Chapter 19: The Woman and the Dog
Some people say that dogs are women's friends and men's natural enemies, Lin Fan used to scoff at this sentence, how can a woman's friend be a dog? It's a man, but when Lin Fan returned home, he thought deeply of this sentence.
When Lin Fan got home, he saw that Xiaobai was lying comfortably in Xiao Lori's arms, his eyes were fascinated, and he was obviously enjoying it, while Xiao Lori was holding Xiaobai, her face was full of excitement, she rubbed Xiaobai's head with her face from time to time, and occasionally said to Xiaobai: "Dog, come, kiss one." Then Xiaobai actually kissed Little Lori.
This...... The style of painting doesn't seem right.
Didn't Xiaobai regard Little Lori as an enemy? Why did it only take a while to get to this point?
Lin Fan looked at Xiao Bai suspiciously, but Xiao Bai glanced at her with disdain, and said with his mouth: "You don't understand our woman's world." ”
Woman? Didn't you sue me that you're a man? It's only been a few days, and you've become a woman, you're a dog, please don't swap between our human sexes, okay!
Anyway, Xiao Lori and Xiao Bai didn't fight, for Lin Fan, such an ending is very good, although the process is very strange, but it is acceptable.
Time flies, the four-day holiday flashes by, early in the morning Lin Fan took the little Lori to school together, it is worth mentioning that during the four-day holiday, Lin Fan almost broke through the first phase of Qi training, as for why it was almost, because when Lin Fan was about to break through, the little Lori suddenly broke into Lin Fan's bedroom naked, saw Lin Fan sitting on the bed, and said innocently: "Ah! Went to the wrong bedroom~" Then, covering his face and running away.
Poor Lin Fan not only failed to break through, but he was really angry and retrograde, and almost went mad, and vomited several mouthfuls of old blood before calming down.
When I came to school, Lin Fan and Little Lori separated, and went back to the class directly, as soon as I arrived in the class, Lin Fan found that the classmates in the class today were very active, do you want to choose the class president? Lin Fan had some expectations, and he still had a big opinion about Guo Xiaojing, who kicked him twice, as the squad leader.
However, after asking his classmates, Lin Fan was disappointed, the reason why the classmates were active was because their class would organize a spring outing this Sunday, and it had nothing to do with the election of the class president.
It's summer, okay, then there's spring, Lin Fan pursed his lips, feeling that it had nothing to do with him, so he put down his schoolbag and prepared to sleep.
But as soon as he lay down, a voice sounded in his ears.
"Lin Fan, are you going to go to the spring outing organized by our class this week?"
Hearing this voice, Lin Fan felt that his crotch was cold, subconsciously clamped his legs, quickly raised his head, and looked to the side, yes, it was that girl-Guo Xiaojing.
"Can I not go?" Lin Fan asked cautiously tentatively.
"What do you say?" Guo Xiaojing sneered twice and moved her right leg.
Guo Xiaojing's movements Lin Fan saw in his eyes, and some parts were already faintly painful, but he really didn't want to go to that Laoshizi's spring outing, so he said in a low voice: "It's okay...... Right? ”
"The purpose of this class spring outing is to cultivate the spirit of unity and cooperation among classmates, promote class cohesion, some students as a member of the class, do not support my work, I will be very unhappy, and I am not happy will not make my unhappy people happy, do you understand?" Speaking of this, Guo Xiaojing slowly raised her foot.
"I'll go and resolutely cooperate with the work of the class leader." Although Guo Xiaojing said something very tongue-twisting, Lin Fan immediately understood what she meant, and hurriedly said without waiting for Guo Xiaojing to kick out. Well, it's a reason why men don't give women a reason to hit themselves!
Guo Xiaojing nodded with satisfaction, took out a notebook and wrote Lin Fan's name, and left happily.
Only dogs and women are difficult to raise, the saint of this world was really prescient, shook his head, and Lin Fan continued to sleep on the table.
"Ah~"
Well, everyone knows that the alarm clock went off again, Lin Fan also woke up on time, looked around, the classmates were already packing their schoolbags and preparing to leave, sure enough, it was already out of school, Lin Fan looked at the man with glasses in front of him and asked, "Why is it called this time?" ”
The man with glasses was asked by Lin Fan, yes, why am I called? Then he found the reason for his call: "Ah, ah, I don't even know why I'm called, how can I be so stupid?" ”
Then the man with the eyes looked back at Lin Fan again, and grabbed Lin Fan's arm: "You scold me, wake me up, if this continues, I will die." ”
Lin Fan: "......"
"My scolding is very precious, I just scolded you last time, and I will lose if I scold again this time." Lin Fan shook his head and resolutely disagreed.
"Please, since you scolded me last time, my whole person is much better, and my mental state is also very good, I actually remember most of the knowledge taught by the teacher in class, please scold me again, please~" The man with glasses showed a pleading look, and he was about to kneel down for Lin Fan.
Lin Fan is still kind after all, how can he make the man with glasses really kneel, and he rewarded the man with glasses without hesitation: "Although you don't have the image of a pig, you have the temperament of a pig." Then Lin Fan picked up his schoolbag and floated away under the grateful gaze of the man with glasses.
Out of the class, Lin Fan saw Xiao Lori waiting at the door of the class, and it was Xiao Bai who was tired of being with Xiao Lori, Lin Fan glanced at Xiao Bai with disdain, and directly beckoned Xiao Lori home.
Walking downstairs at home, Lin Fan saw an obscene-looking old man with two goatees standing downstairs in their house, what shocked Lin Fan was that this old man actually had the cultivation of building a foundation, Lin Fan immediately thought that this old man must have been sent by the Sun family, so he turned his head with little Lori and wanted to leave, but the old man obviously also saw Lin Fan, saw Lin Fan who wanted to leave, smiled faintly, took out a light talisman, pasted it on himself, and caught up with Lin Fan in two or three steps.
"Now that you're back, why rush to leave?"
Lin Fan replied with a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Uncle, I want to go to the toilet, but I went the wrong way." ”
The old man ignored what Lin Fan said, and asked directly, "Are you Lin Fan?" ”
Lin Fan: "I'm not!" ”
Old man: "That's it, you killed my eldest son?" ”
Lin Fan: "I didn't. ”
Old man: "That's you, my eldest son is really a vegetable, and he was killed by your little hairy child." ”
Lin Fan: "......"
Uncle, please speak civilly, I didn't him......
"Now that you've admitted it, come with me, don't let me do it myself." The old man looked at Lin Fan and said lightly.
Lin Fan: "......"
What do I admit, it's always been good for you to help me admit it, but Lin Fan can't beat him now, so he has to bow his head, so he asks, "Where are you going?" ”
"Where are you going?" The old man laughed: "Of course I went to my house Xingtang to be punished"
As soon as he heard that he was punished, Lin Fan shook his head decisively: "If you don't go, you won't go to death." ”
"Huh, not going?" The old man snorted coldly: "I can't help you not go." Then he stretched out his big hand and grabbed Lin Fan.