Chapter 103: I'm the little guy

Drinking and drinking, Yuan Yuan'er seemed to have lost her usual self-control, or rather lost the cowardice that shrank her head when she encountered trouble, and her drunken eyes were hazy and hugged the little girl next to her, attracting the little girl's delicate shout. "Words * love * first * hair

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to hear jokes?"

Yuan Yuan'er was completely drunk, and her tongue began to knot, but she refused to sleep, and pulled the little girl next to her and began to tell jokes, so that if they didn't laugh, she would punish them for drinking.

As soon as the little ones heard the music, they shouted for her to hurry up.

So, she took off her shoes and socks and climbed onto the low table, then took two pairs of chopsticks and put them to her mouth, cleared her throat, and began to search for jokes from her previous life.

"In other words, the two buns are happy, when the groom goes back to the room in the middle of the night to be in love with the bride, he finds that there is a meat ball lying on the bed, the groom is furious, but the bride hides her face shyly and says, death, take off your clothes and don't know people."

Call...... A gust of cold wind drifted by, and all the little ones couldn't help but shiver.

"Ah, it's not funny, then I'll punish you for drinking."

Lifting a jug of wine, she tilted her head and poured it down, staggering to wipe her mouth, and regrouped.

"There used to be a snail crawling on the road, and suddenly I felt a black shadow running overhead, the speed was fast, and I took a closer look and found that it was actually a turtle, hahaha......"

Call...... There was a gust of cold wind drifting by, and the little ones were holding their bodies and shaking and shaking, strange, it was already summer, how could it be so cold.

"Why isn't it funny?"

Yuan Yuan'er frowned, muttering that beautiful men are really difficult to serve, and bent down to get the wine, but when she stood up, she didn't notice that her body was unstable, and the whole person suddenly fell forward.

Bang......

She slammed down on the table, then rolled down the table in a circle, her chest on the ground, her legs back, her robe open, revealing her white thighs, and the loose white cloth that swayed above her thighs, and the black forest that loomed beneath the white cloth.

"Ah......h

The little ones exclaimed, covered their mouths in unison, and looked at the black private place with frightened and joyful eyes.

It was at this time that the closed door was suddenly kicked open by brute force, followed by the bustard and some guests watching the excitement, and a man in a pale yellow shirt.

The man's eyes opened when he saw the scene in the house, and he rushed into the room and took off his clothes to cover the spring light leaked by Yuan Yuan'er, and then looked up angrily, and after seeing all kinds of beautiful men in the room, his face sank, and he burst out with a murderous aura.

This murderous aura came too quickly and urgently, and the whole room froze all of a sudden, and Dong didn't dare to move.

"Roll ......"

He roared, causing those beautiful men to tremble, and they all came back to their senses, and hurriedly got up and ran out. His cold gaze swept out the door again, and those who watched the excitement also retracted their heads.

Only the old bustard still stood straight under such a gaze, but the smile on his face was a little reluctant.

The man's eyes narrowed, and he hooked his finger at Lao Bao, although the old bustard was scared to death, but he could only walk up hard.

"Guest."

Lao Bao took several deep breaths before he opened his mouth, with a flattering smile on his face.

"What's your name?"

……

Lao Bao was stunned for a moment, and he didn't dare to say his name, but after seeing that the man was starting to be impatient, he gritted his teeth and opened his mouth ruthlessly.

"The slave family is called Hua Niang."

"Okay, from now on, my name will be Yu Gongzi, and I will be the little man in your building."

"What?"

Hua Niang exclaimed, only to feel that a thunderbolt flashed in front of her, and her brain was a mess. This has always been her forcing others to be little tricks, and today it is actually the other way around.

After being stunned, Hua Niang's brain gradually reacted, and a trace of greed crossed her eyes, and when she just wanted to ask this jade boy to sign a deed of sale or something, the jade boy came directly with a cold eye.

"Not leaving?"

The voice that was cold to the bones scared Hua Niang, and she didn't dare to stay any longer, so she turned around and ran, and felt that she had forgotten something, and went back to help close the door

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