutted, and then roasted the whole pig on the fire. Thor, the god of thunder, who had just come down from Asgard, happened to see this scene and walked directly...... Queen mother! The goddess of Olympus is terrible!
"Wait Thor, you can bring these to Jane." Aihua ran out of the kitchen, first packed a bunch of flower specialties such as stove candy and peach cake, and then put the clothes belonging to Thor in his hand and said, "New clothes for the Spring Festival, this one is for you." β
Thor smiled heroically, unbuttoned his cloak, put on a flower padded jacket without thinking about it, and said, "Thank you, although the aesthetics of your atrium people are a bit weird." He fumbled through his pocket and said, "This is our Asgardian wine, and ordinary humans get drunk with just a drop, so give them a boost at night." He placed the small bottle in the palm of Aihua's hand.
Then, wearing a large-flowered cotton jacket and carrying a pile of sugar and snacks in a red cloak, Thor threw away with a sledgehammer......
Aihua shook his hand at him, turned his head and collided with the big truck that Optimus Prime had become, she directly reached out and dragged the front of the car inside, and said, "Don't be idle, with such a big size and strength, it's a pity not to pound rice cakes." As he spoke, he dragged the front of the car up the stairs, and the ambulance that came out of the research room to breathe back in fright.
"Hey!" Jazz suddenly appeared behind the old rescuer, pretended to put a blessing on the back of his head by the shoulder, and then walked away as if nothing had happened. The iron sheet with two spring couplets on the back of the chest suddenly felt balanced......
Inside, Iwa, Bar, Steve, Diana, and Banner are working in the kitchen, Bumblebee and Natasha are playing games, and Hawkeye is barely half of the potatoes. In the yard, a group of bears are setting off firecrackers, Clark is checking for unextinguished fires, ambulances are chasing Jazz all over the yard with wrenches, and Optimus Prime is cautiously holding a small mallet and beating rice cakes surrounded by a group of cats. In the monitoring room, Jarvis, who received Tony's instructions, hacked Bruce's system, and now the desktop is a group of small Starks who will continue to breed, and he is buried in repairs...... This year is really lively.
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In everyone's expectation, the sun finally set, and when Aihua served the last dish, the whole table was in a bloody state. In contrast, people in cars with fewer people are much more harmonious. The Chinese New Year's Eve's meal is always fragrant while watching TV, so Aihua moved the table to the living room, and a group of people grabbed the vegetables while complaining about the Spring Festival Gala......
The Avengers and Justice League and the Autobots who were celebrating the New Year in the house didn't know that several Kitari warships Leviathan had docked in their headspace, hovering dangerously.
"This is it, right?"
"Yes, sir! Loki was defeated by the group below! β
On the Leviathan, a soldier bent over and reported to Colonel Kitari, who was standing at the front.
"Very good, attack directly and blow them up!" That Kitari didn't look at the small and backward earthlings in his eyes, and ordered coldly.
"Report to your Excellency!" A technician on the battleship suddenly spoke, his expression was nervous, and he pointed to the display screen and said, "Come and see!" It's all primordial explosives down there! He magnified the image hundreds of times, and it was shocking to see the truckloads of firecrackers Stark and Wayne had delivered. The battleship's system scanned the contents and immediately emitted a tinkling red alert.
Colonel Kitari suddenly gasped and said, "Those crazy people actually put so much primordial gunpowder without insurance measures in their homes!" β
"Colonel, if we attack below, once we accidentally ignite these primordial gunpowders, the entire mountain range will be razed to the ground, and we won't be able to run away at that time!" The soldier who came to report just now hurriedly persuaded.
"I know it without you saying it!"
Colonel Kitari looked down hesitantly, as a group of superheroes ran out of the base after dinner. Barry Allen grabbed the first firework with lightning speed, and the sky above the valley turned into a sea of gold. Seeing that Kitari's battleship was about to be exposed, they hurriedly moved a little higher to avoid the fireworks.
As beautiful sparks bloomed in the air, they soon sensed that something was wrong.
"My lord, this gunpowder is not lethal!"
"And you said, I saw it, good! Get ready to fire! β
The barrels of the Kitari people above aimed at the bottom, and suddenly the situation of Aihua and the others became dangerous, but they were still unaware of it, and they were still intoxicated by the joyful atmosphere of the New Year. At this time of danger, suddenly! Iron Sheet walked out and said, "I'll show you the fireworks in Cybertron, which are magnificent and don't pollute the atmosphere." β
"Did we bring it?" Jazz was surprised.
"No, the ambulance and I did some impromptu this afternoon." The iron sheet began to deform locally, and in the blink of an eye, the two arms turned into cannons, and the colorful liquid reflected from the armor, emitting a romantic fluorescence, and then, he aimed the cannon head into the sky......
Just as the Kitari were about to open fire, the iron sheet moved the valveβ
Boom!!
The fireworks like a volcanic eruption burst out like a giant dragon soaring into the sky, covering the entire night sky in the blink of an eye, like burning the sky, igniting layers of virtual waves under the black curtain, and the battleship of the Kitari exploded like this, and a large golden chrysanthemum exploded with a loud bang. The people below were immediately shocked by this spectacular scene, and erupted in thunderous applause, cheering for the iron skin.
After the initial sea of fire, the sky appeared like the Northern Lights, and even the moon became unusually bright, like a fairyland.
"It's beautiful......"
"yes." Worthy of Cybertron.
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The gently Chitari went as gently as they came.
They quietly blew up, turning into clouds in the western sky.