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"Are you hungry?" As Gu Tongye spoke, the expression on his face returned to his previous calmness, and there was still a gentle smile between his eyebrows.

“…… OK! Mu Xiu paused, not knowing why.

Gu Tongye nodded, and then walked unhurriedly towards the two loud-voiced women with two bowls of hot and freshly spicy beef noodles that had just come out of the pot.

At this time, Mu Xiu finally knew what this woman was going to do, his mouth was subconsciously tightened, and he couldn't tell whether he should be happy or jealous.

"Hello two sisters!" Gu Tongye was smiling, making people feel like a spring breeze.

The two women looked at Gu Tongye suspiciously, "Who are you?" We don't know you! ”

"It's okay, we won't know each other in a while!" Gu Tongye smiled, raised his hand as he spoke, and then flipped, and two bowls of beef noodles full of red oil were poured directly from the top of the heads of the two women!

"Ahh

"Ahh

Two screams that resounded across the earth sounded at the same time, and the echo lingered over Yushan Town for a long time! ――

In the Yushan Town Government, above the public court-

"Mighty—"

The tall and sturdy officials stood on both sides, holding a cane in their hands and looking stern!

The magistrate wearing a green official uniform above the high hall has a round big fat face, his mung bean-sized eyes are almost invisible, and the black gauze hat is worn on his head in a regular manner, and the startling wood on his hand is patted, "Be bold and make a fool of the people, you are guilty!" ”

"The villain doesn't know!" Gu Tongye blinked innocently and said.

Looking at the two women at her feet who were burned by beef noodles and couldn't see their human shapes, Gu Tongye stood aside without any guilt, and she realized that she actually had another identity, Xiucai! Yes, that's right, it's the kind of little show that doesn't need to kneel when you see the county official!

So at this moment, when she saw everyone kneeling down to this round county magistrate, she stood very comfortably and shook one leg with no fear on her face.

"My lord, please avenge the small people—"

"The villain is so wronged—"

The two women at their feet immediately began to cry out loud, and the cry was terrible, even more terrible than when they killed a pig.

The magistrate slapped hard impatiently, and roared angrily, "Above the court, there is no room for noise, shut up Lord Ben!" ”

"Poof-" Gu Tongye pursed his lips and couldn't help but chuckle, turned around and winked narrowly at Mu Xiu, who was standing with his sword standing at the entrance of the yamen.

Mu Xiu frowned, his expression was a little unnaturally tilted, and his cheeks were slightly red.

"Gu Tongye, let me ask you, why do you use hot soup to scald the two of them? What is their hatred for you, and you have to treat them so fiercely! Lord Zhixian shook the fat on his face, tried to squeeze out two eyes from the meat pile, and swept his gaze towards Gu Tongye.

“…… They have no grievances with me in the past, and no enmity in the near future! Gu Tongye seemed to think deeply for a moment, and then replied affirmatively.

"You wicked woman, since we have no grievances with you, why do you want to do this to us, my lord, you must be the master of my sisters, my lord!" The woman surnamed Wang began to cry again, snot and tears flowed on her face, blending with the burned skin, red, green and green, looking extremely terrifying!

"Silence, silence!" The magistrate reluctantly slapped the startled wood again and stopped loudly.

When the two of them finally quieted down, they said to Gu Tongye again, "Gu Tongye, since you don't have any grudges, why do you want to do this to them?" If you can't say that you are ugly today, don't blame the official for using a big punishment! ”

"Mighty—"

As soon as the magistrate's voice fell, the yacha next to him shook the yacha and shouted.

Gu Tongye plucked his ears impatiently, and then with a flick of his nails, a piece of yellow earwax flew right on the face of the woman surnamed Wang.

Belch......

“…… I didn't mean to! Gu Tongye explained awkwardly.

The other party was stunned at first, and when she reacted, the people around her couldn't hold back their laughter, she was annoyed and angry, and she didn't care that she was on top of the court, so she jumped up and threw herself at Gu Tongye, "You slut, I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Ahh~~ Kill someone, kill someone, you're going to die, help!" Gu Tongye dodged around in a panic, hiding behind the official for a while, and when the woman chased after her, he pushed the official in front of him towards her, or hid behind the pillar of the public court, rotating around the pillar, and if he couldn't dodge, he picked up the inkstone paper and pen on the master's desk and threw it at the woman!

For a while, the public hall that should have been strict and quiet was in a mess!

"Stop, stop, stop me, boldly Diao Min, how can this be reasonable, how can this be reasonable, whirring ......" The magistrate was accidentally hit by the woman, the black gauze hat on his head was crooked, and the chubby body moved and panted tiredly, she was obviously out of breath, and there was no sound after shouting a few times.

"Someone! Grab those three for me, grab them! Now the master was also forced to start jumping, she couldn't buy a good inkstone for two days, but she was trampled in half by the woman surnamed Qian, which made her flesh hurt!

On the other side, hearing the commotion outside, Qin Hairong put down the poetry book in his hand and asked the subordinate who came in to deliver hot tea, "Let me ask you, what happened outside?" It's so noisy? ”

Thinking of the scene he had just secretly seen, the subordinate couldn't help but hold back a smile and told Qin Hairong in detail about the absurd things that happened in the court.

“…… That's about what it looks like. ”

Qin Hairong couldn't help but hook her lips and laugh when she heard this, "Oh? I'm tempted to join in the fun! ”

[Haha, I'm happy to write it myself, and I'll watch it later! ] 】