Chapter 516: I Can't Beat You

"Sabi!"

Lu Xuan couldn't help scolding anymore, and then said unhappily: "Is there something wrong?" If it's okay, then that's it for now, and I'll dare to go back to sleep! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and walked back into the room.

"Lie down, are you really playing?" Seeing that Lu Xuan didn't look like a joke and turned around and walked towards the room, Tang Mingrui was suddenly startled, quickly grabbed him with his hand, and shouted: "Paralyzed, brother, I'm joking with you, do you have a sense of humor?" ”

"That's right, if you can let our young master joke with you, that's your face!" The thin monkey nodded and said.

The fat bear also stretched out his hand to grab Lu Xuan, and shouted: "Yes, only someone who can make our young master a brother will be joking." ”

Lu Xuan was speechless...... It's obviously pretending to be X and showing superiority, why did it suddenly become a joke?

Alas, once a person is shameless these days, it is really terrible!

"Speak well!"

Lu Xuan glanced at the three of them, rubbed his nose again, and asked in a serious tone, "Say, what's the matter with coming all the way to me?" ”

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I haven't seen Young Master Ben miss you for a long time, I heard my brother say that your team is on vacation, so I want to find a place to drink together, guess the code, brag and fart." Tang Mingrui responded with a smile.

"Tell the truth!" Of course, Lu Xuan didn't believe this kind of nonsense to deceive a three-year-old child, and asked coldly again with a blank face.

"Really, I promise to come all the way to you to eat, drink and have fun." Tang Mingrui puffed up his chest and responded with a sworn look, looking like he was afraid that others would doubt and disbelieve him.

"Look at my face?" Lu Xuan pointed to his handsome face full of sunshine, and said softly.

"What are you doing with your face? Lao Tzu is not a base, and he has no interest in men, although you are very good-looking, but it can't change the fact that Young Master Ben likes big beauties who are convex and backward. Tang Mingrui first glanced at Lu Xuan, then showed an impatient look of disgust, waved his hand and said.

"That's it, our young master only likes beauties like Liu Yifei and Fan Bingbing." The thin monkey nodded and agreed.

Fat Bear also nodded, and said angrily: "Of course, there are also Lin Chiling, Tang Yan, and Tang Wei, which are also the favorite types of our young masters." Every day, there are a lot of beautiful women who want to throw themselves into the arms of our young master, how can he fall in love with such a big man as you? ”

Lu Xuan: "......"

These three children are really hopeless in IQ, and it is estimated that they ate too many brain fragments when they were young.

"I think you're all inflated, right? Do you want me to give you a pump? Lu Xuan was speechless, and couldn't help but scold: "Lao Tzu asked you to see my face, just to let you see, I don't look like an idiot, you ...... It turned out to be ......"

Speaking of the back, Lu Xuan didn't want to say anything, he looked like he hated iron but not steel, and could only sigh how could there be such a person in the world?

Forget about two strokes for one person, all three of them are two strokes, and it is a miracle that the three of them get together as a master, and it is even more amazing than winning five million two-color balls.

After all, it is very difficult to find an identical person in this world, and if there are three people together, what can be described as a miracle?

"Lying down, I actually think that this young master plays with inflatable dolls in the daytime...... You are doubting the charm of Young Master Ben's character, do you know? When Tang Mingrui heard Lu Xuan say this, he immediately rolled his eyelids, and complained angrily.

No matter how he says it, he is the most famous gentleman in Shengjing City, right? Not to mention that the woman who wants to marry her can go around the Great Wall with two punches, just the money worshipper who wants to climb on his bed can be lined up from Shengjing City to Ninghai.

Lu Xuan said that he played with inflatable dolls, isn't this especially too contemptuous of people?

"Ya, it's good to have dolls for you to play with in the appearance of an idiot, and you're not convinced, don't you know how many men want to play with dolls?" The more Lu Xuan looked at Tang Mingrui's funny appearance, the more angry he became, and he directly attacked him fiercely without giving any face.

"Your sister!" Seeing Lu Xuan say this about himself again, Tang Mingrui shouted angrily, and then said: "Paralyzed, if Lao Tzu hadn't treated you as a brother, Lao Tzu would have killed him if he had been replaced by someone else." You must know that this young master is the most famous gentleman in Shengjing City! ”

Lu Xuan was speechless again, he really didn't want to continue to fight with these two strokes, he rubbed his nose and said in a very serious tone: "Don't make trouble, tell me honestly, what do you want to do with so much effort?" ”

"I've said it all, it's just a special trip to you to eat, drink and have fun. I know that you are a foodie in the civilian world, and you can often find those cheap and delicious things, just like snail stuff, so I came to you and asked you to take us to find food. Tang Mingrui replied.

The thin monkey nodded, and then echoed: "That's right, when we mention the snail stuffing, our saliva comes out again." You don't know that the last time I ate snail stuff on Zhongshan Road in Ninghai, after the young master came back, he mentioned all kinds of praises to people, and secretly spent thousands of yuan on air tickets to fly to Ninghai to eat dozens of snail stuff. ”

"Yes, so the young master led us to come to you, hoping to eat and drink something delicious with you." The fat bear smiled, revealing a salivating foodie, as if he was jumping out of some delicacies from the mountains and seas at this moment.

How could Lu Xuan believe the nonsense of the three of them, it took a lot of connections and intelligence networks to find him, just to go out to eat and drink together?

If he believed it, he would be mentally retarded, even more stupid than them.

"Tell the truth!" Lu Xuan didn't even want to scold, so he asked coldly again.

"Really, is it necessary for a person with such status as Young Master Ben to lie and lie to you? Besides, what's the benefit of lying to you? Tang Mingrui glanced at Lu Xuan dissatisfiedly and said indignantly.

"Really?" Lu Xuan still didn't believe it, he spent a lot of money to find someone to eat, drink and have fun, either because he was sick in the brain or he took the wrong medicine.

"Really." Tang Mingrui nodded, and said again in a very serious tone: "I just think you are funny, and it was my Tang Mingrui's brother who came to find you." If you were someone else, Lao Tzu wouldn't be so cheap! ”

"Oh!"

Lu Xuan responded casually, then turned around and walked towards the room, saying, "I'm busy, but I don't have time to play with you." If you have nothing else to do, please go back! ”

"Lie down!" Tang Mingrui scolded angrily, and then said: "Lao Tzu came to you with all the hard work, don't you just say a few words of condolences, and you still have no conscience to drive Young Master Ben away?" ”

"It's just that, you don't know how many people can't see our young master even if they want to, let alone take the initiative to run over to find someone to play." Seeing that Tang Mingrui had eaten the closed door, the thin monkey also looked very angry, and opened his mouth to crusade against Lu Xuan.

The fat bear puffed out his cheeks, and said angrily for the master: "Our young master's conscience has been treated by you as a donkey's liver and lungs, originally I didn't want to scold you, but now I can't help but scold you for being a white-eyed wolf." ”

Lu Xuan was speechless...... Suddenly, I felt that these three teases were not just idiots, but they were also very cute.

"I didn't call you over, did I?" Lu Xuan turned around and glanced at Tang Mingrui, who was puffing up, and said coldly.

When Tang Mingrui heard this, he instantly felt like he was going to vomit three liters of blood, and he felt that he had come all the way to find Lu Xuan, it was a thankless act?

"Paralysed Lu Xuan, I really want to beat you up!" After listening to Lu Xuan's words, Tang Mingrui was angry, and directly roared viciously and scolded.

But after scolding, his momentum weakened instantly, and he looked helpless and said as if he was about to cry: "But you are making progress so fast now, even if I want to beat you, I will be abused in turn!" ”

"Alas......" Speaking of the back, Tang Mingrui couldn't help but sigh heavily, as early as two months ago, Lu Xuan was still an ant that he could pinch to death with his own hands, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, he was an ant that he could abuse at will.

Paralyzed, the more Tang Mingrui thought about it, the more sad he became, he really wanted to buy a pack of heart-to-heart tissue and hide in the quilt and cry sadly.

They are all physical mortals raised by their mother's father, why is there such a big difference between people?

"Finally, I'll give you a chance, tell me what the hell you're looking for, if you're not honest, I'll close the door and go to bed." Seeing Tang Mingrui's depressed appearance, Lu Xuan rubbed his nose and asked him lightly.

Tang Mingrui's depressed look on his face was swept away for a while, and he puffed up his chest and said seriously: "Actually, my real purpose is to come to protect you, and the second purpose is to eat, drink and have fun with you, and by the way, take a look at what food we haven't eaten, if someone bullies you, we will help you beat him." ”

"Really?" Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows, still in disbelief.

Tang Mingrui nodded, eager to escape his heart to Lu Xuan, nodded violently and said, "Nonsense, of course it's true." This is the decision made by the current head of our Tang family, Old Man Tang, let me follow you to protect you. Although the three of us are not as strong as you now, we can still get rid of some annoying flies and uneyed kids. ”

"Why?" Of course, Lu Xuan didn't believe in the good thing of pie falling from the sky, so he rubbed his nose and asked.

"There is a Tang Minglong in the first class, do you know it? He is my cousin, the youngest generation of the Tang family who is most likely to inherit the position of the head of the family in the future. Tang Mingrui asked.

Lu Xuan nodded and said, "Remember, but I don't usually communicate much with him, and it's basically just a meeting to say hello." ”

"It was he who passed on your excellent performance in the army back home, and the old man felt that you were a potential stock, and he was very likely to hold a very important position in the army in the future, so he wanted to befriend you. Originally, he wanted to send someone else to negotiate with you and invite you to Tang's house as a guest or something...... But when I knew you, I recommended myself and came to stay by your side to enhance the relationship between the Tang family and you. Tang Mingrui opened his mouth to explain.

"Huh." Lu Xuan just smiled when he heard this, he felt that this time his answer was more real.

"What are you laughing at, what I say is the truth." Tang Mingrui saw that Lu Xuan was smiling, thinking that he didn't believe it, so he hurriedly explained: "If you don't believe it, I will take you to our Tang family as a guest, you can talk to the old man to know if I am telling a lie." ”

"Idiot!" Lu Xuan glanced at him and said, "I didn't say that what you said was false, why are you so excited?" ”

"So...... So do you believe that I came to you to stay by your side, eat, drink and have fun with you, and protect you by the way? As soon as he heard that Lu Xuan believed it, Tang Mingrui, who had been wronged and suspected for a long time, couldn't help but show a look of excitement, and he couldn't wait to rush up and hug him and bite a few bites.

"Idiot!" Lu Xuan scolded him again and said, "I don't understand, why do you Tang family want to befriend me?" ”

This book was first published in Reading Rim