Chapter Twenty-Nine: Jerk off is a sport
When Lin Fan opened his eyes, it was already dark, but there was a glint of excitement in his eyes because he had broken through.
If he had broken through the second phase of Qi training in his previous life, he would not have been so happy, but this is the earth, the earth without aura, and it is worthy of his pride for a while to break through the second stage of Qi training.
"Lin Fan, what are you doing in the bedroom? Jerk off? Don't come out to eat yet. Just when Lin Fan was secretly happy, a roar came, which made Lin Fan, who was already quite excited, instantly regain his calm, just because this voice was his father's.
"Uncle Lin Hai, how can you jerk off in the bedroom? Shouldn't airplanes fly in the sky? Little Lori's voice also came, and Lin Fan immediately pricked up his ears, let you be disrespectful to the old man, don't keep your mouth shut, see how you answer.
Sure enough, Lin Hai's voice became stumbling: "Hit ...... Jerk off, in fact, is a sport, and it can also be played in the bedroom. ”
Lin Fan rolled his eyes, you really know how to teach.
However, I only heard the little Lori say again: "Is it? Then I'll learn too, uncle, teach me. ”
"Poof~" Lin Fan finally couldn't help it and laughed, if he continued to hold it back, he might be able to hold back his internal injuries.
"This ...... This ......" Lin Hai was embarrassed for a while, and then he heard Lin Fan's laughter and was furious: "Lin Fan, you get out of here." ”
Lin Fan pushed the door out, but the smile on his face became more obvious.
Lin Hai's face turned red, and he suddenly pointed at Lin Fan and said to Little Lori: "I can't do that sport, but Lin Fan will, let Lin Fan teach you to go." ”
And then...... Little Lori turned her head to look at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan: "......"
Not with such.
After a meal, Lin Fan spent all his time in the voice of Xiao Loli's begging, and finally Lin Fan couldn't stand it anymore, and really taught Xiao Lori - a set of radio gymnastics.
After Xiao Lori finished learning, she was a little disappointed: "It turns out that this is a handjob, and it's not fun." ”
Lin Fan rolled his eyes, it's really fun to jerk off, but it's not for you.
The next day, Lin Fan started school again, after breakfast, Lin Fan took the little Lori to the school, and went back to the class directly, Lin Fan found that the teacher had come, but for Lin Fan, the teacher came or didn't come the same, anyway, he asked Xu Dongyang to say hello to the school, and he could sleep casually in class.
So he returned to his seat, put his bag directly on the table, and under the angry gaze of the teacher, lay down.
"Some classmates don't sleep yet, I have something to announce." As soon as Lin Fan lay down, the teacher's voice came.
Some classmates? Lin Fan thought, I don't have a surname, and I don't call some classmates, it seems that he doesn't call me, so he continues to sleep peacefully.
Well? There is a hidden weapon, Lin Fan, who was sleeping, suddenly felt something shooting at him, stretched out his hand suddenly, and grabbed it forward, sure enough, something happened to be caught in his hand, Lin Fan sighed, fortunately, he has been single for so many years, and his hand speed is still okay.
Lin Fan raised his head, looked into his hand, and found that what he was holding was a blackboard eraser, Lin Fan just wanted to ask who was throwing things, but before the words could be spoken, he felt more hidden weapons shooting at him.
Lin Fan sneered, my hand speed is beyond your imagination, can you still shoot me? He raised his hands and quickly grabbed those hidden weapons, because the speed was too fast, his hands turned into a ball of light and shadow, and then suddenly stopped, at this time all the hidden weapons had been caught in his hands, looking at the chalk in his hand, Lin Fan smiled and looked at the podium, because he already knew who was throwing things.
"Teacher, you taught us that it's not ...... that litters." However, before Lin Fan's words were finished, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, raised his hands and said, "Teacher, I was wrong." ”
Because Lin Fan saw that the teacher was still holding two moving bricks in his hands.
The teacher did not put down the bricks and bricks without Lin Fan's words, but looked at Lin Fan and gritted his teeth and said: "I announce one thing, next week our school will hold a summer sports meeting, the events are 100-meter race, fun basketball, standing long jump, 100-meter relay race, weight-bearing race, etc., I ask every boy in our class to choose a project to participate, especially a student who loves to sleep, since he loves to sleep so much, the sports cell must be very good, then every project must participate, and all must get ranked, Otherwise, my two bricks are for him. After saying that, the teacher threw the bricks on the lectern.
The teacher's words frightened Lin Fan's heart thumping, and he quickly slept again.
Lin Fan woke up when he was already out of school, but Lin Fan always felt that something was wrong, it seemed that something was missing, Lin Fan thought for a long time before remembering that his alarm clock didn't seem to be ringing, so he looked at the man with glasses and found that the man with glasses was reading a book and didn't scream.
"Why didn't you call today?" Lin Fan asked the eyed man.
"Why am I calling?" The man with glasses touched his head and said a little strangely.
"You don't even know why you're screaming, shouldn't you?" Lin Fan said as a matter of course.
"Huh?" The man with glasses was blindsided by Lin Fan's words, and then he shouted and began to shout: "Ah, ah, I don't know why I want to scream, I'm stupid......"
Lin Fan nodded, that's right, then picked up his schoolbag and left under the screams of the man with glasses.
Finding Little Lori, Lin Fan wanted to go home directly, but he thought that he had no jade anymore and had to get some more jade to go back, so he walked towards the gambling stone shop.
When I came to the gambling stone shop, the security guard standing at the door of the gambling stone shop was still the same security guard last time, and as soon as the security guard saw Lin Fan coming, he hurriedly greeted him: "Master, you are finally here." ”
"Finally?" Lin Fan looked at the security guard suspiciously.
"Yes, master, you don't know, since you gambled on stones in our store last time, the business of our store is much better than before, our boss said, if you come again, you must inform him."
Lin Fan looked inside the gambling stone shop, and sure enough, there were many more people than before, so he nodded and went in directly, as for whether the security guard informed their boss, Lin Fan didn't care.
As soon as Lin Fan entered the gambling stone shop, it immediately caused a sensation, and there were some people who saw Lin Fan show his might last time.
"Look, the God of Gamblers is here."
"God of Gamblers? Cut to the imperial green one? ”
"Yes, yes, that's him."
Some people who didn't know Lin Fan also looked at Lin Fan with wide eyes when they heard the discussions of the people around them, their faces full of incredulity.
"Uh...... It turns out that the last time it had such a big impact. Seeing that the people around him were pointing at him, Lin Fan touched his nose, a little embarrassed.
"God of Gamblers, I didn't see your demeanor last time, it's a pity, hurry up and choose a few rough stones, let us open our eyes." Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted.
"Yes, yes." The people around him also chimed in.