Chapter 56: Please make me a princess of Taiping
56. Please strangle me as a princess of peace! [Women's clothes are not only ...... in your house]
Gao Zixing's mother went directly to their house, not wanting to ring the doorbell a few times and find that there was no one in the house.
She was helpless, and she didn't want to abandon her surprise, so she could only call Zong Yang.
"Hey, Auntie?"
"Zongyang~ I haven't seen you for a long time!"
Zong Yang was stunned for a moment, took down his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, it was Gao Zixing's mother, how could there be such an opening statement?
"Zong Yang, I sue you for something, you have to help me keep it secret, you must not sue Gao Zixing!"
Gao Zixing? Even said the full name? So solemn!
"Okay, Auntie, you say."
"Actually, I'm at the door of your house, I rang the doorbell and no one opened the door, where did Zi Xing go?"
Zong Yang's mind went blank for a moment when he heard this!!
"Hello?"
"Uh, Auntie, where did you say you were?"
"In front of your house, haha, do you feel pleasantly surprised!"
Listening to the other party's hearty laughter, Zong Yang was already scared to pee, okay!
"Ah, auntie, don't worry, I'll give Gao Zixing a call!"
"Don't tell him I'm back, I want to surprise him!"
"Well, I understand, I'll tell him to hurry home and say that there is an urgent ......"
"Zong Yang, you are really the most intimate! Let's call him~ I'm hanging! β
Gao Zixing's mother happily hung up the phone, and Zong Yang hurriedly called Gao Zixing!
The first time I called, no one answered, so I wouldn't still be sleeping at home! I'd rather he'd hang out outside!
The second time I played, someone finally picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Gao Zi, fortunately, you're finished! Your mom is back! Zong Yang yelled anxiously, and the staff in the cubicle outside his office all looked in when they heard the sound. Zong Yang hurriedly shut up, then got up and locked the office door.
"Huh? Is it Brother Zong? β
Zong Yang was stunned, it was not Gao Zixing!
The one who answered the phone was Mu Le, who was shopping with Gao Zixing, Mu Le was looking for him to play today, and his dead house would only go out in the morning, what a coincidence, right?
The reason why Mu Le didn't directly find out that it was Zong Yang's call was because the name of Gao Zixing's second-hand storage number was: Wang's man!
Mu Le explained the situation, now that the two are shopping, Gao Zixing went in to try on clothes, so he answered the phone.
Trying on clothes? In eight days, you will become a man again, and you will try on woolen women's clothes!
Zong Yang's anger was even greater, and Mu Le hurriedly stuffed his mobile phone to Gao Zixing in the fitting room.
In fact, Gao Zixing also knew that he wouldn't be able to wear women's clothes for a few days, so he didn't plan to buy them, and was ready to try them on more. He doesn't have a dressophile, but he thinks it helps with collecting material.
In the future, I will still rely on writing novels to eat! Especially in this pit that is open now, it is necessary to try on women's clothing!
Gao Zixing answered the phone, and heard Zong Yang say that his mother was waiting at the door of the house, and he was so frightened that he almost threw away his mobile phone!
"What should I do? Or I'll go out and hide for a few days! Let's just go on a trip! β
"You don't know your mother's personality yet? Even if you chase to the ends of the earth, this surprise will be brought to you! β
Gao Zixing is stupid, he is indeed this kind of person.
"That's it," Zong Yang quickly calmed down and arranged: "You go and cut your hair, then buy some cloth and other things to wrap your chest, and then buy a set of fat men's clothes to wear, and go home after dressing up." β
"This ...... Is this okay? Gao Zixing stared at the female body in the endoscope of the fitting room, and he wanted to cry without tears!
"Then what do you say! Don't grind! I'll go home and open the door to your mom first, and I'll say you're going shopping with your friends and you'll be back in a while. You remember, she won't let me tell you that she's back, so you have to pretend to be surprised when you go back, you know! β
Zong Yang said quickly and urgently, and his tone was as if he was explaining things to his subordinates, and he couldn't resist at all.
Gao Zixing could only nod and comply, after all, he couldn't think of a better way!
Last time, I jokingly said that I was going to pretend to be a woman to meet Zongyang's mother, but I didn't expect to be a man to meet my own mother now!
Creation makes people!
Gao Zixing hurriedly dragged Mu Le to the hairdressing shop, why did he pull Mu Le? Because he was so dizzy that he forgot that he was going to let go of others!
"Sister, why do you want to cut it into a boy's hairstyle? It's a shame to have such good long hair. β
Gao Zixing looked at the strands of long black hair that fell to the ground one by one, and he also felt a little distressed.
"Call brother!"
ββ¦β¦ Well, brother, why did you cut your hair? β
"Because I'm 'brother'!"
After Gao Zixing cut his hair short, he looked very neat and neat, and his whole body was full of a smart atmosphere.
But!
"Why do I still look like a woman?" Gao Zixing stared at the new hairstyle a little dissatisfied: "Is it that Korean-style men's hair is too sissy?" β
"Because you're a woman...... Ahem, well, presumably a problem with clothes? β
Right! Clothes! Now the clothes are more feminine! No way! I want to change the set of masters!
"Mu Le, do you know where to sell breast ties?"
"Bundle...... Chest? Mu Le tilted his head, looking ignorant and innocent.
"Bai asked! Forget it, let's go to the place that sells lingerie! β
The two ran to the underwear store, and the clerk said that he was puzzled! It's all about how to make boobs bigger! How can a woman think about flattening her breasts!
And with the size of your breasts, you can't even stiffen it!
However, Gao Zixing still found the chest bundle after some twists and turns! The usable situation is really as expected by the underwear store clerk, and it can't restrain Cheng DΓΉ that Gao Zixing wants.
That kind of strangulation, Gao Zixing doesn't have to breathe.
But it's better to strangle a little than not to strangle!
Dead horses as live horse doctors!
In the end, Gao Zixing bought a loose sweatshirt and a pair of men's jeans under Mu Le's staff, which is more in line with Gao Zixing's usual dressing style.
Gao Zixing, who is dressed up like this, is a little closer to before, but unfortunately, he looks very neutral at best, between handsome and tender......
You know, his bones have also changed, and this woman's skeleton is always very different from that of a man......
Gao Zixing finally released Mu Le on the way home.
He was very uneasy about his dress, so he called Zong Yang and wanted to ask what he would do if he was found to be his daughter.
Unexpectedly, Zong Yang answered the phone and opened his mouth first, and said to Gao Zixing with great difficulty: "Your mother has already entered the house, and I will also return to the company...... But I forgot about the woman's clothes in your house......"
"it!!" Gao Zixing's exclamation made the driver look at him a few more times.
"Think about how to explain that pile of women's clothes to your mother."
"Zongyang ......" Gao Zixing collapsed and said: "Not only clothes, but also sanitary napkins, erotic underwear and other terrible things!" β
ββ¦β¦ You have a girlfriend, is it hard for your mother to accept it? β
"It's not hard to accept...... But she's going to make sure I'm going to call my girlfriend in for her to see...... Where do I get it? Are you here to pretend to be a woman? β
Zong Yang: "......"
Gao Zixing: "......"
Zong Yang sighed, broke the deadlock, and said helplessly: "Otherwise, ...... Hire one. β
The author has something to say: Thank you for the thunder of Ziye Weiyang! (βοΏ£3οΏ£)β
Yesterday I just said that it was almost 1314 collection, but it turned out that it dropped several ...... today.
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