Unable to pick up the meow hammer, Tony sat back on the sofa with an expression that was sure that the hammer authentication system was wrong, and as soon as his butt sat down, he felt that the temperature in the hall seemed to have dropped a lot, he reached out and rubbed his arm, and said, "Do you think the air conditioner seems to be turned on a little too much?" Seeing everyone in the hall shaking their heads with a look of pity, Tony suddenly said inexplicably: "Why are you looking at me like this?" ”

A room full of people you look at me and I look at you, no one said anything, only Steve looked at Tony while trying to round the field and said, "Tony, this kind of thinking is not okay?" ”

"An old virgin who has slept in ice for so long will not understand." After Tony finished speaking, he also made an exaggerated expression and said: "It's unimaginable that an old virgin of such an age is simply a magical animal." ”

"What's wrong with the virgin, I've offended you when I'm clean!" Tony's words can be regarded as stabbing the monk's temple, and a small soldier behind Major Lennox suddenly muttered, and many of the soldiers who were stationed in the desert before were echoing it. Amazingly, a group of Autobots around Optimus Prime also agreed: "That's it, it's self-cleansing." "The Decepticons have not been destroyed! Why home! "We're keeping chastity for our future tinder mate." "To the Heavenly Monarch... Resist the predators, Optimus Prime and many other leaders to learn! "The slag war has been fought for four million years, and they all sleep in a garage, who has the heart to engage in objects!" "The regulations of the automobile and automobile people say that they should not fall in love in the army anymore!" Well, even the most resistant Autobot charter has been taken out as a shield.

The group of Autobots seemed to have exposed something, and Optimus Prime looked away in embarrassment, but Tong Tianxiao was full of support for the one who said that the charter did not allow it. Tony shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's pathetic, I suddenly feel like maybe I'm more comfortable being a Decepticon." "At least villains don't have so many strange rules.

"The Decepticons don't have women." At least there is no real worldview, and the worldview of other worlds is also two or three kittens......

"......" is even more abusive.

"You're disappointed that you didn't raise the hammer and can't re-enforce the first night right, aren't you?" A cold female voice suddenly appeared behind Tony.

And Tony didn't notice anything wrong, after all, there are still a lot of ladies in this base, and he smiled leisurely on the sofa: "It's true, but I'm Tony Stark, even if I can't lift a sledgehammer, there will be countless girls in my arms." His expression was very proud, and he turned to the person who had just spoken: "Yes, no one can deny my charm in this regard... Charm ......" He turned his head and happened to meet Pepper's extremely indifferent face, swallowed his saliva and said, "...... Force. His expression changed suddenly, and Tony quickly stood up and hurriedly explained, "Listen to me, Pepper!" I was kidding! ”

"No, you're very charismatic, no one knows it better than I do, oh, and Jarvis." Little Pepper raised her eyebrows, although her face was calm, but every word she said was murderous: "I thought you would really change, I gave you a chance again and again, you really disappointed me Tony, you don't have to explain, I don't want to listen to your excuses of human atavism, I'm tired." I was worried that you would be injured, and I rushed to your side while dealing with the follow-up issues of the expo along the way, but I didn't expect to be greeted by this, my boyfriend didn't think of calling me to report that he was safe, but wanted to implement some first night rights. Do you want me to put you in touch with some chiefs? They are very willing to cooperate with the chairman of Stark, and you can have a harem of three thousand in an instant, Mr. Stark. ”

"No, Pepper, I really changed it......" Tony didn't expect to be caught by Pepper just for a while.

"Do you want me to count how many people you've slept with? Maybe it's not even the math. ”

"Miss Potts, I have detailed statistics here, since I was born and became Mr.'s housekeeper, a total of ......" "Please, don't talk Jarvis now!!" Tony hurriedly covered Jarvis's voice loudly, since being modified and upgraded by this group of Autobots and Bruce, Jarvis's personality has become more and more unlikable!

"You've had enough of Tony, that's the end of it, I don't want to go on like this. I should follow the advice of my friends, give up on you as a playboy, and find an honest virgin who is affordable, at least not so that I have to face my boyfriend's former friend when I go out. In Aihua's words, what is green coming from...... ""The green hat is layered straight into the sky, and the head sinks into the sky!" Aihua interjected at the right time, and then was glared at by Tony, hiding behind Optimus Prime, and the leader said sorry in embarrassment.

But Pepper agreed with Aihua's words and said, "Miss Carter is right, I really have a headache, and I'm about to go crazy." ”

"No, I was wrong, forgive me." Tony hurriedly grabbed Pepper's hand.

"Betraying my love, you have a debt of conscience, no matter how much affection you give, you can't buy it back~" Bumblebee's audio played very appropriate music, and after being glared at by Tony, he sighed aggrievedly and hid behind Optimus Prime, and the leader said sorry in embarrassment. But the smoke screen that had been standing aside, moving towards Optimus Prime's side little by little, lit up, as if opening the door to a new world!

Hearing Bumblebee's song, as an excellent assistant, Xiao Pepper, who is proficient in several foreign languages, suddenly said: "Mr. Bumblebee is right, let's break up, Tony, you can enjoy your free life in the future." ”

"Don't be such a little pepper, think about what we've experienced, I'm just kidding......"

"Love is not something you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it, let me break free! Let me understand! Let go of your love!' The smoke screen that found the same song hurriedly sang, and after being glared at by Tony as he wished, he hid behind Optimus Prime with a satisfied look on his face. The leader, who was accustomed to wiping the buttocks of the bear children, said embarrassedly: "Sorry......" Seeing this, he said to Steve: "Look! The sir, is too indulgent to them! ”

Tony understands that with this group of lively guys, he has to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, so he stepped forward and picked up Little Pepper, directly changed into a steel suit, and took his girlfriend who broke up to coax outside.

At this time, Bar Chi happened to come out of the kitchen with a basket of plums, and saw a red shadow breaking through the door, gnawing on plums like a hamster, and wondered: "Who put the monkey in the house?" ”

"That's Tony......" Steve explained.

"Oh." It's clear.

As soon as Tony left, the group continued to discuss without finding any results, after all, the person who knew Ultron best had already left.

Although Ultron didn't catch it, or even made no progress, the days had to go on, so the next day, Aihua and the others still got up early, and went out to sell breakfast with a chirp and Steve, who covered his appearance with a hat and a mask. Their breakfast stall has been sold at this station, the price does not increase regularly, and the taste is good, the little girl who sells buns is cute, and the clerk is also two different types of handsome guys, driving different types of cars every day, and there is no sheriff who suspects them of occupying the road, this strange phenomenon adds some mystery to the three of them, and people come here every day.

Steve has gradually become accustomed to this kind of life as an ordinary person in addition to being a hero, and the life of firewood, rice, oil and salt allows him to better understand the feelings of ordinary people. Although I wear a mask, I always have a shallow smile in my eyes when I work.

When Aihua was about to close the stall, a pair of beautiful men and women suddenly came from a distance, their tables were a little strange, first looked around, and then sat on an empty pony in front of Aihua's stall, and the girl reached out and rubbed her ankles. The other boy paid for a few buns and handed them to the girl who came with him, and then the two of them ate breakfast quietly, but with a wary expression.

The two of them didn't attract the attention of others, probably only Aihua and the three of them could feel that they were different from ordinary people, but since people were just here to eat, they wouldn't do anything to others inexplicably. Aihua was concentrating on hot spicy soup while talking to an old couple sitting at another small table. The old couple is also a frequent customer, and asked, "Why didn't you come out of the stall some time ago?" ”

Aihua wiped his hands while putting the soup on the small table and replied: "Wasn't there an alien some time ago, when they were fighting, Iron Man broke the place where I put the food cart with one shot, and it was just repaired in the past few days." "That's true.

The two old men showed expressions, but a pair of men and women looked at each other just now, and then the girl in red clothes and long black hair whispered: "It's him again, this kind of guy, is he also a hero......

Hearing this, Aihua looked over and said with a smile: "It is inevitable that there will be some ripples when there is a war, this is normal. If you want to blame, we can only blame those bad people for nothing to do, we are just passively resisting. ”

"But before he became Iron Man, he was also a weapons merchant, do you know how many disasters his weapons have brought to some countries?" The girl retorted.

"Kitchen knives can also kill people, do you think the people who make kitchen knives are extremely vicious?" Aihua asked rhetorically.

"That's different."

"It's no different, being able to kill a person and killing a group of people is a crime, and every life is the same priceless weight. It is those who misuse weapons, not those who invent them, to blame. You say that if someone cuts you and you take the kitchen knife and melt it up, you think you will get revenge, but in fact the person who stabbed you is still at large, and then when they kill someone else, they will change tools, such as an axe or even a brick. And if Stark hadn't invented those weapons, we wouldn't have the power to fight back against the aliens, and more people would have died. Aihua smiled as he handed the vinegar to the old man.

This time, the girl didn't answer, just lowered her head with a complicated expression, while the boy next to her reached out and took her hand in support. The two then got up and left. At the same time, an ordinary-looking business car stopped in front of the stall, and it was Nick Fury who stepped out of the car, he first glanced thoughtfully at the two people in the distance, and then walked up to Aihua's booth and asked, "Are they?" ”

"It's just a customer."

Fury narrowed his eyes, then said, "I'll go back with me, and discuss something with Optimus Prime." He glanced at the big truck behind him. Then he asked, "Recently... How is Megatron in the base? "He didn't trust the Decepticon leader.

"Nursing the baby at home." Aihua didn't raise his head.

"......" how to milk......