Chapter 53: Invincible Hot Wheels
"What am I going to do with you? Why do you have to be sure that I'm the rebels?" said Derek.
At this moment, this young girl commander is like a hot potato, and she can't catch it.
If you continue to hold on, it will inevitably clash with this army outside, and now that the situation is unclear, this force is obviously on the side of the royal family, although it doesn't matter to you, but it is also a force for Wei'er, and it is really not worth fighting because of a ridiculous misunderstanding.
On the other hand, this commander with a hole in his brain seems to have decided that he is on the side of the rebels, and if he simply lets it go, he will inevitably continue to look for trouble, and of course, the most important thing is that he is a little faceless.
The girl commander struggled to break free of the dough in vain, and said: "In short, I have very reliable information, and now all the city defense legions in the entire three eastern provinces have defected and cannot be trusted, but the reinforcements of the five legions brought by the third princess are still relatively reliable." ”
"Yes, I've told you, I'm the commander of the Dragon's Tooth Legion. Derek spread his hands helplessly and said, why is this girl so dead-eyed.
Sure enough, there is something wrong with Amon's intelligence, this damn dead girl...... It turns out that the city defense corps of the entire three eastern provinces have mutinied!
No wonder he was able to defeat the Thunder Legion so easily, and arrange such a well-planned ambush.
"I believe you are a ghost! You said you were the commander of the legion, but you didn't act with the commander, you ran around without permission, you didn't even have many troops, you were either a rebel, or a deserter!" As if she had been reminded of something bad by this sentence, the girl bounced off the ground with hatred and tried to give Derek a head hammer, but unfortunately she was dodged.
Wait, Derek's heart moved, this familiar sense of arrogance, and this familiar blonde hair and face, especially this familiar and empty body!
Well, the most important thing is that when the girl was struggling just now, Derek accidentally saw the necklace along the neckline, and he had seen two other identical ones from Wei'er and Jessica.
Sherlock Holmes said that all impossibilities are ruled out, and what remains, no matter how unbelievable, must be the truth.
"You can't be the fourth princess Barbara, who ran away from home, are you?
Congratulations to Derek for winning the title "Princess Reaper", wearing this title will increase the effect of Princess Raiders by 50% and increase opinion by 10 points......
Sorry, mistaken, you don't have a system hanging, or try hard, kid!
"What do you know?" the girl asked, a little wary, as she stopped struggling.
"I remember she had the same necklace as you, I've seen Jessica there, and I have a good relationship with Wei'er......"
Before Derek could finish speaking, Princess Barbara over there flicked on the ground again and jumped up: "Beast, what did you do to them? Wei'er is not an adult?! Let go of me, I'm going to kill you!"
"I said, eldest sister, are you a grasshopper? I didn't do anything to them, okay? I'm Wei'er's spell teacher, and the current legion is under the jurisdiction of Princess Jessica, you know?"
Derek pressed Barbara's head in disgust, saving her from rubbing the flour on himself.
"Understood, now that we're on our own, we can unravel my magic, right?" Princess Barbara said calmly, as if she had finally heard it.
That's right, my own people, what can't I say well~ Derek thought as he waved his hand to untie the magic, and as the magic was lifted, the dough on Barbara's body lost its supporting strength and fell to the ground, and the four princesses jumped a few times, shaking off the remaining dough on their bodies, and then moved their hands and feet that were numb from being trapped by the dough.
"I just came from Princess Jessica's because I received an informant ......," Derek explained as he picked up the letter that had just fallen on the ground.
Bang!
Before he could stand up straight, Princess Barbara, a flirtatious leg, hit the bull's-eye!
"Ahh
"Haha, rookie, you dared to tie me up with dough just now!" Barbara smirked when she saw the blow, grabbing Derek by the hair and picking him up.
"Hmph, Auntie, I have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for many years, and it has always been someone else who has been planted in my hands, but I didn't expect to almost fall into your hands today? Boy, where are you messing around? You are crazy~"
It hurts! I don't feel it?!Shouldn't I be able to use it??Damn, this crazy woman, I'll just say that the royal family, except for my lovely princess Wei'er, there is no good thing, you wait for me!
Look at what His Majesty the King has taught? elopement (eldest princess), god stick (second princess), debt (third princess), and now there is a crazy woman who beats people indiscriminately!
"You...... How can you be ...... by yourself? Hit all?" Derek hissed in pain as he squeezed a few words out between his teeth.
"Who is your own person?Say!What did you do to Jessica and Wei'er?" Barbara grabbed Derek by the collar and pulled Mar in front of her, and with her other hand, she felt the whip from her lower back, and with a flick of her wrist, a whip "snapped" in Derek's ears.
That's what you said, you wait for me!
Taking advantage of Princess Barbara's pride, Derek suddenly opened his hands and pounced forward, knowing that although the other party was proud, he was actually prepared in his heart, and with a flexible flash, he got out of the way, and Derek threw himself directly on the ground.
We mercenaries are experts in playing yin, so I didn't expect you to do this? Fight with me? You're still tender!
Before Barbara was proud, something happened suddenly, Derek pounced forward, just a false move, Derek's hands just touched the ground, and his feet jumped the ground, and the whole person stood upside down, and his feet stretched out to Barbara's head.
At this moment, Barbara's attention was all on Derek's hands, and if he didn't pay attention, his head was caught by Derek's feet.
"Let go of your stinky feet...... Hmm!" Before Barbara could finish her sentence, Derek simply shifted all his weight to his feet, and quickly grabbed Barbara's ankles with his free hands, and shook his waist hard.
"Invincible Hot Wheels!" Derek shouted, and the two of them formed a strange circle like a gourd rolling on the ground, rolling in the enchantment made of dough.
Hmph! Crazy woman, I don't believe that I can't cure you, it's just a matter of flirting with your legs, what kind of ability is it? I think back then, competing with the scum in the dormitory for the last bite of instant noodles was called a real battle! We are the men who are called "404 Wrestling ♂ ♂ King"!
"Crazy woman, do you admit defeat or not?" Derek, who was dizzy, asked Princess Barbara with her hands cut up behind her back, pressed them to the ground, and condescendingly.
"Devil throws in the towel, you damn bastard!%&¥@+&*" Princess Barbara has always had a strong personality, where is she willing to admit defeat, and when she heard Derek ask, she immediately returned an indescribable character.
"How are you going to trust me?" Derek had a big headache, what should I do? I can't just keep spending it like this, right? Lao Tzu is still waiting to go back to save his family, and sooner or later, I'm afraid that my home will be stolen.
"Let me ask you, you said that you are Wei'er's master, what is Wei'er's favorite thing to eat?" Barbara asked aloud after struggling a little.
"Of course it's hot pot, if she doesn't care, she can't wait to eat hot pot three times a day~" Derek said as a matter of course, but as soon as the words fell, Barbara struggled even more.
"Liar! It's not such an inexplicable thing as hot pot. ”
I'm a fool, I invented hot pot, and I don't know how long this crazy woman has been running away from home. What did Wei'er like to eat before? I remember she wanted to talk about it.
"Yes! It's beef tongue! It's roasted beef tongue, right?!" That's right! Even when eating hot pot, Wei'er loves this dish the most.
Princess Barbara finally stopped struggling, turned around and asked, "Are you really your own person, why are you here?"
"That's a long story......"
"Then to make a long story short, won't you let me go?"
"You promise not to kick me again?"
"I promise," Derek let go of his hand and immediately retreated with a wary face, but the other party just rubbed his wrist that was scratched and hurt, "You name it." ”
Derek frowned, sorted out his words, and said:
"To put it simply, I was ordered to lead the legion and Princess Jessica to rescue the city of Temor, but I encountered an ambush on the way, and after defeating, Wei'er was worried that Jessica would have an accident, so I handed over the troops to her to support slowly, and then took the knight in disguise.
Well, just the kind of tin you see.
went to rescue Jessica in the middle of the ambush, and as a result, he got information over there, the king is brewing a rebellion, and the actions of the orcs are all to cooperate with the rebels, but the middle orcs have different intentions and plan to turn fiction into reality.
The main direction of attack is not Charles Province, but Barr Province, and the Rus Territory is my territory! So now I am leading people to the rescue, and I have met you, is there a problem?"
Barbara raised her hand.
"You say. Thinking of the situation in front of him, Derek was irritated.
"What you're talking about is about the same as the information we got, we saved an intelligence agent who was undercover among the orcs, but how do you know?" asked Princess Barbara, confused.
"This ......" Derek's mind immediately became a mess of twine.
What do I have to say? We fought a battle with the Orcs and then cooperated? And the little Khan of the Orcs, inspired by my charisma, plans to have a sex reassignment operation to marry me?
This is too, isn't it?
"Hmph, I don't want to say forget it, since the situation is so urgent, are you still in the mood to entangle with me here?"
Hey, who's pestering you? You're pestering me, okay? Be reasonable!
"What's next for you?"