2nd grade 2nd class.

"Students, today we are learning the ninety-nine multiplication table, come, everyone follow me to read, one times one equals one ......"

Sure enough, as Lin Fan expected, his first class was to learn the ninety-nine multiplication table, listening to the teacher read out the ninety-nine multiplication table in a strange tone, Lin Fan rolled his eyes sharply, can you not be so naïve, thinking that he will have such a day every day in the future, Lin Fan regretted again that he did not jump from the upstairs that day.

A bastard once said that life is like a traitor, since you can't resist, it's better to enjoy it, Lin Fan thinks that this bastard is right, so Lin Fan chose to enjoy it, climbed on the table and slept.

"Ah~"

Lin Fan didn't know how long he had been asleep, until a duck-like cry sounded in his ears, he woke up in a daze, looked around, and found that many of his classmates had left with their schoolbags, uh...... It seems that school is over, and there is no teacher to disturb his sleep, Lin Fan is a little strange, he has seen it on the Internet, teachers usually yell, pump, and kick teachers who love to sleep, did he meet a good teacher? If that's the case, it seems like it's a good idea to go to school, but where to sleep isn't sleeping!

But what's going on with the screaming just now? Does your brain have its own alarm clock function? Lin Fan thought a little crookedly, but he obviously thought too much, and saw a boy with glasses in front of him, with words in his mouth, and his face was full of anxiety: "How much is thirty-eight?" How much is 38, I'm so stupid, how can I forget. ”

Ha, he is really a good student who loves to learn, looking at the man with glasses who was about to go crazy, Lin Fan was a little unbearable, so he kindly reminded: "Thirty-eight is equal to Women's Day." ”

The man with glasses patted his head and suddenly realized, "Yes, yes, 38 is equal to Women's Day, you look at my brain, I can't even think of such a simple question, the teacher said, knowledge comes from life, why can't I remember it!". Then he looked at Lin Fan's eyes full of gratitude.

Lin Fan opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but when he saw the gratitude of the man with glasses, he closed his mouth decisively, and could only add a silent sentence in his heart: "Dude, I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke." Then he left with his bag on his back.

A literary and artistic young man once said that the road ahead is always full of ups and downs, stumbling, so Lin Fan was hit, and the force of the impact was so strong that he not only fell to the ground, but also slid backwards for a distance.

Lin Fan raised his head angrily: "Which bastard, didn't ......" When he saw a teenage little fat man and a teenage little thin man, Lin Fan swallowed back the words raw, damn it, you can't beat any of them.

"Who are you talking about bastard?" Although the little fat man bumped into Lin Fan, he didn't mean to apologize at all, and glanced at Lin Fan provocatively, and asked coldly.

"Forget it, don't be like him, let's hurry up and find Lin Fan, don't let him run away." The little thin man next to the little fat man seemed to be in a hurry, and he didn't want to waste time on Lin Fan, so he pulled the little fat man and said.

"Hmph, you're in luck this time!" The little fat man snorted coldly, said to Lin Fan, and then followed the little thin man to leave.

"Wait!" Lin Fan stretched out his hand and hurriedly shouted.

"Do you really want to be beaten ******?" The little fat man turned around suddenly, lifted Lin Fan to the ground, and shouted at Lin Fan with eyes as big as bull's eyes.

Lin Fan shrank back in fright, and said, "I just want to ask you what is the matter with Lin Fan?" ”

Lin Fan was very depressed at the moment, he was just walking, even if he was hit, he actually provoked these two bastards for no reason, remember that he didn't provoke them, why did they look for themselves? Do you have to get beaten twice on the first day of school? If Xiaobai knew about this, he wouldn't laugh at himself three times a day, so Lin Fan thought it was necessary to figure this matter out.

"It's your business!" The little fat man didn't give Lin Fan face, and directly threw Lin Fan to the ground, and said viciously.

Tiger fell Pingyang was bullied by the fat man, Lin Fan deeply realized this sentence, in order not to be beaten, Lin Fan had to continue to say in a low voice: "That's the case, Lin Fan and I are ......"

"What is it?" The little fat man and the little thin man immediately asked nervously.

Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that they were nervous, they shouldn't be looking for trouble, but Lin Fan was also a little unsure, so he said tentatively: "Friend...... Right? ”

Lin Fan didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, the attitude of the little fat man and the little thin man immediately changed 180 degrees, and gently helped Lin Fan up from the ground, pinched his shoulders again, beat his back, and smiled flatteringly: "Hey, hey, the water has washed the Longwangmiao family and don't know a family, brother, I'm really sorry, my brother's attitude just now is a little rushed, don't go to your heart." "That look, that expression, how disgusting, how disgusting.

Lin Fan was disgusted and wanted to push the little fat man and the little thin man away, but his strength was not as great as theirs, and he didn't succeed in pushing it several times, so he had to give up, and said helplessly: "What are you looking for Lin Fan?" He's very busy. ”

The little fat man glanced at the little thin man with some hesitation, not knowing whether to say it or not, the little thin man thought for a moment, and felt that since he was Lin Fan's friend, it didn't hurt to sue him, so he said: "We came to find Lin Fan to apprentice." ”

"Apprentice? He's not here. Lin Fan immediately turned around and left, joking, accept apprentices? Unless he's crazy, he doesn't know what to do now.

"Wait, we're here with an apprenticeship." The little thin man and the little fat man saw that Lin Fan wanted to leave, and hurriedly chased after him and said.

"Apprenticeship? What is the apprenticeship? Lin Fan stopped, a little curious about what the two little boys could bring.

The little fat man hurriedly took out the half of the wild ginseng from his arms and said, "Our apprenticeship is a 10,000-year-old wild ginseng, Lin Fan will definitely like it." ”

it! There are still such good things in this world, Lin Fan's eyes were immediately firmly attracted by the half of the wild ginseng, and feeling the faint aura around the wild ginseng, Lin Fan immediately lost his mind, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to snatch it.

But before Lin Fan's hand touched the wild ginseng, the little fat man put the wild ginseng away: "I can't give you this, we still rely on him to apprentice!" ”

Lin Fan was entangled, he really didn't want to accept apprentices, and it was these two wonders, but this wild ginseng was exactly what he needed now, relying on this half of the wild ginseng, he would definitely be able to break through the first phase of Qi training, and if he missed this time, he didn't know when he would be able to meet it again, so Lin Fan hesitated for a long time before making up his mind, no matter what, accept it, it's a big deal to teach them something casually and let them harm the society.

"Ahem...... Lin Fan looked at the little fat man and the little thin man and coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "There is something I deceived you, in fact, I am Lin Fan." ”

"Just you? Hahaha......" The little fat man looked at Lin Fan, who was as weak as a chicken, slapped Lin Fan on the shoulder a few times, and directly slapped Lin Fan on the ground: "Brother, don't be kidding, tell me where Lin Fan is, we are still waiting for apprenticeship!" ”

Nima, don't believe it if you don't believe it, don't do it, Lin Fan rubbed his sore shoulder and sat up from the ground, and said, "I'm really Lin Fan, but my current strength is ...... Belch...... It's been sealed for the time being, as long as I break the seal, go to heaven and earth, and move mountains and reclaim the sea is a trivial matter for me. ”

Anyway, I don't want to brag about it, Lin Fan thought to himself.

"Really?" The little fat man and the little thin man looked at Lin Fan with suspicion, still not quite convinced.

"Really!" Lin Fan said affirmatively: "In fact, although my strength has been sealed, some of the monk's abilities are still there, such as Ming Yin and Yang, understanding gossip, Xiaoqimen, and knowing Dunjia, in order to prove that I am Lin Fan, I can calculate a hexagram for you!" ”