46. This kind of thing get away and buy it! 【Eat, eat, eat!】 Lalala! Noisy and noisy! Buy, buy, buy! 】

It's not outrageous that something is wrong, people like Zong Yang who think cooking is very simple, don't know the magic of dark cuisine. He thinks that no matter how bad Gao Zixing is, it will taste bad, and worse, it will be uncooked or mushy, otherwise what else can it do?

The result?

Gao Zixing lived up to the "zong" hope, he cooked porridge and turned it into rice, and the dish that was originally intended to be fried, because the fire was too strong, he was afraid of being paste, so he added water, so it became a soup dish.

But it's another combination, and he's going to do it all and do it.

Gao Zixing is not stupid yet, he has prepared a bowl of noodles at the same time, if he really can't eat it, then he has to waste it and throw it away, and then eat the bowl of noodles.

Zong Yang tasted it, the rice was sticky and soft, but it could be eaten improvised, and the taste of the soup was ...... What does it taste like you add water and no seasoning?

Forget about being light, we have to have a good chat about what he originally planned to fry.

Stir-fried meat with chili.

Zong Yang ordered this dish, one is because they both like it, and the second point is that Zong Yang thinks that the green pepper can be cut a few times after washing, which is not difficult for Gao Zixing.

But I didn't expect Gao Zixing to buy not green peppers at all, but sharp peppers.

It doesn't matter if the pepper is spicy, it's just spicier than the green pepper.

But the peppers and meat were stir-fried, and then water was added and they began to stew......

"Hehehe...... I think I made my own dish? Gao Zixing wore an apron, bared his teeth and smirked at Zong Yang, he also felt that this time it was a complete failure.

"Ugh." Zong Yang sighed and had to get up and do it himself.

Gao Zixing honestly took off his apron and tied it to Zong Yang, and asked flatteringly, "Chef Zong, what are you going to do again?" Otherwise, we'll have instant noodles! ”

"Your craft has really taught me a lot."

Zong Yang asked Gao Zixing to bring the chili soup back to the kitchen, then peeled a potato and cut it into slices, then scooped up the chili soup, and went back to the pot to fry it again, and finally it was ready to eat.

But! Don't forget the true power of jì dark cuisine!

Not long after the meal, Gao Zixing, who was holding the snack bag and stuffed it violently, had nothing to do, but Zong Yang, who was lying down and resting, suffered!

He's a thousand miles away! I can't even leave the toilet!

Gao Zixing hurriedly found an antidiarrheal medicine for Zong Yang to eat, because Zong Yang was usually prone to diarrhea, so this medicine was still available.

Zong Yang squeezed out the eerie words from between his teeth: "Are you poisoning me so that I can have a chance to show your virtue and then collect materials?" Or do you want to thoroughly experience taking care of a patient who can't get up? ”

"It's you, you're too screwed, I'm okay after eating!"

"I'm glad you're okay, otherwise this toilet wouldn't be enough!"

Zong Yang, who pulled his ass and had weak legs, suddenly laughed, but he was still cold.

"You didn't have a stomach problem today, it should be because you pulled it last night, right?"

"Dio! Forget about that! ”

"How is it possible, this is enough for me to laugh at you for the rest of my life!"

"Do you dare to come out of the toilet, I promise not to beat you to death!!"

If Zong Yang hadn't been sitting on the toilet, Gao Zixing would definitely pounce on him and wriggle around with him.

Zong Yang, who had taken medicine, finally didn't have to run to the bathroom after more than an hour. After this extraordinary experience, Zong Yang completely accepted his fate, and in the future, Gao Zixing should not set foot in the kitchen, after all, it will only be Zong Yang who will suffer!

In the afternoon, Zong Yang and Gao Zixing surfed the Internet in their respective rooms. After it got dark, Gao Zixing suddenly rushed over with a big grin, and then leaned against the door and winked at Zong Yang.

If that's a wink.

"Hungry?" Zong Yang asked without even looking at it.

"What are you and me! You won't ask anything else! Gao Zixing stretched out his hand and slapped the door panel, attracting Zong Yang's attention, Zong Yang turned his head and asked him what he wanted.

"Hey, how's your foot? Can I go out for a walk? Gao Zixing blinked his starry eyes, and it was okay to see it.

"Don't let me go out to buy anything in the morning, and you want me to go out for a walk in the evening......" Zong Yang rubbed his neck and stood up and walked a few steps in the bedroom, although he was a little lame, it seemed that there was no big problem.

"Thanks to you, this plaster works very well." Zong Yang walked up to Gao Zixing, reached out and played with his braids, and asked, "Want to go out to eat?" ”

Gao Zixing, who was pretending to be well-behaved and cute a second ago, immediately jumped violently, he punched Zong Yang in the chest, and roared: "You can't think of anything else except eating!" ”

Zong Yang rubbed his chest and rolled his eyes: "I am a pig and blame your master for treating you like a pig, I really don't know what to do." ”

"You!" Gao Zixing's tone changed in vain, and he said disdainfully: "Yo, master, then you have a very heavy taste, you like to do something with pigs that can't be described!" ”

“…… Who doesn't have a special hobby. Zong Yang didn't eat this set, and still complained.

"Lao Tzu is lazy to talk nonsense with you, if it weren't for Lao Tzu being a woman now, I would have bought it myself!" Gao Zixing snorted heavily, turned around and left: "What's wrong with the woman!" Women can buy it too! I'm going to buy it! ”

Zong Yang heard that something was wrong, what was this going to buy?

So he grabbed Gao Zixing, but he didn't want to see Gao Zixing's red cheeks!

"You...... What are you going to buy? ”

"Go buy shock-motion-awesome! Go buy jump-eggs! Gao Zixing said angrily, thinking that Zong Yang's * silk was really hopeless, so he could only accept it reluctantly with his own kindness! If only the real woman hadn't been by him!

"Huh?" Zong Yang frowned, but after thinking about it, he was still relieved: "Then you go to a farther place to buy it, I won't accompany you." ”

"Huh?!" Gao Zixing immediately blew up: "Lao Tzu pastes your bear face!" What's going on with your brain structure! Natural stay is also enough for me! ”

"Huh??" Zong Yang stretched out his hand and twisted Gao Zixing's face, and said impatiently: "I am so considerate of you and indulge you, why don't you know gratitude and dare to scold me?!" ”

"You're considerate of me when you told me to get away and buy this kind of thing!!" Gao Zixing sneered: "Thank you, Uncle Zong!" ”

"Then what do you want! Do you want me to accompany you to buy something like this? No—but—can! ”

Zong Yang was really angry. He thought that Gao Zixing was convulsive again and wanted to experience the feeling of props! Although Zong Yang didn't want his people to use that kind of thing, it would hurt his self-esteem. But if you think about it from another angle, Gao Zixing should just be "collecting materials" and not relying on that thing, so there is no need to worry too much.

So Zong Yang reluctantly allowed Gao Zixing to "mess around", but he didn't expect Gao Zixing to let him accompany him to buy? !

When pigs fly!!

And what Gao Zixing really wanted to buy was just a set, after all, he couldn't make it last night because he didn't have a set. He didn't think about why he was so eager for Zong Yang, it should be the hormonal effect in love?

Gao Zixing thought that he would have to buy a set in advance tonight, but he was a little embarrassed to go by himself, after all, he was still a "virgin". So he thought about pulling Zongyang to buy it together.

By the way, it is also excellent to see Zong Yang's embarrassed appearance.

Unexpectedly, the two quarreled over this trivial matter! Shy or something, it's really the most cheating! o(*///▽///*)q

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