112 self-hacking success
It's another year of Torino vs. Liverpool, and the opponent you want to meet the most is also the opponent you don't want to meet the most
It's a pity that the glory of the kings of Europe in the past has become a thing of the past, can we still see you next year?
Things are no longer people, the most tragic battle of the Champions League quarterfinals!
Liverpool striker has confirmed his departure this summer! Or will move to Bayern!!
Insiders broke the news: If the Liverpool coach can make the Reds advance to this round of the Champions League knockout round, the league defeat will be written off by the club's top management!
With the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals just a few days away, the clubs' newspapers and official websites have published photos of their teams preparing for the Champions League. But even the four games in the quarterfinals of the Champions League have different degrees of popularity in different places.
For example, in China, these days, almost all major websites are flooded with news that Torino will play Liverpool in the quarterfinals of the Champions League. Promotional videos about the game, comments between the players of the two teams, and various tidbits are all over the Internet. And all kinds of topics related to it have been on the list of the hottest topics this week.
#利物浦是你们最想在今年的欧冠上遇到的对手, but you must not have thought that this day would come so early#
#可惜是你, thankfully it's me. Can't accept letting Liverpool lose at someone else's hands#
#加油利物浦! Win the Europa League next year! See you in the Super Bowl! #
Although all you can see is the news of Torino vs. Liverpool when you turn on the TV and various social networking sites and large portals, Atletico Madrid, where the Chinese team's current No. 11 Lei Yi is located, has also entered the quarterfinals of this season's European Champions Cup. Moreover, Thunder Wing is not a substitute for this team, a rotational main player, or even a dispensable ordinary player.
He's the top scorer on this team!!
It's been less than a season since he moved to Atletico Madrid, but he's already a star player in the team.
Although he had long had great hopes for this hairy boy who didn't even have neat legs, Lei Yi's rapid growth after the World Cup still scared everyone.
Therefore, after Yue Yihuang had said twice that he wanted to do this before he retired, of course, everyone would pay more attention to Lei Yi.
In China, the voices that call Lei Yi "Xin Yihuang" are starting to get louder.
Although some people said that even compared with the position and style played by Yue Yihuang at his peak, Lei Yi and him have no similarities at all. But that sound is only sporadic in the end.
Many people began to regard Lei Yi as Yue Yihuang's heir in European football, and the more they looked at it, the more they liked it, and the more they demanded of him.
It felt like his father's son, who had died at an early age, brought his female friend home to play, and the two of them clearly didn't mean that, and the young man's mother had already begun to look at the girl with all kinds of appreciative and critical eyes, and began to teach the "rules".
However, Lei Yi and Yue Yihuang are not that familiar.
They didn't even know each other, and they didn't even know a word.
Many people enthusiastically said that this is good, there are successors to Yue Yihuang! It's a pity that the young man still needs to be experienced, it looks too unstable, and his temperament is too jumpy, right? How can this be? It needs to be precipitated! It's time to teach people well.
As soon as this topic came out, enthusiastic netizens immediately joined the heated discussion, and more than seventy percent of netizens thought that although Atletico Madrid was good, while the villagers were still there, it was urgent to go to Turin to find someone to □□□□ well! In this way, we can complete the official replacement of the old and new eleven of the Chinese team!!
In this way, a new round of topics and discussions began to brush:
In the face of such a voice, as well as the cries of the masses, Lei Yi's friends felt very angry! The young soccer boys who follow each other on Weibo and Twitter have voiced their indignation on their own turf.
Finally, Chen Tianhao's children released a decisive blow:
In this way, when Lei Yi, who had a time difference with China, found out the next day, his friends had fallen into the encirclement and suppression initiated by angry netizens!!
Many friends have turned off the permission of strangers to comment on them, but there are still several stubborn friends who use their mobile phones to join the scolding war too slowly, and they change computers to fight again!!
Seeing this non-martial battle with more blows and fewer blows, the long and short legs felt very angry!
So the long and short legs drove his serious tuba and rushed over to support his friends!!
Now, the football boys are stupid to save the friends of the major leagues.
I saw that the long and short legs were blinded, which means that the Jinguang V, which has more than one million fans, appeared in front of me so kindly......
Lei Yi successively said under the latest status of his friends and on his own homepage:
Boom!
Knock knock!!
When the football boys saw that sentence, their hearts were like a row of salutes firing artillery one by one!! And the cannon fire from the salute formed a sentence:
"It's over! It's over, it's over, it's over!! ”
Long and short legs are self-blackening success!!
Long and short legs are self-blackening success!!
Long and short legs are self-blackening success!!
Three hours later......
Phoenix Sports: Lei Yi: I hate Turin very much, I hate Yue Yihuang very much, and being called Xin Yihuang is the biggest insult in life!
Tencent Sports: Lei Yi vows to fight Turin! iiup!
Sohu Sports: Lei Yi: One day is an Atletico person, a lifetime is an Atletico person, and serious people don't go to Turin
Hupu.com: The Chinese team's new and old No. 11 has deep grievances, and the national team may be in chaos
21st Century Net: Garrincha (Thunder Wing) said: I refuse to comment on people who don't know how to play football, and I will never go to Turin in my life
Just like that, there was another loud noise in Lei Yi's bedroom!
This time, his phone was smashed against the wall in the room!
Then erupted with a scream!
"Screen screen screen screen broken !!"
Long and short legs, who found that the screen of his mobile phone was broken, hurriedly used his mobile phone with a broken screen to ask his lovely teammates for help, and asked them where to fix their mobile phones in Madrid...... Who is proficient in business......
That is, within half a day, many post-20s generations came to support Long and Short Legs and his football friends, and there was an aerial firefight with the black and black of Thunder Wing, and the adult people were heartbroken to "teach" them. As for the final result?
Many adults who have a huge age gap with Lei Yi have said: The post-20s generation is brain-dead!!
When Long and Short Legs realized that it might be troublesome to fix his mobile phone screen, and he had to think carefully about whether to repair it or replace it, he realized that the silent gunsmoke on the Internet had come to this!! And in the end, the result made Long and Short Legs very sad, and he cried and asked his friends: Am I a special pig teammate?
And the friends have said: Don't you think you pay attention to the wrong point!! You have been slandered!! You have been slandered!!
The long and short legs said again: Alas, I am a pig teammate, I am a pig teammate......
Friends: You are a pig!!!
The very sad long and short legs wanted to talk to his friends who played in Europe about the sadness of the failed assist and the own goal. Due to Atletico's recent rollercoaster ride in the standings, he thought it was better for him to stop messing with his team-mates, so he thought of his good friend Tigos!! So I thought of it, and Tigos's communication number was dialed by Thunder Wing.
Lei Yi: "Tigostigos, what should I do if my friends are scolded......"
Tigos: "Help them scold back!" ”
Lei Yiyan said, "Well, that's what I did. ”
Tigos excitedly said, "Later! Do they all praise you for being very righteous and handsome!? ”
After a pause, Lei Yi said sternly: "They were scolded even worse......
Tigos: ".................."
Asking Tigos for help to no avail, Thunder Wing thought of Domingos, who always had a lot of good ideas! yes, how could he forget about Dominguez! Dominguez is the smartest!! In this way, the long and short legs used the mobile phone with a broken screen to dial the communication number of Domingos and saw the tragic news that Inter Milan was bloodied against the old enemy Juventus in their home stadium Meazza ......
At this time, Dominguez's side had already answered the call from the long and short legs.
“leiy?”
Hearing Domingos' voice coming from the phone, Lei Yi couldn't help but stutter: "Duoduoduo Domingos, are you hungry, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you......"