Big Fat Boy......

Knowing that Aihua had misunderstood something again, Optimus Prime and the ambulance were strangely silent in the Autobot interior. And the unknown iron sheet was furious on the spot: "This carbon-based actually says I'm fat!"

Optimus Prime and the ambulance, who were straining their nerve lines, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately Ironhide didn't think the other way.

Thanks for the cultural differences!!

For Cybertrons who just download language packs from the Internet to learn the language of the earth, they can only understand the superficial meaning of certain words without searching for them. For example, the four words big fat boy, literally mean very fat boy, as the iron skin of the old-fashioned and upright old Cybertron veteran, he naturally does not think about strange places.

Due to the relationship between the living environment and economic constraints from childhood to adulthood, Aihua girl has accumulated even more practical work experience than her studies since she was a child, she has a long driving experience, but she has little contact with small cars such as vans and cars, but is more familiar with large, similar road rollers, forklifts, cranes and even agricultural tractors. Therefore, after the appearance of the limited commercial truck scanned by the iron sheet, the Aihua girl immediately circled around the iron sheet twice as if she had seen the novelty of the ambulance, and her hands were quite novel, from the body window and mirror all the way down the tire to the bottom of the car, and even the fuel pipe.

And in the inner line, the iron sheet jumped like thunder: "Slag furnace, doesn't this female carbon-based have any shame?! How dare you touch anything!'

Ambulance: "Calm down, Ironskin, she doesn't know we're mechanical beings, you're just a normal car now."

Ironskin: "If it weren't for that, I would have asked her to try my 'water gun' a long time ago, saving the time for the assembly line to be rebuilt."

Optimus Prime: "Iron ......"

Ironskin: "Well, I know what you're trying to say, it's just a joke."

Fortunately, the Aihua girl didn't have much time to study, and after looking carefully at the iron sheet up and down, she got out from under the car, she reached out and patted the body, and said to herself with some doubts: "How is it dirtier than the car father and the car mother, well, but the child can be naughty and can be said to be a little reasonable......"

Without waiting for the iron sheet to ask the father and mother of the car in the inner line, the Aihua girl had already bent down and grabbed his car head directly, like holding a paper model version, and easily carried the iron sheet and put it on the washing table. Iron Hide suddenly felt that the butt of the car was hot and hot, which was the straightforward attention salute of Optimus Prime and the ambulance from behind.

The old man has been clean for millions of years, who knows that he will not be guaranteed in the old age. At this time, he suddenly thought of the truck he saw when he came, and now he thought that it must be that Optimus Prime didn't run, but by the time he came to his senses, he had lost the qualification to tease Optimus Prime. The iron line was sparkling, and at the end was a bright and sad ash that was turned over and over by Aihua.

Soon, Aihua Girl cleaned up the body, took out the black paint and began to repaint, unlike Optimus Prime, who has amazing endurance, although Iron Sheet is also a veteran, but in this regard, it is far from the level of a leader. Even if she can endure it without deformation, but the body reaction that should be there is still difficult to control, so when Aihua repainted, she felt that the fuselage of the commercial vehicle under her hand was hot, and the engine inside made a popping sound.

"This car not only needs to be cleaned and repainted, but it needs to be repaired......" Ava muttered.

Hearing this, Uncle Pi was wronged in his core, and he was bitter in his core.

Optimus Prime: ...... Ironskin, are you alright?'

As soon as Optimus Prime sent a message, there was a sound of sealing glaze outside, and the dog-nosed car felt a shock to the body when he heard the sound, and the feeling of 7,000 high-frequency vibrations rubbing against his body still has palpitations! At this time, the Autobot's inner line has been swiped by the iron sheet.

Ironskin: "U-ball, this damn it... Ahh......h

Ambulance: "Activate your condenser sheet, your body continues to heat up, and you will be found to be abnormal."

Ironskin: "It's been a long time ago... Qiha ...... Not... It won't work there......

Optimus Prime: "It's almost over, bear with me, old man, you can do it."

Ironskin: "Ha ......"

Bumblebee: "...... (⊙o⊙) What happened to the iron sheet?'

Quiet――――

Optimus Prime: ......

Ironskin: "......"

Ambulance: "......"

Iron Sheet: "The slag furnace forgot to shield the inner line!"

Jazz: 'Hey! Bumblebee, how did you get out! I told you to shut up in a private conversation!'

Bumblebee: "I forgot (⊙⊙)... What are they doing, why don't you bring us along?"

Before Jazz could reply, two chimes sounded from the inside line—

Sir Drop has been removed from the discussion group by Administrator [Ironskin].

Droplet Hornet has been removed from the discussion group by Administrator [Ironskin].

Sir sighed melancholy, and pretended to be deep: "That's the world that only adult machines that have passed the run-in period know...... Unexpectedly, those old men seemed to be looking for the second spring after coming to the earth, and the sunset began to redden.

After the farce of the sudden appearance of the two guys Bumblebee and Jazz, Iron Hide didn't wait for Optimus Prime and the ambulance to come to comfort him, so he directly opened the ban, at this time the good old man's pillar brother must not understand, comfort is also a way to ignite a fire on a gasoline wound. And now that Aihua Girl is still in the garage, the two of them can't speak directly, but they give Iron Hide time to calm down.

Due to the old rust spots and wounds on Ironskin's body, Aihua Girl spent twice as much time grooming him, and by the time she finished work, it was late at night. Aihua, who had consumed a lot of body after swimming across the Mediterranean Sea today, also felt tired at this time, and after putting away the rest of the paint, he dragged his tired body to the bedroom to rest. After she left, the garage became quiet again, and the three planes looked at each other in silence. Waiting until the Aihua girl was already asleep and thought about Optimus Prime for a long time, she spoke: "Although the news of the source of the fire has been found now, the Decepticons should also be in action, so we usually have to be careful." ”

Seeing that Optimus Prime didn't mention what happened just now, the core that Iron Hide was carrying also put down, and said: "Megatron is not here, the style of the tigers is much more low-key than before, and the Red Spider guy came to lead the Decepticons, but let them learn to pick up their tails and make a machine." ”

"Red Spider can't be underestimated, he has a different cunning than Megatron, and in some ways, even more difficult than Megatron, and it's hard for us to understand his CPU circuit." As the leader, Optimus Prime said cautiously.

The Autobots in the garage took advantage of the dead of night to analyze the form, but the Aihua girl in the bedroom listened to their conversation in a half-dream, but she was too tired to be woken up by this, but remembered a noun that was repeated repeatedly in the conversation of several machines - Megatron. Aihua girl is a species/flower/family, when she hears unfamiliar words, the first thing she thinks of is not to look up the dictionary, but to Chinese homophony.

Megatron = Megatron = Buy a Bed......

Buy a bed...... Buy a bed......

Buy a bed......

These three sounds kept ringing in the garage, and the half-asleep Aihua girl frowned, surrounded by countless styles of beds in her dream.

was chased by the bed for a night, and the Aihua girl who didn't sleep well got up late the next day for the first time, with a big black shadow in her eyes. She walked to the garage in slippers and sleepy-eyed, and saw that there were only three cars parked calmly inside, and couldn't help but wonder: "No one, it can't be a car that wants to buy a bed, maybe I heard it wrong......" After the Aihua girl finished speaking, she yawned and left, but after she left, there was an uproar in the car core.

Ambulance: "Big brother, she just mentioned Megatron!" I recorded that sentence, and it wasn't in carbon-based English except for the three words Megatron. ”

Optimus Prime: "Yes, I am analyzing the language, it should be another country on the earth, the language of the flower planter, Chinese, and it seems to be some kind of dialect." ”

Ironskin: "Don't talk nonsense, let's decipher what she just said in the next Chinese language and text packet, if the Decepticons really form an alliance with carbon-based, then our situation will be very dangerous...... Wait, how does this Chinese language pack take up so much memory. Iron Sheet unzipped the downloaded language pack, and suddenly a group of words and texts popped up, and clicked on-

Min, Cantonese, Hakka, Wu, Gan, Guanhua, Xiang, Jin, Hui, Pinghua, Zhuang, Bai, Tibetan, Wa, Yi, Lisu, Naxi, Kam, Dai, Mongolian, Jingpo, Dongxiang......

“……”

Learn, learn, which one?!

"It's just a regional pronunciation difference, we can load the text pack first." After the ambulance finished speaking, it immediately received the support of Iron Sheet and Optimus Prime.

Then the autobots clicked on the text packet -

Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Bamboo Script, Wa, Miao, Square Baiwen, Square Yao, Mongolian, Jingpo, Uyghur, Tibetan, Korean, Dai, Jinping, Xibe, Turkic, Uighur, Chagatai, Shuishu, Manchu......

……

The ambulance was silent for a while, and said: "I think it's better to find more professional personnel to deal with this kind of thing, and blind search without a clue is just a waste of time." ”

Iron Sheet decisively added back the jazz who was kicked out, and shouted on the inside: "Sir, come here, there is a mission!" ”

The upright pillar brother suddenly realized: "Jazz has indeed always been very interested in carbon-based culture. ”

Iron & Ambulance: "Ma ......" →_→