Chapter 32: A boulder in the chest
After breakfast, the people in the square began to show signs of getting a little bigger. Wenzhou Road is idle and bored, and wants to wander around. So he asked Lei Hu, who talked a lot, to stay and watch things, and he and Lu Renjia wandered around the square.
Lu Renjia couldn't hold back something in his heart, so he said his guess: "Brother Dao, are we here to perform?" ”
"You see that?" Wen Chau Dao looked left and right between the stalls and replied casually.
"A boulder in your chest?" Lu Renjia said again
"Hmm." Wen Zhoudao looked very proud: "Isn't it amazing?" ”
"Why?"
"What, why?" Wen Zhoudao asked inexplicably.
"Why do you want to be a performer?" Lu Renjia gestured with his hand: "You don't lack money to spend, is it just for fun?" ”
"Of course, it's not just about playing, the main goal is to sell things."
"Sell something?" Lu Renjia couldn't combine selling things with breaking boulders in his chest at all.
But I heard Wen Zhou Dao muttering: "Those Heavenly Machine Daoists talk about cooperation, but the things they provide every day are limited. He also said that it could not be promoted in the whole city, and could only be sold in the south and west of the city, and the father thought that they had other plans, so he ...... Hey, you don't understand it. Anyway, this is something my dad gave me, don't ask so much. ”
If it was someone else, it would definitely not understand, but Lu Renjia could understand it a little. Scorpion Louzi took out the improved talisman to cooperate with the Wen family, but his purpose was only to use the Wen family's hand to deal with the Tang family, so he was only willing to let him promote it in the south and west of the city. Therefore, Wen Zhengqing's intention to cooperate was not so strong, so he handed over the matter to his son.
As for Wen Zhoudao's idea, he still didn't understand. Does he want to do street promotions?
Wen Zhoudao didn't explain much, but only said that he would know when the time came.
After more than an hour, the square was crowded with people, some of whom came to Tianqingguan to pray for blessings and worship God, and some who came to the square to play. At first, Taoist believers attracted vendors to set up stalls, and then more stalls led to more popularity.
Wenzhou Road, who was sleeping in the car, heard the noise of people outside, rubbing his sleepy eyes and looking out of the car window. When he saw the crowd surging outside the window, he excitedly woke up Lu Renjia and the others: "Ah Hu Ajia, get up and work!" ”
Lu Renjia didn't sleep well last night, and finally made up for it, but he didn't sleep long and was woken up again, not to mention how bad his mood was. He reluctantly got out of the car and lazily leaned against the side of the car yawning.
After getting out of the car, Wen Zhoudao beckoned the two to him and said, "Later, we will perform a chest crushing boulder to attract everyone, and then you will look at my eyes." ”
Lei Hu didn't know about this, he asked in a daze, "Didn't you come to see the excitement?" ”
Wen Zhoudao was angry when he saw his stunned look: "If there are more people, it will be lively, let you see enough at such a close position!" Hurry up and shout a few times to pull people over. ”
"Shout? How? Lei Hu asked Wen Zhoudao with big eyes and small eyes. One is a pampered young master, and the other is a Taoist priest who is obsessed with cultivation, and no one will shout to solicit guests.
"I'll do it." Lu Renjia volunteered to say that it was not that he had experience in setting up stalls, but that he wanted to avoid breaking a boulder in his chest. Wenzhou Dao will definitely not go to the chest to break the boulder, then the only ones left are Lu Renjia and Lei Hu. Now that Lu Renjia is going to shout, then the only one who wants to break the boulder on his chest is Lei Hu.
Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run? With a small abacus in his heart, Lu Renjia shouted loudly: "Take a look, you can't buy a piece of ...... that suffers, cough cough, don't miss it when you pass by, the real chest broken boulder, not to fool people with plaster!" ”
Although there is no small speaker, Lu Renjia is a Taoist priest with an eighth stage of quenching, and he shouted with full of anger, covering the loud speaker of the clothes seller next door.
"A big stone in the chest? I don't know if the chrysanthemum will open the cap. Many people gathered around when they heard the voice, and now these ancient acrobatics are rare, and most of the performers are performing magic tricks, and there are fewer hard skills such as breaking boulders in the chest.
Seeing the effect, Wen Zhoudao happily praised: "Well done Aja, go back and give you a salary increase!" ”
Lei Hu on the side looked at Lu Renjia enviously, he had the heart to learn from Lu Renjia and shouted a few words, but when he looked at his clothes, he was immediately deflated again.
A crowd of people surrounded the truck.
Many people waited impatiently and urged: "Boss, everyone is here, don't start yet." ”
Wen Zhoudao gestured to Lu Renjia with his eyes, and the latter hurriedly said: "This is the beginning, we have invited our performer Brother Dao, and Ah Hu!" After speaking, he took the lead and applauded.
The audience applauded.
Wen Zhoudao was not stage frightened, and took the lead in bowing to everyone.
"Shh~!" At this time, the crowd suddenly cheered. It turned out that Lei Hu was stared at by many eyes, and he was even more uncomfortable, holding his chest motionless.
Wen Zhoudao glared at him and said in ventriloquism: "Take off your clothes!" ”
Lei Hu looked at Wen Zhoudao in surprise, he didn't expect him to say this: "Young master, there are still many women." ”
Wen Zhoudao was too lazy to speak, and ripped off his clothes vigorously, revealing a strong body of tendon meat.
"Yikes." The little girl in the crowd covered her eyes and screamed shyly, and when she was done, she secretly looked through her fingers. Some mature women who are a little older are not so pretentious, and they are all looking at welfare with joy.
The girl who came with her boyfriend would pinch her boyfriend's fluffy waist and complain: "Look at other people's muscles, and then look at yours." Go back and give me a good muscle! ”
Hearing everyone's encouragement, Lei Hu's attitude took a 180-degree turn, and he actually did a few bodybuilding movements coquettishly, and got more responses.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the room was very good, Wen Zhoudao hurriedly and secretly ordered: "Ah Hu, go get a thin piece of marble down." He himself took the sledgehammer out of the car.
Lei Hu stopped showing off and took a small piece of marble from the car with one hand.
When the onlookers saw Lei Hu pick up the marble so easily, they all doubted: "This marble looks very light, it can't be fake, right?" ”
An elusive smile appeared on Lu Renjia's face, and he asked Lei Hu to put the marble on the ground and said, "Okay, some friends suspect that we are using fake stones. Now, I put the marble on the ground, and those who don't believe can come and get it and see if the stone is real or fake. ”
As soon as the words fell, a man with glasses who looked like a student stepped forward: "Can I try it?" ”
"Absolutely."
The eyed man blew on his palm, rubbed his hands, and bent down to move the marble.
"Wait a minute." Lu Renjia suddenly opened his mouth to stop.
"What? Afraid of being exposed by me? The man in glasses sneered.
The onlookers also looked at Lu Renjia suspiciously.