"Why hasn't Yan Yifan come back yet? Didn't you say that there was going to be a meeting tonight? ”

He Shuquan complained, "If you want me to say, we should remove him from the dormitory, this guy knows all day long that he hooks up with a girl outside, is he worthy of our brothers who are clear and jade-clean, and guarded like jade?" ”

He Shuquan is an otaku, ordinary appearance, the long single life made him deeply aware of the coldness and cruelty of this world, he once said to himself negatively, my body and my heart, I never need others to warm, so he put on autumn pants early, and he can still snap with static electricity before going to bed every day.

"That guy, as soon as there is a person of the opposite sex, there is no humanity."

Zhang Tianbo also criticized, "I guess the one he posted tonight said that there is a ** who wants to use the identity of GAY to make a girl again!" ”

"Again?"

Hu Yue was taken aback, "Brother Bo, that guy has played like this before?" ”

"yes!"

Zhang Tianbo said angrily, "Last time, he got a girl, and after a few days, he felt that it was inappropriate and wanted to dump him, so he asked me for help." ”

"Then I did what he said, found an opportunity to rush to the two of them violently, and said to that girl that you dare to rob my boyfriend, I'm not done with you."

"At that time, the girl was stunned, and she broke up with Yan Yifan without thinking about it."

Is this TMD okay too?

Hu Yue learned another trick, the breakup skill GET, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Yan Yifan is a pit, but he is really talented and routine in terms of sisters, and he still has to learn more from him in the future.

Just thinking about it, Yan Yifan ran into the dormitory in a hurry, "Brothers, I'm back!" ”

"Oh,, Hu Yue, put the guy down, we have something to say!"

"What else is there to say!"

Hu Yue took the toilet brush, the ultimate killer weapon in the dormitory, and sneered, "I won't say anything about my confession, didn't I say that I can't even do it to my roommates, do you still have the face to come back?" ”

"Calm down, calm down, that's just a misunderstanding!"

Yan Yifan hurriedly defended, "Look, in fact, I have to atone for my sins!" ”

As he spoke, Yan Yifan took out two movie tickets from his pocket.

"Movie tickets? What is this for? ”

"Hu Yue, I thought about it carefully and felt that your confession tonight was wrong."

Yan Yifan said bitterly, "According to what you said, I think your sister should be a subtle, introverted and shy type, if you confess to her in public, it will be self-defeating, and if it really means something, it will make you confused." ”

"So, I think you should invite her to the movies, in that dim and romantic environment, confess to her softly and naturally, so that the chances of success will be a little higher."

"You seem to have some truth in what you say."

Hu Yue thought about Chu Xue's temperament and nodded, "Didn't you specifically ask me to make a big scene?" ”

"This... Mainly because I haven't confessed for too long, I miss the feeling of being watched, and I subconsciously feel that I should do that, and I'm really sorry! ”

"Fuck, you slut!"

Hu Yue couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed down and pressed this guy to be a fat beating.

…………

"Alright, alright, it's all quiet, and the talk begins."

At about twelve o'clock in the evening, Zhang Tianbo, the head of the dormitory, began to control the scene, "What about today's talk, it is still the same cliché question, on the biology, diversity and marketability of women, please speak freely." ”

“……”

It's also an old fritter in the third year, and since college, there have been eight times when there have been ten such talks, so everyone's speech is not very high.

"I think it's boring to keep saying that this question is boring, so it's better to change the topic and talk about life and ideals."

Yan Yifan suddenly said, "For example, we are both juniors and will graduate soon, have you considered your future plans?" Hu Yue, you talk about it first. ”

"I, if I work, I hope to enter the bank, of course it is better to enter the investment bank, I haven't thought too much about the rest."

"I may have to go back to my hometown to do official business." He Shuquan Dao.

"We are a major, what else is there to think about."

Zhang Tianbo said, "Banks don't go to securities, securities can't go to insurance, as long as you open your face, you can always eat." ”

Hu Yue's major is finance, which sounds very high, but in fact, it is the same thing, the employment pressure is relatively small, but there is nothing to pick, and whether it is banking or insurance, the work pressure is very high.

"Yan Yifan, what about yourself?"

"I... I'm going to start a business. Yan Yifan's words were amazing.

"Oops, start a business! What do you do? ”

Hu Yue was taken aback, "Yan Yifan, I can't see it, you are still a rich second generation, you hide it deep enough!" ”

"I didn't plan to ask my family for money, but I wanted to start my own business."

Yan Yifan said seriously, "I will first do some entrepreneurial marketing, go to venture capital and large companies to promote my business plan, and pull funds to find loans to start my own company." ”

"Isn't this an empty glove Aries, who will believe you?"

"Don't be so arbitrary, you guys listen to my plan first, help the staff, and see if there is any trouble."

Yan Yifan was interested, and said mysteriously, "There is a creature that only exists in the imaginary story of zài legends, but it is difficult to see it in reality, what do you tell me about it?" ”

Hu Yue and the three of them were silent for a while, and then said in unison, "Girlfriend! ”

Nima, how did you forget this.

Hearing this sad answer, Yan Yifan was also silent for a while, and then said, "This doesn't count, you think about it again." ”

Hu Yue and the others were silent for a while, and then said, "Virgin! ”

Yan Yifan was silent for a longer time after listening, and only after a while did he say, "Forget it, I was defeated by you, let me tell you, she is the school flower!" ”

"School flowers?"

Hu Yue thought for a while and said, "It's really a bit of a truth, after living for so many years, I really haven't seen a creature like a school flower, and I rarely even encounter a class flower." ”

When I used to read novels, there would be a class flower school flower within three chapters, as if a school didn't have a school flower ranking, and the school was incomplete.

But in fact, there are thousands of people in a school, you can't always find out every class, most students' social circles are actually very small, and the devil knows who is the school flower, and the class flower and the grade flower are still a little possible.

"No, I've met school girls before."

He Shuquan is like a person with the life of the protagonist, and he actually met a legendary creature like the school flower, "I don't have a good body and temperament, I don't say it, it's really a lot taller than other girls, and the flower of a school is worthy of its name." ”

"And I think there are a lot of class flowers and school flowers in society, you watch those blind date shows or something, don't those female guests often say that they used to be class flowers and school flowers?"