"Okay, okay, you two are poor."

Yan Yifan had no choice but to take these two living treasures, and as soon as he went downstairs, he said to Hu Yue, "Hu Yue, don't give it away, go back......"

He sighed as he spoke, "Hey, you're not ...... to blame."

Looking at him like this, he seems to be convinced of Hu Yue's being a pick-up man, there is no way, who made Hu Yue be so honest and upright before?

I remember when I first went to college, Hu Yue's sullen soul had not yet awakened, but he was honest and introverted, and he couldn't beat a fart with eight sticks, and it had been more than a month since the start of school, and he was still incompatible with the friends in the dormitory.

Yan Yifan felt that how to do this would affect the atmosphere of the dormitory too much, and Hu Yue had to be profoundly transformed.

So he discussed with Zhang Tianbo and He Shuquan, and on a Saturday night, he staged a big drama for Hu Yue.

That night, Hu Yue came back from evening self-study, and as soon as he entered the dormitory door, he was blindfolded - I saw Yan Yifan and the three of them gathered around a table, shirtless, with tattoos on their backs (pasted with stickers), a candle was lit on the table, and several pieces of tin foil were placed on them, on which were piles of white powder (flour), when Hu Yue came in, the three of them were poking the flour with tin foil and baking it on the candle, and after the roasting, they sucked into their noses violently, and their faces showed a look of **enjoyment - full of black and astringent sense of gathering people to gather Western poison.

At that time, Hu Yue panicked, he never expected that his roommate would be such a person, and when he bumped into such a thing, it was obviously a big deal, and he would kill people if he didn't do it!

No, before he had time to run, Yan Yifan and the three of them surrounded him and pulled him to the table enthusiastically, "Come, brother, you can have a bite too!" ”

"That's it! It's fun to play together! ”

"If you don't come, you won't give me face!"

"Believe it or not, I can't get out of this door! I'll kill you! ”

…………

At that time, Hu Yue was so frightened that his feet were weak, if He Shuquan hadn't suddenly laughed, he would have almost cried and knelt down and shouted, 'Big brothers, please let me go'.

And Hu Yue was cheated because of his simplicity and honesty is far more than this, last year, he didn't have a big mess, and he was played by a little girl in Yan Yichen.

So in Yan Yifan's opinion, Hu Yue is an honest and upright child, and he never thought that his pick-up hero was completely self-directed and self-acted.

"I'm not leaving!"

Yan Yichen originally planned to wait for Hu Yue to come out, so he would find an opportunity to light his sky lantern to vent his hatred, but he didn't expect that his brother would be such a pig teammate, and he knew that he would be a good thing to spoil himself, but he would make her angry.

So she didn't pretend anymore, and threw herself at Hu Yue with her crazy hair and teeth and claws, "Burn you!" I'm going to burn you! ”

"Don't make a fuss!"

Yan Yifan hurriedly grabbed her, and hurriedly looked around, fortunately, there was no one, otherwise it would be embarrassing, maybe they would think that this little girl was neurotic.

"Then be careful on your way."

Seeing Yan Yichen looking so vicious, Hu Yue really didn't dare to send it anymore, the plot should have ended here, so he just waved his hand and went back to sleep.

However, Hu Yue's stomach suddenly 'growled', and the sound was still very loud, which immediately attracted the attention of Yan Yifan and his two brothers and sisters.

"Forehead ......"

Hu Yue was a little embarrassed, and then he remembered that after he came back, he was patronizing and busy, and he didn't even eat dinner, it was almost ten o'clock, and it was strange that his stomach was not hungry.

But now is not the time to care about this, the most important thing is to quickly send away Yan Yichen's troublesome essence, so Hu Yue calmly squeezed out a smile and waved at the two brothers and sisters, "What's wrong?" Hurry up! It's not easy to get a taxi if it's late......"

"Brother Hu Yue, was your stomach screaming just now?"

Yan Yichen stopped pestering her brother, and said to Hu Yue as if she was very concerned, "It's so loud... Didn't you have dinner? But didn't you tell me at that time that you were going home to serve your girlfriend for dinner, did you...... She won't give you food? ”

"This ......"

Hu Yue didn't know how to explain it, saying that he was too busy to forget? But I'm not alone, and I have a 'girlfriend', so it's impossible for both of them to forget, right?

And if you're too busy to forget, then what are you busy with?

Hu Yue thought about it, and felt that this question was a little difficult to answer, so he decided to acquiesce to Yan Yichen's statement, it was his 'girlfriend' who was angry and didn't let me, so I didn't eat, so it didn't just enrich the sadomasochistic plot of "The Days I Was a Pick-up Man", and it could more profoundly highlight his infatuation and loyalty, sadness and helplessness, and he would move the dead when he thought about it-

After the script was thought out, Hu Yue immediately acted, only to see him suddenly blink a few times quickly, snort, as if tears were falling, and then said with a forced smile, "You guys just go home first, don't worry about me, I'll find something to eat later." ”

"I don't believe you."

Yan Yichen said with a look of suspicion and disdain, "You are so stupid, and that woman is so bad, if she doesn't let you go to eat, you will definitely not eat." ”

"Forehead ......"

Hu Yue was choked for a while, it was a bit faceless to say this, and he didn't look like a man anymore, if he could even stand this, then how much did this man have to go......

However, for the sake of the performance effect, Hu Yue was not easy to refute, but said, "This is all self-inflicted...... Leave it alone......"

"How can this work?"

Hu Yue's appearance was too cowardly, and Yan Yifan couldn't stand it anymore, "As a brother, I can't object to you being a pick-up man, but I can't watch you practice yourself like this!" ”

"Let's go! You're going to drink with me tonight no matter what! ”

As soon as he spoke, he grabbed Hu Yue and walked towards the night market.

"That's right! Drink and go! ”

Yan Yichen followed and coaxed, and also grabbed one of Hu Yue's hands, his face was full of joy, the old brother suddenly rebelled, but she was so happy-

Hum! You dead heretic! Now it's up to you how you run! Let's wait for the justice of the FFF team!

"Forehead ......"

This...... It's rare that I'm acting too well and playing off?

was framed by their brother and sister on the left and right, Hu Yue reacted, it was too much, this was obviously because his acting skills were too good, and they were deeply involved in his script, and he was infected by the charm of the characters, and he couldn't bear to watch himself be so stupid anymore, and he was bound to save himself......

It must be like this!

Hey, it seems that it's a shame that I don't want to be an actor!

Hu Yue couldn't help but feel a little complacent, and the connected scripts were all thought of, isn't it obvious, I'm already crazy because of love, 'into the magic barrier', and 'lost lamb', I must be in a hurry to go home, and I can't follow them!

So, to struggle, to resist, and to resist with great excitement!