The Spring Festival couplets in March are very pure

Bai Anran: "The second mother-in-law is right, eldest mother, hurry up and be on guard." ”

Zhou Ru: "You are a big mother, and you are a big mother in your community." ”

Having said that she was so ruthless, she was at a loss, "Chu is coming to our dormitory today?" …… Eh, is this sense of déjà vu the only one I have? ”

As soon as Zhishi heard this, he came to the spirit, "What do you mean, has he been here before?" ”

She knew, Chu must have seen her a long time ago, but maybe she didn't remember.

Now that I think about it, when she first entered school, he happened to be leaving school and graduating early, but it doesn't mean that one comes and the other leaves, there must be some intersection in between.

"Hehe," Li Liyuan looked disdainful, "just with that face, he is going to come, can we not remember?" Didn't you wake up, hey, I don't care if you have it now, get ready, give you a comb, comb your hair. ”

Zhou Ru rubbed her face and felt that she was reasonable, so she picked up the comb and pulled it casually twice.

She swept her eyes and saw Zhishi's thoughtful appearance, she didn't know what to think, and suddenly said, "Does Chu Jin seem to be a person who will trespass into a private house?" ”

Hearing this, for some reason, Zhishi's heart 'banged' and skipped.

"What...... What do you mean? She asked.

Zhou Ru shook his head, "Tsk, what's wrong with my head, this is the fifth floor." ”

Zhishi breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to laugh, but before she could laugh, a vague memory rushed to Tianlinggai, and the picture in her memory scorched her thunder on the outside and on the inside, and weathered it in place.

"Zhishi?" An Ran called, seeing that the other party looked sluggish, he couldn't help but feel helpless, "Chief, what are you scaring her for, what is this?" ”

Zhou Ru frowned, thought for a while, and scratched the back of his head, "My brain is short-circuited, and I always feel that something is wrong." ”

"......" Zhishi seemed to be unable to hear their conversation, immersed in his own thoughts, slowly raised his eyebrows, rolled his eyes slowly and evenly, sucked the saliva that was almost left, and suddenly laughed stupidly.

It didn't matter if I laughed, the other ones in the dormitory hugged each other in fright.

I see......

I see......

It turns out that there was such a thing at that time.,Ah,Great God,Do you want to be so cute!

Zhishi looked at the time, it had been twenty minutes since Chu Jin set off, she took her mobile phone, limped to the door, opened the door, the corridor was dark and empty, but she smirked quietly......

Seven minutes passed.

When Chu Jin just stepped into the corridor on the fifth floor, the pace that was originally striding forward was a slight pause, and he saw Zhishi at a glance, and saw her waving to him, so he took three steps and walked over in two steps.

"Hey, what's the light on?" Chiyo shrugged, squinted at him, and smirked.

Chu Jin saw her in orange plush pajamas, wearing cotton slippers, with her back against the door, as if she had been standing for a long time, and couldn't help but feel slightly displeased, "It's not honest if your foot hurts?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhishi's eyes widened, and he put an index finger to his lips, signaling him not to speak.

This is a girl's stronghold, in the middle of the night, the boudoir is lonely, what if a female comrade finds out that this man is not only not a skilled worker, but also the Chu God who has been widely circulated so far, what should I do, it is completely in the mouth of a tiger!

An Xiaobai was worried, she didn't know that the word sheep into the tiger's mouth had been fully interpreted by herself at this time.

"Your dormitory, for the holidays?" Chu Jin looked at the door behind her, leaned into her ear and whispered.

On both sides of the door, there are two brand-new Spring Festival couplets.

Left League: The man who is looking forward to the coming can't call it back

Right link: The water spilled by the married daughter

Horizontal batch: beg to carry away

Zhishi felt the heat of his exhalation, shrunk his head, his fair little face was slightly red, motioned for him to lower his head, leaned into his ear like a vengeance, and said ostentatiously, "They are enthusiastic, and they have posted the remaining couplets of this year's New Year, tsk, how much they care about us." ”

Chu Jin hugged her waist and defended for offense, "The roommate's calligraphy is good." ”

"They didn't write it, I bought it outside and used it as a backup." Zhishi pouted and said, "The one they wrote was taken away by the aunt in charge of the building, and this pair will have to be removed early tomorrow morning." ”

She shook her head proudly, "How about it, I picked it well, how atmospheric, and the words have to be vigorous and powerful, Zuolian: The man who is looking forward to the future is also called...... Forehead...... I can't call ...... back", her expression was blank, "Inside, the left link may have been misplaced...... Right ...... The ...... who got married"

Chu Jin kindly read it for her, "...... Daughter, the water that was spilled out, was batched, and begged to be carried away. ”

After An Xiaobai was silent for dozens of seconds, he slapped the blood-red palm on his cheeks on the door, shaking the tape in the corner of the left link.

Ahh When they posted the couplet just now, they didn't look at it carefully when there was no light, but I didn't expect it......

Behind the door, the three of them laughed silently, their faces turned red, and they danced and mouthed:

Li Liyuan: "What is the name of Zhishi, and she will be called mentally retarded hhh in the future"

Bai Anran: "I'm so talented hhh"

Zhou Ru: "Hold the door, don't be knocked open, there are three of us, and they are only two hhh"

Small fanwai hhh

When Chu Jin just stepped into the corridor on the fifth floor, the pace of striding forward was slightly paused, nothing else, just because in the dark corridor, except for the light from the light of his mobile phone lamp, there was only the end of the corridor, a suspended in the air, white light and shadows intertwined...... The face of a long-haired woman.

Zhishi was playing with her mobile phone to count the time, when she heard the voice, she looked up, and a beam of light came in from the other side of the corridor, and she could see the tall figure of the person slightly, she raised an arm excitedly and beckoned gently.

After the other party saw her beckoning, he stayed on the spot as if he was frozen at first, and then quickly raised his feet and walked towards her firmly.

Zhishi took the light of his mobile phone to the man.

Hey, it's him, what's the expression...... Uh, it's like seeing a ghost.

Strange to say, the place where he walked was like a hanging, and with his footsteps, the lamp suddenly turned on, lining him like a god, leaving light everywhere.

The originally dark corridor was instantly brightly lit, and Chu Jin had already walked in front of Zhishi, looking at the couplets on both sides of the door, his expression was really a little dazed.

"Click" Zhishi took a picture of him, and before he could snicker, news came out of the group.

Female A: Wow, the lights are all on, and the repair is so fast

……

Fix a big-headed fish...... Knowing the world, she suspected that the lamp was not broken at all, it was just looking at people, and as soon as Chu Jin came, it turned on obediently......

"......" Chu Jin silently turned off the flashlight of his mobile phone.

Oh? The content of this couplet......

It can be said that it not only creates a new fashion, but also expresses new ideas.

Many years later, the innocent Chu Dashen talked about this matter with An Xiaobai, and said, at that moment, he thought that his little girlfriend who had been tricked with great difficulty drove to the west, leaving only a wisp of fragrant soul.

"Nonsense, if I was so terrifying, how dare you come here!" Jumping feet that know the world.

"En......" Chu Jin touched her head, "Maybe it's because you waved at me." I am qualified to go to hell with you. ”