"Son, if you go to play the Rome derby today, you will meet the Roma team again, you must not do anything to anger people!"

"Son, the year has passed, you are twenty years old, don't be so frizzy? Be a little mature, do things, think a little about the consequences, understand? ”

"Son, just listen to your coach, play football obediently, don't always worry about other things, and your Facebook and Twitter accounts are also missing."

"I said son......"

On 16 February, Italy Roma will face their second derby of the season.

For fans who support both teams, it's a day even crazier than Black Friday.

On this day, people can be seen wearing Roma or Lazio jerseys all over Rome.

There are many taxi drivers who have taken a position in this battle because they are unable to go to the stadium or watch the game with many people who are on the same side as them, so they choose to turn on the radio where they can listen to the commentary of the game, and put a small Roma or Lazio flag on the rearview mirror outside the car.

And at noon on this day, Long and Short Legs ran back and forth in his bedroom and living room a few times, and finally packed himself and his backpack! Then the long and short legs, who had always been so hot, finally had a rebellious psychological frenzy when his father was about to recite the third sentence, and the long and short legs hummed and said:

"Dad, we and Roma are mortal rivals, or rivals in the same city! What do I want them to like? Speaking of which, the long and short legs couldn't help but educate their father: "Dad, your family as a Lazio player is too roleless." It's so unprofessional! We should ...... our rival team"

The long and short legs were just about to start his tirade, and he was slapped on the head by his own father.

Lei Dad: "You know the ball, right?" Is there anyone other than you who knows how to make yourself like this? Shut up!! ”

Long and short legs: "............"

Because he was worried that something would happen on this special Saturday that no one wanted to see, Pablo, the coach who was worried that Lei Yi was still riding a bicycle as usual, specially appointed the vice captain of the team, Carvalle, who was strong and muscular almost as hard as a brick, to drive to Lei Yi's house to pick him up, and at this time the Colombian had also arrived, and sent a message to the house of Long and Short Legs to tell him that the other party had arrived.

The local TV station in Rome has already started a preview of the game, apparently intending to keep the excitement going all day for this derby match.

"In the past, in a crucial battle, we would focus on the leading strikers of both teams. We'll start predicting before the game that the team's main scorer will have a better performance and score more goals in this game! But that's not the case with today's Rome derby. As far as I feel about the derby atmosphere, more people are actually focusing on the possible confrontation between Garrincha and Skotic.

"We're all familiar with Garrincha, who came to Lazio last summer and just made his debut to show his unrivalled on-field charisma. I've watched him a lot, but every time I see him, I still feel the wonder of the Creator. He was like a dream, perfectly replicating on the pitch the miracle that the magic of dribbling brought to football a century ago!

"Now, more than 70 years have passed since the era of Garrincha, the Brazilian who is the devil of dribbling, and in those 70 years, countless players with super talent and delicate foot skills have challenged Garrincha's footwork. Most people only need to make one or two moves in the game enough to keep the fans talking!

"When I saw Lazio's Garrincha perfectly replicating Garrincha's dribbling style on the pitch and using it as his personal signature, I began to wonder if that fantastic dribbling style was destined to be learned only by those who had a six-centimeter difference in the length of their left and right legs!"

The host in charge of the preview of the event at this TV station was obviously talking, and even he himself was eager to try it. The host who was with him in charge of the preview of the event at this time was much calmer and more humorous. In response to his colleague's comments, he said:

"You say that Garrincha footwork is destined to be learned only by those who have a six-centimeter difference in the length of their left and right legs, and I agree with that. But I also have to say that Garrincha's ability to get into trouble is almost as good as his footwork. ”

As soon as this grim joke came out, the host, who seemed to be looking forward to the game, began to slap the table and laugh. Then the humorous colleague who had his hair combed back showed a little smile and continued:

'But his strong personal style on the pitch and his ability to cause problems off the pitch make him a very strong player. He is on the verge of becoming a household name in all of Rome, and those who watch him know him because of his wonderful performances on the pitch, and those who don't know him because of the troubles he has caused him. Garrincha has now become Lazio's 'star player' in every sense of the word. ”

So the host, who seemed to be very interested before, slapped the table and laughed again, and then the laughter stopped abruptly, and the face that was still smiling became expressionless, and he asked in a mysterious way:

"Tell me, when did you become a Roma fan."

Obviously, fans who regard Lazio as their home team simply can't stand the constant scoring brought by long and short legs, which fans like artifact!

[Lei Yi Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Weibo: Two more goals today! ] 】

[Thunder Wings Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Weibo: Only scored one goal today......]

[Thunder Wing Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Weibo: hat trick!! 】

[Thunder Wing Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Weibo: Hahaha two passes and one shot! ] 】

[Thunder Wings Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Weibo: There is only one assist ...... today]

Lazio fans: We all forgive you for what you did!!

That's just the way it is...... For a young and childlike player like Long and Short Legs, the home team's fans' anger towards him will always come and go quickly. As long as he can make the fans feel the love for this club and can always help the team win, there will be no hurdles for the fans. What's more, in addition to often causing some trouble that makes people want to beat him up, he really doesn't have any problems with many problem players, and he doesn't skip training, he knows at a young age that he wants to train, train, train! Fight! Fight! The coach insisted on not starting and he had to cry before the game, he really could! He really doesn't need to rest!!

Not to mention the rumors that the outside world only loves football and does not love the long and short legs of the hot girls, and there is also the name of "the first innocent winger in history......

As long as you are familiar with his painting style, it is easy for you to rush in with a shovel and walk out "hahahahahahaha".

But the Roma fans are not so easy to reveal, you know...... They were originally rivals.

The Blue Eagles wore their own team's scarf and slipped into their most anticipated new signings' meet-and-greets! And leave safely without knowing it! In the end, their official merch was thrown into the trash when he ran out!!

This is red. Naked contempt! It's a humiliation to their club!

It is precisely because of this that the Roma team, which shares the same home stadium with Lazio and can't distinguish between home and away at all during the derby in the same city, has been preparing for this game for a long time. A giant team flag, an extra-long banner with "forzaroma" written on it are a must, and a poster with words of encouragement for your players is also a must. In addition, the die-hard Roma fans gathered in the south stand of the Olympic Stadium in Rome have been preparing and practicing for this game for a long time, and they already have the ability to raise the piece of paper in everyone's hand at any time and spell out "Come on Rome!" in the south stand of the Olympic Stadium in Rome. "Quickly became" Garrincha, where did your Roman scarf go?" "Thumbs up skills!

I believe that the "surprise" that die-hard fans of the Roma team will send in this derby will definitely make the long and short legs not forget for a whole year......

The Red Wolves are expecting their winter signings to be able to intercept all the attacks from Garrincha perfectly in this game, and the winter signings they are expecting, talking about, and praising are doing something related to Garrincha at the moment.

Do you know why the fans are so fond of the confrontation between Long and Short Legs and Scottic as the focus of this game? In addition to the fact that Scottic is likely to be the best defender of the Roma team in the past decade, it is also because fans found out that Scottic opened his social network account early in the morning to follow Garrincha openly!

But fans only know that Scottic's Facebook, Twitter and Instagram have fully followed the Blue Eagles' wings, but they don't know that at this moment, Skotic, who has arrived in the visiting team's dressing room, is now swiping long and short legs on Twitter!!

When Roma captain Christian ripped off the tie of his suit and unbuttoned his shirt, and turned his head to find his team's newly recruited defender looking at the Twitter page with a picture of Little Leiy on the screen with extremely sharp eyes, Mr. Totti Jr., who was known as the Roma Little Wolf at the time of his debut, was almost crazy.

"Can you not do this? I'm scared of you! Garrincha, he's just a little winger! You're a serious central defender and what a bar! ”

Scottic did not answer the words of the captain of the team he played, but just put the phone back with an indifferent face, unbuttoned a few unbuttons on his shirt, and took off his shirt, revealing his chest with strong muscles and particularly beautiful lines and powerful abdominal muscles.

Knowing very well that the defender, who had been in the football academy in the Netherlands for many years, absolutely understood his own Italian, Christian saw that the other party did not answer him at all, nor was he angry, but just stared at this person very vigilantly and said:

"Although the Roma derby will be looser and you have only received one yellow card since coming to Serie A, I still have to remind you. Be careful when you play later, but don't get a red card. ”

Skotic still didn't answer, but just as Christian thought the defender wouldn't answer him, and turned to continue changing, Skotic's voice in Italian came from behind him:

"I'm not going to let him slip through."

The author has something to say: you really don't get me wrong. The biting defender on the wings is really just the kind of very pure attention between opponents!

And about these two people, I've already thought of a series of plots that can make people laugh and cry. And what can be revealed is that several of these series of plots are dominated by long and short legs that will cause trouble!

Hahahaha How about the watching posture of Roma fans!! It's a shame when Little Wings dribbles the ball in the direction of the South Stand! So the shame on the pitch is √