"You!" You, you, you! You kid has a more poisonous tongue than your brother! I should have stripped you naked! Lao Tzu is not a shemale!!

Zong Guangyao saw that Gao Zixing's expression was distorted, thinking that he had guessed correctly, so he patted his thighs and sighed in an old-fashioned tone: "Brother Xing, you must be doing this for my brother!" Ah! You're so stupid! ”

"What, what?!" Gao Zixing's expression can no longer be described as distorted, he now needs to use his fingers to soothe his facial muscles, otherwise he will be in a lump!

"What do you mean by that?" Gao Zixing pulled Zong Guangyao over, pressed him on the sofa, and looked at him condescendingly. It's more majestic! Because don't look at Zong Guangyao's timidity, but this son is not small, although he is only in the second year of junior high school, he is already about the same size as Gao Zixing.

Zong Guangyao grinned: "You must like my brother!" But the gender is the same, how can you get married? So I went for sex reassignment surgery! ”

...... "Are you Zongyang's own brother?" Zong Yang doesn't have such a big brain hole as you!

"Kid, watch less TV series in the future, read more books, it's better than anything else!" Gao Zixing said earnestly.

"Don't you like my brother?"

"Uh......" Gao Zixing hesitated for a moment and asked rhetorically, "Why do you think Gao Zixing likes your brother?" ”

Zong Guangyao's whole person was completely relaxed, he lay down on the sofa, and said casually: "Didn't you say that if anyone always talks about a person, it is like that person!" ”

Gao Zixing was stunned, he really said this! That's because Zong Guangyao always talked to him about a girl in the class for a while, and Gao Zixing scolded him, saying that he must have a crush on that little girl, and then moved out of such a big truth.

Emma, what a shot in the foot!

But in this way, the matter of his crush on Zong Yang was really established a long time ago! He will open and close his mouth to everyone, "How is our family Zongyang...... But isn't that because his circle is too small, and there is only such a gossip as Zong Yang?

"Gao Zixing, that's a fallacy! If I open my mouth and close my mouth to be your mother, then I can still like your mother? ”

Zong Guangyao pursed his lips and said with a poisonous tongue: "That's not liking, that's scolding!" ”

“……”

"Ahem, in short, I'm Gao Mei. Mei, it's Gao Zixing's cousin, don't get me wrong! I've never been to Thailand! Gao Zixing rolled his eyes and sighed in his heart: Alas, I have really been to Thailand and touched a ladyboy......

"Alright, alright! I'll keep it a secret for you! Zong Guangyao sat up and squeezed his eyes at Gao Zixing, don't worry! I'm definitely going to leak it! (Make no mistake, it's "going to leak"!) ）

"Hey, hey, hey! Did you fail the language? I said I was Gao Mei. Beauty! It's not Gao Zixing transgender! Gao Zixing hurriedly struggled to explain.

"Oh~" Zong Guangyao stretched his voice, and smiled at the end: "Then I'll call Brother Xing!" I'll confirm! ”

"Hey, hey, hey!!" Gao Zixing suddenly panicked, and his heartbeat directly exceeded 120!

Zong Guangyao, who was naturally black, immediately laughed even more presumptuously, and he almost rolled on the floor!

Gao Zixing's brain was spinning rapidly, and then he made it up bluntly: "Your lucky brother went abroad, I borrowed my domestic mobile phone, I borrowed his mobile phone abroad, and we exchanged it!" ”

"Oh~~~~"

"You! Do you want me to take off my clothes and show you? I'm the real thing! Never used a knife! I'm not Gao Zixing! ”

Zong Guangyao's evil smile immediately subsided, he frowned and touched his chin to think about it, it seemed that he was quite struggling.

"After much deliberation, this is not good!" Zong Guangyao said solemnly: "You are a woman now after all, and men and women can't kiss each other!" And if you really become my sister-in-law in the future, how embarrassed I am to see you! Not good, not good! Although I want to watch it, I really can't! ”

“…… Your sister's! You're thinking too much! Gao Zixing said frantically: "Are you Zongyang's own brother!" ”

"Of course I am! I can take it off for you too! ”

Zong Guangyao made a gesture to take off his pajama pants to show Gao Zixing the birthmark on his buttocks - like a flower, and Gao Zixing once complained that why did this chrysanthemum grow outside......

"Brother Xing, don't worry! I'll keep it a secret for you! "Zong Guangyao didn't really take off his pants, he is a good year of discipline!

"I'm really Takami-huh?"

Gao Zixing roared halfway through when he suddenly heard the sound of a door lock. It may be that Zong Yang's mother is back, Gao Zixing immediately stopped his voice and whispered his lines to Zong Guangyao: "Whether you believe it or not, I am Gao Mei. Beauty! ”

"Uh-huh!" Zong Guangyao nodded violently with a bright smile, but such an obedient expression made Gao Zixing uneasy!

"Auntie, you're back~" Gao Zixing greeted Zongyang's mother who had just entered the door sweetly, and his voice was unconsciously pinched. But he had a cold after all, and he was arguing with Zong Guangyao just now, no matter how you say it, this voice is silly enough.

"Beauty. Beauty, do you have a cold? Zong Yang's mother asked as she entered the door to change her shoes.

"Ah, it's okay, I'm okay!" Gao Zixing hurriedly put on his mask, afraid that the mother and son would be infected.

But the spitting stars at such close range just now...... I hope Zong Guangyao's resistance is leveraged!

Gao Zixing saw that Zongyang's mother was still holding a bag, so he stepped forward to pick it up. As a result, Zongyang's mother was unlucky enough to put on the pair of slippers smeared with salad oil, and as soon as she stepped on her legs, she slipped all of a sudden!

Gao Zixing swooped over and caught Zong Yang's mother at the moment when the accident happened, and successfully made a human cushion! But he's taken a bit big! If there were eggs, it would have been an egg, but now there are no eggs......

It's going to be torn apart......

Woo woo ...... tat！ Gao Zixing screamed loudly in his heart! This hurts a lot more than! It's a big split, there's wood!! It hurts inherently! Now it's over, it's completely over, Totoer's muscles are strained......

"Mom!" Zong Guangyao hurriedly stepped forward to help his mother in fright, and Gao Zixing bit his lip under her and supported her hard.

"Ah, my waist seems to be twisted." After Zong Yang's mother sat up, she frowned and rubbed her waist, and suddenly remembered the heroic Gao Mei. Beauty! But her waist was twisted and she couldn't move immediately, so she rubbed to the side little by little.

Finally she moved away from Gao Zixing, and when she looked back, Gao Zixing was crying!

Gao Zixing's eyes weren't so red, but his tears were flowing happily! It's like tap water that doesn't need money!

"Oops! Beauty. Beauty! It's painful! Where is the press? Look at the tears! Brilliance! Lift her up! Tap Tap! ”

Zong Yang's mother was also anxious, but this waist really couldn't move, Zong Guangyao's heart was weak, and he didn't dare to use his hand anymore, for fear of giving Gao Zi another blow, and directly mending the knife and sending it to Xitian!

Gao Zixing's pain was so painful that he couldn't speak, this is different from the feeling of being kicked to the crotch when he was a man before, but there is also something similar, that is, it really hurts to death! Gao Zixing is such a pain-scared goods, if it weren't for the mother and son on the other side, but Zong Yang, he would have wailed a long time ago!

"No, it's okay......" When Gao Zixing said this, the tears had stopped, but the water in his body was still squeezing out in different ways, so his face was sweating......

At this moment, Zong Guangyao suddenly looked like he was about to cry, pointed between Gao Zixing's legs, and yelled in horror: "Mom! Mom, look! Did she fall and have a miscarriage! ”

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