Chapter 1: His Royal Highness the Prince
"Hey! You stop! A young girl shouted and rushed out the door. The girl is only fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing a water-green floor-length skirt with a delicate and beautiful face, which makes people can't help but want to hold pity and pity.
Outside the door, the four big men hurriedly bowed and said, "Miss! ”
The girl ignored the four of them, and shouted at a young man who had run out of the door a little earlier than her: "Hey, I told you to stop, didn't you hear?" ”
On the plaque above the girl's head, the four golden lacquer characters of "Kyushu Dart Bureau" shined with dazzling golden light under the afterglow of the setting sun.
"Why should I stop!" The young man replied lazily. The young man is dressed in a soap suit, with a square scarf on his head, and a little evil smile on his face, which is also cute.
"Humph!" The girl screamed coquettishly, and launched a light skill to catch up.
The boy heard the footsteps and quickened his pace.
However, it seems that the young man's martial arts are far less weak than the woman's, and in a moment he has been pinched and begged for mercy.
"Why don't you run? You're running! The girl said coquettishly.
"Little mistake, you always raise your noble hand, can you let it go first?" The boy immediately pretended to be his grandson, and I have to say that this kid is full of practical knowledge.
"Let you go? Got your aunt and grandmother out there to catch you back? The girl didn't give up, and the strength in her hands was a little bigger.
"Grandma, the little one really knows it's wrong, you ...... Oops! The young man screamed, because of the pain, the person was already crawling on the ground: "Auntie, you light! The small guarantee, as long as you put the small one, the small one will never run! ”
The bustling pedestrians on the street all turned their heads to look at the two teenagers who were fighting.
"Your guarantee is worth nothing!"
"Grandma, the little one didn't mess with you today! That's the kind of fire you made? Even if you want the little one to die, don't let the little one be a fool? ”
"How dare you say that? What day is it? ”
"The first day of September!"
"What else?"
"What else?" The boy looked at the boy suspiciously and asked.
"Isn't today the day to get paid?"
The young man had a look of sudden realization: "What do you say? It's time to pay today, I forgot, you let go of me, I'm going to find the head of the dart, why everyone has received the salary, and they don't send it to me? ”
The girlish face turned blue, and the fingers that had been relaxed increased a little harder, and the painful young man grinned: "What? How dare you splash dirty water on my daddy? When did my dad deduct your wages? As long as your little money, I don't want to give it to my father and his old man. ”
"Maybe the dart head forgot?"
"Forget your size?" The girl couldn't help but stretch out her other hand, grabbed the boy's surviving ear and ravaged it.
The boy seemed to be numb from pain, but he didn't shout anymore.
"I obviously saw that Uncle Ma in the account room just gave you the money, a total of one or two taels of silver, deducted five coins from your hand, and sent you seven coins of silver. What do you think? Do you want me to find out the money? ”
"How do you know? You're following me, huh? ”
"Humph!" The girl snorted.
"What if I get paid? Are you a robber who cuts the path and wants me to keep the money to buy the road? I can't let go of your eyes with this little money! The boy no longer begged for mercy, and pretended to be neither humble nor arrogant.
"Humph! You really forgot! ”
"What did I forget?"
"When you received your wages last month, didn't you say that you would invite me to eat sugar gourds next time you received your wages?"
"Is there one? How come I don't remember? ”
The girl's eyes were red, and she said aggrievedly: "I will bully girls, I understand what I promised, and now I don't admit it." ”
When the young man saw the girl like this, his heart ached, and he immediately thought: "Hmph, it's obviously a tigress, and she still pretends to be pitiful in front of me, so I won't be fooled." ”
With a roll of his eyes, he had another idea, and said with a flattering smile: "Yes, I remembered it, I promised you, you look at my brain, I didn't remember it just now." If you let go, let's go buy it, and you can eat as much as you want? ”
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!" The young man patted his thin chest and promised: "A string of sugar gourds is only three cents, and I will invite it." ”
"Alright then, I'll believe you!" After speaking, he let go of his hand and helped the young man up, and said, "Let's go!" ”
"Wait a minute, my ear hurts so much, let me rub it before leaving!"
"I'll help you!" The girl's hand was naturally placed on his ear again, but this time it was very gentle.
The pride in the young man's heart, this treatment is just two heavens of ice and fire.
"It still hurts, you can blow it for me, it won't hurt if you blow it!"
The girl was ashamed in her heart, how could she do such an intimate thing with him, but when she saw his two red ears that were pinched by herself, she was also very distressed, and said faintly: "Okay! ”
After speaking, he padded his feet, gently approached the young man, almost his face against his face, pouted his small mouth and exhaled like an orchid, and gently blew his ears for him.
The hot wind got into his neck, and the boy only felt itchy all over his body, and couldn't help but turn his head.
"Hmm!" Originally, the girl wanted to be a little shorter than him, but in order to blow his ears, she padded her feet, and now the two of them were almost tall, the young man turned his head like this, and the mouths of the two kissed together, the girl was shy and inexplicable, and her mouth subconsciously wanted to shout, but her mouth was sealed, and only a muffled sound sounded, and her eyes were blurred.
The boy didn't have the idea of taking advantage of her, but because of the itchy neck, he subconsciously turned his head and wanted to rub it with his clothes, but he didn't expect it to be such a result, and he forgot to react for a while.
After a long time, the girl woke up and pushed the boy away: "Hmph, little pervert, see that I don't tell Daddy, let him teach you a good lesson!" ”
"Hey, I didn't mean to, okay? It's all an accident, you must not sue the head of the dart! As soon as the young man heard that she was going to the head of the dart to complain, he was busy saying, although the head of the dart liked him very much, but he also understood better that this girl was the only daughter of the head of the dart, and she was raised as a princess since she was a child, and now he took advantage of the princess, and he didn't dare to like him much, I'm afraid he couldn't please him.
"I'm going to say it! Who made you bully me? ”
"I dare, I said it was an accident, if you sue the head of the dart, I will die. If I die, there's no one to play with! ”
"Hmph, even if it's an accident this time, what about the fact that you lied to me just now that I didn't pay my salary and didn't want to invite me to eat?"
The girl seems to care more about his deception than she is insulted.
"Hehe, what, I'm not poor!"
"A sugar gourd is only a few pennies, even if you invite me to eat one every day, you can't eat you!"
"One a day, isn't that going to kill me? The idea must be strangled in the cradle. The young man said secretly in his heart.
"Hey, why don't you talk!"
"What? I'm thinking if you have anything else to like to eat besides sugar gourds, say it and I'll invite you! ”
"Why are you so nice to me? Say, what is the attempt? The girl looked warily at the young man with a small evil smile on his face.
"Humph! Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, don't say it, I save it! ”
"No, how can the words of a man be taken back? I want to eat cashew nuts, duck pears, osmanthus cakes, ......" The girl pointed her fingers and said dozens of her favorite snacks in one go.
The young man's mouth can't be closed anymore, and if he gets a copy of each of these things, I'm afraid that he will have to sell himself to have enough money to entertain him.
"Good dart!" The boy suddenly stood up and shouted behind the girl.
"Daddy!" The girl smiled and turned around, there was the shadow of her father, and there was only an old man carrying a burden behind her.
Knowing that she had been tricked, the girl turned around and wanted to trouble the little liar, but there was still someone there?
The girl jumped up angrily, kicked a fist-sized pebble out with a flying kick, and shouted in her mouth: "Little liar, stinky guy, come back with you good-looking!" ”
The young man was hiding in an alley at this time, watching the girl enter the gate of the dart game angrily, and said proudly: "Hmph, you want me to go bankrupt?" There are no doors, I don't know how the hell Zhu Bajie died! Stupid! ”。