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Because of some special reasons, Xu Jie didn't dare to go to the hospital recently, he was afraid that the sharp-eyed doctor would see something from his body.

The big black cat said that he was uncertain, and the tanuki cat's heart was very bottomless, and this feeling of hanging in the air made Xu Jie's most enterprising mood quite uncomfortable.

If people are not angry, then nothing is pleasing to the eye, and the same is true for cats at this point.

For several days in a row, the tanuki cat was very angry, and the paw prints on the big black cat's face have not disappeared these days.

When he got home now, he had to squat outside the cat's kennel to observe, and only after making sure that the little raccoon flower was not waving its paws at him before he dared to enter the house.

It was Sunday, and the big black cat went out on patrol as usual, while the tanuki cat was lying on the sofa in the living room of the house, listening to the sound on the TV.

This is a new hobby that Xu Jie has recently developed, and he doesn't want to stay in a quiet place during this time, but it doesn't take his eyes to watch TV for a long time.

So in the end, I just turned on the TV, picked a show he liked, and listened to it on the couch.

In order to adjust the mood, the tanuki cat has recently chosen some interesting talk shows, or funny variety shows.

For example, the one it is watching now is a variety show that is a surprise and funny show.

The title of this episode of the show seems to be called, Zuo, Zuo, Zuo, which brings together a group of artists and asks them to tell the story of how they did the other half when they were in love.

At the scene of the show, the tanuki heard the host ask a guest: "Brother Yasuda, you are a person with rich experience, so among the girlfriends you have ever dated, do you have any special personalities?" ”

The male artist, who looked to be in his thirties, said with certainty: "Wow, I've had so many girlfriends, and I've met all kinds of types." ”

Hearing this, the host said with an exaggerated expression: "Wow, then you are really a good fortune." Can you tell us about the one thing you think has done the most? ”

The male artist named Yasuda seemed to recall it when he heard this, and then he said: "If you want to ask like this, there is really one thing that I can't forget for so many years." I dated a girl when I was in college, and I didn't want to mention her name for so long, so let's call her Miss A. That Miss A was a well-known beauty in our college back then, with a small figure and a great body, big eyes and a baby voice, and she was fascinated by the boys in the school at that time, and as long as she saw her, she couldn't think of others. ”

After Mr. Yasuda, whose expression was a little illusory, finished descripting, the other guests present all smiled kindly, after all, when they were in school, there were more or less several influential people in the school, and everyone could understand it.

The host on the side took this opportunity to ask: "Is it possible that you have also pursued such an excellent young lady?" It seems that the young lady either has bad eyes or has good taste. ”

The others burst into laughter when they heard this, and Mr. Yasuda himself couldn't laugh or cry.

Mr. Yasuda has a particularly good relationship with the host who teased him in private, and he himself is a frequent guest on the show.

As a comedian, as long as he comes to this episode, the main laugh will definitely be on him, which Mr. Yasuda himself knows very well.

Therefore, Mr. Yasuda had to smile bitterly and said: "Alas, can you not interrupt, I was also a handsome guy when I was in school, okay?" Hey, where did you just say? Yes, it was the very beautiful Miss A, and after unremitting pursuit, that Miss A finally agreed to associate with me. ”

Looking at the dreamy look on Mr. Yasuda's face, the host and the rest of the guests looked at each other and decided not to interrupt him yet.

Sure enough, after some good memories, Mr. Yasuda didn't know what he remembered, and his face changed slightly: "At the beginning of the relationship, the two of us were still very sweet. But as I got to know better, I found out that Miss A was really... Uh, a very much thing for one person. ”

The host of the program, who had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, immediately asked with great interest: "How much?" Is it very noisy? ”

When Mr. Yasuda heard this, he looked back and said, "It's not just a fuss, it's just a toss with life." On the first day of our relationship, she called me out to go for a walk by the lake in the winter. I went as soon as I wanted, and it was quite romantic to walk around the lake with my lover, but I waited for her by the lake for more than an hour and she didn't come. I didn't answer her mobile phone phone, and then I was frozen and I really couldn't help it, I called her dormitory phone, and I only knew that I was still waiting for her by the lake to forget about it, and I went out shopping happily with my little sister. ”

When everyone heard this, they spoke out and said how could this be the case, it was really rude.

And the host who had a good relationship with him asked even more concerningly: "What happened then?" Did Miss A come over to apologize and ask for your forgiveness? ”

Mr. Yasuda said helplessly when he heard this: "There are apologies, but now that I think about it, it is really insincere." I remember very clearly that I wanted to dress handsome in order to date her that day. In sub-zero temperatures, I wore a shirt and a windbreaker and spent nearly two hours on the lake. When I came back, I caught a cold, and when I had a fever, I wanted Miss A to come and take care of me, but the young lady was afraid of being infected and hid far away. ”

The other guests' eyes widened when they heard this, and they said incredulously: "Just like this, you continue to get along with her?" ”

Seeing that Mr. Yasuda nodded in agreement, the guest shook his head and said, "It's really great love." ”

Mr. Yasuda explained with a wry smile: "I think I was also a ghost at the beginning, but I thought she was good and cute no matter what she did." You don't know, although Miss A looks delicate and weak, her temper is terrible. When we first interacted, it was basically a small quarrel a day, a big quarrel for three days, and there was no stop. Every time there was a fight, she would grab my face with her hand, and during the time I was in a relationship with her, the scratches on my face never broke. ”

The tanuki cat, who was originally listening to it as a joke, suddenly moved his body uncomfortably, and his originally closed eyes opened.

At this time, the host on the TV was continuing to ask Mr. Yasuda, "This is really very good, so how long have you been dating that Miss A?" ”

Mr. Yasuda thought for a while and said, "It took about three months, and then I couldn't stand her temper anymore, so we broke up." ”

A guest beside him shook his head and sighed when he heard this: "It's a shame that you can endure it for more than three months, and I can't stand it for three days." ”

The tanuki cat suddenly remembered the paw prints on the big black cat's face that had not gone away recently, and couldn't help but feel empty.

Meow, the cat's situation is different from what they say, the Miss A in Mr. Yasuda's mouth is vexatious, and the cat has a reason to lose her temper with Mo.

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was a little wrong, the host immediately took over the conversation and said: "Well, on the question of whether or not to do the other half and how to do it, we did a temporary interview on the street. Now let's take a look at the street footage and see how everyone answers this question. ”

Then the camera pans to the big screen, and I see a location crew holding a microphone and randomly asking the young men and women on the street, "What do you think are the actions, words, or things that make you feel like you are doing the other half?" ”

The little brother who was suddenly questioned was obviously a little confused, and he was stunned for a while before he replied: "Well, it should be unreasonable, my girlfriend will become very unreasonable when she can't talk about me." ”

Inexplicably, the tanuki cat who walked into the knee and was hit by an arrow circled its legs, and licked the bend joint of its right forelimb uncomfortably.

At this time, the host holding the microphone had already found another young man who was willing to be interviewed, and he should be a college student.

After hearing the host's question, the young man with some eyes and appearance thought for a while and said: "I think it's quite good to be coquettish excessively, for example, the girlfriend of a friend of mine always likes to be tired of being coquettish on it, and if you dare not let it get tired, coquettishness will become splattering." ”

The tanuki cat, who had just sprinkled it not long ago, heard this, and the knee on the other side of the forelimb also felt a faint pain.

It had no choice but to turn its head sideways and lick the bend of the other forelimb, leaving and right in turn.

And this is a new question on the host side of the location, I saw him holding the microphone and asking a white-collar elite who is older than the previous two, and at first glance, he is a white-collar elite who has come out of society.

He put the microphone to the other side and asked, "May I ask this gentleman, why do you think some people are very polite to others, but when facing their partners or family members, they become very arrogant and even act up?" ”

The guy with gold-rimmed glasses and an elite person at first glance replied slowly: "In fact, the so-called work is to be pampered and arrogant. Relying on the favor of the other half, he began to be lawless at home. I advise those guys that there should be a limit to what you do, after all, there is a limit to anyone's patience, in case you go too far and make your good lover gone, then there will be no place to cry. ”

The tanuki, who felt like he had been hit by another arrow in the knee, jumped off the sofa with three legs lame.

Angrily, it clawed out the TV and circled around the room.

Meow, the cat is not doing it, the cat is just a little quick-tempered, and the big black guy is not dissatisfied?

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