"But what you do is obviously the work of the chief manager of the Ouchi, if you think the name Sandezi is not good, then let me change the analogy, how about Li Lianying, this name is wet." It's as earthy as the organic fertilizer advertisements posted on the walls in the countryside. Aihua pondered for a moment and said: "And now the United Nations says that you are the chief secretary of the Optimus Prime Lord/Chair, in fact, I think it's even worse, the name of the secretary is even worse, and we all call it a little secretary in our hometown, and it is the second aunt in layman's terms." ”

"Spare me...... Sir said helplessly. Although his figure is indeed the most petite one among the Autobots on Earth, he is obviously more manly than the bumblebee who can't pass the run-in period for millions of years, the ambulance of his mother-in-law, and the iron sheet of the wind and candles, why do you always compare him to some guys who don't have docking equipment.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, then you can tell me about a few Autobots who came this time." Seeing that Sir had been reluctant to go out, as if he was avoiding someone, Aihua simply squatted down and looked up at him with his cheeks in both hands.

Jazz breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't continue to dwell on the topic just now: "The guys brought by the Cang'er this time are good fighters, and they have their own strengths, which slightly alleviates the overwhelming disadvantage of the Decepticons on Earth compared to the Autobots, but these guys who have expertise in various fields also lead to internal grinding and suffering, and are prone to mistakes, especially some headaches." "Thinking about what happened some time ago gives Jazz a headache.

"Did anything happen before I came back?" Aihua sensitively sensed the helplessness in Jazz's tone.

"One of the people brought by the Cang'er was a guy named Hengcang, who was a disciple of Ironhide, but he did not obey the command of the leader, broke away from the team without permission, blindly went after the Decepticons who had a personal grudge against him, and did not hesitate to destroy the human city in the process. Fortunately, it didn't cause a big disaster, and I was beaten by the Avengers before......"

When Jazz said this, a gloating smile appeared on his face, and even his tone became brisk: "Hey, the unruly little guy is now being confined by the old customs clearance for psychological counseling, but I think that guy would rather be killed by the Decepticons now." Oh, by the way, the old pass is all the way to know. He and Optimus Prime are the same model of Transformers, and they are somewhat similar in appearance, but that guy is painted white and has a layer of blue armor on the outside, which you won't be wrong anyway. That guy is very dogmatic and attentive, and he likes to go online at every turn, and you'd better follow him when you meet him, otherwise he'll go on and on. ”

"Oh......" Aihua nodded, and a version of Optimus Prime was the head teacher wearing an ascetic suit, wearing sunglasses, stepping on high heels and wielding a leather whip.

"Also here this time are the three Arsi sisters, they are female car people, they have mingled with Natasha and Diana not long after they first arrived, and now they are dragging Carrak to go shopping." After all, Natasha and Diana were only two people, and they couldn't ride the three motorcycles that the three sisters became, and they couldn't carry things with the projection of their optical mimicry.

These guys are bullying honest people......

"What else?" Aihua said with great interest.

"Omitted." Jazz also squatted down with Aihua's movements, dragged his chin with both hands and said, "A group of slag that gives people a headache, there's nothing to talk about." ”

Aihua, who was also squatting to support his chin, tilted his head to look behind Sir and asked, "You were forced to hide here by the slag?" ”

"That's different! I was hiding from a jack and an ambulance, and these two people definitely couldn't get together! Ambulance was a famous scientist in Cybertron before he became the chief medical officer of the Autobots, and he cooperated with Jack to succeed in many excellent projects, and it was already terrible for the two scientists to get together, and now there are more ambulance nurses swaying......" Jazz covered his head with one hand, as if he could already anticipate his miserable prospects.

"What's so scary about scientists......" Aihua said a little unsure about Jazz's words.

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw an ambulance and another Cybertron suddenly sprang out from behind Jazz, who was holding his head and sighing about his dark future, the strange Autobot had layers of steel masks on his face, and the fan-shaped receivers on both sides of his head flashed green light when he spoke, and in addition to weapons, he was carrying other huge equipment that he didn't know suitable for, but he didn't seem to feel the weight, and his speed was still not inferior to the ambulance, which was probably the scientist jack in Jazz's mouth. (Note: Before the opening of the second part of the Transformers movie, there were many Autobots in the prequel comics that did not appear in the movie, including Jack and Phantom, both of whom were seriously injured by Shockwave, but no ending was given, which will probably be a foreshadowing of the later parts.) ）

said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and I saw the figure of the ambulance car that was often ridiculed by Sir for his old arms and legs suddenly flashed, and suddenly rushed to Jazz's side, and set off a large net to bind him, and then said in a slightly excited tone: "Look, jack, the serious injury on Jazz's body actually healed by himself, and at the same time as healing, there was a strange smell on his body, can you imagine, he actually relied on this smell to smoke away Megatron!" ”

"Yes, it's really worth researching." The receivers on both sides of the jack's head were connected to his audio, flashing green as he spoke. He turned his gaze to Aihua across from the knight and said, "An unfamiliar local life form? ”

"It's Aihua, you're back!" The ambulance found Aihua slowly, but at this time he was obviously full of research on the business of Jazz, and after saying hello to Aihua in a hurry, he went to the real room with the jack in high spirits. Along the way, Jazz in the sack struggled incessantly, and the ground was dragged out of a long trail......

"Let go of my ambulance, I still have to study tactics with Tong Tianxiao!"

"Actually, Tongtianxiao has already approved it."

"Sir, you're contributing to the vast number of people suffering from body odor in Cybertron, and be generous like a warrior."

"Fool whom, jack! Cybertrons don't have body odor at all! ”

"Now there's it, you're the first."

“……”

………

The jazz's cries faded away, and only after they entered the real room did Aihua stand up and walk out of the back of the base with the souvenirs he had brought from the space station. Because of the relationship between the soldiers stationed there and the Autobots, this large home has become more lively, and as soon as Aihua appeared, people kept greeting her. Surprisingly, Steve and Bar Haw were not in the yard, and the first one to come out of the villa was Bruce, who had been staying in the monitoring room all year round.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. has a mission, and Steve and Bar Haw haven't come back yet." As if there was a mind reader, Bruce didn't need to say anything, Bruce had already explained.

"He's not an employee of S.H.I.E.L.D., the director's kidnapping is really unkind, I have to talk to him when I go back."

Before Aihua and Bruce could say a few words, they saw Optimus Prime hurrying in, he still had bullet marks on his body, apparently he had just fought the Decepticons, and during this time they traveled all over the world to search for the tigers hiding everywhere, and then broke them one by one. Seeing Aihua come back, Optimus Prime was startled at first, his face softened slightly, and he greeted Aihua first, and then he said to Bruce: "I'm sorry Bruce, I heard about the horizontal cannon, and he caused you trouble." "Some time ago, the horizontal cannon has been chasing and killing the Decepticons' bone crushers, destroying the homes of many earth residents on the way, and this huge compensation was quietly added by Bruce. If it weren't for Director Fury's deliberate disclosure this time, hoping to promote cooperation between the two sides, he really didn't know how much Bruce had secretly paid for them.

Bruce didn't care, and said, "One or two hundred million dollars, you don't need to take it to heart." ”

"......" didn't know why, Aihua suddenly wanted to beat him.

As Optimus Prime spoke, the Autobots who came back with him had already deformed and dissolved, only a Cybertron of the same size as Optimus Prime walked half a step behind Optimus Prime with a cold face that resembled a cold winter wax moon, his expression was indifferent, his blue and white paint had been cleaned up, and the moment he saw Aihua, he said, "It's you." ”

"This voice... Yes! You're the nice guy on the space station before! Aihua was surprised.

"I have to warn you that it is a very dangerous and reckless act for a native life form to travel to the universe alone with the power of an earthling. You have made me feel the blind confidence and lack of discipline of the native life forms of this planet. Tong Tianxiao's tone was clearly reproachful. Seeing that his tone was too harsh, Optimus Prime next to him intervened to stop him from continuing, and explained to Aihua: "Aihua, this is my adjutant Tongtianxiao, he has no malicious ......"

"I know, he's caring about me." As long as he could feel the true meaning of the other party's words, Aihua didn't care what expression he used, turned his head and smiled: "Thank you for the cloak." ”

"I'm just doing my job." Tong Tianxiao is still that indifferent face.

Seeing this, Aihua quietly approached Optimus Prime and whispered: "Originally, I thought you were serious and boring enough, but after meeting him, I suddenly found that Brother Zhuzi you are really lively and smart, naughty and smart. ”

"......" Brother Zhu was speechless.

Although Tong Tianxiao heard Aihua's words, he just glanced at Optimus Prime, then frowned and didn't say anything, but when he heard Aihua's lively, smart, naughty and clever words, his face suddenly changed, he took out a small game console from his body, and said, "Local life form, this is what fell from you before." That's what I want you to explain. He clicked the button, and immediately a jumping Megatron appeared.

When this game console was taken out, the bumblebee who was still outside quickly hid in the house, but Aihua, the main planner, said calmly: "It's a game, many people on the earth are playing." ”

Tong Tianxiao didn't see any other clues on Aihua's face for a long time, he looked away, and said to Optimus Prime, who had a slightly subtle expression: "Sir, I don't think that with the current technological situation of the earthlings, it is impossible to make this kind of game, behind this game, there must be Cybertrons making trouble, we must be vigilant." ”

As soon as these words came out, the little wings of the bumblebee hiding in the house began to tremble non-stop, but Aihua was still calm. Optimus Prime said, "I have been observing the culture of the earth for a long time, and I have found that humans are indeed accustomed to softening the negative qiē, which may be able to dispel their fears, and Sir has also investigated, and he is sure that there are no suspicious traces behind this." You are new to Earth and are not familiar with the local civilization, and there are many talented people on Earth, and they have abilities that should not be underestimated. ”

The serious Brother Zhu didn't know that his adjutant Sir was one of the screenwriters of this demon **.

"Maybe it's a mistake in my cognition, but I'm still opposed to the fact that earthlings are going to the universe with their current armed forces." Tong Tianxiao glanced at Aihua and said: "In the previous text sent to me by the Earth Country-Mi Country, they asked to cooperate with the Cybertrons, and hoped that we would help transform weapons and spaceships to help the current human beings gain a foothold in the universe, but I also refused this proposal, and wrote a detailed explanation of 20,000 pages, sir, do you want to read it in advance." ”

“…… No, you just deal with it. "The rabbit ear receivers on Optimus Prime's head are all behind his head.

Aihua suddenly understood why Sir said that Tong Tianxiao was very suitable for this job, and it was probably the human government/government that should cry now.

………

Recently, Queen Megatron's recruitment game, which has been popular all over the world, suddenly had a drastic ranking change a few days ago, and the powerful soundboard (Sonic Wave) that seemed to be invincible actually fell from the first place to the second place, and the Iron Man (Tony), who was originally following him, also slipped to the third place!

There is a terrible point grabber who suddenly fell from the sky, looted most of the high-end users' points overnight, and successfully reached the top of various lists! Originally, the official forum was full of posts scolding the soundboard and iron man, but now all the objects have been changed. Open this person's personal space, and the comments are all throwing emojis and swearing.

But only the soundboard and the iron man understand the horror of this person who inexplicably reached the top of the list! In terms of IQ, it can be said that most of the people in the universe, Vocal Wave and Tony, were robbed by this guy who appeared inexplicably, and he had no backhand. Both of them were on guard for a moment, and they couldn't imagine how terrible it would be if this man became their enemy!

So, after being robbed of most of their points, Tony and Sonic teamed up to try to attack the sudden predator together! But what shocked them was that not only did they not get back their lost points, but even the remaining points were emptied together!

It's horrible!

Who the hell is this guy who appeared out of thin air!!

Who robbed Megatron of the throne of the queen!

……

At this time, in the base of the Decepticons, Sonic stared at the screen silently, looking at the user information of the first person on the leaderboard, and the core was complicated.

Username: Er's Division

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