Easy anti-theft as well as tomorrow replacement (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ

The dog found a leaflet at the door, with several paw prints that read: Just 998! The little friend you want to take home!

The dog scraped it into pieces with its paws and threw it in the trash.

Who else can satisfy a dog now? The dog thought. The streets are full of blind date invitations, and the dog never expects any of them to have one.

The dog sat down in front of the computer and began to tap on the keyboard with his paws. The keyboard is large and suits him perfectly, and this is the dog keyboard he bought specifically for the purpose of designing the kennel. He is a professional kennel designer, and many dogs around him like to come to him to design their kennels.

The dog felt that what he needed most now was a buddy who could help him draw pictures, not the animals that were so beautiful that they could be pageant-won on the flyer—besides, most of them were cats.

Dogs are not interested in cats at all. He is also not interested in other ** dogs. He always felt like a wolf – even if he was just a wolfdog.

The dog didn't know why he was designing a kennel, in fact, he couldn't afford a luxury kennel at all. When he walked out the door, he could see poodles with all kinds of hair, all of them wearing dog clothes, looking gorgeous and noble. It's as if they don't use their claws to dig up the soil, they don't bare their teeth when they eat, and they don't scream when they are in heat.

The dog made himself a cup of coffee and forced himself to lick not a drop left, so that he could stay up all night to finish the kennel he had designed for a venerable Mr. Dog.

At four o'clock, the dog went to make another cup of instant coffee. He felt like his brain was going to explode, and his eyes were muddled in circles.

A piece of shredded paper floated down the trash can with a phone number written on it.

[We can give you any type until you are satisfied!] 24-hour unconditional return refund! ]

The dog looked at it for a while, picked up the piece of paper and chewed it up and spit it into the trash.

Then he turned on his phone and decided to make a call to his colleague who made windows for the kennel. When the number was dialed, he heard a soft voice on the other end: "Hey, hello, what can I do for you?" What kind of partner do you need? ”

The dog immediately pulled the microphone away and looked at the number on it. Oops, it must be that his claws are too big, or that the estrus period is approaching, and he is always very impatient.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake." The dog said. He's a polite dog, even if it's his most hated cat.

"Are you a designer?" The operator said, "You know, we have the best partner for you." ”

"Can you help me design the artwork?" The dog said impatiently, uninterested, a threatening purr coming out of his throat, "I want a guy who can do something." If you only have the ones who will burn yourself, don't delay me any longer. ”

The operator said: "This is not difficult at all, please report your address to us, and the delivery will be delivered to your home within half an hour, thank you for your patronage!" ”

The dog opened its mouth, not knowing why he was giving out the address. When he hung up, he realized that he had probably been tricked by the salesman again. He knew he should hang up the phone right away.

Cats are never a good thing, they are proud and aloof, but as long as a guy is willing to give them food, they can follow any animal.

The dog decided not to open the door no matter who came, he wanted to keep the things in the future out.

Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang. The dog stood by the door and sniffed. He doesn't have a cat's eye on his door because he's a dog. There is always a dog who catches the fashion to put on a cat's eye, but he must stick to his principles.

Outside the door was a cat, and he knew it as soon as he smelled it. The sour, sour taste peculiar to cats.

"Meow." The cat barks outside the door.

The dog let out a low growl: "Get out, I don't need any service." ”

"I've heard you need someone who can draw." The cat said.

"I don't need a cat to help me draw." Dogs stick to their principles.

"I also brought my mouse and keyboard," said the cat, "and I've helped fix quite a few kennels, and I'm an experienced designer." ”

The dog hesitated for a long time in the door. The dog said to himself: Just this once. He had to complete this list, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to eat dog food in the second half of the year, so he would have to go to the trash can to find food. Just this once.

The dog opened the door. A white cat squats outside the door licking its paws. The dog thought: terrible - terrible, white - the color he hates the most.

Small, white, and with eyes of a different color - the kind of pampered cat that only eats soft rice. Even, it's still a male cat.

The cat stood up, cocked his tail, and pointed to the bag beside him with his paws: "Look, I said I would be a useful helper." ”

The dog deeply hopes that it wasn't a cat teaser or anything like that.

The cat walked into the dog's territory with an elegant demeanor. The dog couldn't believe he had let a cat into his territory. His dark territory.

White fur wagged his long tail and walked behind the dog, politely surveying the dog's tall stature with those eyes of different colors. "You need some flesh and bones," he said. Don't drink coffee anymore. ”

The dog said, "What's your business?" ”

"It doesn't smell good," said the cat nonchalantly, "and it would be better if I could eat some fish." ”

The dog bared his teeth, and he said, "Cat, you are the commodity I bought." ”

"I understand," said the cat, "so I'll start drawing for you now." He shrunk his neck and lowered the bag around his neck, his two pointed ears folded up as the strap scraped and stood up as the strap left, and he shook the fur off his head and took out the contents of the bag, which was a cat keyboard and a cat mouse—twice as small as a dog.

"Explain upfront," said the cat, "that our service is billed by the hour, and you can decide whether or not depending on the satisfaction of the service." ”

"Oh, that's a nice hint." The dog said sarcastically. Who will pay? He didn't expect a cat to help him design a kennel at all.

The cat unceremoniously removed the dog's keyboard and reconnected its own mouse and keyboard. The dog's eyes widened and he yelled, "What are you doing?!" ”

"Service," said the cat, "you can now lie down in your pile of broken sheets and get a good night's sleep, and if you can't sleep, I'll have a little 'sleeping pills' or something, so you can make at least one**, and at least two to get through your heat ......."

"Get out!" The dog roared, "I'll let you go!" ”

The cat turned around and jumped onto the computer desk so that he was as tall as the dog. He leaned close to the dog's nose, stretched out his nose and sniffed, and said, "Your smell is really terrible, you really need to go to sleep quickly, and when you wake up you will see what you want." The cat stretched out his paw and slapped the corner of the dog's mouth, and the dog felt that he had given him something to eat, and there was a sweet taste that spread over his tongue as he opened his mouth and tried to bite the cat.

The cat licked the paw that had been put into the dog's mouth, looked at him with a very charming look, and said, "You dogs are always fond of licking things." ”

The dog fell to the ground.

Two

Dogs are woken up by cats. The thick smell of meat and bones tempted him to close his eyes and raise his head and open his mouth. Then the cat barked: "Meow-"

The dog was awakened all at once. The white cat said, "Can you please let go, let go of me, and don't lick me again, meow, and lick me again?" ”

The cat was pressed under the dog's paws, and the dog licked him as a meat and bone, and his white hair was messed up.

The dog was a little embarrassed and a little annoyed. He said, "Who brought you near me!" ”

The cat got up in embarrassment, licked his messy hair very patiently, got up politely and said, "Your service is over, please check it......"

The dog left the cat and flew to his computer, where he found a new and beautiful kennel standing on the screen, and even the different nail models on the kennel were clearly visible.

The dog's eyes widened in disbelief and immediately looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer - damn it, he slept all night! Wait, one night isn't enough for him to finish a whole kennel program—

"You-" The dog turned his head to look at the cat, his nose almost jumping on top of the cat on the table. The cat gave way to him very shrewdly, and looked at the dog with a kind of reserved pride, and the dog opened his mouth, lowered his head, and did not dare to look at him, but said, "You did a good job." ”

"Please sign here." The cat pulled out a piece of paper and a small stack of □□ from his pocket, "What type of □□ do you want?" ”

The dog pressed his paw on the ink, then slapped it on the receipt sheet, and he said vaguely, "Let's open the stationery......

The cat said, "No problem. He licked his paw and pressed it on the □□, pressing it with several different fingerprints in succession. The dog saw a blue color appear on the paper.

"The new color-changing edible saliva," says the cat, "makes it easier to sign when you don't have ink." ”

As the dog has seen, the transparent saliva slowly turns blue as soon as it hits the paper. The dog began to think that the cat was good.

"You can call me again if you need to," the cat said, "and my job number is 258." ”

The dog felt that this code name was a bit **, but he really didn't expect that the "service staff" invited through this ** channel could really solve his troubles. He is a very upright dog, and he decides to recognize the value of cats.

So when the cat left, the dog licked the cat's ears and apologized in embarrassment.

The cat shook one of his ears and said, "I accept your apology." ”

The dog was paid handsomely. When he leaves Mr. Dog's house, he decides to give himself a good meal as the cat suggests. He was going to buy the most expensive kind of meat and bones, the thickest thigh bones, and boiled them into the soup, which was soft and rotten.

The dog couldn't help but suck his saliva. He jumped up and walked towards the market.

The flesh and bones are a pug, and the tongue keeps sticking out.

"What do you want, sir? Ha, ha, ha...... It's really hot, isn't it? ”

The dog also had his mouth open, but he didn't feel that hot. He casually pointed to one of the largest fleshy bones: "Give me this." ”

"You've got a good eye," the pug said as he quickly weighed the pack, "the morning just arrived." ”

As he spoke, a hound came over and leaned affectionately and seriously beside the pug: "The afternoon goods will come in a moment." ”

The dog glanced at the hound. The pug snuggled up to the hound and seemed very close. They chased each other for a while before they remembered the dog's presence.

The dog said, "I've put my money here." ”

As a single dog, his eyes were almost blinded.

The dog thought of the cat on the way back. The cat with the number 258. He slung the bag of flesh and bones around his neck and walked home with his head held high. He wondered what the hell that cat had done. Cat is a very talented designer, very talented and very experienced. Why haven't dogs heard of it before? Why do cats do their current jobs?

The dog's heart was a little pity, and he walked forward in a daze, and suddenly smelled a familiar smell - sour, with a little soft milk fragrance. It was a mixture of animal estrus.

The dog immediately found the cat.

The cat was rolled in a circle on the ground by a fat male cat inlaid with gold and silver, his tail standing up high, and his hair standing on end. He lay on the ground, looking up at the fat male cat. The fat cat is flanked by two other sturdy male cats, and together they surround the white cat.

The dog smelled a strong smell of heat, but he didn't understand why there wasn't a female cat present.

There was a crowd of onlookers all around, and the fat cat walked up to the cat, looked at him condescendingly, touched his beard, licked his paws - that's why dogs don't like all cats.

The cat warned, "Sir, you are no longer in service, please don't-"

The fat cat slapped the cat down, and the two male cats on the side went up together to press the cat to the ground. The cat let out a high-pitched meow and scratched the fat cat's face with one paw. The fat cat yelled at the cat angrily, and the two male cats flicked their erected tails anxiously, and X approached the white cat step by step. The white cat had to step back, baring his teeth to intimidate the two ferocious male cats, but it was useless, he was really not very big. The fat cat looked condescendingly at the white cat who was almost prostrate on the ground and said, "I'm not inviting you—"

The fat cat was suddenly knocked to the ground by a huge force, and its body was pressed to the ground-