Chapter 35 Don't Believe in Advertisements, So What Do You Believe? Look at the cure!
With the rewards, the audience is ready to move, but still no one signs up to experience it.
This was something Wen Zhoudao didn't expect, he thought that as long as he promised benefits, the audience would go crazy and rush to experience it, but he took it for granted. As a seller, he knows his products inside and out, so he knows that the experience is very safe.
And the buyers just watched the demo and couldn't believe him 100%, after all, this matter is about life and death, and they are not afraid of 10,000 just in case.
Just when Wenzhou Dao was helpless, he only heard Lu Renjia say loudly: "The performance just looks dangerous, but it is actually very safe." Are there any men who can show up their masculinity and come up and experience it? ”
"yes, I still have men!" Many ladies who came with their boyfriends or husbands were stunned and suddenly remembered the men around them. It's great to let men get on the ** that can satisfy their limelight without having to take risks in person.
"I usually say that I am a lot of cows, how can I be cowardly at this time?" The ladies are either coquettish or sprinkling, and they want to let the men go up if they live or die.
In the face of this life-and-death moment, men must certainly show their masculinity. They argued with reason, but they refused to go up.
"You are so cowardly, how can I live with you in the future! Let's break up! ”
"Don't be like this, I can't go up!"
Finally, an unlucky guy with a strong girlfriend couldn't stand his girlfriend's breakup and walked up dejectedly.
And his girlfriend held her head high, looking around triumphantly and silently showing off her husband's skills.
"Okay, what do you call this handsome guy?" Lu Renjia presided over the Tao very skillfully.
"Ipaku." Men are like mourners.
"Okay, this Bubble Friend is very brave." Lu Renjia handed over the talisman in Wen Zhoudao's hand and said, "Please bring it, it will definitely ensure your safety." ”
Bao Hui hesitated with the amulet and asked, "There really is no problem." ”
"Of course." Lu Renjia said lightly: "If something goes wrong, don't you smash the signboard." ”
Lu Renjia's ease infected Bao Hui, he suddenly held the talisman in his hand, walked to Wen Zhou Dao and said, "Let's start." "There is quite a kind of strong man who is gone forever.
Wen Zhoudao saw his trembling legs, smiled disdainfully, picked up the new marble with both hands, and danced so vigorously that Pao Hui's face turned white with fright.
"Young master, let me try it!" Lei Hu was greedy and hurriedly asked Wen Zhoudao for instructions.
"With your strength, you have to stoning people to death." Wen Zhou glanced at him. Picking stones is a technical job, the force is heavy, it is easy to smash the light curtain and hurt people, and the force is light and the marble will not break, and the effect of shock cannot be achieved.
"Hmph." Wen Zhoudao snorted coldly, picked up the marble and smashed it at Bao Hui's head.
"Whew." Bao Hui was ready to die in his heart, but when he saw the heavy marble smashing towards his head, he couldn't help but close his eyes and let out an incomprehensible whimper.
Sensing the danger of his master, the amulet promptly shielded his body with a curtain of light, blocking the marble and shattering it.
"Bang bang bang." Applause rang out in Bao Hui's ears.
"Good!" The cheers were endless.
"Well done lad." The audience's encouragement brought tears to Pao Hui's eyes: I'm still alive!
"Okay, please Brother Dao present the award to the brave Bubble Hui." Lu Renjia pulled the palpitating Bubble Hui to the front and said.
Bao Hui took the two talismans, and didn't bother to check whether they were genuine, so he walked down with trembling legs.
"Ah Hui, you are so powerful, everyone will listen to you tonight!" His girlfriend said to him shyly.
It's just that Bao Hui, who has lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, has no intention of doing this at all, and his legs are very weak now, and he can't get hard. He pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying and said, "Let me play Dota that night." ”
“……”
With the effect of the field test, the rhetoric prepared by Wenzhou Dao is even more convincing. Before the audience experience session, he stuffed the speech to Lu Renjia.
"Advertisements say that it is better to spend a few thousand dollars on insurance than to spend two hundred dollars on a talisman. The amulet can prevent ghosts, monsters and accidents. It is also said that many cars are ready to replace airbags with amulets. In fact, these are all lies. ”
"Today we have realized the effect of ordinary amulets for everyone, is he really as good as advertised?"
"Ordinary people like us usually buy amulets to protect against ghosts and accidents. Let's not talk about ghosts, after all, I can't catch a ghost for everyone. The audience smiled knowingly.
"We're just talking about accident prevention. Nowadays, accidents are frequent, and the first of them is traffic accidents, and we obey the traffic rules, but there will still be accidents that befall us. In these accidents, there are also many people who have bought amulets, but what role can it play? Very little! Lu Renjia shook his head regretfully, if there is a specific number here, the effect may be better.
"You think, ordinary amulets can only withstand such a small impact. In the event of a car accident, the lighter ones will not be used, and the airbags and seat belts will ensure safety. And if it's a little stricter, it can't be prevented at all. It can be said that it is very chicken. ”
"And this super amulet, which we named Ping'an, can withstand stronger impacts and last longer! The charging time is shorter, and the standby time is ......" There are only a few points in the speech, and the rest is all up to Lu Renjia to play on his own.
"Ahem, I don't think the audience wants to listen to my nonsense right now." Lu Renjia said knowingly: "Next, let Brother Dao explain to you how to buy this super talisman." ”
"Uh-huh." Wen Zhoudao cleared his throat and said, "I think everyone is also curious. Why can we make better talismans than the ones on the market. Because our company invests heavily in scientific research, we are determined to develop better products and better services. Unlike some families who do not want to make progress, they want to monopolize the market by relying on existing products......"
Seeing that Wenzhou Dao was going off-topic, Lu Renjia hurriedly asked, "So Brother Dao, where can the audience buy this peace talisman?" ”
"Uh-oh." Wen Zhou Dao pulled back his divergent thoughts and said to the onlookers who were full of anticipation: "From tomorrow, everyone can buy this talisman at the Immortal Master Temple in the west of the city, and the breaking price is only 508!" As long as five zero eight, the peace amulet to take home! ”
"Chengxi Immortal Master Temple?" An understanding audience said: "It turns out that you are from the Wen family!" ”
"Ahem." Wen Zhoudao must have been beaten to death and did not admit it: "What kind of people from the Wen family, we were just hired to sell them." ”
"No, I also want to remind you that the people from the Tang family are here." The man pointed to the menacing group of Taoist priests over there and said.
"Holy." Wen Zhou Dao didn't seem to be good, and hurriedly asked Lu Renjia to drive away: "The wind is tight." ”
The three of them were very unethical, and they threw down the gravel on the ground and ran away. Before leaving, Wen Zhoudao did not forget to sell: "I forgot to say, because the workmanship requirements of this talisman are relatively strict, so there are not many products produced every day, and the daily limit is two hundred, until it is sold out!" ”