11: Lei Hai
"Knock knock knock~~"
A rush of footsteps approached. The footsteps were extremely heavy, and in an instant, it seemed as if the entire green building was swaying left and right, and it was about to collapse at any time. Then a figure appeared outside the door of the room, trying to enter.
But the door was too narrow for him. The man squeezed twice, but he couldn't get in. In a fit of rage, he suddenly flagged and slammed the door. "Boom~" The sound of the explosion exploded, and the entire door panel was torn apart, and a huge entrance and exit were forcibly opened.
The huge figure then forced its way into the room. For a moment, Cheng Li couldn't help but be surprised, and Xie Xiaoqing was also stunned.
The two instinctively turned their heads and glanced at each other. Cheng Li shook his head and said, "Xiaoqing, you are wrong. He's definitely not a pig. ”
Xie Xiaoqing also smiled bitterly: "Yes, I was indeed wrong. Because there is absolutely no such fat pig in the world. Even if ten pigs are combined, I don't think it's as good as him. ”
At first glance, this sentence seems to be sarcasm and swearing. But it's not. Xie Xiaoqing just has one thing to say, just to tell the truth.
Under the light and candlelight, I saw that the person who broke into the room was eight feet tall and his waist circumference was eight feet.
Although they stood face to face with each other, Cheng Li couldn't see what this person looked like at all. Because his eyebrows and facial features have been squeezed out of shape by fat. No one would have thought that through this large pile of layers of fat, he could see his true face of Lushan.
Where he stands, it's like a mountain! A mountain of meat made up of pure fat!
Moreover, this Roshan still has food in his hands. In the left hand is a whole roast chicken, and in the right hand is a large pig's trotter, both of which have been gnawed off in half. Therefore, as soon as this Roshan speaks, a strange smell mixed with various foods will immediately erupt from his mouth, and as long as he smells a little, it will make people frown uncomfortably.
To make matters worse, the man was barely clothed. There was only a vest casually put on the upper body, and the shirt was not buttoned, directly exposing the big belly that was more exaggerated than that of a pregnant woman. The lower body is only a pair of calf-nose shorts, and a straw rope is tied around the waist. More than ninety percent of the white flowers and fat flesh are completely unabashedly highlighted.
At this time, Cheng Li couldn't help but be a little lucky: fortunately, he didn't eat or drink much just now. Otherwise, I'll have to spit it out now. But even if he hasn't vomited yet, Cheng Li has secretly sworn that from today onwards, he will not eat meat for at least a month. Clean up your stomach and intestines first.
This Roshan gasped a few times, suddenly became ruthless, and stuffed the roast chicken and hooves into his mouth in three or two bites, and swallowed hard. Then he stared at his eyes hard (unfortunately there was too much fat on his face, and no matter how much he stared, there were only two small slits in his eyes). He roared sharply, "Who is it? Who just said that Uncle Ben was fat and stupid? Stand up!"
This roar can be described as loud as a bell, shaking the ears of everyone in the room. Su Sanniang and Chunniang lost their faces at the same time, their legs were weak, and they sat down on the ground all of a sudden.
Xie Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, and then quickly regained his composure. She smiled, took two steps forward as if nothing had happened, and said, "I said that." So what?"
There is no doubt that Xie Xiaoqing is definitely a stunning beauty. Even if Su Sanniang is inferior to her, she is at least two points inferior. Suddenly seeing Xie Xiaoqing, Roshan's eyes lit up obviously. He smiled and said, "You said that?" Since you said the wrong thing, you should apologize. Follow me. Uncle will teach you how to behave in the world. ”
As soon as the sentence was finished, Na Roshan couldn't help but speak, strode forward, stretched out his greasy palm the size of a sunflower fan, and grabbed it towards Xie Xiaoqing.
Xie Xiaoqingguang saw that the oil on his hand had goosebumps all over the ground, how could he let this fat and dirty hand get on his body?
Between the rooms, when there is no room for hair, the movement turns and turns, and tends to retreat like electricity. Xie Xiaoqing's light skills seem to be even more powerful than Xi Yinchun, the "Fenglang Jun" who is recognized by everyone in the rivers and lakes as the first in the younger generation.
But Xie Xiaoqing is fast, and Roshan is not slow. With a flick of his fingers, he took a big step to the side suddenly, and immediately approached Xie Xiaoqing again. The palm of his hand probed again, as if Xie Xiaoqing's whole person was also shrouded in his palm.
Covered in ointment and fat, the body is as huge as a mountain, and the fat is indistinguishable. But once you do it, you move like a rabbit. If you don't see it with your own eyes, it's unbelievable.
Only the most outstanding Twelve Star Demons of the younger generation, only the last one in the Twelve Star Demons, Lei Hai, already has such skills. The Lei family in Jiangnan Perak Hall, one of the eight major families, is really profound and difficult to deceive.
But Xie Xiaoqing still coped with it. Her body shook again, and under seemingly impossible circumstances, she escaped from under Lei Hai's palm again. In the next moment, she had already stood beside Cheng Li out of nowhere, and said with great interest: "It's really unlucky." actually killed such a fat stupid pig in the air. It seems that if you want to take Su Sanniang away quietly, it will not be possible. ”
Cheng Li smiled: "So, the plan has failed, right? But when I look at you, how can I look very happy?"
Xie Xiaoqing said with a smile: "It's not that I'm happy, but life is like a game, when you can have fun, why not have fun?
Lei Hai quickly turned around and rumbled and said, "Of course." Little girl, follow Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben will let you understand what is bliss in the world. ”
Xie Xiaoqing pursed his lips again, not bothering to talk to this Roshan at all. She stretched out her hand and pressed it on her waist, and there was a sound of "choking~" Qingyue Long's groan. The sword was unsheathed, like a ray of blue light, wandering in a gloomy place, and bursts of fierce cold air spread in all directions, and the straight people shuddered. is so sharp, it is a rare magic weapon.
Xie Xiaoqing crossed his sword and said with a smile: "Little brother, I'll go and solve this dead fat pig." You take the opportunity to take Su Sanniang and escape first. Let's meet at the old restaurant. ”
With a word of command, Xie Xiaoqing didn't say anything, snorted, and leaned forward with his sword. The long sword in his hand suddenly turned into a blue and blue lightning rainbow, and went straight to Lei Hai's throat.
The speed of this sword is really fleeting, and it is difficult to find with the naked eye. In addition, the sword itself is a divine weapon, and the two phases are superimposed, which is extremely powerful. But in the face of such a powerful sword, Lei Hai actually didn't dodge or dodge, and stood there upright, letting the Qingbi sword light stab into his throat.
But although Lei Hai's hands and feet did not move, the fat on his body moved. At the moment of lightning, the fat on his neck suddenly squirmed, impartially, and happened to clamp the tip of the three-inch sword. Then no matter how hard Xie Xiaoqing tried, he couldn't stab even half an inch more. And the fat on Lei Hai's neck was piled up, at least four or five inches deep. Jian Feng couldn't even hurt his fur.
This kind of kung fu, not only has no one seen or heard of it, but even dreaming of it, it is absolutely impossible to dream of it. Not to mention Xie Xiaoqing, even Cheng Li, his eyes were still straight.
Lei Hai himself is also very satisfied with himself. He laughed loudly: "Little girl, how is it? Uncle Ben's 'seamless clothes' ability, isn't it very powerful? Envy, right? Want to learn? Come on, come on, Uncle Ben will take you back to the room and teach you well." ”
Without waiting for an answer, Lei Hai's two big hands, one left and one right, came to Xie Xiaoqing. The fat on her neck vibrated violently at the same time, sending out a wave of strength, which was transmitted straight along the blade of the sword to Xie Xiaoqing's body, making her feel like an electric shock, and half of her body was numb, where could she dodge with light skills?
Seeing Lei Hai's two big hands getting closer and closer, Xie Xiaoqing couldn't help but have a thought in his mind: "Hey, hey, is there a mistake? Could it be that this girl is going to capsize here today, and it is in the hands of a dead fat man?"