Long and short legs thought that he would be very reluctant to give away his little golden ball.

But in the end, he found out that it was like a kick shot, and if you send it out, you will send it out!!

Afraid of being caught up, he ran all the way to the outside of the Turin team's training base, only to find that there was already a taxi waiting for him! So I got into a taxi with long and short legs and remembered......

That's not right! I've figured out that I'm going to let Yue Yihuang teach me the Broken Leaf Ball!

Lei Yi took out his mobile phone seriously and typed out this sentence: [Can you teach me to kick the leaf ball? Everyone says your crushed leaf balls are the best in all of Europe! 】

But after the little long and short legs typed such a sentence, they thought again: It's not right! Isn't this just me deliberately bribing him with the little golden ball, forcing him to teach me the leaf crushing ball!

Thinking of this, the long and short legs couldn't help but cover their heads and make a sound of annoyance! I'm so stupid! I should have asked him if he could teach me the broken leaves before he took out the little gold ball!!

But that's it! The long and short legs could only send out a small golden ball, but he forgot the most important thing he did this time!! So sad that he brought that sentence back to Rome......

So, the winter break of the season has officially begun!

In this short vacation, the Lei Yi family plans to spend this most important festival of the year in the eyes of Westerners in Rome! And because the streets and alleys are full of Christmas, the hostess of this house has not been able to resist the temptation of unscrupulous merchants and bought back a lot of Christmas-related items! So Lei Yi's family has a Christmas tree! But how can you just have a bare Christmas tree and not decorate it properly!!

Thereupon...... One by one, the things were moved home.

In such an atmosphere, long and short legs also make a plan for themselves that must be completed during this year's winter break! Add a tattoo to your body.

To be honest, he already wanted to get a tattoo for himself when he first came to Lazio! But I never made up my mind. After all, if you get a tattoo, you can't get it down! But now, after that battle with Turin, he feels that he needs something to sue himself and others, and he is no longer the same as he was before that war!

He's a reliable man now!!

So Long and Short Legs specially contacted the vice-captain of his club, and now Cavalle, who is enjoying his vacation in Colombia, told him that he wanted to tattoo a handsome and compelling tattoo! After getting the tattoo artist recommended by the other party, Long and Short Legs got in touch with the tattoo artist and made an appointment with the other party in a hurry!

After that, Long Leg didn't sleep all night, and he spent the whole night thinking about what he was going to tattoo on himself! And where should it be tattooed!

Thinking of the next morning, there was still only a vague concept in the head of the long and short legs, so he did not hesitate to send out an off-the-field request for help!!

Tigos said that a player just needs to have a tattoo to be sexy. But is he going to tattoo a tattoo that people can usually see? Or still have to tattoo a shot inside. Can only be seen when the pants are advertised?

Lei Yi: What do you say!! I wear the jersey more often than just inside. There are many opportunities for underwear!

Enzo said that the content of the tattoo should be seriously considered, and that statements that he is not sure about the content must not be tattooed. In the past, players challenged Chinese and Arabic with tragic consequences. He thinks that it would be good to have a pattern on Thunder Wing.

Lei Yi: Is it true that a person like me can only have a tattoo and not a word!!

Dominguez said that he felt that it was best to have long and short legs and nothing on them. Although many players have tattoos, it is true that not everyone is suitable for tattoos.

Thunder Wing: You're being biased against me!!

When Lei Yi asked around and finally asked about Yulan's seniors, the sweet Irish sweetheart outside the painting style said that a 3D big hand and a small hand tattooed on the arm are the most handsome!

Thunder Wing: ..................

Since it is unreliable to ask for help outside the field, the long and short legs feel ...... Then he can only be on his own, and he will have enough food and clothing by himself!! He took out A4 paper, colored pencils and erasers, and first spent a small person on the picture! Put a jersey on the villain! Then I scribbled on the little man in the jersey and thought about what kind of tattoo I had to be worthy of such a handsome player!!

That's it! With a young body, I can think about it for another night, and after making an appointment with the tattoo artist the next day, I ran over in high spirits!

"Hello! I was introduced by Cavalle! I'm his club teammate, Leiy! ”

The tattoo artist recommended by Cavalle, a Colombian who has the largest number of tattoos in the Lazio team and has the coolest effect, is not young, gray hair, but full of lumpy muscles, coupled with the face that is always flat, so that the long and short legs feel that they have entered various states before they sit on the tattoo table!

"Actually, I haven't figured out where I'm going to get the tattoo yet...... Master, can you help me figure out where the tattoo is? ”

The tattoo artist looked fierce, but he had a good work ethic, and when the young-looking professional guest came in, he snuffed out his cigarette and said after a moment of silence: "Do you have any ideas, do you have any requirements?" ”

"I'm ......" As soon as the tattoo artist said this, he was happy with his long and short legs, and Emma finally had someone who could help him pay serious attention now! So he thought about it very seriously and said, "I want a tattoo that can't be covered by a jersey!" It is a very conspicuous location that you can see at a glance and look cool! ”

The tattoo artist listened to the request for long and short legs, stared at him for a while, and then said, "Then you can tattoo it on your neck." On the side of the neck, you can extend it a little down, and it will look good to the collarbone. ”

Emma! Tattoo on the neck! On the side neck!! This is so cool!!

Hearing this, he turned his head to look at the mirror in the studio and looked at his neck, as if he was thinking very carefully about how handsome he would be when he put the cool tattoo pattern he had come up with all night!! The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, the long and short legs immediately turned around and said loudly:

"Good! It's tattooed right there! Awesome!! ”

"Have you thought about it?" The tattoo artist did not look at the long and short legs, but took his tattoo tools seriously to disinfect and maintain, "This position of the tattoo is really good, but only a few people will choose there." Because they weren't worried that I would prick the color in with a needle, and tattoo it in that spot...... It will hurt a little. ”

"Figured it out! Manly men are not afraid of pain! My vice-captain says he can trust you! You won't find a better tattoo artist in all of Rome! ”

Hearing this, the tattoo artist who hadn't laughed since he entered the house with long and short legs finally laughed, and the master's masculinity was almost pounced! He then raised his head and asked Long and Short Legs: "Then what do you want to tattoo?" ”

Hearing this, Long and Short Legs immediately took out the A4 paper he put in his pocket, and proudly handed it to the other party: "This is it!" I thought about it for two nights! ”

The tattoo artist took the A4 paper, which had been scribbled many times, and unfolded it, what he saw was ...... It's a colorful, lifelike Angry Bird!!

Tattoo Artist: "............"

Twenty minutes later.

"Yes...... I showed him the drawings I had drawn, and he kicked me out! Looks angry! He thinks I'm teasing him! But I'm serious! Really serious!! If he thinks my drawings don't look good, he can tell me! These are all negotiable! ”

"Yes yes, I really wanted to get this tattoo today! I think the tattoo artist you introduced me to is good! The ones he got on his body were cool! It's the style I love! ”

"yes!! As soon as I entered, he said that he recommended me to tattoo it on the side of my neck according to my request! I think what he said was so good! When I think about it, I feel like the tattoo is so fascinating! This is a tattoo artist with ideals, pursuits and taste! I just want him! I just want you to help me talk to him! We'll be able to discuss everything!! ”

"I, I, I, I'm going to get a tattoo of a bird! Dancing with teeth and claws! Looks a little fierce!! Cool!! It doesn't matter if this is colored or not! Actually, it's good to only have black ones! ”

The innocent long and short legs couldn't understand why the tattoo master, who had just been fine, kicked him out without saying a word when he saw the painstaking work he had spent two nights drawing! No matter how he knocks on the door outside, how he shouts, "Open the door!" Master, open the door! I know you're in there! No one paid attention to him, but the poor man squatted on the side of the road, and after squatting for a long time, he remembered that he still had the vice-captain Cavalle to ask for! So this dialed the other party's communication number.

Fortunately, although there was a seven-hour time difference between them, their vice-captain did not have the habit of sleeping too late even during the holidays, so he called the tattoo artist in Rome early in the morning for the little winger of his own team, and talked to the person for a good time, and the tattoo artist reluctantly agreed to put the long and short legs in the door again.

This time, the long and short legs learned a lesson, and they didn't dare to mention their own drawings with each other, nor did they dare to say half a word to the other party praising their good drawings, but they just sat there very honestly, and described to the other party what kind of tattoo they wanted.

This time, the tattoo artist was not angry no matter how many words he used to describe it, but carefully wrote down his requests and ideas, and then said to him: "Come back in three days, and I will design a tattoo design for you." ”

Long and short legs nod like chickens pecking rice! Nod your head!

Tattoo artist: "Add money." ”

Long and short legs continue to nod!

Tattoo artist: "Plus 1,500 euros." ”

The long and short legs thought about it, and when they saw the tattoo master's sharp eyes looking at him, they immediately didn't dare to think about it anymore and continued to nod! ! Nod!! Nod!!!

In this way, Long and Short Legs waited for three days with trepidation, and in these three days, like a girl in a long-distance relationship with her boyfriend, he texted the vice-captain of his club, making sure that the tattoo artist was still willing to give him a tattoo, and that the tattoo artist would really help him come up with a great design.

It wasn't until the evening of the last day that Cavaree, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally gave Long and Short Legs this answer: "I have known him for four years. In any case, he wouldn't have come up with a tattoo composition worse than the one you've been thinking about for two days.]

Seeing the long and short legs of this text message, tears burst into tears.

It seems that this tattoo experience with long and short legs is really much more tragic than the girls' selection of bags. It's clear that the action is so strong that even Madrid can say that he will go, and after figuring out what he wants to figure out, he will fly back non-stop again, but this time it is to make him wait for three more days for something to look forward to and look forward to, and he thought he could already do it one day! It's still three days without a ball game!!

That simply made Lei Yi feel that his heart was itching and unbearable, and he was about to become hyperactive!! Roll around everywhere you want to go all the time, then roll over and jump a few hard! It's best to be able to jump three feet high and hit the ceiling!

But the nightmarish three days of winter are finally over.

Three days later, Long and Short Legs arrived at the other party's studio half an hour earlier than the time agreed with the tattoo master, knocked and knocked on the door, and did not dare to knock vigorously, only dared to come so quietly.

Eventually, the "bird" he had been looking forward to for a long time was finally about to slowly fly up his side neck.

It took the tattoo artist a lot of professional pursuit to come up with it for three whole days, in order to be able to make this long and short legs say, "teeth and claws", "cool", "fierce-looking" birds, this always fierce tattoo artist also deliberately went to watch the battle between the long and short legs and the Torino team several times, and combined with the South American "garrincha" image, he designed a bird totem with hard lines and smart posture.

I have to say that although the long and short legs made a lot of noise before the formal tattoo, when he really lay on the tattoo table, he said that he was not afraid of pain, he gritted his teeth and never screamed, and let him not move if he didn't move, let him turn his head sideways.

It is precisely because of his "good expression" and the wonderful sense of symmetry between the bird totem and his own temperament that the tattoo artist has a much better attitude towards him in the process of tattooing the bird totem on the long and short legs little by little.

The tattoo, which runs from the side of the neck to the collarbone, was completed five hours later.

When the tattoo artist told him that his long and short legs were all right, the long and short legs, which had been there for a long time, almost rolled over and jumped up from the tattoo table! Looking at the one in the mirror, it seems that he has suddenly matured a lot and is so handsome, but he is still wild, and his long and short legs are so touched that he almost choked!

He said to the tattoo artist, "Master!! That's what I thought!! ”

【Master!!】 That's what I thought!! 】

[That's what I thought!] 】

[The one I thought!] 】

【I think!!】 】

The one you want...... Angry Birds ...... Is it?

The tattoo master who was going to take a photo with him when Lei Yi was about to propose to take a photo with him, and even took a photo with his long and short legs said to him:

"Get out."

In this way, I got the long and short legs of the first cool tattoo in my life...... He became the first ...... to be blacklisted as a tattoo artist for the high-chilling Lazio fan Lazio players......