Chapter 259: Two Hundred and Fifty-Nine:

That was the final goal of the game, 5:6, and Manchester United won the game.

The fans are also quite calm, in fact, both sides have made mistakes, there are many regrets, the game itself is exciting, and they all tried their best. They were about to leave the pitch here, but the players had no intention of going down the tunnel, and the whole Blackburn team pressed Ter Stegen to the goal, making him face the net pocket and holding his head and pouting his butt.

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Friends who watch the Bundesliga understand in seconds, Ter Stegen's table is actually good, he has a lot of wonderful saves, and that butter hand is still a pit! The teammate's return pass was like this, and there was no one.

Because of this heavy mistake, his teammates decided to punish him and let him pout his head with his hands on the king's buttocks, and his teammates went to the penalty spot to shoot, which should be said to be a butt shot.

Originally, the camera was going to be cut, but because of this change, the TV station extended the broadcast time, and the camera focused on Capturing Ter Stegen's buttocks, cutting several angles, and letting the audience in front of the TV see the expression of the lion cub.

qaq ← like this

The ball was dropped to the penalty spot and Ibrahimovic was the first to step up.

"Don't move, don't move and kick three times, if you move, you will be punished!"

The little lion wanted to learn Leander Wow, before he could do it, Ibu made a move, if he didn't understand it before, he should understand it after seeing it. Eevee's kick hit the ass accurately, and the little lion didn't hold his head anymore, and covered it with his backhand.

Attack the goal, attack the goal! Also heavy artillery!

"Zlatan, you're too much, I'm not going to do it!" As soon as he turned around, he received the eyes of his teammate Sen Sen, with a sword and sword in his eyes, Ter Stegen swallowed his saliva, and didn't say a word to pout the transfer.

People say that Blackburn is good, what a good thing! There are no human rights at all!

The goalkeeper is just as important as the midfielder! Why is Hames the eldest brother and he the younger brother? Defy! t^t

It's only a moment of dissatisfaction, because the second kick is coming soon, he's ready, he's been pouting for three seconds, come on! Why haven't you come yet? Don't you know that waiting for this process is the most painful?

After holding back for another two seconds, Ter Stegen turned around, and Podolsky was about to get up, but at the critical moment he called a stop!

"I want to appoint my own people, I want Hames!"

Team: No!

Hames is the eldest brother, how can the eldest brother do it himself? Big brother just watch the excitement!

Because everyone refused too decisively, Ter Stegen spoke again: "Then I want Sven!" ”

Do you think you are handsome and kind?

You look at Leander, kindness isn't it?

Everyone retreated to the next best, and the demands still had to be fulfilled for him, Podolsky took the initiative to step aside and let Sven come, Sven proved himself today, he is not Sven!!

This kick made a big kick, "Whew! ”

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Ter Stegen squatted down and waited for the third person to come, he waited for about half a minute, and kept urging in between, okay? Aren't you okay yet? Ouch, hurry up! Whoever comes, hurry up, you guys!

He finally waited for the third kick, and it turned out to be a barrage!

Looking back,

Bully!

Ibrahimovic personally pushed the smiling and lively Leander over, so that everyone could see the accuracy of the strongest firepower in the Premier League on the spot, and they also fished two extra balls, three in a row, Leander chose the target to shoot with three consecutive kicks as if playing a game.

"Slap" "Slap" "Slap"!

When the little lion turned around, his teammates laughed and fell to the ground, and Rooney was raising his hand: "Let me come!" ”

The Red Devils are looking at the lively teammates here and are ready to drag him!

Stop it! Can you be the same as Ander? People played in Blackburn, and Giggs was about to drag people again, and Leander took the initiative to pull him: "Let Wayne go!" He also knows that he has wasted so many opportunities, and he wants us to forgive him, which is still very touching! Go ahead, go squat! ”

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The audience in front of the TV went crazy laughing when they saw the first kick out, and they were just about to criticize Ter Stegen for a few words, if it weren't for his butter hand, wouldn't he have won? Seeing Ibrahimovic go out with this kick and hit Ter Stegen's ass, everyone still dubbed in their hearts: "Smack!" ”

After the snap, he burst into laughter.

[German players are all good at playing, laughing and crying!] ]

[Let Endel give him a kick, and his ass will be more upright after today, and he won't have to pad anything.] ]

[I wonder why Ter Stegen came to Blackburn?] Why is it always you who is unlucky? howoldareyou? ]

[Who said Ander!! Who are you out! I'll take a screenshot of the lion cub and let him kill you! ]

[Hahahahaha, is the ass okay?] ]

[c-_ Is your ass okay?] ]

From here, from the Premier League, fans all over the world are lining up to care about Ter Stegen, and Blackburn is too ruthless, it hurts to watch! Will you dare to butter him in the future?

Rooney hasn't been on it yet, and the topic has already stirred up.

#特尔施特根你的屁股还好吗? #

#特尔施特根你还敢不敢黄油手了? #

At this time, the mutation on the field saved Ter Stegen, Rooney raised his hand first, then turned and ran like crazy, Leander took out the speed of a sprinter and flew to catch up.

At ten meters, Leander had not yet started to act, and at twenty meters he ran, he jumped out like a cheetah, running towards the goal, the distance between them decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the fans did not leave, waiting to watch the show!

The dead fat man is still doing!

He ran and yelled!

"Don't chase me! Don't chase me! I won't kiss you again! I don't like rough guys! ”

"Ahhhhh

"Die, you !!"

The famous saying is true, if you don't do it, you won't die.

The camera captures the details, and after he finishes roaring, Leander's handsome face distorts instantly. Convex (艹)

Dead fat you run! You keep running! If I don't kill you today, I won't have my surname!

Leander sprinted faster, and it took him two seconds to grab Rooney's collar, which he dragged to the back of his collar, allowing him to be dragged face up at a 45-degree angle.

From that half, all the way back into the box!

Rooney struggled at first, and said cruel words, and found that Leander withered without eating this set.

"You let go of me! Let go of me, let go of me! Can't I squat? ”

"I want human rights, I want dignity, let go!"

"Not alive! I'm not alive anymore! I'm going to hit the goalpost! You don't pull me, you let me go!!!! ”

Leander: =_=

His face was expressionless, and he was about to drag back the dead fat man who was pulling the jersey with both hands and looking loveless.

After dragging it on, he looked at the fat man who was sitting on the ground and couldn't get up.

"Do you go and squat, or I'll find a pig to let you kiss it, and forget it after kissing."

You can't imagine that Leander is still holding grudges when you kill him, and he still remembers kissing that bite! He's going to settle accounts with Rooney! Kicking your ass is light!

Rooney was going to fight to the end for dignity and Leander.

He prepared to be a friend for two days, and frightened him, and when he heard this, he was intimidated.

"I was wrong! Big brother, I was wrong! Leave me alone! ”

Rooney wanted to fake crying twice, but Leander waited for him, and he got up and went to the door, just as Ter Stegen had just done, holding his head and squatting down.

The audience didn't know what was going on, but the commentator remembered Leander's personality and casually said: "Is it because of the kiss before, Leander has always been a personality that takes the overall situation into account, he won't clean up Rooney during the game, and he will turn over the account after the end." ”

That's right!

I was so nervous in the final stage that I almost forgot about it!

The fans and friends who were still sympathizing with Rooney just now immediately understood, and Andy Gray said indignantly: "Old friend, if you kiss me like Rooney, I will beat you to death even during the live broadcast!" ”

"I won't kiss you!" Ugly fat man! →_→

Kaye was two and a half years old at this time, he could walk on his own, he could even walk on tiptoe, he would play football with his father, although his thinking was still immature, he already had his own ideas, he knew what he liked and disliked, he could call out his parents and the names of those who often met, he didn't understand why his father was dragged by Andre, he laughed after listening to Colleen's explanation, he laughed very happily, laughed and began to hiccup.

"Haha kick his ass! Kick Daddy! ”

While he was entertaining himself on the couch, Colleen calmly took a close-up photo of her husband, and found a photo of her son's movements and uploaded it to Facebook.

Y (Colleen): The last time my son wasn't eating well, Wayne punished him for squatting, squatting with his hands on his head, and he was wearing a small jersey at the time, and I took a picture of Kaye even though I felt very sorry for us. [Figure] [Figure] [Figure] [Figure]

As soon as the photo was released, I saw two potatoes of the same size, Kaye squatted in the corner at the beginning, and Rooney stood in front of the door with his head in his hands, not only did they have the same head shape, but they also had the same expression.

The first two photos are like this, the third and fourth are Kaye smiling on the couch, one on the front and one on the back, his exaggerated expression can be seen from the front, and the TV screen can be seen from the back.

It's too hard to be a mother, and the live broadcast dismantles the husband and son's stage! Take a commemorative photo!

[Hahahaha!] ]

[Hahahaha distressed Mr. Fat, your son and your wife not only silently and righteously angered Leander, but also demolished the stage and was swollen? ]

[I already know the status of the fat boss in the family, not even Leander Gaugh.] ]

[This wife too!] If it's my wife, I won't clean her up! It's addictive to dismantle the table! ]

[It's better than being addicted to a prostitute by a husband =3=]

[Don't mention the old things if it's all changed, this is the spirit of entertainment, understand?] Even though you use English, I don't think you're British! There is also a bet on what is it if you lose and run naked, this is the national temperament. ]

[Although I know the meaning of the upstairs, I still want to say that I only learned today that the national temperament of the United Kingdom is to demolish the stage!] I thought the sun never set! ]

[Hahahahaha

You think that's the end of it?

There's a follow-up to that!

Colleen also released a photo taken when Leander came to their house, and she also expressed her inner doubts: I know why fans all over the world like him, because he is handsome! But I don't know why the baby likes him too, from Chris in the machine Qì family, to Luca in the Rika family, to Kaye in our family, it's all the same, looking at him Ander is like a dog seeing meat and bones.

The photo she posted was the two of them playing ball in the courtyard of their home, with Kaye squatting on Ander's side; The family watched TV together, and Kaye climbed and climbed into Leander's pocket.

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Enthusiastic netizens helped her solve this problem.

[Because in the baby's heart, Dad is the most powerful, a big hero, and only Ultraman can defeat Dad!] Leander is this Ultraman! ]

[Upstairs you're too fast, I want to say that this proves that Andel is the most handsome, this is a face-looking society!] ]

As soon as Colleen's side was over, the scene was almost over, and Leander just kicked it casually and didn't use any energy. After about ten minutes, some fans released a video, "Rooney" with a burlap bag on his head was beaten, the action was big, and the one who was beaten kept rolling on the ground, while rolling and saying "I was wrong", "I don't kiss the goddess anymore", "The goddess is the whole world"!

As tall and in the same size as Rooney, it caused an uproar after it was issued.

The fans who just said they were going to kill him were saying that it was too ruthless!

Even if he's a little cheap, he can't do this!

Colleen knew at a glance that it wasn't her husband, Wayne's voice wasn't, and the details were different. Although she knew, she didn't waste this opportunity to make her husband make headlines for free, she didn't say anything, put her son down in the room with soft carpets and toys, played by herself, and went to the kitchen to cook food for her husband.

It's an hour at most from Blackburn, and even if you count the post-match press conference, it's not too long, and you can't go hungry after 90 minutes.

When there was a queue on the sidelines to hold Rooney's grievances, Ferguson took Leander to the post-match press conference, and he was one of the best in this game, but also one of the most talked about and emotional.

This time, unlike in the past, the reporter did not ask Ferguson to evaluate his opponent and their appearance, but asked Leander how he was doing with Blackburn.

Leander laughed: "If the team was so good six months ago, maybe I would have stayed here despite all odds, and now Blackburn Rovers are great, even exceeding my expectations." Seriously, when I saw the transfer list in the winter, I thought that they would be reborn and completely different, and it was only when I really met face to face that I found that my ability was stronger than I thought, and in the past three or four months, even young players have made great progress, and now they can take the lead on their own. ”

The reporter also knew the situation at the time, not whether the players wanted to stay, the first salary was too low, and the second boss wanted to pay back the players.

"Before the game, I interviewed their captain, Thiago Silva, who is down-to-earth and never bragging, and asked him what his goals are for this season. He said it was the last four of the Premier League and he was fighting for Champions League qualification. I asked him again, what if he met Barcelona again? He said he would let the opponent see what level Blackburn Rovers are at now, what level do you think? How strong? Can you fight against Barcelona? ”

Do you need to talk about this? "The offensive side is not inferior to Barcelona, and the defense needs to be strengthened."

Originally, the attack power of this lineup can be said to be not lost to any team, and the defenders seem to have the wrong skills, and they are all inserting forward, motivated and moving the world. The most down-to-earth is Thiago Silva, because of the captain's responsibility, and there are personality reasons, but Thiago Silva alone can't even hold a team like Manchester United that eats stars, Barcelona eleven people are the whole, you can't prevent so much alone, if you want to do Barcelona, you have to enter two more iron guards, otherwise it is empty talk.

Needless to say, their coach knows it in his heart.

"We know that Manchester City also won the game in this round, and there are seven rounds to go, and you and the second place are 18 points apart, so whether you can win the title in advance depends on the next two rounds. If City win again in the next round, you will at least draw in the next round if you win the next leg; If Manchester City draws or loses in the next round, they can win the title six rounds in advance, which do you think? Have faith? ”

"I'm sure Professor Wenger will let them know how awesome! I also believe that Manchester United can win Queen's Park and the trophy can be carried to Manchester with its name engraved on it. ”

Manchester United's next leg opponents are Queens Park Rangers, who have just been promoted from the Championship.

Manchester City will take on Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium.

In this comparison, Manchester United have a good chance of winning the title early, and even if Professor Wenger does not want to protect the Red Devils, he will have to think about his own family, they are not even safe in the top four now, and they will definitely fight in the final stage of the league.

Even if other leagues win the championship in advance, they will not be awarded immediately, and they will have to wait until the final round, the Premier League is not, when the Premier League will win the award and when it will be awarded, after this round, Red Devils fans are already looking forward to the second championship trophy of the season.

A seven-time crown is the best wish and the Reds have done their best to make it a reality.

Starting with Leander, he also asked the lord and O'Neill later, and only after the business was finished did the media ask Rooney about kissing him, asking what the situation was at the time and what was his mood.

Heheda, I want to kill him!

It's easy for you to kiss it, you go and explain it to the man in Madrid! Go on!

No matter how difficult the game is, at least I am not tired, and after going home in this situation today, it will definitely be bad, and my husband will take the opportunity to make a request, so he did not wave his hand and passed this noble feeling......