27. Offend bear children
Sherlock Holmes was already extremely curious about this family, the father who was too righteous and the clever children, seemed to be unusually harmonious, but after contacting them, he realized that there would be one or two outliers in these children, such as Raven, the little princess of the Lestrade family, and Hannibal Lecter, who threatened him to negotiate with him.
The interesting thing about the detective's family is also reflected in the name, there are only four with the surname Lestrade, and the remaining four have their own surnames, and each person's personality is independent and different, but they can get along harmoniously to the extreme, and the harmony that runs through the whole family is Lestrade as a father.
Sherlock was eager to take a closer look.
Sherlock had been looking at Raven at breakfast, white and chubby, his brain was spinning rapidly, he was wondering if there was a specific time for Raven to turn blue, if it was morning and evening, then he could only study it at night. Probably because Sherlock's eyes were too hot, and Lestrade kept glaring at him, meaning that Sherlock's eyes were a little more restrained, and even Hannibal looked at him with a smile.
Sherlock smacks, agreement, yes agreement, annoying agreement.
After breakfast, Lestrade led Sherlock out of the house, Sherlock, the little bastard who escaped from the hospital, yesterday he connived at Sherlock not to return to the hospital, but today's routine check-up must be there, and he was going to talk to McCroft about Sherlock's start of drug rehabilitation, and by the way, check if the little bastard had brought Cocaine and the others home.
It seems that there is still a lot more to be done.
I don't know if Sherlock bribed his doctor, but the attending physician, who had insisted that Sherlock would be discharged from the hospital in two more days, said that Mr. Holmes had been discharged from the hospital and went home to live, and there was no major physical problem. Lestrade just wanted to sigh, well, it doesn't look like there's any cushion, he's going to take over the big bear kid right away.
Sherlock looked at Reestrade triumphantly, as if to say, you see I really have no problem, you still don't believe it.
Lestrade tapped the bear child on the head, and he told Sherlock to sit here and wait, "I'm going to go and talk to your brother about your drug rehabilitation, so sit here and don't walk around." ”
Sherlock sat in the place designated by Reistrade, sitting there with his legs folded and his waist straight, and Reistrade saw the pretending Sherlock sigh again and said that it would be good if Sherlock Holmes had always been so well-behaved.
It's a pity......
It only took five seconds to call Mycroft Holmes, and it only took him five seconds to hear a man's deep voice coming from the other side, "Good morning, Inspector." ”
"It's weird every time I hear you call Inspector." Obviously, this person is much higher than his position, so there is always an inexplicable strange feeling when he calls the inspector, so Lestrade habitually said this sentence.
Mycroft was in the office, he was holding the phone in his right hand and flipping through the text in front of him with his left hand, it was very simple for Holmes to do two things, he laughed when he heard Lestrade's words, which attracted the sideways glance of Ancia who was standing aside, and the boss who had a cold face just now suddenly smiled, and sure enough, Inspector Lestrade's influence was not small.
"Allow me to call you by your name, then?"
Name, do you want to call the name directly? Isn't it a surname that shouldn't be called normally? Lestrade was frightened, but the politeness of the questioner made him embarrassed to refuse, so he cleared his throat and said, "Whatever you want, Mr. Holmes." ”
"In exchange, please call me by my name, Greg."
Lestrade heard the person on the other end of the phone call his name, and suddenly blushed uncontrollably, "McCroft......"
Anthea looked at her boss with a rippling face, and said that Mycroph Holmes was like a big-tailed wolf who had been tempting the white rabbit into a trap, and so quickly called Inspector Lestrade by his name, it seemed that he really admired or liked this person.
"By the way, forget jì and get down to business!" Lestrade knocked on his head, every time he talked to Mycroft on the phone, he would run away and forget what he was going to say, and he suddenly became stern, "Mycrof, what do you think about Sherlock's drug rehabilitation?" ”
"I've found a place, and every day I'll send someone to pick up Sherlock, but I hope Greg can keep a strict watch over Sherlock, I'm afraid he'll steal."
Well, as Lestrade thought, he was also very worried that Sherlock would secretly transport Cocaine and the like home while he didn't know it, but when it came to hiding things, Lestrade assured that Sherlock would not be able to compare to their bear children, and no one could surpass him when it came to finding things. Sherlock wants to secretly take drugs under his nose, and it depends on whether he has the ability to do so.
"Sherlock's detoxification will start on Mondays."
"Ok, I see, I'll hand Sherlock to you tomorrow."
Hearing Lestrade say so boldly, Mycroft laughed again, and his mind was already reflected in addition to Lestrade's appearance, the silver-haired sunny smile, and the warmth of those hands......
"Thank you so much, Greg."
Mycroft lowered her voice, which sounded like ** to Anthea, but her boss knew what it was...... Love?
It's really worrying.
"Okay, your bear child can't sit still anymore, contact again."
"Goodbye, Greg."
"Goodbye...... Mycroft. ”
The bear child really couldn't sit still, and Lestrade didn't deliberately carry Sherlock on his back when he called just now, so Sherlock was now looking at him with disdain, "I know what you're going to say, you and the dead fat man are like being in **, tired to death!" ”
“What?! I'm straight! And we're just communicating, communicating. ”
What is it called**, the two of them are obviously just ordinary conversations, although they exchanged Christian names.
"Tsk, it's so greasy, the dead fat man moves so fast, this kind of thing will kill my brain cells!"
Sherlock was clamoring, he was supposed to take drugs to keep himself excited and not bored, if he started to detoxify, his life would not have any color, and his temple of thought would be black and white instead of color, he didn't like it! Lestrade twitched the corners of his mouth, but now he had to regret it temporarily, but he had a way to deal with the bear child.
For example, small temptations.
"Since you don't want to quit drugs, forget it, I originally thought that if I encountered some difficult cases, maybe I would let you participate, but now it seems that ...... I've said before that I don't need an addict for my case, and I'm not going to change that. ”
Lestrade knew what Sherlock wanted, he didn't like a boring life, he liked to solve crimes, or he would claim to be a consulting detective, so he didn't have to guess what Sherlock would choose between drugs and cases, and he knew that Sherlock would agree.
Sherlock jumped up when he heard Lestrade's words, and he looked very happy, "You agree with me to get involved in your case?!" ”
"It's up to you, Sherlock."
Lestrade shrugged, the choice was in Sherlock's own hands, whether to obediently start his drug rehabilitation, or to run away from his hands and resist to the end.
Sherlock jumped up and shouted, he finally found something interesting, this inspector was not very smart, but he did a smart thing anyway, "You talk about it." ”
"Of course, I never lie to children."
Lestrade shrugged, the last thing he could fool was a child, and Sherlock was a child.
The agreement was reached, and Sherlock could get the job he wanted as long as he was obedient.
It's just that they miscalculated Sherlock's dependence on drugs, and he became addicted to drugs that afternoon.
Sherlock, who is addicted to drugs, reacts differently from ordinary people, and his brain can't stop spinning for a moment as if he was in a drunk, which is what he calls deduction.
The one he chose to do was Lestrade.
Well, at least the first to get shot was not the eight bear kids, but their Dad.
"Detective, you've been flaunting yourself as a straight man, aha, in fact, you're a double and you're interested in men, but you don't know yet, you want to get a relationship in your heart, but it seems that your blind date doesn't like the way you look, no, it should be said that it's not that you don't like you, but you don't like so many children in your family, and no woman would agree to be a mother of eight children."
Lestrade's mind was full of what Sherlock said, you're a double, you're a double, you're a double—
“What?”
"It's so much fun to look at your children again, it's the first time I've met a more interesting family than the Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock stood up and walked among the bears, the first thing he pointed at was Harry, "Harry Potter, your first child, you didn't take away his last name, and you can do it, Inspector." Eight years old, the eldest in the family, very interesting but not as smart as the younger brother below, the older brother with a standard eye, but you have a secret that I don't know either, what do you say, Mr. Harry Potter. ”
Harry's eyes narrowed, his little secret, or theirs, was that little talent, different from the little talent that ordinary people made them all proud.
"Hannibal Lecter, you don't look like a child at all, just like me, obviously out of place in the world but forcing yourself to fit in, a genius in psychology. Oh~ Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have seen that I am a high-functioning antisocial personality, and the people are like dead fat people back then, tsk, with an American accent in the accent, but it is not a pure American voice when you listen carefully, so France. ”
Hannibal's face changed slightly, and he always maintained a distinctive accent, a kind of memorial to his hometown.
"By the way, there is also Raven, little Raven, the little princess of the detective's sapphire, different from ......"
"Sherlock—"
Lestrade interrupts Sherlock, he can analyze Hannibal and Harry, but he can't tell Raven, who has always been proud of being blue.
"Angry brother, angry father, if it weren't for you......"
Before Sherlock could finish his sentence, he fell to the ground, and Lestrade flicked his fist, damn the sick bear child, he really hates it! He said he would do it, he had warned Sherlock not to play Raven, and now he had brought it upon himself.
"Angels, Sherlock is just ...... He was sick, but he didn't actually have any ill intentions. ”
Sherlock's penchant for playing other people is just a habit, he is a little bastard who doesn't know the world, especially at this time, he doesn't know what he's talking about, he doesn't want the children to have any misunderstanding about Sherlock, at least to live in peace.
"Wow, is this called a mouth cannon by Dad?"
Tony woke up from Sherlock's "speech", in fact, in his opinion, Sherlock's set just now was really handsome!
"Uh...... Sort of......"
"Amazing!"
Lestrade raised his forehead, what kind of ghost aesthetic is Tony in their family, and what is handsome about a bear child.
"As annoying as Mr. Holmes is, I have to say that he is indeed very intelligent, unlike the average ant."
"Great!" Raven clapped her little hands, she didn't know what was going on, she didn't know that she was almost hurt.
Even Hannibal looked at Lestrade helplessly, and it was clear that his brothers were freaks.
"I didn't really like what Sherlock Holmes said just now, though." Loki had a wicked smile on his face, he dared to bully his family, he really didn't want to live!
Harry raised an eyebrow, is the little devil Loki ready to make a move? Well, it's still Merlin, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, it seems that he doesn't need to teach Sherlock Holmes a lesson this time.
Lestrade looked at Loki, Merlin, Thor who was listening, and Tony, who liked to join in the fun, Lestrade sighed helplessly, as Dad, Lestrade sighed helplessly, bear children just need education, maybe it's quite appropriate for bear children to educate bear children!