11. Common sense about single dogs
"I lost my girlfriend's key last night, so I stayed at our house, and I accidentally spilled it on my clothes while drinking juice, so I borrowed your clothes for her without permission, and that's it......"
I said in one breath the reasons that I had made up before that were quite passable.
"You...... Got a girlfriend? ”
Hanhan's look of hell when she saw the sow on the tree, I was so angry, is it so surprising that I have a girlfriend? …… But it finally diverted her attention.
"Why didn't you say it before?"
"Who the hell is so excited that I can't even interject!"
I let go of her angrily, and Hanhan jumped on the sofa like a Russian muskrat, with an interested look on her face:
"Eh, tell me how you threaten people?"
"Why do I have to threaten people!!"
"Why should a girl who looks quite normal be your girlfriend!"
Han Han leaned over as a matter of course, and his eyes were shining:
"Did you secretly take a picture of someone walking away and threaten to post it on the Internet if you don't obediently be your girlfriend?"
“……”
My face was dark, so she meditated on a serious face, as if in an instant a light bulb was lit above her head:
“…… Or did you kidnap someone's sister, and if she didn't comply, she would attack the pure and delicious little Lori! ”
"Am I such a disgusting pervert in your eyes!"
If I had kept silent, she would have listed the reasons for these crimes one by one!
"Hanhan really can't understand why there are girls who are your girlfriends!"
She muttered innocently.
My mouth opened in disbelief, and finally closed back - forgive you for the sake of someone who isn't my girlfriend......
Hanhan crossed his legs and propped up his chin, shaking his head from side to side like a plush toy, and suddenly his face changed:
"Where are you at this point?"
"What step......" I was a little confused.
"Isn't it already that...... That's it, right? Make...... Something shameful to do! …… Woo, obviously as an elder of Xiaoli, I have experienced that kind of thing! How dare you get ahead of me! Doesn't it seem like I'm shameless! ”
She looked like she was crying aggrieved, and I was dumbfounded.
"Woooooooooo......oo There are women who wear my clothes at my house at night and do lustful things with my nephew! ”
"It's just pure friendship between us, hey!"
I could see the black line on my head and bang my head against the arm of my chair.
"How could anyone take their girlfriend home and do that kind of thing when their elders are home! Don't they all go to express hotels? ”
"Huh? Is that so? Xiaoli, you are very experienced. ”
"This is common knowledge that even single dogs know! Common sense, common sense is not good! ”
"Why don't I know?"
"You shouldn't ask your nephew about this kind of thing, hey!"
So when I finally got back to my room, I felt like I was going to be infected......
"Alas......"
I collapsed on the bed and found Ayayue's dusty school uniform pants still on top of my pillow.
I scratched my head and found her clothes under the bed.
Send it to her tomorrow......
I found a bag and stuffed it in, and then collected Hanhan's clothes and stacked them together.
This guy screamed so fiercely and didn't remember to come to retrieve his clothes, he was really hopeless......
Lying in a room that was much cleaner, I fell asleep faster than I had ever been.
Three hours later.
I opened my eyes in the dark like a feline and ran to the window, and the night was dark.
"Is this ...... 'ritual'?"
I only slept for three hours, but I was as energetic as if I had been brushed with Indian divine oil!
The body has also been fully rested, and the quality of deep sleep that has never been experienced before, probably even if it is squeezed by ten bewitching girls in turn, one sleep is enough to 'get up' and 'die' back to life, right?
At this moment, for the first time, I realized that I was different from human beings......
Open the journal.
September 25, overcast
I probably came to a crossroads of fate, and then I didn't hesitate... Or I can't choose to step into a foggy journey, and I think I can live in peace as long as I want...... Probably, right?
It's great that Hanhan wasn't involved in this matter.
This guy, just let her go off the line all the time.
I paused, not knowing what to write, so I put my journal to the side and leaned against the head of the bed.
Involuntarily took out the phone, was silent for a while, smiled bitterly, and put it down.
And just like that, I opened my eyes and ushered in the dawn.
……………………………
The park is built on the mountain, and the early morning is filled with a thick fog.
came here half an hour early, and then found that Ayayue had already waited at the agreed place.
"Feel it?"
She seemed to read what I was thinking from my expression, and said lightly.
"Fifteen years of experience tells me that I should be sleepy now, but the feedback from my brain is diametrically opposite......"
I smiled wryly, and the sense of dislocation rose and fell like weightlessness.
"For you, if you don't over-consume your thoughts, you can even go without sleep for more than ten days."
"Thoughts?"
"It is a standard used to measure the amount of non-human 'power' such as '倥' and the 'ritual' or even 'Dong' that is given status."
Seeing that I didn't seem to understand, she continued to explain:
"We use the 'world' as a medium to exert our abilities. The level of the quality determines the power of the realm, and the offensive and defensive index of the realm itself. Of course, it is only one of the indicators, and it does not completely determine strength. ”
"That's right...... What about mine? ”
I poked myself with my finger out, looking interested.
"You don't need to worry about these issues until you're used to it."
She looked at me deeply, raised her palm, and suddenly the faint starlight swept over my eyes.
It's indescribable, like liberation, and like sinking.
Compared to yesterday's dual perspective, this time the starlight world is more vivid and palpable, and the real part is like a faded black and white photograph, pale and distant.
Curiously, he stretched out his hand to hold a ray of starlight, which was cool and jade-like.
Suddenly remembering that they were just irradiated yesterday, and the asphalt road was already full of holes, I couldn't help but shudder, and quickly let go.
"It's okay, as my 'ritual', unless I lower the 'punishment', my strength will not hurt you."
"Punishment?"
"That's it."
She stretched out her hand, and the starlight shone brightly.
I suddenly felt a chill in my lower body, and I couldn't help but lower my head, as if I was ...... Is there a missing organ where a sample should be in that location?