Chapter 3 This world is poisonous and not for me

"Hahaha......" Looking at Xiaobai's figure of running away, Lin Fan laughed wildly.

The little girl looked inexplicable, and secretly wondered in her heart, isn't this funny?

Since Xiaobai escaped, Lin Fan and the little girl had no common language, and he had no pedophilia and could not be interested in a little girl, so he no longer paid attention to the little girl and turned to the classroom, but he hadn't taken a few steps before he was stopped by the little girl.

"My name is Xu Yaxin, I am in the second grade this year, what is your name?" The little girl asked at Lin Fan.

"Lin Fan, also in the second grade." Lin Fan responded, but did not stop returning to class.

The little girl ran a few steps to catch up with Lin Fan, and continued to ask, "Which class are you from?" Maybe we're in the same class. ”

"Second shift." Lin Fan replied.

"It's a pity, I'm in the first class." The little girl said with some disappointment, but then he raised his head again, looked at Lin Fan and asked tentatively, "Your puppy is so cute, can I play with him in the future." ”

"Absolutely." Lin Fan said indifferently, but thinking of Xiaobai's back that had just fled, he added another sentence in his heart: "As long as it is willing to play with you." ”

After separating from the little girl, Lin Fan went back to the class directly, at this time there were already a lot of people in the class, Lin Fan glanced at the class, and found that there was still a vacant seat in the corner behind, so he was ready to walk to the vacant seat, but as soon as he raised his foot, a girl suddenly stood up and waved to him, and looked excited: "Come here, come here, sit here with me." ”

Lin Fan touched his face and admitted that he was very handsome, but why was the little girl so precocious and bold now, there was no way Since everyone was graciously invited, Lin Fan was not easy to refuse, and walked straight to the seat next to the little girl, with a reluctant look, originally he wanted to sit in the back and sleep.

Walking to the little girl's side, Lin Fan put the schoolbag on the table and put it on the table, just wanted to sit down, but he didn't expect the little girl to exclaim: "Ah~ Stinky rascal, how can you sit inside?" I wonder if a boy and a girl will have a baby if they sit together? ”

Stinky hooligans? Is it scolding me? Lin Fan was a little puzzled, since it was the little girl who invited him to sit here, then he definitely didn't scold himself? But why do you scold me and point at my nose? Could it be that this little girl has squint eyes, Lin Fan looked at the little girl's bright eyes, it didn't look like squint eyes, why did it ...... Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of a possibility, turned around suddenly, and sure enough, there was a girl with a ponytail standing behind him~

Nima, it's her own passion.

Lin Fan just wanted to explain, but the ponytail girl behind him didn't give him a chance, only to see the ponytail girl pinching her waist with both hands and yelling at Lin Fan: "Oh, you are a dead pervert, you don't learn well at a young age, didn't your mother teach you whether men and women kiss or not?" Didn't your father teach you to flirt with other girls casually, will you be beaten? Is there a bit of morality, is there a bit of suzhì, the society has become filthy because there are more people like you, and the country is turbulent because there are more people like you, you ......"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Lin Fan hurriedly admitted his mistake, and then let the ponytail girl continue, he thought he was hateful. But he really didn't do anything, how could he still rise to the height of the country, Lin Fan wanted to cry without tears.

But the little girl obviously didn't let him go: "You think an apology is over?" People like you should give you a long memory, eat me a slap in the face, you ....... Saying that, the little girl decisively gave Lin Fan a kick.

boom

Hiss~

Lin Fan took a sharp breath, he watched the little girl get closer and closer to his vital point, he wanted to hide but didn't, he overestimated the body of his current body.

Nima, it hurts.

Lin Fan wanted to bend down, so that he could be a little more comfortable, but the three-foot man's face could not be lost, so he gritted his teeth and stared without bending down.

"Oh, little one, you can bear it, right, watch me make up for it." The ponytail girl didn't hesitate to kick again.

boom

"!!"

Lin Fan bent down suddenly, tears were about to come out, damn, it's okay for me to pretend to be something, I felt the pain like a fire below, Lin Fan's intestines were repentant.

Holding his stomach and bending over, Lin Fan hurriedly left this place of right and wrong, and honestly sat down in a corner of the classroom, and heard the conversation between the two girls before leaving.

"Wouldn't you be too ruthless like that?"

"It's not ruthless, it's not ruthless at all, my mother said that when you encounter a pervert, it's light to kick ****** off."

"Oh, well, you go back and teach me that move, and I'll give him two kicks to try."

This world is poisonous and not suitable for me, Lin Fan thought.

……

Looking at Xiaobai again, after Xiaobai escaped from Lin Fan, his face was annoyed.

"It's over, it's over, I was actually seen naked by Lin Fan's kid, how can I see people in the future."

Remembering that he had just been turned over by a little girl, Xiao Bai felt a little incredible, and remembered his own embarrassment, Xiao Bai felt a blush, shook his head, and wanted to throw his embarrassed appearance out of his mind, but no matter how he shook it, his mind was full of Lin Fan pointing at his crotch and laughing. "Ah, ah, what to do? What to do? "Xiaobai wants to go crazy.

"Look, look here's a puppy." Just when Xiaobai was helpless, suddenly a twelve or thirteen-year-old fat man pointed at Xiaobai and said.

"Where? Where? A little thin man heard the little fat man's shout and hurriedly ran over.

"There." The little fat man pointed at Xiaobai and said again.

"Really, it's so cute." The little thin man also saw Xiaobai and said.

The little fat man slapped the little thin man on the head fiercely: "Cute fart, it's delicious, no wonder your dad is a chef and you still eat so thin, catch this dog back, and let your dad cook it for us today." As he spoke, the little fat man licked the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Yikes! He's going to run. The little thin man looked at Xiaobai who was running away and shouted to the little fat man.

The little fat man slapped the little thin man on the head again: "You shout at me, chase after me!" ”

Little Skinny: "Oh. ”

In this way, a little fat man and a little thin man chased a dog at a gallop, tired like a dog, and the dog in front ran in front unhurriedly, stopping from time to time to wait for the two people behind, and gave the two people behind a look of encouragement, and then the two people continued to chase again.

"Don't run, don't run, I'm tired." Finally, the little fat man couldn't hold on at first, and sat on the ground: "This dog is really difficult to chase." ”

"Yes...... But aren't we going to eat dog meat? The little thin man was also tired and panting, and his words were intermittent.

"Don't eat it, don't eat it, the price of eating this dog is too great, I'll let my father buy me two catties of dog meat when I go back." The little fat man's head shook like a rattle, and for the first time, he felt that he was so tired from eating dog meat.

"Look, the dog is running back again." The little thin man suddenly pointed ahead and said.

The little fat man quickly looked back and saw that the dog had really run towards them.

"Shhh The little fat man said.

Little Skinny: "Good"

The little fat man and the little thin man lay on the ground, pouting their butts and scratching as if they had been pointed, motionless, but their eyes were firmly fixed on Xiaobai, and Xiaobai walked towards them slowly as if he didn't see them.