Chapter 04 Be a true and complete woman
People who have a crush on Zong Yang know that he will answer a phone call at this time, so many people speculate that it is his girlfriend or even his wife who calls.
In today's society, hidden marriage is nothing new.
But unexpectedly, Zong Yang's face changed greatly after answering the phone today, and he ran out of the company without saying a word to others.
Everyone whispered and gossiped, is his wife going to give birth?
Zong Yang thought that Gao Zixing's "transformation" was a problem after all, so he immediately rushed out of the company and returned home.
As a result, I saw Gao Zixing crying and fainting in the toilet...... Well, I didn't cry, I just fainted.
That's it, your sister!
Zong Yang was frightened and hurriedly picked up Gao Zixing, patted his face, and shouted anxiously: "Gao Zixing! Gao Zixing! Wake up! ”
Gao Zixing opened his eyes twice with great difficulty, and then he was completely opened, and then, he "vomited-" and vomited Zong Yang's body......
"Original...... I'm bleeding! ”
Zong Yang watched him shake his blood-stained hands, and an unpleasant smell of blood suddenly penetrated Zong Yang's nostrils. Zong Yang couldn't help but hold his breath and frown, but he still quickly checked Gao Zixing's body.
Gao Zixing had already taken off his blood-stained underwear and threw it into the trash, and the sheets and quilts were torn off by him and stuffed into the washing machine, but they had not yet been washed with water.
This is already Gao Zixing's limit!
Faint blood and anemia, he stained the mountains and rivers with blood this time, and directly abolished half of his life.
Zong Yang didn't care that he was vomited at all, and after he checked Gao Zixing's body, he found that the location of the bleeding was in Gao Zixing. The xx area between the legs......
Although Zongyang is a place. Male, but he is also a Ben San person, and he was still a top student when he was in school, so he still knows something about the girl's "big aunt".
Gao Zixing was still a little more comfortable after vomiting, so his broken mouth began to chatter: "Boom, my stomach hurts!" Zong Yang, you crazy bastard! Did you take away my virgin body while I was asleep last night! ”
Zong Yang put him aside, took off his soiled coat, rolled up his sleeves and dragged Gao Zixing under the shower, then turned on the shower and adjusted the water temperature, and sprayed Gao Zixing violently.
"Then I must have pierced your internal organs, not your cn membrane."
"Phew! Where are you going? You become. Ahh Take me to the hospital! I am, yes...... Flow. Delivered! Right! Absolute force is flowing. Delivered! TV in the stream. It's all like this! Gao Zixing shouted as he avoided the water column monster.
"Shut up, you!" Zong Yang threw the shower gel to Gao Zixing, and said sullenly: "Hurry up and wash your aunt clean!" Disgusting to death! ”
"You're disgusting! Well? Gao Zixing's IQ finally came back, he covered his stomach and leaned against the wall, looking at Zong Yang suspiciously: "I'm here for the eldest aunt?" Hey? This is the legendary Great Aunt? it! That's too complete! Even the great aunt let me experience it! whatthe*!! ”
Zong Yang sneered, and just wanted to say a few words about him, but he didn't expect Gao Zixing to stretch out his hand to his aunt's source, and it seemed that he was ...... It's not going to be cut out and studied, is it!?
Nima! Do you want to be so dedicated! You don't have to write this in a novel!
"!" Zong Yang took a sip, stuffed the shower to Gao Zixing, and turned around and walked out of the bathroom.
This kind of dehumanizing 18R footage is something that normal people wouldn't see! Don't follow suit!
Zong Yang changed his clothes and instructed Gao Zixing outside the bathroom door: "Can I ask you to do something normal?" You've washed it well, I'll go out and buy you sanitary napkins. ”
Although Zong Yang decided that this was Gao Zixing, who was a woman, came to the moon. But Gao Zixing has really been a man for 26 years before this! Experience being a woman or something, should it be so real and comprehensive!
So Zong Yang planned to invite the doctor from the community clinic to come over and give Gao Zixing a look.
"Okay, okay, I'm not going to die, you can buy some delicious food for me by the way!" The whitewashed man in the bathroom was in an inexplicably better mood, and he hummed a song while washing.
Zong Yang shook his head helplessly and went downstairs to the supermarket.
For a big man, buying sanitary napkins by himself is undoubtedly so humiliating that he can't be ashamed anymore.
That's why Zong Yang won't do such a shameful thing!
thought that Zong Yang's mother asked Zong Yang, who was in junior high school, to help him buy a pack of sanitary napkins, but Zong Yang said that he didn't go.
Are you better than my mother?
Zong Yang first asked the company for leave, and then he went directly to the community clinic with a small abacus, wanting to find a female doctor to visit him.
In this way, you can ask the female doctor to help you buy sanitary napkins on the road! Oops, what a wit!
can be counted, but I didn't count that the female doctor didn't go to the clinic at all!
Even if you look good, it's useless!
Zong Yang rubbed his neck, and said in his heart that he was really planted in the hands of Gao Zixing, a fool!
So Zong Yang could only go to a farther supermarket, which he didn't go to very often, to buy sanitary napkins for Gao Zixing, and then ask the doctor to visit him when he came back.
In order to hide his embarrassment, Zong Yang entered the supermarket with a cold face, and then walked around the supermarket, only to be a little collapsed by the aunt towel full of shelves.
Men go to buy sanitary napkins, just like girls go to buy a cover, it's a sin to take a second look! How dare you pick and choose!
"Handsome, what do you need?" The sharp-eyed female clerk came to talk, why did she say that she was sharp-eyed? Because Zong Yang stood on the collar and wore a hat, covering himself so tightly, she still found out that Zong Yang was a handsome man.
Zong Yang glanced at her with slanted eyes, then gritted his teeth, and said firmly: "I'll help my mother buy sanitary napkins, the amount is very large, please recommend a few." ”
The female clerk suddenly stopped for a few seconds, then squeezed out a professional smile and said, "What filial piety!" I thought you bought it for your girlfriend! ”
"Girlfriend?" Zong Yang sneered and whispered, "Who would find a pervert to be his girlfriend!" ”
"What?" The female clerk didn't hear clearly, so she asked casually, but Zong Yang didn't answer, but urged her to help pick out a few packs of sanitary napkins.
The female clerk felt that this handsome guy was very weird, so she didn't dare to talk nonsense, so she quickly helped him get a few packs of extended night clothes and took him to pay.
The supermarket thoughtfully helped him put the sanitary napkin in a black plastic bag, and Zong Yang took a big step to escape from here after paying.
"Welcome to the next time~"
How can it be! This supermarket will forever be stationed in Zongyang's blacklist and will be immortal!
Zong Yang took the doctor home, and on the way he called Gao Zixing and said in advance that a doctor was coming. Otherwise, he was really afraid that as soon as he opened the door, he would see Gao Zixing's naked house. Ben, there was blood everywhere, like a murder scene.
Even if he was notified in advance, Zong Yang still kept an eye on it. After he got home, he rushed into the bathroom first and found that the bathroom was still in a mess, but Gao Zixing was gone. So he rushed into Gao Zixing's bedroom again, and found that this desperate Saburo was kneeling on the chair in his pajamas and crackling on the keyboard codeword.
(Gao Zixing: I don't dare to sit down at all!) I had to kneel! )
"Hey, hey, I'm more ferocious now than my aunt, Quanyong, Quanyong, did you make it!"
Zong Yang unceremoniously looked at Gao Zixing's idiot. Han Face punched, and then dragged Gao Zixing, who was screaming and scolding, out of the bedroom and into the living room.
That heroic scene, the killing of pigs is nothing more than that.
The doctor's face was calm, which showed that the medical ethics were extremely high. (What about medical virtue?) )
Gao Zixing saw that there were still outsiders, and he immediately restrained a lot. This can be regarded as a bit of a brain, knowing that family ugliness should not be publicized.
The doctor opened the medical box, did a simple examination for Gao Zixing, and then asked about the situation.
In the end, they came to the conclusion that these little two are really capable of doing (doing death).
Of course, it was impossible for him to say what was in his heart, so he classified his condition as menstrual cramps, prescribed some medicine, and gave a few more instructions, ready to leave.
"Doctor, I'm really fine, right?" Gao Zixing pulled the doctor and didn't let him go.
Zong Yang stood aside, the size of 183, looked at the doctor of 165 condescendingly, and confirmed seriously: "His bleeding is really just menstruation, not a rupture of internal organs or something?" ”
The doctor finally couldn't calm down, and he replied angrily: "Young man, it's okay to watch less foreign films, watch too much, and your thinking is not normal." ”
After the two were damaged, they were much more normal, one cleaned up the mess normally, and the other went to paste the aunt's towel......
"Hey, is that how it was posted?" Gao Zixing tinkered for a long time, tore off the paper with adhesive tape, and then pasted the side with adhesive tape on the PP, and pressed it vigorously.
"How do I know?" Zong Yang washed his clothes by hand, there was no way, the washing machine was stirring up blood-stained sheets.
"Oh, you can help me take a look, aren't you well-informed! You even know that I'm a big aunt, but what else don't you know! Besides, if I posted the wrong thing, it wasn't you who washed the sheets! ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Zong Yang turned his head and glanced at it, frowned, and said, "Isn't there a description of use written in the manual?" ”
"There's no manual...... There is no manual! How did the girls get it? Self-taught? It's uncomfortable to stick to the hair like this! Gao Zixing picked up the bag of sanitary napkins, turned around and rushed to the bedroom: "How did they learn it?" A woman's talent? Or did you look it up on the Internet? I have to check, tsk, the manufacturer is too lax, how can there be no manual! I'm going to complain about them! ”
The washing machine was buzzing, and Zong Yang didn't hear what he was talking to himself.
He rubbed his clothes and answered Gao Zixing's previous question: "Because other girls have mothers, you, the "female monkey" who jumped out of the cracks in the stones, don't have a mother." ”
Of course, Zong Yang is complaining about "Gao Mei. Mei "doesn't have a mother, not Gao Zixing doesn't have a mother." But Gao Zixing's mother, who was far away, still sneezed.
Five minutes later-
"Oh! It turned out to be attached to the underwear! Hiss-ahhh~" There is a high son in the bedroom. The screams of the soul......
The farce finally came to an end, Zong Yang slumped on the sofa after eating, watching TV listlessly, he had lived in the past two days, it felt like a nightmare that he couldn't wake up, I really didn't know how many days he could carry this kind of day.
Gao Zixing stared at the screen with bright eyes, and his hands tapped quickly on the keyboard. These experiences are priceless! It's completely possible to adapt an invincible ultimate according to the eldest aunt, or some powerful opponent, in short...... A bit off track! When a woman really has to go out for a walk to experience more!
Let's go out for a spin tomorrow! Where to go......
Well...... It's better to hook up with a male netizen and go out to meet! Hahaha! I'm so smart!
Zong Yang didn't know what Gao Zixing had again, he only knew that Gao Zixing woke up with menstrual pain in the middle of the night and didn't know how to take medicine, he only knew that he came to torture him!
If you don't turn on the light, you'll squat in front of your bed like a female ghost, gently calling your name and pinching your face, which counts a few meanings!
The next time you go to bed, you absolutely have to lock the door! Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-Gao Zixing!
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