Chapter 3: Hilarious performances

In fact, just as Su Shan imagined, in order to increase the ratings, Beijing TV had already exposed Su Shan's intention to participate in the show.

On the day of the competition, major websites added a few more fires.

"The glorious singer Su Shan participated in a comedy show? How down did he go? ”

"Tonight's Funny Night will have a very special contestant......"

"Singer Su Shan's participation in "Funny Night" is it hype, or does he want to bring joy to the audience?"

"Are you optimistic about Su Shan's participation in the comedy talent show?"

Sitting in the backstage of the live broadcast hall of Beijing TV Station, Su Shan patiently looked at the news of the day.

Leng Tianhao blocked his face with his hat, not letting anyone see his face, and the outfit on his body really made him a little unable to face everyone's eyes.

Su Shan wanted to find him this outfit that was worn by the workers on the construction site when they were working, which made a super-rich second generation wear this outfit to perform in front of the whole country, which was really stressful.

At this time, Leng Tianhao affirmed that Su Shan was pulling him into the water.

"What's the matter, the Internet is not optimistic about you!" Leng Tianhao whispered.

"yes!" Su Shan smiled at him.

"You can still laugh?"

"After a while, the audience will laugh when they watch my performance."

"Don't be blindly confident, be careful that you won't be able to withstand the blow."

Su Shan smiled and nodded.

Speaking of which, although Leng Tianhao agreed to help Su Shan, he never rehearsed, this kid is indeed not the kind of person who is very responsible, fortunately, he doesn't need to perform many scenes, as long as he doesn't laugh at that time.

Su Shan said the details of his performance at one time, this is Su Shan's first battle in this world, although there are only two days to prepare, Su Shan does not want to lose the skill points brought to him by the audience because of this performance.

That's right, this is the reason why Su Shan values it most, the reason why he chose to be a star is to let himself appear in front of the public and quickly obtain skill points.

Thousands of skills are the foundation of his foothold in this world, in other words, that "Eighty-one Style on the Bed" is Su Shan's biggest motivation. In fact, not only that, but also "You Need Iron Kidneys", "Build You to Be the Most Attractive Man", "Capturing a Woman's Heart", "It's Important for a Man to Be Handsome" and so on.

Su Shan roughly calculated that it would take more than 30 million skill points to learn the skills he wanted to learn, and this did not include the skills that would be upgraded in the future. He still has a long way to go! But the shortest path is this road to stardom.

As soon as he thought of this, Su Shan felt so tired, fortunately he had a lot of classics in his mind, and fortunately, these classics in his mind were not available in this world.

Just when Su Shan instructed Leng Tianhao, the three masters of the comedy world had already arrived at the scene.

The three judges are very famous, Zhang Daya, a famous cross talk master, has participated in CCTV's Spring Festival Gala many times. Niu Chunlei, a sketch master, is the same as Master Zhang, and has also participated in the Spring Festival Gala many times. Chang De, a comedian, has acted in many classic comedy films.

These three judges have a very high status in the Chinese comedy industry, and it is indeed not easy for the program team to invite them.

There was still an hour before the live broadcast, and the director came over again to tell Su Shan what they needed to pay attention to during the live broadcast, as well as the order of the performance.

Su Shan was arranged to appear third, not the finale, and the last performance was a very fat young man named Li Kuan. It seems that he should be a very good funny artist, otherwise the director would not have arranged it like this.

Time slipped away quickly, and the live broadcast officially began, and after the host greeted the audience with a smile, he introduced the three judges in front of the camera.

The first two contestants quickly finished their performances to the applause of the audience.

On the stage, the host has already begun to announce the curtain.

"I believe that many people are familiar with this player who is going to play next, his songs have been popular all over China, and he was once known as the most talented singer-songwriter, so who is he?" The host asked the audience with a smile.

"Sushan ~ Sushan ~"

Many people in the audience were shouting Su Shan's name.

"That's right, it's Su Shan, so can his arrival today prove his talent again? Let's wait and see, and ask Su Shan to perform "Superstar" for all of us. ”

After listening to the host, the audience applauded.

"Superstar" is a sketch performed by Xiao Shenyang teacher in Beijing TV in 09, this work was a sensation at the time, and the effect was also very huge, and even imitated by many people, which shows the classic degree of this work. At the moment when Su Shan came on stage, many people straightened their waists and looked at Su Shan on the stage, Su Shan's dress was completely imitating Xiao Shenyang back then, combing with partial points, wearing a black suit, and wearing a red collar flower on the collar, which was in great contrast with his previous dress, although it was not very funny, but there were already audiences laughing. Su Shan came to the stage, bowed to the audience, and then said in a suppressed voice: "Thank you very much to all the good friends, you gave your warm and full applause to all our actors." This is back to my time period, and during this time, I will perform for everyone in the audience. From the beginning, my dear friends, you can rest, no one needs to applaud, you are all tired! ”

Su Shan, who was funny as soon as he came up, instantly attracted the attention of the audience, a man imitated a woman's voice, which made people feel cheap, but it would not make people uncomfortable, but it was very interesting.

The audience had never seen such a performance, from the moment Su Shan first spoke, they had the urge to laugh, and when Su Shan finished speaking, the audience laughed out loud.

......The audience applauded unconsciously, and at the same time, they were very interested in Su Shan's performance.

"Stop! Stop! No! No! No need to stop! No need to stop! ”

After the first burden was shaken out, the audience burst out laughing, and they laughed uncontrollably at this alternative performance.

"Maybe when I come to power, everyone may be blinded when they see me like this, in fact, I looked good when I was a child, and my friends. My mother still praises me! Saying that your son should not get angry all the time, they always say that you are ugly. You looked the best when you were a kid, Mom knows! When I was a child, my mother carried you to the park for a walk, and how many people surrounded you to see, so I asked my mother: Sister! Where did you buy this monkey? ”

"Hahaha~" This time the laughter was even louder, and the atmosphere of the scene also rose to a climax at this time.

"Who said that Su Shan couldn't be funny, what people said was obviously very interesting, obviously more funny than the previous shows!"

And the audience in front of the TV was also amused by Su Shan and laughed so happily.

Why is this kid so funny? Some people who didn't know Sushan suddenly remembered Sushan at this time.

As soon as Su Shan on the stage saw the audience laughing loudly, he affirmed his work even more, and he worked harder to perform.

The audience, who had never had such an alternative performance, was unknowingly captured by Su Shan's heart.

In fact, at this time, Su Shan's performance is definitely inferior to that of Teacher Xiao Shenyang, but there is no Xiao Shenyang in this world, and such a work has never appeared on the stage.

It is precisely because of such a novel performance that the audience's heart is firmly grasped.

Most viewers don't care if you're offbeat, perverted or not, as long as you make them laugh, then they will approve of you.

In fact, Su Shan's performance is very successful, although he is not as good as Xiao Shenyang's teacher, he is also three points into the wood, and he is vivid.

For example: Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm seasick, and when I see the sea! I just want to throw up. directly made the audience lean forward and back with joy and laugh non-stop.

They really didn't expect that Su Shan would be so funny, they didn't let them stop at all, and their faces stiffened, but they couldn't help it.

In this regard, many people are impressed by Su Shan, thinking that this Su Shan is too powerful.

Su Shan's performance has gradually entered the state, and the realization is very good, and it has brought the audience into his performance. When that sentence: Are you still chasing? I'm home! After finishing speaking, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Haha, he's so talented, he's home, haha~"

"Why is this guy so funny? Laughing makes my stomach hurt. "What's your stomach ache?" My face froze with laughter. ”

After Su Shan waited for the audience to finish laughing, he then introduced himself. "Let me first introduce myself, my surname is Sushan, Sushan is my Chinese name, and my English name is sushan. I didn't prepare any precious gifts for everyone when I came to this stage, so on the stage, sing a song to my friends! ”

Many people applauded, they knew that Su Shan was a singer, and it was a great sincerity that he could treat the song as a gift, and for many years, they hadn't seen Su Shan sing on stage.

When Su Shan heard that the audience was very supportive of him, he let go of his hanging heart, after all, this is a funny stage, and he is really worried that the audience will not buy it. As Su Shan nodded, the music sounded