Lin Fan looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and took a few deep breaths before finally calming down the urge to jump.

Damn, what a fucking world this is! Since Lin Fan came to this world, he has sighed like this more than once.

Looking at the gray sky, how has this world been ravaged by human beings, and then look at the cars driving on the road, the planes whistling in the sky, damn, what is the emission behind them?

vomit

Lin Fan wanted to vomit.

But these are not the reasons why Lin Fan wants to die, the main thing is who can tell him where the heaven and earth aura of this world has gone? Feed the dogs?

"Wang, Wang!"

It seemed that he heard Lin Fan's heart, and a snow-white puppy suddenly ran on the roof, and as soon as the dog arrived at the roof, he barked at Lin Fan, which made Lin Fan even more angry.

"You still have a face, if it weren't for you, would we be able to come to this hellish place?" Thinking of the reason for coming to Earth, Lin Fan had the urge to kick the dog off the roof.

Lin Fan was originally an ascetic monk in the Tongxian Continent, he had been in retreat for many years, and finally reached the Jindan period, he wanted to come out to celebrate, but he didn't expect to meet the strange thing of three monks chasing a dog just out of the cave, and then look at the three monks, heh, a sword emperor, a sword emperor, and a gun demon, all of them have reached the peak of the people. This made Lin Fan overflow with sympathy, and muttered straight in his mouth: He is about to become an immortal character, and he is chasing a dog, so he is not ashamed.

But then he didn't think so, because the dog was running and suddenly turned around and ran in his direction, which made Lin Fan really startled, he didn't dare to stand in the way of the Sword Emperor and the Sword Emperor, the three of them could turn him into scum by blowing casually, so Lin Fan turned around and ran.

But Lin Fan hadn't run a few steps before a voice came from beside him.

"Hey, bro, what are you running?"

Lin Fan turned his head to look, Nima, it was that dog! There are many animals that can speak human words in the Tongxian Continent, so Lin Fan didn't feel strange about a dog talking, but what the dog said still made him have a black line on his face.

What do you say I run? If you don't run to me, will I run? However, these words were obviously not the time to say at this time, Lin Fan hurriedly changed directions and continued to run.

But it wasn't long before the familiar voice sounded behind him again.

"Hey, man, did you see those three stupid people behind me? I've been slipping away for three days! ”

Nima, Nima, can you not say that running away is so lofty, although you are a dog, but please have a good face, Lin Fan was speechless for a while.

But thinking of the three guys behind him, Lin Fan was shocked, what the stupid dog just said, with the ability of those three guys, he must be able to hear it, Lin Fan hurriedly looked back, but he only saw three lights and shadows coming towards him, obviously the angry blow of the Sword Emperor Sword Emperor Gun Demon, and then Lin Fan came to this world where he scolded his mother all day long, and possessed a child who was also named Lin Fan, and that dog, I don't know why he also came to this world, and it was the body.

"Blame me for coming to this world?" The puppy obviously didn't care about Lin Fan's anger, came to Lin Fan's feet, found a comfortable position, and lay down.

"Don't sell me cute, don't you blame me?" Lin Fan kicked the dog away and pointed at the puppy and yelled.

"Didn't I compensate you?" The puppy came to Lin Fan's feet again, still in that position, and continued to lie down.

It's okay not to mention compensation, but when it comes to compensation, Lin Fan's fire is even bigger, he kicked the dog away again, pointed to a small tower with a big thumb hanging on his chest and shouted: "You tell me what is the use of this compensation, can you eat it?" Can you drink it? At that time, they also told me that this is a seven-trick exquisite tower, but it can be big or small, long or short, if I don't recognize the Lord, I really believe it. ”

"Didn't I tell you, as long as you can reach the first stage of Qi training, you will be able to recognize the Lord and succeed." The puppy seemed to have a little weak heart, and his voice became quieter and quieter.

"Come, come, come, tell me that there is no trace of aura here, what can I use to reach the first phase of qi training? Take car exhaust? "Lin Fan's fire is getting bigger and bigger.

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, or you beat me up and get angry." The puppy finally got impatient, and simply stretched out his head, looking generous and righteous.

"Do you think I don't dare, I ......, Lin Fan stretched out his hand to fight, but his hand was stretched out in the air for a long time, and he didn't shoot it, not that he was reluctant, but he didn't dare, because he couldn't beat this dog, although it sounded a little hurtful, but Lin Fan had to admit it.

In this way, Lin Fan was embarrassed for a long time, but it was the dog who took the lead to break the embarrassment.

"By the way, when I came up, your father called you home for dinner."

"Nima, why didn't you say it earlier?" Lin Fan wailed, didn't care about being angry with the puppy, and ran downstairs.

If you want to say who Lin Fan is afraid of in the world, it is not the stupid dog next to him, nor the Sword Emperor and Sword Emperor, but his father who is fully 200 kilograms after his rebirth, he has not forgotten that when he was just reborn, because he talked back to his father and was slapped by his father to slap out two front teeth, so he also gave his father a loud nickname 'Polar Bear Paw'.

Lin Fan's family lives on the third floor, and when Lin Fan ran to the third floor, he happened to meet his father Lin Hai who was waiting at the door. Because it was summer, Lin Hai was too obese, even if he didn't move, he was already sweating, and seeing Lin Fan come back, Lin Hai's frowning brows finally relaxed.

"Dad, why are you standing outside in the summer, hurry up and go inside to cool off." Lin Fan trotted to Lin Hai's side, supported Lin Hai with his hand, and made a dutiful appearance, but his eyes were already attracted by the food on the table, Lin Fan's only satisfaction with this world is food, especially the food made by his father in this life......

Lin Hai was angry and pushed Lin Fan away and said, "You are not old yet, so you don't need your help." ”

When he heard this, he didn't let him help, which was exactly what Lin Fan wanted, and he ran to the table with a cheer.

"This stinky boy." Lin Hai shook his head a little helplessly.

Looking at the dog again, I don't know when he was already sitting at the table. In Lin Fan's house, Lin Fan and his father depend on each other, for the sudden increase in the dog, Lin Fan's father also likes it very much, completely regards this dog as a member of the family, and gives the dog a name Xiaobai, and even sometimes Xiaobai's treatment is more than Lin Fan, which makes Lin Fan's opinion of Xiaobai greater.

"By the way, you're going to start school tomorrow, so you'd better prepare this afternoon." At the dining table, Lin Hai suddenly said to Lin Fan, who was gobbling up.

"Vomit...... cough cough cough ...... Above...... School? Lin Fan was almost choked to death by Lin Hai's words, so he quickly poured a few mouthfuls of water and asked, "What grade?" ”

Lin Hai had no doubts about Lin Fan's reaction, because children were afraid of going to school, but Lin Fan's question later made him have a little doubt: "Second grade, don't you know?" ”

"II...... Second grade. Lin Fan wailed, feeling that the whole world was dark, when he was just reborn in this world, Lin Fan had read a lot of books in order to understand this world, so he knew what to learn in the second grade, it was nothing more than some addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, which made him an old immortal with an actual age of more than a hundred years How could he stand it, which was more uncomfortable than killing him, so he wanted to ask Lin Hai if he could not go, but when he saw Lin Hai's outstretched palm, he decisively swallowed this sentence back.

Now Lin Fan regrets a little that he didn't jump off the roof of the building.