44. Adventures on a Snowy Night...... [I knew something bad was going to happen!] Author Dirt! 】

"What are you going to do?" Zong Yang refused without hesitation: "You can only add chaos if you go along." ”

"Hey, why do you say I'm going to make a mess?" Gao Zixing muttered dissatisfiedly, and went to the clothes to wear: "I'm worried about whether you understand!" You should be grateful for my concern! Not only do you not know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but you also don't understand the care and thoughtfulness of the beauties! ”

"Okay, show less of your idioms." Zong Yang put on his shoes and said, "I won't let you go, that's what is called pity and cherishing jade!" ”

"Oops, hey!" Gao Zixing immediately turned back into a gentleman after a disgusting snort, and said sternly while wearing his coat: "You really treat me as a woman?" You remember it for me, Lao Tzu is a man! You can't use the word pity and cherishing jade! ”

"It's hard to serve!" Sure enough, you can't talk to "big writers", especially this kind of nonsense and unreasonable guy!

The two of them, who were originally quite harmonious, went out unexpectedly angrily.

It's okay to talk in the corridor, but when he walked out of the door, Gao Zixing immediately shook like a sieve.

"It's so cold!" Gao Zixing couldn't speak clearly: "Damn, I feel like I'm freezing and I have a toothache!" ”

"Then shut up." Zong Yang looked at Gao Zixing, who was trembling as if he was having epilepsy, and suddenly thought of the plot in the TV series in his mind, should he be embraced here?

But Gao Zixing said don't treat him as a woman, that one man is hugged by another man, it should be quite disgusting, forget it.

After all, it was the middle of the night, and there was no one walking, so the falling snow piled up a thick layer, and when I stepped on it, the snow surface was level with the upper of the shoe, and it was really a heavy snowfall.

The two of them stepped on the snow and galloped, their feet were creaking, and their mouths were gurgling (I really don't know how to describe the sound of teeth chattering and bumping →_→), because they opened their mouths and froze their teeth, so the two of them didn't speak, and they moved towards the nearest m mark from the community one after the other.

After a long journey, the two of them turned out to be hot, so they braved the heat into the M Ji, and ate directly in the store after ordering, otherwise they were afraid that the things would be cold when they were brought back.

After eating and drinking, they walked back, and when they went out, the cold wind hit again, and the two of them shrank their necks and trotted home directly. However, Gao Zixing is full of food and energy, so this mouth can't be idle.

"Hey, do you remember when you were in high school, you once let the housekeeper chase him in the snow at night?"

"Ah, I remember." Zong Yang opened his mouth, and a ball of hot air exhaled, and his eyebrows immediately frosted.

"That was the most unsuccessful escape, and it is said that the girls knew about us later."

Gao Zixing's eyelashes are relatively long, so these eyelashes are frosted.

"It's good if you don't get caught."

At that time, he and Gao Zixing escaped to sleep to go to the Internet, and every time they climbed down from the second floor along the pipe outside the wall, they didn't want to hit the day when it snowed, Gao Zixing, a stupid man, slipped and fell.

There was a thick layer of snow on the ground, and it was okay to fall at all, but the two of them screamed.

The result is predictable.

The housekeeper came out with a flashlight to arrest people, and the two of them ran in the snow. The housekeeper is an old man, so naturally he can't catch up with these two rabbit cubs, so he goes back to check on the bed with a snort.

As a result, the two of them tirered all the boys who ran away from bed that day. But then I don't know how it got out, and those boys also came to find Gao Zixing's trouble, of course, with Zong Yang to escort him, Gao Zixing was able to get safe and sound until now.

I have to say, Zongyang is good!

The two chatted while walking, and suddenly Gao Zixing groaned and squatted down holding his stomach.

"What's wrong?" Zong Yang was just about to bend down to check, but Gao Zixing suddenly stood up.

Then cover your stomach with one hand and your ass with the other......

"This squat almost pulled out!" Gao Zixing pinched his legs and looked around, "It's over, my innocence is going to be ruined this night!" ”

"Can you say something I understand?" Zong Yang didn't know what to do, so he hurriedly turned in circles: "You can't pull here, right?" Can't you just hold on a bit? ”

"Hold on to the fart! I ate too much, plus a little inhalation, it may expire, and the yogurt also assisted! No, no, no, I'm going to pull my pants! Help me find a cover position! ”

Zong Yang hurriedly looked around, fortunately this place is remote, otherwise he wouldn't have run to eat m. It happened that there were some withered bushes nearby, so Zong Yang had to help Gao Zixing over.

"Did you bring paper?" Gao Zixing was just about to take off his pants, and Zong Yang suddenly remembered this big event!

"I was afraid of a runny nose and stuffed two napkins in my pocket, Emma, I'm so witty." Gao Zixing completely ignored the fact that he was a daughter, and without hesitation, he took off his pants and squatted down to "spray".

That's right, it's this verb that best expresses the state of the moment.

Zong Yang stood in front of him to cover up, although there was no one in the middle of the night, he was still terrified in his heart, and he was even more nervous than urinating in the open.

"! It's really bad to be a woman!! Gao Zixing suddenly scolded.

"What's wrong?"

"Alas, the structure of a woman's peeing is too unscientific, the weather is so cold, everything sticks to that, and it freezes in an instant, and it freezes your ass!"

Zong Yang sighed heavily, and didn't have any more thoughts about making stubble.

Suddenly! There is a light shining in the distance!

Zong Yang and Gao Zixing's hearts instantly rose to their throats, but the process of diarrhea was not delayed at all.

It turned out to be a patrolling police car passing by! Zong Yang hurriedly turned around and faced Gao Zixing. Believe it or not, I'm a big tree! He's just a lump of bushes! Don't pay attention to us! Hurry up and go, drive away!

But there is a saying that heaven does not fulfill people's wishes!

How could the policemen in the police car not see these two big people, a black down jacket and a red down jacket, how conspicuous and conspicuous this is in the heavy snow!

Due to the angle problem, the police only saw one standing and one squatting, both motionless. The well-meaning policeman immediately sensed that something was wrong, maybe something had happened to these two people.

So they parked the car on the side of the road, and the policeman sitting in the passenger seat hurriedly got out of the car and came over with a flashlight.

it!

Nima!

"What's wrong with you! Need help! ”

Zong Yang hurriedly turned around and waved his hand at the police: "No, no!" We're fine! It's okay, it's okay! Don't come here!! ”

Gao Zixing also shouted: "Don't come here!" ”

When the police heard this, they immediately became nervous, and they also shouted: "What the hell is going on with you!!" ”

"Don't come here!"

"We're fine!"

"You! Don't move your hands when you put them up! After saying this, the atmosphere was instantly wrong!

The police pointed to Zong Yang, who was super speechless, but had no choice but to raise his hand. The policeman asked Gao Zixing again: "The one who is squatting, did he take you-"

At this moment, the police have come close enough, and the light of the flashlight is enough to illuminate Gao Zixing's behavior......

Police: "......"

Zong Yang: "......"

"I'm a woman now, can I trouble you to turn off the flashlight?"

The most embarrassed person is saying the most calm words at the moment.

"Oh, I'm sorry." The police hurriedly turned off the flashlight, then lit a cigarette with great wolf, turned around and walked back. After walking a few steps, he stopped, but he didn't turn around, but just asked, "No matter what you are doing to defecate everywhere, but it's not good to do this, how disgusting it will be for others to see tomorrow morning." ”

“…… I'm sorry, we can't help it, and suddenly she's going to have diarrhea. At this moment, Zong Yang wanted to crash into the snow and die.

At this time, another policeman came out of the car, and when this policeman and Zong Yang saw this, they hurriedly waved their hands: "Don't come here!" ”

“？！” In addition, this policeman really stood there and didn't dare to move. "What's wrong, Lao Zhang!"

"Uh...... There's a woman in hand. I heard that it is still diarrhea......"

Zong Yang: "......"

Another policeman: "...... So, then she needs toilet paper? ”

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