7. Chapter 7 [The Grief of the Illiterate]
When the whole world was whispering the gossip about the marriage of the legendary extremely fierce and brutal emperor ** general.
In modern society, which is no longer popular for marriage, suddenly, for some reason, there is a trend of marriage and love that cannot be stopped from all walks of life.
"I love you, baby, let's get married~ You see, even the iceberg of ten thousand years can be melted by love, so why can't it be a matter of course between us?"
"Dear~ I thought you didn't have the courage to propose to me in this life! But now you have it! I promise you! I love you too! "Couples after couples seem to be inspired by the times, and one by one they are making a fuss about the 'love of the century' that they don't even have a wedding. The refurbishment of the tricks takes two people who didn't even think about love at the beginning to make all kinds of beautiful love comparisons.
"Oh my God, you still say that marriage is even less free now! Look at the iron-blooded generals! Even someone like him can get married, why can't we? ”
"Yes, dear! It's me who is too shallow, isn't our relationship as good as a vulgar fairy tale like Iceberg and Cinderella? Let's get married! ”
In this way, people who don't even know why they are inexplicably compared to each other don't intend to be responsible for their marriage at all, so they get married in a hurry.
So as Li Xian expected, one day all the steels turned into finger wraps, and the big pieces of iron bent themselves into rings on the hands of their lovers, and even the icebergs chose to melt themselves before getting married. What marriage can't be accomplished? What other bloody stories are unacceptable?
No, because Li Xian, who had submitted a marriage application to Lu Zhi and He Jiu before, and had been familiar with the beauties of the marriage certificate department back and forth, isn't it also spring now that he is seizing this good opportunity to fall in love, and silently showing his iron-clad tenderness to the lovely girl and not losing his own general's side?
Because the marriage of the most important man came too quickly, like a tornado, when the marriage certificate department that used to be full of people has now become a bustling pink scene. I'm afraid that if you stand up and say anything about single aristocrats now, long live freedom will be choked to death by all kinds of dog food, right?
In fact, what the public doesn't know is the fact that when the whole world is surging for this tide of love, and even everyone is eager to grab the people around them to say that they are also companions.
As the two culprits who spread the love virus and don't know it, they are still very melancholy about their 'married' life.
One is He Jiu, who is weak and has to be raised for food and clothing, and regrets countless times that he is happy and miserable in life. I don't know how long it will take to take down the name of the general's wife.
And the other is the most decisive who should have strategized and decisively, but when he ended perfectly with a wishful thinking, he found that his cheap wife was actually illiterate and extremely melancholy!
"I'll find you a private tutor tomorrow \ I'll go to the training ground tomorrow." The two really deserve to be fate to become an oolong couple. With such a tacit understanding, they spoke in unison, but He Jiu and Lu Zhi were not happy about it, but both stared at each other a little unhappily and launched a death ray.
"Find a tutor \ training ground!" The two glared at each other unhappily again.
"What do you mean? Didn't you just say that I was here to help you train your hairball? He Jiu was unwilling to accept the shift in the focus of his work. This especially stabs the straight male self-esteem of the already extremely sensitive Madame Lu (what's the use of this kind of thing?). )。
"Blue Supreme is not a top priority, saving my face is the key. Why didn't you tell me, you didn't even go to school? Are you the cyborg who made the illegal system of the researchers? Lu stared at He Jiu most suddenly, very sternly, trying to see something on He Jiu's face.
However, He Jiu only rolled his eyes decisively and pouted his lips to answer the most unprovoked question.
"Cyborgs! I'm also a cyborg dog! The Academy of Sciences clearly stipulates that it is not allowed to illegally make cyborgs, and those old things are crazy and will not expose cyborgs to such an easy place to be discovered, right? And it's not a single researcher, it's a bunch! They're not stupid! Did you have a problem with your logic? Because he spent enough time in the scientific research institute, He Jiu, who knew more about the scientific research institute, certainly understood what he was most suspicious of.
"And who the hell are you? Look at you as a teenager, being watched like a baby by the people at the scientific research institute. Although your affinity for alien beasts is indeed extraordinary, you shouldn't be controlled because of this, and you haven't even gone to school, right? ”
"You still asked me why, and they told you that I was a fossil. Living fossil! After sleeping for thousands of years, I woke up and the world changed, and people changed. I was 34 years old when I went to bed, and the end of the world was turned upside down. After that, I didn't know why I was buried in the ground. Because there was a small accident in the research institute before, and the fossil that wrapped me was shattered. Then I was found to be injected with nutrients and awakened," He Jiu frowned helplessly and told Lu the most about all the experiences he knew.
"Arabian Nights."
He Jiumu rolled his face and stared at the unreasonable tendon.
In fact, it is no wonder that Lu did not believe in He Jiu's experience the most, because even those scientists who have observed and studied He Jiu for three years have not come up with any reason.
He Jiu's testimony was not acknowledged at all, and even the scientists who watched him recover from a thin, dehydrated body day by day did not think that He Jiu's memory could remain so clear after thousands of years or even longer.
It wasn't like an awakening, it was more like a rebirth. It is like He Jiu, who has been dead for thousands of years, and has been reborn into his future self.
"I don't care why you chose to be illiterate. Learning culture is essential anyway. Judging by the fact that you are illiterate, you are indeed a rare animal in modern society. The most merciless words attacked He Jiu.
"What do you mean why I chose to be illiterate? Is it because I don't want to go to school? As soon as I woke up, they told me that it was the Central Asian Confederation in the 30s AD. Do I have a choice? He Jiu is still haunted by his experience.
Although in fact the current Central Asian Union countries continue to use the script of their own countries. And what He Jiu lacks is actually nothing more than learning in this era. But in order to stimulate Lu Zhi, He Jiu deliberately exaggerated the reality that he was illiterate.
"Then you accept that I will find you a tutor."
"You might as well let me go to school if you find me a tutor." He Jiu is completely to find the most unpleasant for the commander.
"Is that how you want to get out and be embarrassed? I don't even know the words! Lu stood up most mercilessly, and stared at He Jiu condescendingly. He Jiu, who was aroused by his fighting spirit, turned his brain, and he was also carried away by anger for a while! Turned around, picked up the pen on the table, and wrote the classic poem "Lying Spring" on the paper smoothly
"Do you dare to read it out loud? Do you dare to recite this poem? If you don't even dare to read such a simple poem, what right do you have to laugh at me? He Jiu held the poem and almost slapped it on the face of the best.
The poem written by He Jiu was the most predominant, frowning, not thinking that this poem was anything special, but he didn't plan to read it. As a result, this classic "Lying Spring" did not have any fun in the most important body. And it just made Lu know best that He Jiu was not really completely illiterate.
"I'm an excellent graduate of one of the country's top universities, and even if I can read this poem, it doesn't mean anything. But it seems that you still know a few words. You don't want to be locked up with me, you want to go to school? Good! I can satisfy you, but you must also make sure to maintain my image and that of yourself, and bring with you the guards and tutors I have arranged for you. "The last concession comes from the care of He Jiu, a petite and fragile (in front of him) teenager.
After all, as a strong man, he always scheming with a weak person who can be pinched to death almost at once, and he really can't show the demeanor of a general at any point under his command.
In the face of thousands of troops and horses, he is not afraid and hesitant, and he is angry with a young man who looks immature? After recovering his coldness and sanity, he was no longer in the mood to continue to spend energy on these private matters. What you should really worry about is that your army still has the training of alien beasts.
Although most of the controllable beasts have their own masters, the beasts that have always been suppressed by force and abilities are always unable to achieve a better cooperation with their masters.
This eternal contradiction is also a helpless reality. In the Central Asian alliance countries now have strong enemies outside and evil inside, domesticating alien beasts is an imminent problem for the strong and lonely emperor.
And the Yan zhòng of this question is also why Lu was able to invite He Jiu to be his own person so unexpectedly when he saw He Jiu being able to subdue the Blue Supreme for the first time.
At that time, the words 'become my person' for the most such people were tantamount to the highest level of recognition and appreciation. It's not simply about subduing a capable person into a subordinate, but about using the euphemism of the most top-level powerhouse to express praise like 'your ability is outstanding, please join my team'.
But Lu met Lan Supreme the most, and Lan Supreme met He Jiu, and He Jiu just happened to encounter Lu Zhi the most.
This is like an unsolvable reincarnation, and it seems that a fate is also the beginning of Lu's most fate with He Jiu.
He Jiu didn't know how precious and rare this God-given ability was, and he didn't understand how important he was to his own being.
Although he understood at the beginning that he took advantage of the fire because he was most valued by his subordinates, he lost all his marriage power. But this does not prevent He Jiutong Guòlu from helping him to truly become a future beast taming master with his own career, his own ability, and his own honor.
Although He Jiu at this time may not have considered so long-term.
"So when am I going to enroll? What about Blue Supreme? ”
He Jiu slept with Little Furball for a few days, although he was a violent and ferocious beast in other people's mouths, but he was attached to He Jiu. Therefore, He Jiu, who was originally a bit of a middle-aged uncle who loves children, began to be reluctant to fall in love with the little hairball.